History Quotes / BestKnownForTheFanservice

-->--'''WebVideo/SFDebris''' on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier'''s budget problems

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->Wrestling/MichelleMcCool appears wearing what appears to be your grandma’s drapes...Lost in all this would be Wrestling/KellyKelly strutting and shaking her rump in an absolutely absurd manner, a piece of television history Kevin Dunn deemed not worthy to focus upon to save for future generations.\\\

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->At the recent Los Angeles press day, Robert Rodriguez addressed the issue head on by saying that he knew Alba wouldn't go topless, but he wanted the best actress for the part, and that that was more important. Four seats down, Creator/EvaGreen and Josh Brolin -- both of whom bare almost all in this film and others -- [[ImStandingRightHere did an admirable job of not facepalming.]]
-->--'''''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/08/tr_review_sin_city_a_dame_to_kill_for_is_as_frank.php Topless Robot]]''''', "''[[Film/SinCity Sin City: A Dame to Kill For]]'' Is as Frank Miller-y as a Taliban Whiskey Enema"

->The Rebels, in the meantime, are using a captured witch to find Arklon's army. The witch is played by Sarah Douglas, and ''my god'', she is so fucking hot in this movie, it's almost worth watching just for spank material alone. Seriously, she's the only two reasons to see it.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

->Besides, what little girl (or grown-up woman) back in 1976 took ''Series/CharliesAngels'' as a stealth feminist manifesto? I see that observation often when I read reviews and TV histories that mention the show (just listen to those unintentionally hilarious interviews with headcase DrewBarrymore, when she was flogging those dreadful [[Film/CharliesAngels movie versions of the show]]). However, I can't help but feel those generalizations are coming from writers and pundits who really '''need''' ''Charlie's Angels'' to be about what they want it to be about, extrapolating out [[MistakenForProfound nice-sounding, 'important' theories]] for their political agendas, rather than acknowledging how ''Charlie's Angels'' actually plays: as pretty but disposable rot.

->''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' spent five-and-a-half years oogling [[FanserviceExtra Marina Sirtis’ cleavage]] while it figured out what to do with her character. ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' fared a little better, but still eventually settled on the idea that have the female members of the ensemble [[GirlOnGirlIsHot make out with one another]] in the mirror universe. ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' abandoned all sense of subtlety when it hired Jeri Ryan and had her spend four years in a cat suit so tight [[ClingyCostume it made her feel faint.]]
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/04/07/star-trek-enterprise-a-night-in-sickbay-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

->''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet'', which lasts about as long as the NFL offseason. But shit, this movie could have been six years long and I still would have enjoyed every second of it. That scene where Margot Robbie opens the bedroom doors and walks out in nothing but stockings and heels? I think that’s a really important moment in American cinema. They’ll regret not making a special Oscar for that scene. It deserved it. Really well framed and lit. I admired its craftsmanship.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/the-quest-for-virality-is-making-everything-shitty-1683784595 Drew Magary]]'''

->The lack of money for the important stuff can be readily seen in areas where it wasn't needed; for instance, [[{{Multiboobage}} triple-breasted]] [[HumanoidFemaleAnimal cat dancer]].

->[Brannon] Braga had talked about T'Pol having her first ''[[MateOrDie pon farr]]'' several times long before this episode came out, with all the maturity you'd expect this topic to be given: none whatsoever. First, to get this out there, it was explicitly stated that it's something only ''the males'' undergo; ''[[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock Star Trek III]]'' made it clear. Now, I'm not saying this to say "continuity error" ([[AssPull even though it is]]), but as an illustration of the attitude.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Bounty"

->The decontamination sequences are a disaster. Since they first appeared in "Broken Bow", they cast a pretty significant shadow over the rest of ''Enterprise''...Even then, it’s not as if the classic ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' didn’t have a wealth of uncomfortable issues with gender and sexual politics. William Ware Theiss’ costume designs might be the most provocative and iconic designs in the franchise, but they could still seem gratuitous and excessive. (Gene Roddenberry shortening miniskirts [[DirtyOldMan did not help.]])\\\
''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' spent five-and-a-half years oogling [[FanserviceExtra Marina Sirtis’ cleavage]] while it figured out what to do with her character. ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' fared a little better, but still eventually settled on the idea that have the female members of the ensemble [[GirlOnGirlIsHot make out with one another]] in the mirror universe. ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' abandoned all sense of subtlety when it hired Jeri Ryan and had her spend four years in a cat suit so tight [[ClingyCostume it made her feel faint.]]

