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->"Flying off without me, huh? [[YouLookFamiliar I know you from somewhere]]. Of course, I remember you. You're Dunban's little sister."
-->-- '''Metal Face/[[spoiler:Mumkhar]]''' realizing that Face Nemesis is actually [[spoiler:[[NotQuiteDead Fiora]]]], ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1''

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->"Think about it--what has petals? Flowers. What is made of flour? Bread. Who eats bread? Everyone, apart from people who can't eat gluten. Who doesn't eat gluten? People on a made-up diet. What kind of people are usually on fad diets? {{Drama queen}}s. Who are usually drama queens? Actors. And what do actors do in real life? [[StarvingArtist They work as waiters in the food industry.]] And where do they lie about not working in the food industry? ''[points behind Darwin]'' In their dressing rooms."
-->-- '''Gumball Watterson''' successfully locating PlantPerson Leslie, ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS5E35ThePetals The Petals]]"
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-->-- From mediaeval mystery novel ''Ordeal by Fire'', by Sarah Hawkswood. [[note]]Sir Hugh and Serjeant Catchpoll are Worcester's answer to Shrewsbury's ''Literature/BrotherCadfael'' and his knightly sidekick. Or perhaps more pertinintly publisher allusion and Busby's answer to Cadfael's publishers and their bid for the same market with a SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute [[/note]]

->People are going to see [this hole] and know! They'll know I'm from another planet and that my cousin is secretly Franchise/{{Superman}}!

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-->-- From mediaeval mystery novel ''Ordeal by Fire'', ''Literature/OrdealByFire'', by Sarah Hawkswood. [[note]]Sir Hugh and Serjeant Catchpoll are Worcester's answer to Shrewsbury's ''Literature/BrotherCadfael'' and his knightly sidekick. Or perhaps more pertinintly publisher allusion and Busby's answer to Cadfael's publishers and their bid for the same market with a SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute [[/note]]

->People ->''People are going to see [this hole] and know! They'll know I'm from another planet and that my cousin is secretly Franchise/{{Superman}}!Franchise/{{Superman}}!''



-->-- Website/TheEditingRoom mocking the use of this trope in Film/AngelsAndDemons.


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-->-- Website/TheEditingRoom ''Website/TheEditingRoom'' mocking the use of this trope in Film/AngelsAndDemons.

''Film/AngelsAndDemons''.

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->'''David:''' Then we get the worst handwriting analysis scene in the history of cinema.\\
'''Chris''': This scene is amazing, for all the wrong reasons. First among them being that Detective Tom Lone still has a paper coffee cup from like three days ago.\\
'''David''': Second being that Patience’s ''[='=]Sorry[='=]'' is so well-practiced and distinctive. Third is the fact that a forensic scientist is able to determine a person’s personality by their penstrokes.\\
'''Chris''': “The O… well, ''this'' person [[InformedAbility doesn’t like to play by the rules.]]”
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ ComicsAlliance]] Reviews Film/Catwoman2004''
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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ ComicsAlliance]] Reviews Film/{{Catwoman}}''

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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ ComicsAlliance]] Reviews Film/{{Catwoman}}''
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->'''Ayelet Zurer:''' WHY THE HELL IS THIS WORKING!?

