Quotes / Boss Arena Idiocy

I am actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier... So that's the itinerary. Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One, no portal surfaces; two, start the neurotoxin immediately; three, bomb-proof shields for me, leading directly into number four: bombs for throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin! I'm joking, of course. Goodbye.
Wheatley in Portal 2 trying to defy this trope. It doesn't last long.

"The final boss fight is rather disappointingly easy, 'cause he has fewer stages than my electric toothbrush and the place is just strewn with powerful weapons like a Texan Christmas morning!"

Radd: "I don't get it. Do you want me to beat you?"
Kobayashi: "What? I, the great Kobayashi, discount ninja, have every intent of destroying you! How dare you make such an accusation?"
Radd: "Well, these convenient platforms serve no purpose other than to help me reach the flashing light. I mean really, just take them away and I could never jump high enough to reach the target."
Kobayashi: "They, uh, balance the chains."