->That's how bad this is. I'm complaining about Frank Cho drawing hot women. That's pretty fucking bad.

->But who cares about ''Series/MyFavoriteMartian''? There's no such thing as Grouchy Spacemen but there are a million [[DeanBitterman Grouchy Schoolteachers]] and that's where Ray Walston found the Ultimate Grouchy Character Of All Time - Mister Hand in ''Film/FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh''!! Yes, the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the title ''Fast Times At Ridgemont High'' may be Pheobe Cates' tits, but once you get past that the second thing that comes to mind is . . . Oh, okay . . . Creator/JenniferJasonLeigh's tits. But once you finally past that the third thing that comes to mind is - Creator/SeanPenn? Huh? No wonder he's balling Creator/ScarlettJohansson!

->Nancy Callahan is supposed to be a stripper who's naked for most of her comic-book appearances; in this movie, we see JessicaAlba complete an entire dance routine at her club without shedding a single stitch. Given the way ''Sin City'' residents resort to punching and shooting at the drop of a fedora, it's hard to imagine these patrons wouldn't feel cheated -- and many fanboys definitely do. At the recent Los Angeles press day, Robert Rodriguez addressed the issue head on by saying that he knew Alba wouldn't go topless, but he wanted the best actress for the part, and that that was more important. Four seats down, Creator/EvaGreen and Josh Brolin -- both of whom bare almost all in this film and others -- [[ImStandingRightHere did an admirable job of not facepalming.]]

''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' spent five-and-a-half years oogling [[FanserviceExtra Marina Sirtis’ cleavage]] while it figured out what to do with her character. ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' fared a little better, but still eventually settled on the idea that have the female members of the ensemble [[GirlOnGirlIsHot make out with one another]] in the mirror universe. ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' abandoned all sense of subtlety when it hired Jeri Ryan and had her spend four years in a [[FutureSpandex cat suit]] so tight it made her feel faint.

->And then there’s [[MiniDressOfPower Nyssa’s skirt]]. I get that she’s supposed to be stripping off because she’s feverish, but it doesn’t really come across that well on-screen. Instead, even the Doctor seems perplexed by this ([='=]''Nyssa’s skirt?!''[='=]), which is quite understandable...way to overshadow the rest of the serial, Sutton! In fact, you’d swear this was the only thing that happened for the entire four-part adventure.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/06/06/doctor-who-terminus-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS20E4Terminus}} "Terminus"]])

->[[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTIme On paper]], "A Night in Sickbay" seemed to have everything that ''Enterprise'' could want. It took a step away from stock ''Star Trek'' plots to let the characters [[LowerDeckEpisode breathe a little bit]]. It gave space to two of the stronger actors in the central cast. It was cheap and quick to shoot, while still being massively experimental. It gave {{Creator/UPN}} a lot of salacious material to include in the episode promos...Pretty soon, "A Night in Sickbay" was being ranked as the worst episode of ''Enterprise'' -- nay! the worst episode of ''Star Trek''! -- ever produced. Many of those critical voiced pointed to "A Night in Sickbay" as an example of [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible everything wrong]] with ''Enterprise.''\\\
Most obviously, there was the painfully awkward decontamination sequences, which remain perhaps the [[{{Narm}} most memorable iconic part]] of ''Enterprise''...The decontamination sequences are a disaster. Since they first appeared in "Broken Bow", they cast a pretty significant shadow over the rest of Enterprise.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/04/07/star-trek-enterprise-a-night-in-sickbay-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''

->Yep, that about does it for this series. RIP, ''Enterprise. ''When all you have left is juvenile gags about the science officer's tits, [[FranchiseKiller you've reached the end of the road]]...It would almost be funny, if it weren't so sad.\\\
You know, I really think they should have gone farther with this whole [[FreudianSlipperySlope Freudian slip angle]]. In fact, I just got a boffo idea for an episode! ''Enterprise'' should have had an entire ''hour'' of nothing but Freudian slips!\\\
'''Archer:''' Lie back and spread your thighs--I mean, let's get back to the ''Enterprise!''\\\
'''Trip:''' What you need is a hot beef injection--I mean, what this ship needs is a plasma injector!\\\
'''Reed:''' I'm gonna stick my cock in your mouth—I mean, I'm gonna stick my cock in your '''''ass!'''''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Star Trek: Enterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

