History Quotes / BondVillainStupidity

'''Dr. Evil''': Scott... [[ContractualGenreBlindness You just don't get it, do you.]] You don't.

->[[Creator/DonaldPleasance Pleasance]] is, in many respects, the most cliché Bond bad guy ever. He has the most lovely (and extravagant) lair that Ken Adams ever designed. He has a pool of piranha in his hidden volcano lair. He has the technology to kidnap space ships… and ''[[CutLexLuthorACheck couldn’t be bothered making a legitimate fortune off it]]''. He has Bond at his mercy repeatedly, and… shoots other random characters instead [...] he literally looks like a baby, a petulant child that Bond needs to sort out. Kingsley Amis argued that the best of Fleming’s villains were dark father figures, but I think the films also supported the idea that they were malicious overgrown children.

-->-- '''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2012/10/31/a-view-to-a-bond-baddie-ernst-stavro-blofeld/ Darren Mooney]]''', "A View to a Bond Baddie"

->"[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why wouldn't he just kill him?]] ({{Beat}}) Ooooh, right: it's a James Bond movie!"

->Anyway, it's time to kill off the Jedi. Oh, good. How do they go about it? Well, they start pumping an obvious deadly white gas into the room; this alerts them to danger.\\\
Well actually, blowing up their ship does. I guess they should've pumped in the gas first, and once the Jedi were dead, ''then'' blown the ship up? ...Just [[GetOut tell 'em to leave!]] That you don't wanna negotiate! And then, when their ship flies out of your space dock, '''''SHOOT IT WITH LASERS.'''''\\\

->That quote up at the top of my review is from [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles a children's movie]] that more thoroughly understood what villainy is than ''Smallville'' seems capable of. This version of Lionel is supposed to be [[EvilTwin utterly ruthless and without mercy]]. So why does he go all Bond villain on Lois and just wave a gun at her while monologuing, rather than doing what someone of his character would in real life; shoot her in the head?\\\
Because Lois [[PlotArmor isn't allowed to die.]] And so Lionel [[VillainDecay isn't allowed to be Lionel.]]\\\
Good writing ensures that characters aren't put in situations where they have to behave contrary to their nature just to further plot. Lois should be dead ([[DistressBall twice this episode]]) but she isn't because she can't be. The solution? Don't put Lois in a situation where the only logical outcome is death. This was an example of pure lazy writing and I'm utterly sick of being asked week after week to swallow this kind of garbage in the name of advancing the story.

-->--'''[[PlatypusComix Peter Paltridge]]''', [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/hollywood/returnofjafar.html reviewing]] ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar''

->'''Dr. Evil''': All right, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism! *mechanism starts* Close the tank!\\

-->-- ''KimPossible'', "Animal Attraction"

->Anyway, it's time to kill off the Jedi. Oh, good. How do they go about it? Well, they start pumping an obvious deadly white gas into the room; this alerts them to danger. Well actually, blowing up their ship does. I guess they should've pumped in the gas first, and once the Jedi were dead, ''then'' blown the ship up? ...Just [[GetOut tell 'em to leave!]] That you don't wanna negotiate! And then, when their ship flies out of your space dock, SHOOT IT WITH LASERS. Also, we need to consider the fact that killing two Jedis that were sent there as peaceful ambassadors would be a pretty heinous crime in the eyes of the Galactic Senate, the organization that runs everything (including space taxes). I mean, you could just [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch claim they never got there]]. But now you've got [[ImplausibleDeniability the burned wreckage of their ship inside of your horribly-burned docking bay.]]

->Anyway, it's time to kill off the Jedi. Oh, good. How do they go about it? Well, they start pumping an obvious deadly white gas into the room; this alerts them to danger. Well actually, blowing up their ship does. I guess they should've pumped in the gas first, and once the Jedi were dead, ''then'' blown the ship up? ...Just [[GetOut tell 'em to leave!]] That you don't wanna negotiate! And then, when their ship flies out of your space dock, SHOOT IT WITH LASERS. Also, we need to consider the fact that killing two Jedis that were sent there as peaceful ambassadors would be a pretty heinous crime in the eyes of the Galactic Senate, the organization that runs everything (including space taxes). I mean, you could just [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch claim they never got there]]. But now you've got [[ImplausibleDefensibility the burned wreckage of their ship inside of your horribly-burned docking bay.]]