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->'''Ayelet Zurer:''' [[LampshadeHanging WHY THE HELL IS THIS WORKING!?WORKING!?]]
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->'''Tom Hanks:''' Hmm, the word Illuminati first appears on page three of this book. Three... the third ninja turtle mentioned in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song is Raphael... the first cardinal must be in Raphael's tomb!
-->(Later)
->'''Tom Hanks:''' Let's see here... we're in a tomb. Tomb... like Tombstone pizza, which is circular. Circular is the opposite of square.. of course! To Saint Peter's Square!
-->(Later)
->'''Ayelet Zurer:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jesus, we can't even offend the Catholic Church?]] Those guys protest condoms!
->'''Tom Hanks:''' Condoms... condoms are sometimes called johnnies... John James was the architect that rebuilt St. Mary's Church... of course, the third cardinal is in a church!
->'''Ayelet Zurer:''' WHY THE HELL IS THIS WORKING!?
-->(Later)
->'''Ayelet Zurer:''' Wait let me try one. Okay, so this guy was chained up... chains are often used for construction work... the fourth cardinal is at a construction site!
->'''Tom Hanks:''' What? Don't be stupid. The fourth element is water, so he's in a fountain.
->'''Ayelet Zurer:''' God dammit.
-->-- Website/TheEditingRoom mocking the use of this trope in Film/AngelsAndDemons.

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->People are going to see [this hole] and know! They'll know I'm from another planet and that my cousin is secretly Franchise/{{Superman}}!
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade''
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-->-- From mediaeval mystery novel ''Ordeal by Fire'', by Sarah Hawkswood. [[note]]Sir Hugh and Serjeant Catchpoll are Worcester's answer to Shrewsbury's ''Series/BrotherCadfael'' and his knightly sidekick. Or perhaps more pertinintly publisher allison and Busby's answer to Cadfael's publishers and their bid for the same market with a SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute [[/note]]


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-->-- From mediaeval mystery novel ''Ordeal by Fire'', by Sarah Hawkswood. [[note]]Sir Hugh and Serjeant Catchpoll are Worcester's answer to Shrewsbury's ''Series/BrotherCadfael'' ''Literature/BrotherCadfael'' and his knightly sidekick. Or perhaps more pertinintly publisher allison allusion and Busby's answer to Cadfael's publishers and their bid for the same market with a SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute [[/note]]

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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ ComicsAlliance]]''

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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ ComicsAlliance]]''
ComicsAlliance]] Reviews Film/{{Catwoman}}''
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-->-- From mediaeval mystery novel ''Ordeal by Fire'', by Sarah Hawkswood. [[note]]Sir Hugh and Serjeant Catchpoll are Worcester's answer to Shrewsbury's ''Series/BrotherCadfael'' and his knightly sidekick. Or perhaps more pertinintly publisher allison and Busby's answer to Cadfael's publishers and their bid for the same market with a SuspiciouslySimilar [[/note]]


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-->-- From mediaeval mystery novel ''Ordeal by Fire'', by Sarah Hawkswood. [[note]]Sir Hugh and Serjeant Catchpoll are Worcester's answer to Shrewsbury's ''Series/BrotherCadfael'' and his knightly sidekick. Or perhaps more pertinintly publisher allison and Busby's answer to Cadfael's publishers and their bid for the same market with a SuspiciouslySimilar SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute [[/note]]

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not necessarily a shoddy knockoff, but certainly an imitator, of Brother Cadfael

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->'''Sir Hugh Bradecote:''' (to his gifted underling, Serjeant Catchpoll) Holy Virgin preserve us! You are going to give me the "Mystic Serjeant" act now, I presume. all intuitive power and subtlety. You'll want incense burners and chanting priests next!
-->-- From mediaeval mystery novel ''Ordeal by Fire'', by Sarah Hawkswood. [[note]]Sir Hugh and Serjeant Catchpoll are Worcester's answer to Shrewsbury's ''Series/BrotherCadfael'' and his knightly sidekick. Or perhaps more pertinintly publisher allison and Busby's answer to Cadfael's publishers and their bid for the same market with a SuspiciouslySimilar [[/note]]

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-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ ComicsAlliance]]''

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-->--'''Chris -->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ ComicsAlliance]]''



so they’re red.\\

--[[http://andynaselli.com/d-a-carson-on-logical-fallacies Opening of textbook chapter on "Logical Fallacies"]]

