History Quotes / BelligerentSexualTension

(''They kiss'')

(''They continue kissing'')
'''London:''' (to the same employee) Boy, I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.

->'''Sam''': You are the nuttiest... the stupidest.. the PHONIEST FRUITCAKE I ever met!\\
'''Diane''': And ''you'', Sam Malone, are the most ''arrogant'', ''self-centered'', [[CurseCutShort SON OF]]-\\
'''Sam''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP! ...Shut your fat mouth!]]\\
'''Diane''': Make me.\\
'''Sam''': ''Make'' you...? My God, I'm, I'm gonna, I'M GONNA BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL IN THIS OFFICE!!\\
'''Diane''': (''smirk'') Try it and you'll be [[GroinAttack walking FUNNY tomorrow.]] Or should I say ''funnier!''\\
'''Sam''': You know... you know I always wanted to ''pop'' you one. Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?\\
'''Diane''': (''low voice'') You ''disgust'' me... I ''hate'' you.\\
'''Sam''': Are you as turned on as I am?\\
'''Diane''': ''More!''\\
'''Sam''': Bet me. (''TheBigDamnKiss'')

'''[[AllGirlWantBadBoys Jess]]:''' Hey, you talking about me?\\

->'''Sayaka''': You could not have it done without me!\\
'''Kouji''': I did not need your help!\\
'''Sayaka''': Yes, right! It is because that YOU asked me helping you, right? (''slaps him'') Baka!\\
'''Kouji''': How you dare to hit me!\\
'''Shiro''': (''fortune-telling'') It is funny. The cards tell they are destined to be together forever.

-->-- ''Discworld/SoulMusic''

'''C.C:''' Quadrant!\\
'''Niles:''' Chicken.\\

-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Emergency Doomsday Crisis"

->'''Stranz:''' It was her idea, she broke his ankle!\\
'''Fairchild:''' [[OhCrap Wha--?!]]\\
'''Fairchild:''' You idiot!\\
'''Stranz:''' I hate you!\\
'''Fairchild:''' (slaps him)\\
'''Stranz:''' (slaps her)\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
(''[[BrotherSisterIncest they kiss]]; [[{{Squick}} everyone around them groans in disgust]]'')\\
-->-- ''Film/BladesOfGlory''

(''[[BrotherSisterIncest they kiss]]; [[Squick everyone around them groans in disgust]]'')\\

(''[[BrotherSisterIncest they kiss]]; [[{{Squick} everyone around them groans in disgust]]'')\\

'''Casey Jones:''' I was just trying to do you a favor?\\
'''April:''' Oh, well you failed miserably!\\
'''Casey:''' Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me!\\
'''April:''' Oh, what do you want? Do you want a thank you?\\

'''Casey:''' No. It's me who should be thanking you!\\
'''April:''' Fine! Thank you!\\
'''Casey:''' No, thank you!\\

'''Casey:''' You're welcome!\\

->What's going on here? They're arguing, but it looks like they're actually ''flirting''.
-->-- '''Nagisa Kashiwagi''', ''Manga/KaguyaSamaLoveIsWar''

->''He's a jerk\\
She's annoying\\
He's reckless\\
She's rebellious\\
He brought light into my life\\
She breathed hope into my soul\\
I live for him\\
I'd die for her''
-->-- '''Website/{{Tumblr}}''', from [[http://nefertsukia.tumblr.com/post/164315633849/jolynecujo-graphic-request-meme-anonymous-asked this]] ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' photo set.

->Oy! Those two never stop do they? Always ready to jump on each other, and eat each other out. Without sexual innuendo of course.
-->-- ''Webcomic/AnythingsPossible''

->"Could we just for once die without all this bickering?"

->"Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!"

->"We get on just great. [[TheCasanova You flirt]], [[IceQueen I smile]]."
-->-- '''Laureline''', ''Film/ValerianAndTheCityOfAThousandPlanets''

->'''Mia:''' I loathe you!\\
'''Nicholas:''' I loathe YOU!\\
'''Mia:''' I loathed you FIRST!\\
[Nicholas kisses her]
-->-- ''Film/ThePrincessDiaries 2: Royal Engagement''

->'''April O'Neil:''' I just saved myself??? \\

->'''April O'Neil:''' What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity? \\
->'''Casey Jones:''' I was just trying to do you a favor? \\
->'''April O'Neil:''' Oh, well you failed miserably! \\
->'''April O'Neil:''' Hey, Broadzilla you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me! \\
->'''April O'Neil:''' Oh, what do you want? Do you want a thank you? \\

'''Casey Jones:''' No. It's me who should be thanking you!\\
->'''April O'Neil:''' Fine! Thank you! \\
->'''Casey Jones:''' No, thank you! \\
->'''April O'Neil:''' You're welcome! \\
->'''Casey Jones:''' You're welcome! \\
(Both doors slam)
->'''Donatello:''' Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it? \\
-->-- ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' (1990)

->"You cut, so as not to kiss."
-->'''Adiraina''', ''Literature/ChroniclesOfTheKencyrath''

-->-- '''Gene Hunt''', ''Series/AshesToAshes2008''

->"Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even [[FoeRomanceSubtext mortal enemies]]... (''increasingly emphatic'') [[RelationshipUpgrade Then with the-]] And that leads to [[DatingCatwoman no good]], [[DestructiveRomance absolutely no good]]. And [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage much confusion]]. A-and then it's over. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Absolutely, seriously, definitely over.]] And [[UnresolvedSexualTension that's confusing too]]. The over part. [[JustFriends Which it is. Over!]]"

