History Quotes / BFg

-->Back [[RegionCoding PAL]] cover of ''RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''

->* Points to M1 Garand round* This kills you.'' * Points to .50 cal round* This kills you and everyone else in the room!
-->-- ''Adam Savage'', Series/MythBusters

-->-- '''Brian Allgeier,''' describing the [[http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/RYNO_V RYNO V]] of ''RatchetAndClank: A Crack In Time''

->''"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"''

->'''Schlock:''' ''MINE.'' Get your own -breaker, Kerchak.
-->- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

'''Kerchak:''' ''[grinning]]'' On cold nights you can fill the barrel with hot water and have yourself a bath.

->'''Kerchak:''' Colonel, the non-lethal weapons are tiny. It's ''embarrassing''.\\
'''Jaksmouth:''' I've seen the weapons the mercenaries are using. They're big. Non-regulation big, even.\\
'''Kerchak:''' Oh yeah?\\
'''Jaksmouth:''' On cold nights, you can fill it up with hot water and have yourself a bath.

-->-- '''Randall Munroe''', {{xkcd}} ''What If?''

-->-- ''GhostInTheShell''

-> If there is any one weapon that defines the the Imperium, it is the bolter. No other weapon combines high technology levels with such delibrate brutality, and no race would consider making it but mankind.

-->-- Crew Chief, ModNationRacers

->The GAU-8 Avenger fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it’s mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 “Warthog”) whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.\\

To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, '''I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds.

'''Tess:''' Bought it from a Ferengi trader while we were at Series/DS9. He supposedly got it from the Dosi.\\

->'''Clarence Boddicker:''' "Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art bang bang!"
->'''Emil:''' "'''I LIKE IT!'''"

->''"The GAU-8 Avenger fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it’s mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 “Warthog”) whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.\\

To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, '''I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds.'''"''

->''"Now that's a hell of a gun."''

->'''Kerchak:''' Colonel, the non-lethal weapons are tiny. It's ''embarrassing''.
->'''Jaksmouth:''' I've seen the weapons the mercenaries are using. They're big. Non-regulation big, even.
->'''Kerchak:''' Oh yeah?
->'''Jaksmouth:''' On cold nights, you can fill it up with hot water and have yourself a bath.

->''"Say 'Hello' to my little friend!

->"The bigger the gun, the harder they fall!"

->* Points to M1 Garand round* ''This kills you.'' * Points to .50 cal round* ''This kills you and everyone else in the room!''

->'''Yelena:''' ''I wanted the '''BIG''' gun...''
->'''Gun store clerk:''' ''No offense, miss, but that weapon would've broken your back the first time you fired it.''
->'''Yelena:''' ''Because I'm a '''girl'''?''
->'''Clerk:''' ''No. Because it's designed for use by people with two backup spines.''

->In his other hand a German-built Bigfukken rifle blazed mightily, its ejected cartridges smashing entire houses to kindling.

->Say 'Hello' to my little friend!
-->-- '''''{{Scarface}}'''''

-> '''[[TheCaptain Captain Kanril Eleya]]:''' Tess, what the ''[[PardonMyKlingon phekk]]'' is that?\\
'''[[NumberOne Commander Tesjha Phohl]]:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' Phased polaron minigun.\\
'''Eleya:''' [[LampshadeHanging Don’t remember requisitioning that.]]\\
'''Tess:''' Bought it from a Ferengi trader while we were at Series/DS9. He supposedly got it from the Dosi.\\
'''Eleya:''' You really think we’ll need that SAW?\\
'''[[TheSmartGuy Commander Birail Riyannis]]:''' Says the woman carrying a {{grenade launcher}}.
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch|STO}}''

-->-- ''{{Robocop}}''

-->--'''Randall Munroe''', {{xkcd}} ''What If?''

-->-- ''Robocop''

->'''Herman Gluck''': He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!\\
'''Cop''': Who said this? Who?\\
'''Herman Gluck''': Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big fucking gun, that's who!
--: -- ''Film/InsideMan''

-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchCanNoLongerDoInAnRPG.''

-->-- ''ThingsMrWelchCanNoLongerDoInAnRPG.''

->'' "112. If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, ''it doesn't go on the plane."
-->-- '''[[http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/750_things_Mr._Welch_can_no_longer_do_in_a_RPG 750 Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do In An RPG.]]'''

->''"The GAU-8 Avenger fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it’s mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 “Warthog”) whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.