Then we get the worst handwriting analysis scene in the history of cinema. Chris
: This scene is amazing, for all the wrong reasons. First among them being that Detective Tom Lone still has a paper coffee cup from like three days ago. David
: Second being that Patience’s 'Sorry'
is so well-practiced and distinctive. Third is the fact that a forensic scientist is able to determine a person’s personality by their penstrokes. Chris
: “The O… well, this
person doesn’t like to play by the rules.
Oh, their ship is massive! There's no way to stop it! Wait a minute: jackets! Chef:
Oh no. Jeff:
If people don't wear jackets they could get cold. A cold is caused by a virus. A viru- a computer virus! We could make a computer virus and send it to their ships to disable their computers! Chef: That doesn't make any God-damned sense!
Why Are Fire Engines Red?
They have four wheels and eight men;
four plus eight is twelve;
twelve inches make a ruler;
a ruler is Queen Elizabeth;
Queen Elizabeth sails the seven seas;
the seven seas have fish;
the fish have fins;
the Finns hate the Russians;
the Russians are red;
fire engines are always rushin’;
so they’re red.
—Opening of textbook chapter on "Logical Fallacies"