->''Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...\\
But, you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear\\
But when you say it, you mustn't fear\\
Because his name can be said by anyone!''
-->-- '''Max Power (aka Homer)'''[[note]]He got it from a hairdryer[[/note]], ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->"Buck Plankchest!"\\
"Stump Chunkman!"\\
"Dirk Hardpec!"\\
"Rip Steakface!"\\
"Slate Slabrock!"\\
"Blast Hardcheese!"\\
"Crud Bonemeal!"
-->-- The cast of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' having a grand time with ''Film/SpaceMutiny''

->'''Zeus Carver:''' Why you keep calling me Jesús? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?\\
'''John [=McClane=]:''' Guy back there called you Jesús.\\
'''Zeus Carver:''' He didn't say Jesús. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.\\
'''John [=McClane=]:''' Zeus?\\
'''Zeus Carver:''' Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? "Don't-fuck-with-me-or-I'll-shove-a-lightning-bolt-up-your-ass" Zeus! You got a problem with that?\\
'''John [=McClane=]:''' No, I don't have a problem with that.
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''

->Hi China
->Hi dipshit
->Can you call us something other than 'dipshit'?
->Like what?
->How about 'Sunriseland' (Japan)?
-->-- History Of Japan, by bill wurtz

->''Kick Buttowski! Nah Nah Nah! Kick Buttowski! Buttowski!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KickButtowski'' ThemeSong

->Max Payne. [[BaddieFlattery I envy your name.]]
-->-- '''Frank "The Bat" Niagra''', ''VideoGame/MaxPayne''

->Thomas Ian Griffith plays Chicago cop Jack Wild. (Of course he fucking does.)
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', ''Crackerjack''

->I would just like to point out that I'm changing my name to Awesome [=McBadass=] PowerFist.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'''

->'Zoltan' is a common Hungarian name, it’s my wife’s maiden name and most importantly, it’s the name of Dracula’s dog.
-->-- '''[[Creator/PennAndTeller Penn Jilette]]'''

->'''Jack:''' ..."Shoot Gunner"? ''Really?''\\
'''GG:''' Who translated this game? [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Roxy Lalonde]]?\\
'''Vivian:''' ...Maybe he's related to Stab Swordo?
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->"Very few people are likely to dispute the fact that Warhawk Tanzania, star of the absolutely stupefying ''Devil's Express'', has one of the greatest names of all time."
-->-- [[http://www.mondo-digital.com/forcefour.html Mondo Digital]]

->In 1980, the New York Islanders traded Billy Harris and Dave Lewis to the Kings for center Butch Goring, a move that to this day is referred to as the “gold standard” of trade deadline deals. I mean... it’s the name, right? “Butch Goring.” That’s pretty badass. It sounds like a name George Carlin would have made up for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDuYXGAuBw&t=1m25s his NRA bit]]. So I’m going to assume that’s why we’re all still raving about a trade involving a solid but not especially spectacular veteran. (...) Would we remember this deal as fondly if his name had been [[UnfortunateNames Percival Cuddlepants]]? Probably not.
-->-- [[http://grantland.com/the-triangle/dos-and-donts-of-the-nhl-trade-deadline/ Sean McIndoe]]

->'''[[Webcomic/PennyArcade Mike]]:''' [''naming his new D&D character''] Jim Darkmagic.\\
'''[[Webcomic/PvP Scott]]:''' What? Why don't you just name yourself Chet Awesomelaser?
-->-- ''WebVideo/AcquisitionsIncorporated''

->'''Rider Strong''' [[Website/{{Twitter}} ‏[=@RiderStrong=]]] Really great parents
->RT @'''[=RachelTacker=]'''': Shawn's name from Series/BoyMeetsWorld is Rider Strong...
->Who would name their child that -- #thinkaboutit

->''"The second [woman] wanted to be called Nuée Duskrose--she might as well have carried a sign: NOT MY REAL NAME."''
-->--Mehitabel Parr, ''[[Literature/DoctrineOfLabyrinths The Mirador]]''

->'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}''': ''[as a teenager walks up to join Colossus]'' And you are...?\\
'''Teenager:''' Negasonic Teenage Warhead.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Negasonic Teenage... What the ''shit?!'' That is the coolest name ''ever''!

->'''Joe:''' Here are your names... ''(pointing to each respective member)'' [[ColorfulThemeNaming Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.]]
->'''Mr. Pink:''' Why am I Mr. Pink?
->'''Joe:''' Because, you're a faggot, alright?!
->'''Mr. Pink:''' Why can't we pick our own colors?
->'''Joe:''' No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. [[LawOfChromaticSuperiority You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black]], but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
->'''Mr. Brown:''' Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's a little too close to Mr. Shit.
->'''Mr. Pink:''' Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
->'''Joe:''' You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. PINK!
->'''Mr. White:''' Who cares what your name is?
->'''Mr. Pink:''' Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
->'''Joe:''' Hey! Nobody's trading with anybody. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
->'''Mr. Pink:''' Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
-->-- ''Film/ReservoirDogs''

->"Tiberius [=McBoss=]. If that doesn't get you into the Academy of Manly Bastards, nothing will."
-->-- ''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye'', ''VideoGame/TheSims4''

->"Your name will be Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt, because those are [[RuleOfCool the three coolest words in our language.]]
-->-- '''Billy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' to an unidentified alien creature he takes as a pet.