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so they’re red.\\

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red.
-->-- [[http://andynaselli.
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->'''David''': Batman figures out the numbers mean M.R.E., even though he has to combine the 1 and 8 to make 18 to do it, and then that that means “Mr. E”, or “mystery,” or “enigma,” or “E. Nygma,” therefore Edward Nygma is the Riddler. This is some grade-a, unfiltered [[{{Series/Batman}} Batman ’66]] “Seaplane… Sea… C is for Catwoman!” s***.\\
'''Chris''': I’ll not hear a word spoken against Burt Ward’s deductive process, you cretin.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''

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->'''David''': Batman figures out ->'''David:''' Then we get the numbers mean M.R.E., even though he has to combine worst handwriting analysis scene in the 1 and 8 to make 18 to do it, and then that that means “Mr. E”, or “mystery,” or “enigma,” or “E. Nygma,” therefore Edward Nygma is the Riddler. This is some grade-a, unfiltered [[{{Series/Batman}} Batman ’66]] “Seaplane… Sea… C is for Catwoman!” s***.history of cinema.\\
'''Chris''': I’ll not hear This scene is amazing, for all the wrong reasons. First among them being that Detective Tom Lone still has a word spoken against Burt Ward’s deductive process, you cretin.
paper coffee cup from like three days ago.\\
'''David''': Second being that Patience’s ''[='=]Sorry[='=]'' is so well-practiced and distinctive. Third is the fact that a forensic scientist is able to determine a person’s personality by their penstrokes.\\
'''Chris''': “The O… well, ''this'' person [[InformedAbility doesn’t like to play by the rules.]]”
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''
Uzumeri''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ ComicsAlliance]]''

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->'''David''': Batman figures out the numbers mean M.R.E., even though he has to combine the 1 and 8 to make 18 to do it, and then that that means “Mr. E”, or “mystery,” or “enigma,” or “E. Nygma,” therefore Edward Nygma is the Riddler. This is some grade-a, unfiltered [[{{Series/Batman}} Batman ’66]] “Seaplane… Sea… C is for Catwoman!” s***.\\
'''Chris''': I’ll not hear a word spoken against Burt Ward’s deductive process, you cretin.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''



'''Why Are Fire Engines Red?'''\\

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'''Why ->'''Why Are Fire Engines Red?'''\\
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'''Why Are Fire Engines Red?'''\\
They have four wheels and eight men;\\
four plus eight is twelve;\\
twelve inches make a ruler;\\
a ruler is Queen Elizabeth;\\
Queen Elizabeth sails the seven seas;\\
the seven seas have fish;\\
the fish have fins;\\
the Finns hate the Russians;\\
the Russians are red;\\
fire engines are always rushin’;\\
so they’re red.\\

--[[http://andynaselli.com/d-a-carson-on-logical-fallacies Opening of textbook chapter on "Logical Fallacies"]]
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-->-- ''SouthPark'', "Cancelled"

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-->-- ''SouthPark'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Cancelled"
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->'''JeffGoldblum:''' Oh, their ship is massive! There's no way to stop it! Wait a minute: jackets!\\

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->'''JeffGoldblum:''' ->'''Creator/JeffGoldblum:''' Oh, their ship is massive! There's no way to stop it! Wait a minute: jackets!\\



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'''Chef:''' That doesn't make any God-damned sense!

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'''Chef:''' That ''That doesn't make any God-damned sense!sense!''

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-> But it happened at sea! See? C for Catwoman!
-->-- ''BatmanTheMovie''

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-> But ->'''JeffGoldblum:''' Oh, their ship is massive! There's no way to stop it! Wait a minute: jackets!\\
'''Chef:''' Oh no.\\
'''Jeff:''' If people don't wear jackets they could get cold. A cold is caused by a virus. A viru- a computer virus! We could make a computer virus and send
it happened at sea! See? C for Catwoman!
to their ships to disable their computers!\\
'''Chef:''' That doesn't make any God-damned sense!
-->-- ''BatmanTheMovie''''SouthPark'', "Cancelled"



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