History Quotes / AwesomeMcCoolName

12th Feb '18 5:52:02 PM lalalei2001
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But, you ''mustn't'' touch!\\
His name sounds good in your ear\\

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But, you ''mustn't'' touch!\\
mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear\\



Because his name can be said by anyone!"''
-->-- '''Max Power (aka Homer)''' [[note]]He got it from a hairdryer[[/note]], sung to the tune of ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer to the Max"

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Because his name can be said by anyone!"''
anyone!''
-->-- '''Max Power (aka Homer)''' [[note]]He Homer)'''[[note]]He got it from a hairdryer[[/note]], sung to the tune ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->"Buck Plankchest!"\\
"Stump Chunkman!"\\
"Dirk Hardpec!"\\
"Rip Steakface!"\\
"Slate Slabrock!"\\
"Blast Hardcheese!"\\
"Crud Bonemeal!"
-->-- The cast
of ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer to the Max"
''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' having a grand time with ''Film/SpaceMutiny''



->'''Lilith''': Wait, "Mister Torgue" is your first name? What's your last name?\\
'''Mister Torgue''': '''FLEXINGTON!'''
-->--''Videogame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->"Buck Plankchest!"\\
"Stump Chunkman!"\\
"Dirk Hardpec!"\\
"Rip Steakface!"\\
"Slate Slabrock!"\\
"Blast Hardcheese!"\\
"Crud Bonemeal!"
-->-- The cast of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' having a grand time with ''Film/SpaceMutiny''



->Hello, I'm Chesterfield Snapdragon-[=McFisticuff=].
-->-- '''Brad Sherwood''', ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

->Look, I know it has everything to do with the fact that her due date was between October 24th and November 22nd, but just let me believe! ''Scorpio Downey'' is a hot name! ...Not to mention it works perfectly with the other two kids’ names. ''Indio, Exton, and Scorpio'' – how dramatic! It sounds like the most successful law firm in Hell, which is always what you should be going for when you name your kids, right?
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/05/robert-downey-jr-is-a-dad-again/ Michael K.]]''', "Creator/RobertDowneyJr Is A Dad Again"

->{{ComicBook/Hawkeye}}! Why is Hawkeye so cool? His costume isn’t cool. Light blue and purple chain mail accented by suspenders? His gimmick isn’t that cool... No, what makes Hawkeye cool is his name. ''Clint Barton''. Compared to all the namby-pamby alliterative alter egos – Matt Murdock, Bruce Banner, Reed Richards -- Clint Barton is absolutely wicked. That sounds like a superhero already, screw the call sign. If my name was Clint Barton and somebody tried calling me Hawkeye, I’d shove my boot so far up his ass he could ''[[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt taste]]'' the purple.
-->--'''John Parker''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/when-bad-guys-go-good-the-reformed-supervillain-in-comics/ "When Bad Guys Go Good: The Reformed Supervillain in Comics"]]

->Genghis Khan was born in Central Mongolia in the year 1162 CE under the name 'Timujin', meaning 'Iron Man' and you know that when your parents name you after a Black Sabbath song you're going to be trouble.
-->-- '''Website/BadassOfTheWeek''' on [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/khan.html Genghis Khan]]

->Some 'Ghosts' are beating up a guy. Their leader is B.C., played by the awesomely-named ''Frank Military!'' That just conjures up the image of a squad of tanks saying, 'Allow me to be blunt...'
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Past Tense"

->This would be Benedict Slade. I guess “Slade” sounded more American than “[[Literature/AChristmasCarol Scrooge]]” to the producers of this film. I’d question that, but really, these same yahoos [[WTHCastingAgency put Fonzie in old man makeup]] and told him to act mean, so their bizarre name choices are kinda normal in comparison. Just accept them, move along, or we’ll be here til next Christmas.
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-an-american-christmas-carol-featuring-the-pimp-of-christmas-future/ on]] ''Film/AnAmericanChristmasCarol''

->Marcus then meets with Blair, played by an actress with the world's coolest name: '''Moon Bloodgood'''. How was she ''not'' born a vampire?
-->--'''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/TerminatorSalvation''

->Powers Boothe... The first name especially leaves the reader wondering, "'What kind of powers? Mind control? Flight? Laser-beam eyes? It's laser-beam eyes, isn't it?'
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' on [[http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html "The 9 Manliest Names in the World"]]



->"Very few people are likely to dispute the fact that Warhawk Tanzania, star of the absolutely stupefying ''Devil's Express'', has one of the greatest names of all time."
-->-- [[http://www.mondo-digital.com/forcefour.html Mondo Digital]]

->In 1980, the New York Islanders traded Billy Harris and Dave Lewis to the Kings for center Butch Goring, a move that to this day is referred to as the “gold standard” of trade deadline deals. I mean... it’s the name, right? “Butch Goring.” That’s pretty badass. It sounds like a name George Carlin would have made up for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDuYXGAuBw&t=1m25s his NRA bit]]. So I’m going to assume that’s why we’re all still raving about a trade involving a solid but not especially spectacular veteran. (...) Would we remember this deal as fondly if his name had been [[UnfortunateNames Percival Cuddlepants]]? Probably not.
-->-- [[http://grantland.com/the-triangle/dos-and-donts-of-the-nhl-trade-deadline/ Sean McIndoe]]