[[folder:fiction]]
->''"[[JustBetweenYouAndMe Tell me the whole plot]]\\
There is no way you can get caught\\
[[JamesBondage You seem to tie such a good knot]]\\
Just leave me here so I can rot\\
Forget the fact we ever fought\\
[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim I'm thankful I haven't be shot]]"''
-->--'''Goldentusk''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc17zmeMlSI&feature=channel_page "James Bond]] [[WithLyrics Theme"]]

->'''Senor Senior Sr:''' A proper villain always leaves his foe when he's about to expire.\\
'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?\\
'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Well, it would be bad form just to lull about, waiting for it.\\
'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?\\
'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Tradition!
-->-- ''KimPossible'', "Animal Attraction"

->Villains, they always want to talk you to death.
-->-- '''Wall Flower''', ''[[WhateleyUniverse The Transfer Students]]''

->I've really got to learn to just do the damage and ''get out'' of town. It's the stay-and-gloat that gets me every time.
-->-- '''Ethan Rayne''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''Ty''': [[GenreSavvy Classic Bond villain mistake.]]\\
'''Blake''': I know.\\
'''Ty''': Leaving the enemy in the deathtrap, ignoring him? A henchman of questionable loyalties watching over things?\\
'''Blake''': I know.\\
'''Ty''': Don’t tell me you did the monologue, explaining things.\\
'''Blake''': I did, kind of.\\
'''Ty''': ''Damn'' it, Blake.
-->--''Literature/{{Pact}}''

->'''Lucius:''' ...So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this {{death ray}} and I'm an epitaph. ''Somehow'' I manage to find cover, and what does Baron von Ruthless do?\\
'''Bob''': ''(snickering)'' He starts monologuing.\\
'''Lucius''': '''''HE STARTS MONOLOGUING!''''' He starts, like, this ''prepared'' speech about how "feeble" I am compared to him, how "inevitable" my defeat is, how "the world WILL SOON BE HIS!", [[BlahBlahBlah yadda yadda yadda...]]
-->--''Film/TheIncredibles''

->[[LampshadeHanging Do you ever notice how bad guys always leave at these critical moments?]] Oh well. ''(leaves)''
-->-- '''Dr. Gene Splicer''', ''TinyToonAdventures'', "Hare Raising Night"

->Now untie him, Wormtail, and give him back his wand.
-->-- '''Lord Voldemort''' on Harry Potter, ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''

->'''Turanj''': I've become impatient. We [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs penetrated this vessel, overcame their defenses]], and in the moment of the kill, you forced us to stop. Now we play these incessant games. It's time we took our trophies and moved on.\\
'''Karr:''' Your lust for the kill has blinded you, like many young hunters. If you took the time to study your prey, to understand its behavior, you might learn something.\\
'''Turanj:''' There is ''[[PunyEarthlings nothing to be learned!]]''
-->--''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Killing Game"

[[folder:reviews]]
->The villain wants to kill the hero. He has him cornered at gunpoint. All he has to do is pull the trigger. But he always talks first. He [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech explains the hero's mistakes to him]]. [[EvilGloating Jeers]]. [[EvilLaugh Laughs]]. And gives the hero time to think his way out of the situation, or be [[TheCavalry rescued by his buddies]]. Cf. most Film/JamesBond movies.
-->-- ''Creator/RogerEbert's [[Literature/EbertsGlossaryOfMovieTerms Little Movie Glossary]]'', on the "Fallacy of the Talking Killer"

->'''Chris''': Riddler also looks at Batman and goes “Whyyyy can’t I killlll youuuuuuu?” And if I had to guess, I’d say it probably has something to do with not shooting him in the head when he had the chance about 20 minutes ago.\\
'''David''': I wish I could have shot this movie in the head 20 minutes ago.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''

->Anyway, it's time to kill off the Jedi. Oh, good. How do they go about it? Well, they start pumping an obvious deadly white gas into the room; this alerts them to danger. Well actually, blowing up their ship does. I guess they should've pumped in the gas first, and once the Jedi were dead, ''then'' blown the ship up? ...Just [[GetOut tell 'em to leave!]] That you don't wanna negotiate! And then, when their ship flies out of your space dock, SHOOT IT WITH LASERS. Also, we need to consider the fact that killing two Jedis that were sent there as peaceful ambassadors would be a pretty heinous crime in the eyes of the Galactic Senate, the organization that runs everything (including space taxes). I mean, you could just [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch claim they never got there]]. But now you've got [[ImplausibleDefensibility the burned wreckage of their ship inside of your horribly-burned docking bay.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''

