History Quotes / BlindIdiotTranslation

-->--'''''LufiaTheLegendReturns'''''

->''Of course, in the sucking ass tradition, the person doing the transcribing is either dyslexic or doesn't speak English. "Party on Wayne! Oh... OH! I no feel so great now Mista Wayne! I think I am going to schwing! [--[[SubliminalSeduction kill all american devils]]--]"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' reviews ''[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Wayne's World: The Game]]''

->"Man, these translations suck. Couldn't they just get anyone to proofread this shitload of fuck?"
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', in response to the above quote on [[http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/47749 his review on the NES version]] of ''Metal Gear''

->'''Bernardo''': Who?\\
'''Francisco''': Nay, answer me: stand, him being deployed.\\
'''Bernardo''': Rongukinguraibu!\\
'''Francisco''': Bernardo?\\
'''Bernardo''': He.\\
'''Francisco''': Your time is wise.\\
'''Bernardo''': 'Currently, San Francisco, 12 strikeouts TIS is sleeping.\\
'''Francisco''': For this relief much thanks: 'TIS is cold, I'm still suffering.\\
'''Bernardo''': How quiet guard?\\
'''Francisco''': I am looking for the excitement of the mouse.\\
'''Bernardo''': Well, good night. Case, Marcellus and Horatio in a hurry, people do my bidding.\\
'''Francisco''': I love to hear them. Hosutando! Who?\\
''Enter '''Horatio''' and '''Marcellus'''''\\
'''Horatio''': Friends on this planet.\\
'''Marcellus''': Liegeman, some Danish.\\
'''Francisco''': Good night's release.\\
'''Marcellus''': Library farewell honest soldier: Who is your fire you do?\\
'''Francisco''': Bernardo has my site. Good night's release.\\
''Exit''
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' I.i, courtesy of http://translationparty.com

->'''Barn ARD'''. Who' Then S?\\
'''Cisco franc'''. In the answer of the opposition you, what I elasticity. The series are opened in them, you.\\
'''Barn ARD'''. The long king saw himself!\\
'''Cisco franc'''. Barn ARD?\\
'''Barn ARD'''. Barn ARD.\\
'''Cisco franc'''. The time comes carefullest more.\\
'''Barn ARD'''. ' Tis now has sounded to 12. The franc of Cisco of the victories executes thee for the time of delay.\\
'''Cisco franc'''. Restocking is considering this much recognition. ' In the intensive and pale cold trunks in the morning of Tis and in the memory.\\
'''Barn ARD'''. He has the force of motivatings of monitoração?\\
'''Cisco franc'''. Those are not beginning the rate of the vagueamento.\\
'''Barn ARD'''. This one, is cripes integrated.\\
''In '''Horatio''' one solves and marukerusu''\\
'''Cisco franc'''. The mine I am enquis, of that fodder to the face the past ones. Criterion, I have! Somebody here?\\
'''Horatio'''. This friend of the merchandise of the real estate properties.
-->-- Same scene, from http://tashian.com/multibabel.

->''Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.''
-->-- ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex''

->''How can you use my intestines as a gift?''
-->-- ''The Beheaded 1000''

->'''Aeris''': This guy are sick.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' (PlayStation version)

->'''Elena''': It really doesn't matter! But you really got guts doin' my boss (Tseng) in like that!"
-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' (This mistranslation, corrected in the PC release, caused many to incorrectly believe that Tseng was dead.)

->''And don't you love the intentional typos? "Conglaturation"? Is that the new hip way to say it? Is that what the kids are doing now?''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', about the {{invoke|dTrope}}ment of this trope on ''VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures''

'''Horatio'''. This friend of the merchandise of the real estate properties.\\

-->-- ''ZeroWing''

-->''{{Hamlet}}'' I.i, courtesy of http://translationparty.com

--> Same scene, from http://tashian.com/multibabel.

-->-Vietnamese bootleg of ''[[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pokemon Crystal]]'' [-(For the record, it's [[spoiler:"Eggie put the Potion in the Item Pocket"]]. Yeah.)-]

-->-GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex

-->-''The Beheaded 1000''

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons -Lisa Simpson,]]''' "Bart vs. Australia"

-->''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' (PlayStation version)

-->''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' (This mistranslation, corrected in the PC release, caused many to incorrectly believe that Tseng was dead.)

->''Of course, in the sucking ass tradition, the person doing the transcribing is either dyslexic or doesn't speak English. "Party on Wayne! Oh... OH! I no feel so great now Mista Wayne! I think I am going to schwing! [--kill all american devils--]"''

-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}''' reviews ''[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Wayne's World: The Game]]''

-->-Original source unknown

-->--''VideoGame/MetalGear1987'' (NES version)

->"''UH - OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!''"
-->--''VideoGame/MetalGear'' (NES version)

-->--'''WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', in response to the above quote on [[http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/47749 his review on the NES version]] of ''Metal Gear''

-->--'''TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', in response to the above quote on [[http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/47749 his review on the NES version]] of ''Metal Gear''

->''I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish''
--> [[http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs473.snc3/25941_368082539858_641229858_4763910_868062_n.jpg This guy]]

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-->--''Game/MetalGear'' (NES version)

-->-Vietnamese bootleg of ''[[VideoGame/PokemonSilverAndGold Pokemon Crystal]]'' [-(For the record, it's [[spoiler:"Eggie put the Potion in the Item Pocket"]]. Yeah.)-]

-->-Vietnamese bootleg of ''PokemonCrystal'' [-(For the record, it's [[spoiler:"Eggie put the Potion in the Item Pocket"]]. Yeah.)-]

''I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish''

''EGGIE!DRUG''\\

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-->-- ''[=~Pokémon 3~=]''

-->-''Vietnamese bootleg of PokemonCrystal'' [-(For the record, it's [[spoiler:"Eggie put the Potion in the Item Pocket"]]. Yeah.)-]

''EGGIE!DRUG
BAG FUCK''
--> ''Vietnamese bootleg of PokemonCrystal'' [-(For the record, it's [[spoiler:"Eggie put the Potion in the Item Pocket"]]. Yeah.)-]

''I Will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish''