History Quotes / BadassBoast

->'''Dalek:''' I will talk to the Doctor.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello!\\
'''Dalek:''' The Dalek Stratagem nears completion. The Fleet is almost ready. You will not intervene.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, really? Why's that then?\\
'''Dalek:''' We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No.\\
'''Dalek:''' Explain yourself.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I said 'no'.\\
'''Dalek:''' What is the meaning of this negative?\\
'''The Doctor:''' It means 'no'.\\
'''Dalek:''' But she will be destroyed.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No! 'Cos this is what I'm gonna do -- I'm gonna rescue her. I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth, and then just to finish off, I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek outta the sky!\\
'''Dalek:''' But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yeah. And doesn't that scare you to death? Rose?\\

->'''Cybermen:''' Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen.\\

'''Daleks:''' You are better at dying! RAISE COMMUNICATION BARRIER!!!

'''Saphran:''' You've defeated Space Marines in the past?\\

'''Saphran:''' Cut my heart out? Pierced my lungs? Did you really think something like that would stop me? I am a Crimson Razor of the Emperor of Mankind. Pain cannot lay me low, for I am it's lord, and it is my strength. I can feel no fear, nor bend beneath it, for I am Fear Incarnate. What are you but a broken sword, and an old woman to stand behind it?

->'''''I am Chuck [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Norris!''' I've spread more [[{{Gorn}} blood and gore]] than forty score of your puny [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar Civil Wars]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]! I split the Union with a [[Website/ChuckNorrisFacts roundhouse kick]]! I wear a black belt on the beard that [[RatedMForManly I grow on my dick]]! I attack sharks when I smell them bleed. I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me. My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster. [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln You]] may have freed the slaves, but Chuck is everyone's master!''

->'''Jocasta Nu:''' ''[seeing Saphran get up]'' [[ ThisCannotBe That is not possible!]] Your heart, your lungs! They are pierced, I know it!\\

->'''Jocasta Nu:''' ''[seeing Saphran get up]'' That is not possible! Your heart, your lungs! They are pierced, I know it!\\

->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Trust me, I've defeated weapons like you before, and I'll do so again, as many times as I need to.\\

-->--'''[[BonusBoss The Ebony Warrior]]''', ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->''I'm weak and slender\\
But I won't just surrender\\
To a mistrustful pretender\\
With an overbite!\\
Bite or stab or pull the trigger\\
Can't stop Boyfriend, I deliver\\
Spittin' out venom more than you've spat your entire life!\\
Even with just a single try\\
This rappin' legend never dies!\\
Hit me with all you got, I'll be just fine!\\
Sticks and stones break my bones, but nothin' can defeat my spirit!\\
Voice so strong, monsters and demons fear its highs!''
-->-- '''The Boyfriend''', ''WebAnimation/FridayNightFunkinWithLyrics'', [[https://youtu.be/ROWP6IhkSPY "Finale"]]

->'''Jean-Claude:''' You can't just go around tearing up Paris-\\
'''Bryan Mills:''' I will tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!

-->-- '''Iskandar, King of Conquerors''', ''LightNovel/FateZero''

-->-- '''Gilgamesh, King of Heroes''', ''LightNovel/FateZero''

-->-- '''Death Gun''', ''[[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Sword Art Online II]]''

-->--'''Kakine Teitoku''', ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9630626/1/He-Will-Surely-Save He Will Surely Save]]''

-->-- '''Shiki Ryougi''', ''LightNovel/TheGardenOfSinners''

-->--'''Ursula''' after going OneWingedAngel, ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid''

-->-- '''Elie Wiesel''', Holocaust survivor, or at least an AuthorAvatar, ''Literature/{{Night}}''

-> '''[[EnemyMine XANA and William Dunbar]]''': You all (the [[EvilKnockoff Dark Lyoko-warriors]]) will die tonight.
-> '''Dark Aelita''': How are you going to kill us?! No matter how many times you destroy us, we always come back…
-> '''XANA and William''': Not after we tear your master into pieces.
-> '''William''': Let me make one thing clear to you. I fought [[BigBad Moriarty]] to a standstill. We completely destroyed an entire island. I have a rogue artificial intelligence living inside my brain that nearly subdued this entire planet. And that's not even the worst part. I'm a Kadic student, a French citizen, a Lyoko Warrior whose world is about to be destroyed. My friends, family, and everyone else who wants to live in a free world are counting on me to stop you here and now. So make no mistake. You will die for the last time tonight.

->''"You were right, Armsmaster. [[IronicEcho This was over from the moment we stepped into the room]]."''
-->-- '''Skitter''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''"You'd be surprised what I'm capable of. I've mutilated people. Carved out a man's eyes, emasculated him. I've chopped off a woman's toes. Flayed people alive with the bites of thousands of insects. Hell, what I did to Triumph... he nearly died, choking on insects, the venom of a hundred bee stings making his throat close up. Even Sere, outside at this very moment. He's not very happy."''
-->-- '''Skitter''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->"Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse," I said, sounding calm, probably inaudible in the midst of [[LawfulStupid Tagg's]] screaming. "Inevitable. Wasn’t that how she put it? [[IWarnedYou I told them. Warned them.]]"
-->-- '''Skitter''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''You know, I could kill everyone, if I so chose? If I decided to stand, right here and right now, and kill you all, it would be fully within my power?''
-->-- '''[[AllYourPowersCombined Glaistig Uaine]]''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

-->--'''Coyote''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' ([[GunnerkriggCourtChapter20CoyoteStories Chapter 20]], p. [[https://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=484 484]])