History Quotes / BelligerentSexualTension

18th Jan '17 8:28:09 PM Gamermaster
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->They'd been planning to talk about it at lunch, if they could find a place they wouldn't be seen by their friends having a close, perfectly civil conversation. That would blow their "cover."

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->They'd been planning to talk about it at lunch, if they could find a place they wouldn't be seen by their friends having a close, perfectly civil conversation. That would blow their "cover."[[SecretRelationship cover]]."
5th Jan '17 6:12:39 PM Tacitus
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->'''Nao:''' (''after a shouting match'') See, our compatibility is absolutely the worst.\\
'''Yuu:''' (''matter-of-factly'') But I still love you.
-->--''Anime/{{Charlotte}}''



->'''Nao:''' (''After a shouting match'') See, our compatibility is absolutely the worst.\\
'''Yuu:''' (''in a matter-of-fact tone'') But I still love you.
-->--''Anime/{{Charlotte}}''



-->-- '''Ching''' talking about Asuka and Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]

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-->-- '''Ching''' talking with Asuka about Asuka and Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]



->I might spend the evening making out with him, or possibly kill him. I haven't decided yet.
-->--'''Rei''' talking about Kaworu, ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' ''[[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-1000#post-7536858 Christmas Special]]''

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->I might spend the evening making out with him, [Kaworu], or possibly kill him. I haven't decided yet.
-->--'''Rei''' talking about Kaworu, -->-- '''Rei''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' ''[[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-1000#post-7536858 Christmas Special]]''



-->--'''Misato''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'', ''chapter 4''

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-->--'''Misato''', -->-- '''Misato''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'', ''chapter 4''



->Maybe I was stupid\\
For telling you goodbye.\\
Maybe I was wrong\\
For tryin' to pick a fight.\\
I know that I've got issues\\
But you're pretty messed up too.\\
Either way I found out I'm nothing without you.
-->-- '''Music/KellyClarkson''', "My Life Would Suck Without You"



->I miss the sound of your voice\\
Loudest thing in my head\\
And I ache to remember\\
All the violent, sweet\\
Perfect words that you said...
-->-- '''Matt Nathanson''', "Come On, Get Higher"



->''I miss the sound of your voice\\
Loudest thing in my head\\
And I ache to remember\\
All the violent, sweet\\
Perfect words that you said...''
-->-- "Come On, Get Higher" by '''Matt Nathanson'''

->Maybe I was stupid\\
For telling you goodbye.\\
Maybe I was wrong\\
For tryin' to pick a fight.\\
I know that I've got issues\\
But you're pretty messed up too.\\
Either way I found out I'm nothing without you.
-->-- "My Life Would Suck Without You" by '''Music/KellyClarkson'''



->EB: anyway, i kind of got the impression that you and terezi were a thing.\\
CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A THING.\\
EB: Like, i dunno.\\
EB: Going on weird fight dates and beating the crap out of each other, and being in hate-love or love-hate.\\
EB: Isn't that how it works?

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->EB: ->'''EB:''' anyway, i kind of got the impression that you and terezi were a thing.\\
CG: '''CG:''' WHAT DO YOU MEAN A THING.\\
EB: '''EB:''' Like, i dunno.\\
EB: '''EB:''' Going on weird fight dates and beating the crap out of each other, and being in hate-love or love-hate.\\
EB: '''EB:''' Isn't that how it works?



->Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss, Kiss...
-->-- '''Joel''', ''Creator/RoosterTeeth''



->'''''BITCH!''''' ...I love you.

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->'''''BITCH!''''' ...->'''Yui:''' Day after day, constantly bombarded by the pain and anger of all the people [[ForcedToWatch I could not help]], I gradually fell into despair... But then, all of that changed when I found you two!\\
'''Kirito and Asuna:''' [[HeartwarmingMoments Awwwwww.]]\\
'''Yui:''' [[HeroicComedicSociopath The most broken, sociopathic players I had ever laid eyes on!]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects!]]\\
'''Kirito:''' [[MoodWhiplash That kinda went in a different direction than I was expecting.]]\\
'''Yui:''' But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->''BITCH!'' ...
I love you.



->I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I found you two. [...] [[HeroicComedicSociopath The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on.]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects.]] [...] But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.
-->--Yui about Kirito and Asuna in ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss Kiss.
-->--'''Joel''', ''Creator/RoosterTeeth''
24th Dec '16 9:03:10 PM Gamermaster
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->Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss Kiss.
-->--'''Joel''', ''Creator/RoosterTeeth''
24th Dec '16 8:49:01 PM Gamermaster
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->I might spend the evening making out with him, or possibly kill him. I haven't decided yet.
-->--'''Rei''' talking about Kaworu, ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' ''[[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-1000#post-7536858 Christmas Special]]''
22nd Oct '16 11:20:09 PM JackG
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->'''T'Pol:''' It's my understanding that your mating ritual is effective in easing tension.
->'''Trip:''' That hasn't always been my experience.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Fallen Hero"
24th Sep '16 8:12:28 AM bificommander
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->I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I found you two. [...] [[HeroicComedicSociopathy The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on.]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects.]] [...] But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.

