History Quotes / BelligerentSexualTension

24th Sep '16 8:12:28 AM bificommander
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->I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I found you two. [...] [[HeroicComedicSociopathy The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on.]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects.]] [...] But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.

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->I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I found you two. [...] [[HeroicComedicSociopathy [[HeroicComedicSociopath The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on.]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects.]] [...] But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.
24th Sep '16 8:11:50 AM bificommander
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->I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I found you two. [...] [[HeroicComedicSociopathy The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on.]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects.]] [...] But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.
-->--Yui about Kirito and Asuna in ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
20th Dec '15 1:07:10 PM Gamermaster
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->'''Nao:''' (''After a shouting match'') See, our compatibility is absolutely the worst.\\
'''Yuu:''' (''in a matter-of-fact tone'') But I still love you.
-->--''Anime/{{Charlotte}}''
13th Sep '15 3:00:11 PM SheldonDinkleburg
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->Maybe I was stupid\\
For telling you goodbye.\\
Maybe I was wrong\\
For tryin' to pick a fight.\\
I know that I've got issues\\
But you're pretty messed up too.\\
Either way I found out I'm nothing without you.
-->-- "My Life Would Suck Without You" by '''Music/KellyClarkson'''
5th Aug '15 11:58:02 AM Tacitus
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-> ''The fourth, well... she just wasn't quite sure what was powering the Alenko/Lawson dynamic... whether it was something as cut-and-dry as two people on opposite sides of an arbitrary line who were both too entrenched in their sometimes equally arbitrary ideals to see that their objectives were actually the same, distasteful as it might seem to them... or if it were instead two people who were similar enough in some ways and different enough in others that under virtually any other circumstances, they'd be fucking like rabbits and alternately hating and loving every minute of it.''
-->--'''Commander Shepard''',''Manipulations '', ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768903/60/Manipulations Chapter 60]]''

->''"So you flirted with him, kicked his ass, and then ran away? Good Lord, you ''are'' doing the kindergarten routine."''
-->--'''Ching''' talking about Asuka and Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]''

->''They'd been planning to talk about it at lunch, if they could find a place they wouldn't be seen by their friends having a close, perfectly civil conversation. That would blow their 'cover'.''

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-> ''The fourth, well... she just wasn't quite sure what was powering the Alenko/Lawson dynamic... whether it was something as cut-and-dry as two people on opposite sides of an arbitrary line who were both too entrenched in their sometimes equally arbitrary ideals to see that their objectives were actually the same, distasteful as it might seem to them... or if it were instead two people who were similar enough in some ways and different enough in others that under virtually any other circumstances, they'd be fucking like rabbits and alternately hating and loving every minute of it.''
-->--'''Commander Shepard''',''Manipulations '', ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768903/60/Manipulations Chapter 60]]''

->''"So

->So
you flirted with him, kicked his ass, and then ran away? Good Lord, you ''are'' doing the kindergarten routine."''
-->--'''Ching'''
routine.
-->-- '''Ching'''
talking about Asuka and Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[http://forums.[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]''

->''They'd
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->They'd
been planning to talk about it at lunch, if they could find a place they wouldn't be seen by their friends having a close, perfectly civil conversation. That would blow their 'cover'.''"cover."



->''"For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn't you be sleeping with at least one of them?"''

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->''"For ->For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn't you be sleeping with at least one of them?"''them?



->''"Those two are going to be... interesting to watch together. Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might..."''
-->-- '''Kaji''' ponders about Shinji x Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->''"Alright, fun is fun, but now is the time to put this behind you and shut up. Now, Asuka, stop trying to kill Shinji, and Shinji, stop encouraging her to try."''

