History Quotes / BrainlessBeauty

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2009/06/01/were-all-whores-darlin/ DListed]]'''''

->''"Ah, [[TheEighties the 80s]]: a fearful, turbulent decade that tested our national resolve as never before! ...Democracy was never more threatened than when [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan Reagan]] was in office, pissing off the Communists and (even worse!) [[EspeciallyZoidberg the air traffic controllers]] while Nancy was busy formulating national policy with astrological charts."''\\
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/invasion-usa/ on]] ''InvasionUSA''

-->--'''Huma D'Este,''' ''The Ribbajack''

-->--'''Blackarachnia''', ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''

-->--'''Sergeant Angua''', on Tawneee, ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''

->''"I should know, but I don't, so I have to ask," said Maggie, "what"s the most famous thing you ever wrote?" \\

"Did that really happen?" said Maggie White. She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.'' \\

-->-- '''Gore Vidal''', on friend TennesseeWilliams' taste in dates

->"Stiffy's map, as a rule, tends to be rather grave and dreamy, giving the impression that she is thinking deep, beautiful thoughts. Quite misleading, of course. I don't suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartare sauce."

->'''Harold''': Well, I suppose he has an interesting face and body, but it turns me right off because he can't talk intelligently about art.
->'''Emory''': Yeah, ain't it a shame?
->'''Harold''': I could never love anyone like that.
->'''Emory''': Never. Who could?
->'''Harold''': I could and you could, that's who could. Mary, she's ''gorgeous''.
->'''Emory''': She may be dumb, but she's all yours.

->''"...men who, considering females rather as women than human creatures, have been more anxious to make them alluring mistresses than affectionate wives and rational mothers; and the understanding of the sex has been so bubbled by this specious homage that the civilized women of the present century, with a few exceptions, are only anxious to inspire love, when they ought to cherish a nobler ambition, and by their abilities and virtues exact respect."''
-->-- '''Mary Wollstonecraft''', ''A Vindication of the Rights of Woman'' (1792)

->'''Madame Zeroni:''' So is a flowerpot. Can she push a plow? Can she milk a goat? No, she is too delicate. Can she have an intelligent conversation? No, she is silly and foolish. Will she take care of you when you are sick? No, she is spoiled and will only want you to take care of her. So, she is beautiful. So what? Ptuui!

->'''Liz:''' It's the bubble. He is a doctor who doesn't know the Heimlich maneuver! He can't play tennis, he can't cook, he's as bad at sex as I am, but he has no idea!
->'''Jack:''' That is *the* danger of being super-handsome. When you're in the bubble, nobody ever tells you the truth. For years, I thought I spoke excellent French. ''(gibberish)''
-->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->''It seems like the rumor that bust size and math test scores are inversely proportional is true.''
-->-- ''KamenNoMaidGuy''

->''You two are lucky you have your looks.''
-->-- '''Crowley''' to the Winchesters, ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->It was as if some god had said, "Sorry, kid, you're going to be thicker than a yard of lard, but the good news is, it isn't going to matter."
-->--'''Sergeant Angua''', on Tawneee, ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''

->''Some of the most beautiful bodies are seldom endowed with the keenest of minds.''
-->--'''Huma D'Este,''' ''The Ribbajack''

->''Why are the cute ones always tube-heads?''
-->--'''Blackarachnia''', ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''

->''Why are the cut ones always tube-heads?''

->''A friend of mine has two Daughters, whom I will call Lætitia and Daphne; The Former is one of the Greatest Beauties of the Age in which she lives, the Latter no way remarkable for any Charms in her Person. Upon this one Circumstance of their Outward Form, the Good and Ill of their Life seems to turn. Lætitia has not, from her very Childhood, heard any thing else but Commendations of her Features and Complexion, by which means she is no other than Nature made her, a very beautiful Outside. . . Poor Daphne was seldom submitted to in a Debate wherein she was concerned; her Discourse had nothing to recommend it but the good Sense of it, and she was always under a Necessity to have very well considered what she was to say before she uttered it; while Lætitia was listened to with Partiality, and Approbation sate in the Countenances of those she conversed with, before she communicated what she had to say.''

-->--'''Huma D'Este,''' ''The Ribbajack''

-->--'''Sergeant Angua''', on Tawneee, ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''

-->--'''Sergeant Angua''', on Tawneee, ''{{Discworld}}''

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->''"Ben, you're super cute, but I also think you might be the dumbest man alive."''
-->-- '''Cleo''', ''{{Bobwhite}}'', [[http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20091023]]

-->'''-PGWodehouse''', ''[[JeevesAndWooster The Code of the Woosters]]''

-->''TheBoysInTheBand''

->"Stiffy’s map, as a rule, tends to be rather grave and dreamy, giving the impression that she is thinking deep, beautiful thoughts. Quite misleading, of course. I don’t suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartare sauce."
-->'''-PGWodehouse''', ''[[JeevesAndWooster The Code of the Woosters]]''

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