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->''"See Seven of Nine\\
Her body's ''muy'' fine\\
Her skin-tight suits\\
Make ratings boost when they burst"''
-->--'''Doug Walker''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umf1ewercDE With Lyrics]]''

->''[[Film/AttackOfTheClones Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones]]'' is the worst thing ever created by a human (except for [[EverythingsLouderWithBagpipes the bagpipes]]). Why is it so bad, you ask? Well, it'll take a little while to explain because, basically, the answer involves every single thing in the film--except for Creator/NataliePortman's [[BareYourMidriff midriff.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]'''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' "Is this game entirely on the level, or [[UnreliableNarrator is our character just fucking nuts?]]" ...''[[Film/TotalRecall1990 Total Recall]]'' but slightly more depressing.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Fair enough. So, basically the ''Total Recall'' [[EditedForSyndication TV edit]] that didn't have the three-boobed chick.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' ''(crestfallen)'' How can you have ''Total Recall'' without the three-boobed chick?
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgU-KA46THc Let's Play]]'' ''Dreamweb''

->The Rebels, in the meantime, are using a captured witch to find Arklon's army. The witch is played by Sarah Douglas, and ''my god'', she is so fucking hot in this movie, it's almost worth watching just for spank material alone. Seriously, she's the only two reasons to see it.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

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->Besides, what little girl (or grown-up woman) back in 1976 took ''Series/CharliesAngels'' as a stealth feminist manifesto? I see that observation often when I read reviews and TV histories that mention the show (just listen to those unintentionally hilarious interviews with headcase DrewBarrymore, when she was flogging those dreadful [[Film/CharliesAngels movie versions of the show]]). However, I can't help but feel those generalizations are coming from writers and pundits who really '''need''' ''Charlie's Angels'' to be about what they want it to be about, extrapolating out [[MistakenForProfound nice-sounding, 'important' theories]] for their political agendas, rather than acknowledging how ''Charlie's Angels'' actually plays: as pretty but disposable rot. Anyway...aren't most women too smart to take this kind of fantasy seriously? ''Charlie's Angels'' was a guys' show first and last, despite protestations to the contrary, [[TheyFightCrime a standard detective series]] given a new twist by featuring not one, not two, but three hot babes with the-then novel approach of putting as much of their skin on display as possible, just for the sheer sake of such exhibition.

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' "Is this game entirely on the level, or [[UnreliableNarrator is our character just fucking nuts?]]" ...''[[Film/TotalRecall1990 Total Recall]]'' but slightly more depressing.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Fair enough. So, basically the ''Total Recall'' [[EditedForSyndication TV edit]] that didn't have the three-boobed chick.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' ''(crestfallen)'' How can you have ''Total Recall'' without the three-boobed chick?
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgU-KA46THc Let's Play]]'' ''Dreamweb''

->''[[Film/AttackOfTheClones Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones]]'' is the worst thing ever created by a human (except for [[EverythingsLouderWithBagpipes the bagpipes]]). Why is it so bad, you ask? Well, it'll take a little while to explain because, basically, the answer involves every single thing in the film--except for Creator/NataliePortman's [[BareYourMidriff midriff.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]'''

->The Rebels, in the meantime, are using a captured witch to find Arklon's army. The witch is played by Sarah Douglas, and ''my god'', she is so fucking hot in this movie, it's almost worth watching just for spank material alone. Seriously, she's the only two reasons to see it.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[TheBeastmaster Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time]]''

'''Reed:''' I'm gonna stick my cock in your mouth—I mean, I'm gonna stick my cock in your ''[[{{Spoonerism}} ass!]]''

->[Brannon] Braga had talked about T'Pol having her first ''[[MateOrDie pon farr]]'' several times long before this episode came out, with all the maturity you'd expect this topic to be given: none whatsoever. First, to get this out there, it was explicitly stated that it's something only ''the males'' undergo; ''[[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock Star Trek III]]'' made it clear. Now, I'm not saying this to say '[[SeriesContinuityError continuity error]]' (even though it is), but as an illustration of the attitude.

