"The final boss fight is rather disappointingly easy, 'cause he has fewer stages than my electric toothbrush and the place is just strewn with powerful weapons like a Texan Christmas morning!"
Radd: "I don't get it. Do you want me to beat you?"
Kobayashi: "What? I, the great Kobayashi, discount ninja, have every intent of destroying you! How dare you make such an accusation?"
Radd: "Well, these convenient platforms serve no purpose other than to help me reach the flashing light. I mean really, just take them away and I could never jump high enough to reach the target."