->Anyhoo, as one of the Minions poses with Gadget for a picture, he puts some sort of homing beacon on Gadget’s hat. This makes it so that Claw can control Gadget’s every move; Claw forces Gadget to do things like throw his Coke and fries everywhere. Instead of, say, forcing Gadget to say “Go-Go Gadget Handgun” and shoot himself in the face, thus ridding himself of Gadget and ridding me of this shit-ass movie. Nope, Claw forces Gadget to squirt mustard everywhere and...break dance?
-->-- '''Matt Briner''' in [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/articles/matt-briner/2088-direct-to-dvdiabloinspector-gadget-2 his review]] of ''InspectorGadget 2''

->Only The Master is such a twat that he would record a message for the entire universe relaying his demands before his plans have even come to fruition.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2013/11/logopolis-written-by-christopher-h.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS18E7Logopolis}} "Logopolis"]]

->If you missed that one, the Hirogen captured ''Voyager'', but instead of killing them all, the Alpha had their brains taken over by a computer and then put into holodeck scenarios for endless games to ''repeat'' the hunt, but not actually '''kill''' them. It's the Hirogen version of edging.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Star Trek: Voyager'', "Flesh and Blood"

->''([[BigBad Mother Brain]] is spinning out of control and is vulnerable)''\\
'''Kevin''': Into the WarpZone! It's too dangerous to finish her off!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': We're contractually obligated to keep stalling for three more seasons!
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Captain N|The Gamemaster}}''.

->''Jafar chortles with glee as he orders Aladdin's death for the second time, and this go-round it HAS to stick because everybody is chained up. He's so happy about it, he changes into Jasmine again the morning of the execution to reveal his true identity to Aladdin RIGHT before he loses his head, won't that be poetic? In doing this, he '''leaves the room''', and ten thousand defeated villains screamed in agony from Hades, "ARE WE ALL DOOMED TO REPEAT THAT MISTAKE FOREVER??"''
-->--'''[[PlatypusComix Peter Paltridge]]''', [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/hollywood/returnofjafar.html reviewing]] ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar''

'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Well, it would be bad form just to lull about, waiting for it.

->'''Senor Senior Sr:''' A proper villain always leaves his foe when he's about to expire.
->'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?
->'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Well, it would be bad form just to lull about, waiting for it.
->'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?
->'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Tradition!
-->-- '''''KimPossible''''', "Animal Attraction"

->''Villains, they always want to talk you to death.''

->''I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay-and-gloat that gets me every time''

->'''Ty''': [[GenreSavvy Classic Bond villain mistake.]]
->'''Blake''': I know.
->'''Ty''': Leaving the enemy in the deathtrap, ignoring him? A henchman of questionable loyalties watching over things?
->'''Blake''': I ''know''.
->'''Ty''': Don’t tell me you did the monologue, explaining things.
->'''Blake''': I did, kind of.
->'''Ty''': ''Damn'' it, Blake.
-->--'''''Literature/{{Pact}}'''''

->'''Dr. Evil''': All right, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism! *mechanism starts* Close the tank!
->'''Scott''': Wait, aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away!
->'''Dr. Evil''': No. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. Why?
->'''Scott''': I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!]] We can do it together, it'll be fun!
->'''Dr. Evil''': Scott... [[ContractualGenreBlindness You just don't get it, do you.]] You don't.
-->-- '''''AustinPowers: International Man of Mystery'''''

->'''Lucius:''' ...So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this {{death ray}} and I'm an epitaph. ''Somehow'' I manage to find cover, and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
->'''Bob''': ''(snickering)'' He starts monologuing.
->'''Lucius''': HE STARTS MONOLOGUING! He starts, like, this ''prepared'' speech about how "feeble" I am compared to him, how "inevitable" my defeat is, how "the world WILL SOON BE HIS!", [[BlahBlahBlah yadda yadda yadda...]]
-->--'''''Film/TheIncredibles'''''

->''"Mr. Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you."''

->"[[LampshadeHanging Do you ever notice how bad guys always leave at these critical moments?]] Oh well." ''(leaves)''

->''"Now untie him, Wormtail, and give him back his wand."''