->[Brannon] Braga had talked about T'Pol having her first ''[[MateOrDie pon farr]]'' several times long before this episode came out, with all the maturity you'd expect this topic to be given: none whatsoever. First, to get this out there, it was explicitly stated that it's something only ''the males'' undergo; ''[[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock Star Trek III]]'' made it clear. Now, I'm not saying this to say '[[SeriesContinuityError continuity error]]' (even though it is), but as an illustration of the attitude.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Bounty"

->And then there’s [[MiniDressOfPower Nyssa’s skirt]]. I get that she’s supposed to be stripping off because she’s feverish, but it doesn’t really come across that well on-screen. Instead, even the Doctor seems perplexed by this ([='=]''Nyssa’s skirt?!''[='=]), which is quite understandable...way to overshadow the rest of the serial, Sutton! In fact, you’d swear this was the only thing that happened for the entire four-part adventure.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/06/06/doctor-who-terminus-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS20E4Terminus}} "Terminus"]])

->But who cares about ''Series/MyFavoriteMartian''? There's no such thing as Grouchy Spacemen but there are a million [[DeanBitterman Grouchy Schoolteachers]] and that's where Ray Walston found the Ultimate Grouchy Character Of All Time - Mister Hand in ''Film/FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh''!! Yes, the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the title ''Fast Times At Ridgemont High'' may be Pheobe Cates' tits, but once you get past that the second thing that comes to mind is . . . Oh, okay . . . Creator/JenniferJasonLeigh's tits. But once you finally past that the third thing that comes to mind is - Creator/SeanPenn? Huh? No wonder he's balling Creator/ScarlettJohanson!

->But who cares about ''Series/MyFavoriteMartian''? There's no such thing as Grouchy Spacemen but there are a million [[DeanBitterman Grouchy Schoolteachers]] and that's where Ray Walston found the Ultimate Grouchy Character Of All Time - Mister Hand in ''Film/FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh''!! Yes, the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the title ''Fast Times At Ridgemont High'' may be Pheobe Cates' tits, but once you get past that the second thing that comes to mind is . . . Oh, okay . . . Creator/JenniferJasonLeigh's tits. But once you finally past that the third thing that comes to mind is - Creator/SeanPenn? Huh? No wonder he's balling Creaotr/ScarlettJohanson!
-->--'''[[http://www.acidlogic.com/im_ray_walston.htm John Saleeby]]'''

->''"''[Brannon]'' Braga had talked about T'Pol having her first ''[[MateOrDie pon farr]]'' several times long before this episode came out, with all the maturity you'd expect this topic to be given: none whatsoever. First, to get this out there, it was explicitly stated that it's something only ''the males'' undergo; ''[[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock Star Trek III]]'' made it clear. Now, I'm not saying this to say '[[SeriesContinuityError continuity error]]' (even though it is), but as an illustration of the attitude."''

->''"But who cares about ''Series/MyFavoriteMartian''? There's no such thing as Grouchy Spacemen but there are a million [[DeanBitterman Grouchy Schoolteachers]] and that's where Ray Walston found the Ultimate Grouchy Character Of All Time - Mister Hand in ''Film/FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh''!! Yes, the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the title ''Fast Times At Ridgemont High'' may be Pheobe Cates' tits, but once you get past that the second thing that comes to mind is . . . Oh, okay . . . Creator/JenniferJasonLeigh's tits. But once you finally past that the third thing that comes to mind is - Creator/SeanPenn? Huh? No wonder he's balling Scarlett Johanson!"''

->''"Besides, what little girl (or grown-up woman) back in 1976 took ''Series/CharliesAngels'' as a stealth feminist manifesto? I see that observation often when I read reviews and TV histories that mention the show (just listen to those unintentionally hilarious interviews with headcase DrewBarrymore, when she was flogging those dreadful [[Film/CharliesAngels movie versions of the show]]). However, I can't help but feel those generalizations are coming from writers and pundits who really '''need''' ''Charlie's Angels'' to be about what they want it to be about, extrapolating out [[MistakenForProfound nice-sounding, 'important' theories]] for their political agendas, rather than acknowledging how ''Charlie's Angels'' actually plays: as pretty but disposable rot. Anyway...aren't most women too smart to take this kind of fantasy seriously? ''Charlie's Angels'' was a guys' show first and last, despite protestations to the contrary, [[TheyFightCrime a standard detective series]] given a new twist by featuring not one, not two, but three hot babes with the-then novel approach of putting as much of their skin on display as possible, just for the sheer sake of such exhibition."''