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->I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I found you two. [...] [[HeroicComedicSociopathy [[HeroicComedicSociopath The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on.]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects.]] [...] But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.
24th Sep '16 8:11:50 AM bificommander
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->I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I found you two. [...] [[HeroicComedicSociopathy The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on.]] [[DysfunctionJunction Less people than a loose collection of character defects.]] [...] But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me that one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to grow stronger.
-->--Yui about Kirito and Asuna in ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
20th Dec '15 1:07:10 PM Gamermaster
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->'''Nao:''' (''After a shouting match'') See, our compatibility is absolutely the worst.\\
'''Yuu:''' (''in a matter-of-fact tone'') But I still love you.
-->--''Anime/{{Charlotte}}''
13th Sep '15 3:00:11 PM SheldonDinkleburg
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->Maybe I was stupid\\
For telling you goodbye.\\
Maybe I was wrong\\
For tryin' to pick a fight.\\
I know that I've got issues\\
But you're pretty messed up too.\\
Either way I found out I'm nothing without you.
-->-- "My Life Would Suck Without You" by '''Music/KellyClarkson'''
5th Aug '15 11:58:02 AM Tacitus
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-> ''The fourth, well... she just wasn't quite sure what was powering the Alenko/Lawson dynamic... whether it was something as cut-and-dry as two people on opposite sides of an arbitrary line who were both too entrenched in their sometimes equally arbitrary ideals to see that their objectives were actually the same, distasteful as it might seem to them... or if it were instead two people who were similar enough in some ways and different enough in others that under virtually any other circumstances, they'd be fucking like rabbits and alternately hating and loving every minute of it.''
-->--'''Commander Shepard''',''Manipulations '', ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768903/60/Manipulations Chapter 60]]''

->''"So you flirted with him, kicked his ass, and then ran away? Good Lord, you ''are'' doing the kindergarten routine."''
-->--'''Ching''' talking about Asuka and Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]''

->''They'd been planning to talk about it at lunch, if they could find a place they wouldn't be seen by their friends having a close, perfectly civil conversation. That would blow their 'cover'.''

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-> ''The fourth, well... she just wasn't quite sure what was powering the Alenko/Lawson dynamic... whether it was something as cut-and-dry as two people on opposite sides of an arbitrary line who were both too entrenched in their sometimes equally arbitrary ideals to see that their objectives were actually the same, distasteful as it might seem to them... or if it were instead two people who were similar enough in some ways and different enough in others that under virtually any other circumstances, they'd be fucking like rabbits and alternately hating and loving every minute of it.''
-->--'''Commander Shepard''',''Manipulations '', ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768903/60/Manipulations Chapter 60]]''

->''"So

->So
you flirted with him, kicked his ass, and then ran away? Good Lord, you ''are'' doing the kindergarten routine."''
-->--'''Ching'''
routine.
-->-- '''Ching'''
talking about Asuka and Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[http://forums.[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]''

->''They'd
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->They'd
been planning to talk about it at lunch, if they could find a place they wouldn't be seen by their friends having a close, perfectly civil conversation. That would blow their 'cover'.''"cover."



->''"For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn't you be sleeping with at least one of them?"''

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->''"For ->For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn't you be sleeping with at least one of them?"''them?



->''"Those two are going to be... interesting to watch together. Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might..."''
-->-- '''Kaji''' ponders about Shinji x Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->''"Alright, fun is fun, but now is the time to put this behind you and shut up. Now, Asuka, stop trying to kill Shinji, and Shinji, stop encouraging her to try."''

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->''"Those ->The fourth, well... she just wasn't quite sure what was powering the Alenko/Lawson dynamic... whether it was something as cut-and-dry as two people on opposite sides of an arbitrary line who were both too entrenched in their sometimes equally arbitrary ideals to see that their objectives were actually the same, distasteful as it might seem to them... or if it were instead two people who were similar enough in some ways and different enough in others that under virtually any other circumstances, they'd be fucking like rabbits and alternately hating and loving every minute of it.
-->-- '''[[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]]''', ''Manipulations'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768903/60/Manipulations Chapter 60]]

->Those
two are going to be... interesting to watch together. Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might..."''
might...
-->-- '''Kaji''' ponders about Shinji x Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->''"Alright, ->Alright, fun is fun, but now is the time to put this behind you and shut up. Now, Asuka, stop trying to kill Shinji, and Shinji, stop encouraging her to try."''
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