History Quotes / BossArenaIdiocy

->"I ''am'' actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier. So, that's the itinerary. Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing ''her'', and ''I'm'' not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: #1 no portal surfaces, #2 start the neurotoxin ''immediately''; #3 bomb-proof shields for me, leading directly into, #4 bombs for throwing at you."

-->--Webcomic/KidRadd

-->-- '''VideoGame/CopyKitty'''

->"Yes, this 'museum' keeps a crate of live dynamite just lying around, and instead of taking out half the building, all it does it mildly-annoy Simon."
-->--'''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''' on ''Film/DemolitionMan'' (the game)

->"The final boss fight is rather disappointingly-easy, 'cause he has fewer stages than my electric toothbrush and the place is just strewn with powerful weapons like a Texan Christmas morning."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/RiseOfTheTriad''

->"Like, there isn't much in here. Like, there's two blocks over there that can kill me, but yeah, that's pretty much it!"

->'''Boki:''' "Finally, I made it to the reactor core! I have to trick its defense systems so it shoots lasers at itself, right?"

-->--'''''WebVideo''''' on ''Film/DemolitionMan'' (the game)

->I am actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier... So that's the itinerary. Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing ''her'', and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One, no portal surfaces; two, start the neurotoxin ''immediately''; three, bomb-proof shields for me, leading directly into number four: bombs for throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin! I'm joking, of course. Goodbye.

->"The final boss fight is rather disappointingly easy, 'cause he has fewer stages than my electric toothbrush and the place is just strewn with powerful weapons like a Texan Christmas morning!"
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/RiseOfTheTriad''

->'''Radd:''' "I don't get it. Do you want me to beat you?"
->'''Kobayashi:''' "What? I, the great Kobayashi, discount ninja, have every intent of destroying you! How dare you make such an accusation?"
->'''Radd:''' "Well, these convenient platforms serve no purpose other than to help me reach the flashing light. I mean really, just take them away and I could never jump high enough to reach the target."
->[BeatPanel]
->'''Kobayashi:''' "They, [[HesitationEqualsDishonesty uh,]] [[BlatantLies balance the chains]]."

->Why did I have that installed?!
-->-- '''LetsPlay/ChuggaaConroy''', '''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'''

->Like, there isn't much in [my room]. Like, there's two blocks over there that can kill me, but yeah, that's pretty much it!

->'''[[BlackKnight The Black Knight]] WesternAnimation/YosemiteSam''': "Don't sneeze, you stupid dragon, or you'll blow us to the moon!"[[note]]After discovering that one of the towers in ''his own castle'' is full of explosives and he just brought his frequently-sneezing dragon in there...[[/note]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KnightyKnightBugs''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Cut Man]]''', ''[[WebVideo/PeaTea64 "Happy 20XX"]]''

->I am actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier... So that's the itinerary. Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing ''[[SelfDemonstrating/{{GlaDOS}} her]]'', and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One, no portal surfaces; two, start the neurotoxin ''immediately''; three, bomb-proof shields for me, leading directly into number four: bombs for throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin! I'm joking, of course. Goodbye.

-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''RiseOfTheTriad''