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->''"Those ->The fourth, well... she just wasn't quite sure what was powering the Alenko/Lawson dynamic... whether it was something as cut-and-dry as two people on opposite sides of an arbitrary line who were both too entrenched in their sometimes equally arbitrary ideals to see that their objectives were actually the same, distasteful as it might seem to them... or if it were instead two people who were similar enough in some ways and different enough in others that under virtually any other circumstances, they'd be fucking like rabbits and alternately hating and loving every minute of it.
-->-- '''[[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]]''', ''Manipulations'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768903/60/Manipulations Chapter 60]]

->Those
two are going to be... interesting to watch together. Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might..."''
might...
-->-- '''Kaji''' ponders about Shinji x Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->''"Alright, ->Alright, fun is fun, but now is the time to put this behind you and shut up. Now, Asuka, stop trying to kill Shinji, and Shinji, stop encouraging her to try."''
9th Jul '15 7:54:03 PM Bobatasaurus
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-> ''The fourth, well... she just wasn't quite sure what was powering the Alenko/Lawson dynamic... whether it was something as cut-and-dry as two people on opposite sides of an arbitrary line who were both too entrenched in their sometimes equally arbitrary ideals to see that their objectives were actually the same, distasteful as it might seem to them... or if it were instead two people who were similar enough in some ways and different enough in others that under virtually any other circumstances, they'd be fucking like rabbits and alternately hating and loving every minute of it.''
-->--'''Commander Shepard''',''Manipulations '', ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768903/60/Manipulations Chapter 60]]''
2nd Jun '15 12:54:43 AM MachRider1985
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->''They'd been planning to talk about it at lunch, if they could find a place they wouldn't be seen by their friends having a close, perfectly civil conversation. That would blow their 'cover'.''
-->--'''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-9#post-2184173 chapter 4]]''
26th May '15 3:35:38 AM MachRider1985
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->For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn't you be sleeping with at least one of them?
-->-- '''Kensuke''' shortly after [[HeroesWantRedheads Shinji]] gets punched by [[FieryRedhead Asuka]] and slapped by Rei, ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', Chapter 2, [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907904/032/ page 32]]

->Those two are going to be... interesting to watch together. Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might...
-->-- '''Kaji''' ponders Shinji x Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

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->''"So you flirted with him, kicked his ass, and then ran away? Good Lord, you ''are'' doing the kindergarten routine."''
-->--'''Ching''' talking about Asuka and Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]''

->''"For
getting beat up by women this much, shouldn't you be sleeping with at least one of them?
them?"''
-->-- '''Kensuke''' shortly after [[HeroesWantRedheads Shinji]] Shinji gets punched by [[FieryRedhead Asuka]] Asuka and slapped by Rei, ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', Chapter 2, [[http://eva303.''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907904/032/ page 32]]

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->''"Those
two are going to be... interesting to watch together. Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might...
might..."''
-->-- '''Kaji''' ponders about Shinji x Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''
''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->''"Alright, fun is fun, but now is the time to put this behind you and shut up. Now, Asuka, stop trying to kill Shinji, and Shinji, stop encouraging her to try."''
-->--'''Misato''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'', ''chapter 4''
9th May '15 3:41:13 AM Odon
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->Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even [[FoeRomanceSubtext mortal enemies]]... (''increasingly emphatic'') [[RelationshipUpgrade Then with the-]] And that leads to [[BondageIsBad no good]], [[DestructiveRomance absolutely no good]]. And [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage much confusion]]. A-and then it's over. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Absolutely, seriously, definitely over.]] And [[UnresolvedSexualTension that's confusing too]]. The over part. [[JustFriends Which it is. Over!]]

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->Sometimes ->"Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even [[FoeRomanceSubtext mortal enemies]]... (''increasingly emphatic'') [[RelationshipUpgrade Then with the-]] And that leads to [[BondageIsBad no good]], [[DestructiveRomance absolutely no good]]. And [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage much confusion]]. A-and then it's over. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Absolutely, seriously, definitely over.]] And [[UnresolvedSexualTension that's confusing too]]. The over part. [[JustFriends Which it is. Over!]]Over!]]"
31st Mar '15 5:38:56 AM Argon2
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->''I miss the sound of your voice\\
Loudest thing in my head\\
And I ache to remember\\
All the violent, sweet\\
Perfect words that you said...''
-->-- "Come On, Get Higher" by '''Matt Nathanson'''
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