->'''Turanj''': I've become impatient. We [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs penetrated this vessel, overcame their defenses]], and in the moment of the kill, you forced us to stop. Now we play these incessant games. It's time we took our trophies and moved on.
->'''Karr:''' Your lust for the kill has blinded you, like many young hunters. If you took the time to study your prey, to understand its behavior, you might learn something.
->'''Turanj:''' There is ''[[PunyEarthlings nothing to be learned!]]''
-->--'''''Series/StarTrekVoyager''''', "The Killing Game"

[[folder:on works]]
->''"The villain wants to kill the hero. He has him cornered at gunpoint. All he has to do is pull the trigger. But he always talks first. He [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech explains the hero's mistakes to him]]. [[EvilGloating Jeers]]. [[EvilLaugh Laughs]]. And gives the hero time to think his way out of the situation, or be [[TheCavalry rescued by his buddies]]. Cf. most Film/JamesBond movies.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert's [[Literature/EbertsGlossaryOfMovieTerms Little Movie Glossary]]''', on the Fallacy of the Talking Killer

->'''Chris''': Riddler also looks at Batman and goes “Whyyyy can’t I killlll youuuuuuu?” And if I had to guess, I’d say it probably has something to do with not shooting him in the head when he had the chance about 20 minutes ago.
->'''David''': I wish I could have shot this movie in the head 20 minutes ago.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''

->''"Anyway, it's time to kill off the Jedi. Oh, good. How do they go about it? Well, they start pumping an obvious deadly white gas into the room; this alerts them to danger. Well actually, blowing up their ship does. I guess they should've pumped in the gas first, and once the Jedi were dead, ''then'' blown the ship up? ...Just [[GetOut tell 'em to leave!]] That you don't wanna negotiate! And then, when their ship flies out of your space dock, SHOOT IT WITH LASERS. Also, we need to consider the fact that killing two Jedis that were sent there as peaceful ambassadors would be a pretty heinous crime in the eyes of the Galactic Senate, the organization that runs everything (including space taxes). I mean, you could just [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch claim they never got there]]. But now you've got [[OrgyOfEvidence the burned wreckage of their ship inside of your horribly-burned docking bay.]]"''

->''Anyhoo, as one of the Minions poses with Gadget for a picture, he puts some sort of homing beacon on Gadget’s hat. This makes it so that Claw can control Gadget’s every move; Claw forces Gadget to do things like throw his Coke and fries everywhere. Instead of, say, forcing Gadget to say “Go-Go Gadget Handgun” and shoot himself in the face, thus ridding himself of Gadget and ridding me of this shit-ass movie. Nope, Claw forces Gadget to squirt mustard everywhere and...break dance?''

->'''Q.''' But... when he has her alone, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution why doesn't he just shoot her or stab her or something]]? Instead of trying to shoot down the plane when she's on board? And then the next day, he tries to bomb the plane. Wouldn't it be simpler if...
->'''A.''' Nothing is simple, Penrod; you do not [[NoMisterBondIExpectYouToDine buy a woman dinner in Paris]] only to shoot or stab her.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', review of ''The Concorde--Film/{{Airport}} '79''

->''"Only The Master is such a twat that he would record a message for the entire universe relaying his demands before his plans have even come to fruition"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2013/11/logopolis-written-by-christopher-h.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS18E7Logopolis}} "Logopolis"]]

->''([[BigBad Mother Brain]] is spinning out of control and is vulnerable)''
->'''Kevin''': Into the WarpZone! It's too dangerous to finish her off!
->'''Nostalgia Critic''': We're contractually obligated to keep stalling for three more seasons!

-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert's [[Literature/EbertsGlossaryOfMovieTerms Little Movie Glossary]]'''

-->-- '''RogerEbert''', review of ''The Concorde--Film/{{Airport}} '79''

->''"The Smoking Man doesn’t want Mulder killed because they would risk turning his work into a crusade, but by taking Scully away from him in such a soul crushing way they have sent him a warning to do as he’s told. Unfortunately they don’t understand quite who they are dealing with. Mulder is not the sort of man who is told how to behave and will be off chasing the next X-File as soon as possible. And shagging vampires."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/little-green-men-written-by-glen-morgan.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles''

->'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?\\

->''"Anyway, it's time to kill off the Jedi. Oh, good. How do they go about it? Well, they start pumping an obvious deadly white gas into the room; this alerts them to danger. Well actually, blowing up their ship does. I guess they should've pumped in the gas first, and once the Jedi were dead, ''then'' blown the ship up? ...Just [[GetOut tell 'em to leave!]] That you don't wanna negotiate! And then, when their ship flies out of your space dock, SHOOT IT WITH LASERS. Also, we need to consider the fact that killing two Jedis that were sent there as peaceful ambassadors would be a pretty heinous crime in the eyes of the Galactic Senate, the organization that runs ''everything'' (including space taxes). I mean, you could just [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch claim they never got there]]. But now you've got [[OrgyOfEvidence the burned wreckage of their ship inside of your horribly-burned docking bay.]]"''