->UsefulNotes/BarackObama! [[SoulBrotha A black man! With a black name!]] I know that ain't that black here [in Johannesburg, South Africa], but in America that's about as black as a name could get. Barack Obama! That's right next to Dikembe Mutombo. That's right. Barack, man, he don't let his blackness sneak up on you. Y'know, if his name was Bob Jones or something, it might take you two or three weeks to realize he black. But as soon as you hear "Barack Obama"...you expect to see a brother with a spear! Just standin' on top of a dead lion! Barack Obama! You expect to see the bass player from Music/TheCommodores come out! (''sings and mimes playing bass'') 'Too hot ta trot, now, baby, too hot ta trot, bay-by!' I'm not talkin' about Music/LionelRichie, I'm talkin' about them shiny niggas behind him!
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisRock''', ''Kill the Messenger''

->"Very few people are likely to dispute the fact that Warhawk Tanzania, star of the absolutely stupefying ''Devil's Express'', has one of the greatest names of all time."
-->-- [[http://www.mondo-digital.com/forcefour.html Mondo Digital]]

->In 1980, the New York Islanders traded Billy Harris and Dave Lewis to the Kings for center Butch Goring, a move that to this day is referred to as the “gold standard” of trade deadline deals. I mean … it’s the name, right? “Butch Goring.” That’s pretty badass. It sounds like a name George Carlin would have made up for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDuYXGAuBw&t=1m25s his NRA bit]]. So I’m going to assume that’s why we’re all still raving about a trade involving a solid but not especially spectacular veteran. (...) Would we remember this deal as fondly if his name had been [[UnfortunateNames Percival Cuddlepants]]? Probably not.
-->-- [[http://grantland.com/the-triangle/dos-and-donts-of-the-nhl-trade-deadline/ Sean McIndoe]]
12th Feb '18 12:43:55 PM lalalei2001
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-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-an-american-christmas-carol-featuring-the-pimp-of-christmas-future/ An American Christmas Carol]]''

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-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-an-american-christmas-carol-featuring-the-pimp-of-christmas-future/ An American Christmas Carol]]''
on]] ''Film/AnAmericanChristmasCarol''
5th Nov '17 3:53:23 PM AndyLA
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'''Zeus Carver''': Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? "Don't-fuck-with-me-or-I'll-shove-a-lightning-bolt-up-your-ass" Zeus! You got a problem with that?\\
'''John [=McClane=]:'' No, I don't have a problem with that.

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'''Zeus Carver''': Carver:''' Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? "Don't-fuck-with-me-or-I'll-shove-a-lightning-bolt-up-your-ass" Zeus! You got a problem with that?\\
'''John [=McClane=]:'' [=McClane=]:''' No, I don't have a problem with that.
5th Nov '17 3:52:58 PM AndyLA
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'''John McClane:''' Guy back there called you Jesús.\\

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'''John McClane:''' [=McClane=]:''' Guy back there called you Jesús.\\



'''John McClane:''' Zeus?\\

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'''John McClane:''' [=McClane=]:''' Zeus?\\



'''John McClane:'' No, I don't have a problem with that.

to:

'''John McClane:'' [=McClane=]:'' No, I don't have a problem with that.
5th Nov '17 3:52:35 PM AndyLA
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->'''Zeus Carver:''' Why you keep calling me Jesús? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?\\
'''John McClane:''' Guy back there called you Jesús.\\
'''Zeus Carver:''' He didn't say Jesús. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.\\
'''John McClane:''' Zeus?\\
'''Zeus Carver''': Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? "Don't-fuck-with-me-or-I'll-shove-a-lightning-bolt-up-your-ass" Zeus! You got a problem with that?\\
'''John McClane:'' No, I don't have a problem with that.
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''
8th Oct '17 1:57:50 PM igordebraga
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->'''Joe:''' Here are your names... ''(pointing to each respective member)'' Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.

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->'''Joe:''' Here are your names... ''(pointing to each respective member)'' [[ColorfulThemeNaming Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.]]



->'''Joe:''' No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.

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->'''Joe:''' No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. [[LawOfChromaticSuperiority You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, Black]], but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
17th May '17 6:57:32 PM nombretomado
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->'''Rider Strong''' [[{{Twitter}} ‏[=@RiderStrong=]]] Really great parents

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->'''Rider Strong''' [[{{Twitter}} [[Website/{{Twitter}} ‏[=@RiderStrong=]]] Really great parents
19th Nov '16 10:50:16 PM DustSnitch
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->I would just like to point out that I'm changing my name to Awesome Mc{{Badass}} PowerFist.

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->I would just like to point out that I'm changing my name to Awesome Mc{{Badass}} [=McBadass=] PowerFist.
15th Nov '16 5:41:55 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''KickButtowski'' ThemeSong

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-->-- ''KickButtowski'' ''WesternAnimation/KickButtowski'' ThemeSong
4th Nov '16 3:42:31 AM Tgunxd
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->Hi China
->Hi dipshit
->Can you call us something other than 'dipshit'?
->Like what?
->How about 'Sunriseland' (Japan)?
-->-- History Of Japan, by bill wurtz
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