History Quotes / BadAssBookWorm

23rd Jul '16 9:03:27 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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-->-- ''Film/IronMan'' Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}

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-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Film/IronMan'' Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}
9th Jun '16 5:39:40 PM thatmadork
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->''"[[WeNeedADistraction First, distract target.]] [[NoSell Then block his blind jab.]] Counter with cross to left cheek. [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Discombobulate.]] Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker: employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left. [[SickeningCrunch Weaken right jaw. Now fracture.]] Break cracked ribs. Traumatise solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary: [[CurbStompBattle ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemorrhaging.]] Physical recovery, six weeks; full psychological recovery, '''''[[MindScrew six months]]'''''. Capacity to [[BerserkButton spit at back of head]]: neutralised."''
-->-- ''Film/SherlockHolmes''
2nd May '16 2:17:43 AM Tron80
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->'''Shinji:''' I presume then that you want me to help you with your written Japanese.\\
'''Asuka:''' If you could. I can help you with your homework, I took most of it already when I was in college.\\
'''Shinji:''' (squeaking because she's thirteen) You went to ''college''?\\
'''Asuka:''' Yeah, I graduated last year.\\
'''Shinji:''' Do you ''want'' to lose your virginity tonight? Because I am so turned on right now. Brains, beauty, and a degree in what I must presume is ass kicking, what more could a guy want?
-->-- ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''
24th Feb '16 6:49:26 PM MegaMarioMan
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-->-- '''Captain Quark''' on Clank, ''RatchetAndClankAll4One''

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-->-- '''Captain Quark''' Qwark''' on Clank, ''RatchetAndClankAll4One''
''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankAll4One''
20th Sep '15 1:11:49 PM Beedle
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->Joachim studied Axel for a moment. There was something owl-like about the examination. Scholarly, yes-but owls are also predators.

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->Joachim studied Axel for a moment. There was something owl-like about the examination. Scholarly, yes-but yes - but owls are also predators.
20th Sep '15 1:11:10 PM Beedle
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-> '''Dr. Arensky''', after killing his guard with some home-brew biological warfare: "Let me give you one piece of advice. Take it for what you will. Piss off terrorists, piss off mobsters, piss off your president if you wish. But never ''ever'' piss off a microbiologist."
-->-- ''[[Literature/PaladinOfShadows Unto the Breach]]''

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-> '''Dr. Arensky''', after killing his guard with some home-brew biological warfare: "Let me give you one piece of advice. Take it for what you will. Piss off terrorists, piss off mobsters, piss off your president if you wish. But never ''ever'' piss off a microbiologist."
-->-- -->-- '''Dr. Arensky''', after killing his guard with some home-brew biological warfare, ''[[Literature/PaladinOfShadows Unto the Breach]]''
12th Sep '15 6:51:15 PM nombretomado
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->Can your goverment employees do ''this?''
-->-- The ''NinjaWarrior'' announcer, as government worker Bunpei Shiratori climbs a narrow ledge by his fingertips

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->Can your goverment government employees do ''this?''
-->-- The ''NinjaWarrior'' ''Series/NinjaWarrior'' announcer, as government worker Bunpei Shiratori climbs a narrow ledge by his fingertips
2nd Jun '15 3:45:38 PM Praenomen
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->Let's face it, not everyone is cut out to be me. I'm a physics-crunching ''badass''. I'm the complete package.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 10''



-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->Let's face it, not everyone is cut out to be me. I'm a physics-crunching ''badass''. I'm the complete package.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->Let's face it, not everyone is cut out to be me.
''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 23''

->I'm a scientist with a shotgun.
I'm a physics-crunching ''badass''. I'm the complete package.
unstoppable.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''
''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 64''
17th Nov '14 1:21:16 PM Patachou
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Like ChuckNorris in a geek form.\\

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Like ChuckNorris Creator/ChuckNorris in a geek form.\\



-->-- Description of AlfredTheGreat, ''History of the English-Speaking Peoples'' by '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill'''.

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-->-- Description of AlfredTheGreat, UsefulNotes/AlfredTheGreat, ''History of the English-Speaking Peoples'' by '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill'''.



22nd Feb '14 10:47:09 AM Beedle
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->''"I'm a physics-crunching badass. I'm the complete package."''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''[[FreemansMind Freeman's Mind]]''

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->''"I'm a physics-crunching badass. I'm the complete package."''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''[[FreemansMind Freeman's Mind]]''
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