'''Dr. Evil''': Scott... [[ContractualGenreBlindness You just don't get it, do you.]] You don't.

!!!Fiction

->'''Senor Senior Sr:''' A proper villain always leaves his foe when he's about to expire.\\
'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?\\
'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Well, it would be bad form just to lull about, waiting for it.\\
'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?\\
'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Tradition!

->'''Ty''': [[GenreSavvy Classic Bond villain mistake.]]\\
'''Blake''': I know.\\
'''Ty''': Leaving the enemy in the deathtrap, ignoring him? A henchman of questionable loyalties watching over things?\\
'''Blake''': I ''know''.\\
'''Ty''': Don’t tell me you did the monologue, explaining things.\\
'''Blake''': I did, kind of.\\
'''Ty''': ''Damn'' it, Blake.

->'''Dr. Evil''': All right, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism! *mechanism starts* Close the tank!\\
'''Scott''': Wait, aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away!\\
'''Dr. Evil''': No. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan, why?\\
'''Scott''': I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!]] We can do it together, it'll be fun!\\
'''Dr. Evil''': Scott... [[ContractualGenreBlindness You just don't get it, do you.]]

->'''Lucius:''' ...So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this {{death ray}} and I'm an epitaph. ''Somehow'' I manage to find cover, and what does Baron von Ruthless do?\\
'''Bob''': ''(snickering)'' He starts monologuing.\\
'''Lucius''': HE STARTS MONOLOGUING! He starts, like, this ''prepared'' speech about how "feeble" I am compared to him, how "inevitable" my defeat is, how "the world WILL SOON BE HIS!", [[BlahBlahBlah yadda yadda yadda...]]\\
'''Bob:''' Yammering.\\
'''Lucius:''' Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!

->'''Turanj''': I've become impatient. We [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs penetrated this vessel, overcame their defenses]], and in the moment of the kill, you forced us to stop. Now we play these [[DeadlyGame incessant games]]. It's time we took our trophies and moved on.\\
'''Karr:''' Your lust for the kill has blinded you, like many young hunters. If you took the time to study your prey, to understand its behavior, you might learn something.\\
'''Turanj:''' There is [[PunyEarthlings nothing to be learned]]!

!!!On works

->'''Chris''': Riddler also looks at Batman and goes “Whyyyy can’t I killlll youuuuuuu?” And if I had to guess, I’d say it probably has something to do with not shooting him in the head when he had the chance about 20 minutes ago.\\
'''David''': I wish I could have shot this movie in the head 20 minutes ago.

->'''Q.''' But... when he has her alone, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution why doesn't he just shoot her or stab her or something]]? Instead of trying to shoot down the plane when she's on board? And then the next day, he tries to bomb the plane. Wouldn't it be simpler if...\\
'''A.''' Nothing is simple, Penrod; you do not [[NoMisterBondIExpectYouToDine buy a woman dinner in Paris]] only to shoot or stab her.

->'''Chris''': Riddler also looks at Batman and goes “Whyyyy can’t I killlll youuuuuuu?” And if I had to guess, I’d say it probably has something to do with not shooting him in the head when he had the chance about 20 minutes ago.\\
'''David''': I wish I could have shot this movie in the head 20 minutes ago.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''

->''"Anyway, it's time to kill off the Jedi. [[RootingForTheEmpire Oh, good.]] How do they go about it? Well, they start pumping an obvious deadly white gas into the room; this alerts them to danger. Well actually, blowing up their ship does. I guess they should've pumped in the gas first, and once the Jedi were dead, ''then'' blow the ship up? ...Just tell 'em to leave! That you don't wanna negotiate! And then, when their ship flies out of your space dock, '''shoot it with lasers.''' Also, we need to consider the fact that killing two Jedis that were sent there as peaceful ambassadors would be a pretty heinous crime in the eyes of the Galactic Senate, the organization that runs everything (including space taxes). I mean, you could just [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch claim they never got there]]. But now you've got [[OrgyOfEvidence the burned wreckage of their ship inside of your horribly-burned docking bay.]]"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''

-->--'''Literature/{{Pact}}'''

->'''Senor Senior Sr:''' A proper villain always leaves his foe when he's about to expire.\\
'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?\\
'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Well, it would be bad form just to lull about, waiting for it.\\
'''Senor Senior Jr:''' Why?\\
'''Senor Senior Sr:''' Tradition!
-->-- ''KimPossible'', "Animal Attraction"