->'''T'Pol:''' It's my understanding that your mating ritual is effective in easing tension.
->'''Trip:''' That hasn't always been my experience.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Fallen Hero"

->'''Tormund:''' I have a beauty waiting for me back in Winterfell, if I ever get back there. Yellow hair, blue eyes, tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.
->'''Sandor:''' ''(stops to stare at Tormund)'' [[ActionGirl Brienne of Tarth]]...
->'''Tormund:''' You know her?
->'''Sandor:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?]]
->'''Tormund:''' Well... not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
->'''Sandor:''' How does she look at you? [[DeathGlare Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?]]
->'''Tormund:''' You ''do'' know her!
-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones'', "Beyond the Wall"

'''Mindy:''' I have, Eleanor. I have listened to you talk about Chidi fifteen times in fifteen different ways. Lemme just cut to the chase-- you two? You got it bad for each other.\\

->'''Fran:''' ...WHO ''ARE'' YOU?! Are you telling me that all those years that you put dishwater in her coffee, and changed her lip balm for glue stick, and called her a “cow”, you were ''flirting?!''\\

'''C.C:''' I loathe you!\\

''[Cue TheBigDamnedKiss]''\\

->'''Jake:''' Look, [[ItMakesSenseInContext there are only three Tramps]]. The only way we'll win is if we team up.\\
'''Amy:''' Good point. I guess my response is: ROT IN HELL, CRAP-FACE! ''[Jake gasps in shock; affectionately]'' Also, I love you and I treasure you and ''[Suddenly aggressive again]'' ''ya bore me!''\\
'''Jake:''' ''[Aghast]'' God, you're being so mean! ''[Turned on]'' Do it more.\\
'''Amy:''' ''[Seductively]'' I hope you die.\\
''[Jake gasps and practically swoons]''\\
'''Amy:''' ''[Sweetly]'' Bye!
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "[=HalloVeen=]". By the way, this episode ends with these two [[spoiler: getting engaged]].

'''Dave:''' Fine!\\
'''Maddie:''' Fine!\\
'''Dave:''' Good!\\
'''Maddie:''' Good!\\
'''Dave:''' Bitch.\\
'''Maddie:''' Bastard.\\
''(Slaps him)'' '''Maddie:''' Get out!\\
''(Slaps him twice)'' '''Maddie:''' I said, get out!\\'''Maddie:''' ''(goes to slap him a third time, Dave stops hot and pulls her in for a kiss set to "Be My baby" by the Ronettes)''.
-->--''Series/MoonLighting''

But in this I'm a rain cloud[...]\\
[...]Ours is a stormy kind of love.

->''Picture a handsome, heroically charismatic-''
->''Plain spoken, know nothing, skirt chasing, cocky little son of a-''
-->-- '''Katherine''' about '''Jack''', ''Theatre/{{Newsies}}'', "Watch What Happens"

->'''Nobunaga:''' I'm ruling over my territory as I see fit. I claimed your forehead last night, remember?
->'''MC:''' Yeah, well, let go before I have a peasant revolt.
->'''Nobunaga:''' I think the peasants see me favorably. You were hugging me in your sleep.
->'''MC:''' It was your collar! I was probably appreciating the fabric!

-->--'''Professor Ozpin''', ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi'', while Qrow and Winter beat the crap out of each other

->'''Yui:''' Day after day, constantly bombarded by the pain and anger of all the people [[ForcedToWatch I could not help]], I gradually fell into despair... But then, all of that changed when I found you two!\\
'''Kirito and Asuna:''' Awwwwww.\\
'''Yui:''' [[HeroicComedicSociopath The most broken, sociopathic players I had ever laid eyes on!]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects!]]\\
'''Kirito:''' [[MoodWhiplash That kinda went in a different direction than I was expecting.]]\\
'''Yui:''' But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->'''Sadie:''' Lars, quit being a jerk and help!
->'''Lars:''' What? I'm helping Steven on his date.
->'''Sadie:''' You're embarrassing him!
->'''Lars:''' No, I'm not!
->'''Sadie:''' Yes, you are!
->''(Lars and Sadie's argument becomes inaudible in the background)''
->'''Steven:''' He and Sadie run the Big Donut.
->'''Connie:''' Do... they get along?
->''(Sadie and Lars continue arguing, Sadie pushes Lars)''
->'''Steven:''' ''(looks at Sadie and Lars)'' They're crazy about each other.

'''Maddie:''' Bastard.

''Series/Moonlighting''

-->'''Dave:''' Fine!\\

'''Kirito and Asuna:''' [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Awwwwww.]]\\

-->-- '''Valen''', ''[[VisualNovel/FantasiaOtomeGameSeries Fantasia - Requiem of the Abyss]]''

-->-- '''Katherine''' about '''Jack''', ''Theatre/{{Newsies}}''

'''Eleanor:''' No we don't. Chidi's JustAFriend. What am I saying? He's not even a friend, he's just a weird teacher that I hate.

-->-- '''Katherine Plumber''', ''Theatre/{{Newsies}}''