->''"Lois’s sexuality comes up more often than Clark’s superpowers. This show can’t go five minutes without putting Erica Durance in a fetish costume or hooking Lois up with a Justice Leaguer...Absolutely nobody involved here has any pretensions of this being high art, middle art, or even low art."''

->''"And then there’s [[MiniDressOfPower Nyssa’s skirt]]. I get that she’s supposed to be stripping off because she’s feverish, but it doesn’t really come across that well on-screen. Instead, even the Doctor seems perplexed by this ([='=]''Nyssa’s skirt?!''[='=]), which is quite understandable...way to overshadow the rest of the serial, Sutton! In fact, you’d swear this was the only thing that happened for the entire four-part adventure."''

->''"The only thing ''{{VideoGame/Battletoads}}'' had going for it was the sexy Dark Queen. I guess if you think your show won’t live to see a full season, might has well have a character with big boobs that lives in a penis shaped castle."''

-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgU-KA46THc Let's Play]]''' ''Dreamweb''

->''"Van Damme might have turned World Warriors into [[Film/StreetFighter a collection of scientists and sound-men]], but it at least remembered\\\

B) to put Music/KylieMinogue in pigtails and a tight top, which to this day remains the only reason I let [[WTHCastingAgency the casting director]] survive"''

->''"''Film/KillerJoe'' sets its stall out early, as it opens with an eye-level shot of Creator/GinaGershon’s lustrously coiffed vagina framed in a doorway (At the time of writing, if you put her name into Google, the third auto-suggestion is “''gina gershon killer joe bush''”)''"''

->''"And for those looking to see [[Creator/KeiraKnightley Keira (Knightley)]] naked, you can only see it if you pause your DVD in just the right frame and if the moon is in the right position in the sky (the editing almost makes it impossible to see)."''

->''"''Film/UnderTheSkin'' is likely to be seen and referred to by people who speak about it as 'the Creator/ScarlettJohansson naked alien movie.' More than one review, in fact, has used that exact formulation. But that's unfortunate, because the film is much deeper and smarter than that logline makes it sound."''

->''"Nancy Callahan is supposed to be a stripper who's naked for most of her comic-book appearances; in this movie, we see JessicaAlba complete an entire dance routine at her club without shedding a single stitch. Given the way ''Sin City'' residents resort to punching and shooting at the drop of a fedora, it's hard to imagine these patrons wouldn't feel cheated -- and many fanboys definitely do. At the recent Los Angeles press day, Robert Rodriguez addressed the issue head on by saying that he knew Alba wouldn't go topless, but he wanted the best actress for the part, and that that was more important. Four seats down, EvaGreen and Josh Brolin -- both of whom bare almost all in this film and others -- [[ImStandingRightHere did an admirable job of not facepalming.]]"''

->''"I've never watched [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} the show]], I'm just a big fan of [[RuleThirtySix the porn]]. Literally everything I know about the show is from porn."''

-->--'''Doug Walker''', ''Star Trek: Voyager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umf1ewercDE With Lyrics]]''

->''"Besides, what little girl (or grown-up woman) back in 1976 took ''Series/CharliesAngels'' as a stealth feminist manifesto? I see that observation often when I read reviews and TV histories that mention the show (just listen to those unintentionally hilarious interviews with headcase DrewBarrymore, when she was flogging those dreadful [[Film/CharliesAngels movie versions of the show]]). However, I can't help but feel those generalizations are coming from writers and pundits who really '''need''' ''Charlie's Angels'' to be about what they want it to be about, extrapolating out [[MistakenForProfound nice-sounding, 'important' theories]] for their political agendas, rather than acknowledging how ''Charlie's Angels'' actually plays: as pretty but disposable rot. Anyway...aren't most women too smart to take this kind of fantasy seriously? ''Charlie's Angels'' was a guys' show first and last, despite protestations to the contrary, [[TheyFightCrime a standard detective series]] given a new twist by featuring not one, not two, but three hot babes with the-then novel approach of putting as much of their skin on display as possible, just for the sheer sake of such exhibition."''\\
--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/63930/charlies-angels-season-1/ Paul Mavis]]'''