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Quotes: Awesome McCoolname
"Buck Plankchest!"
"Stump Chunkman!"
"Dirk Hardpec!"
"Rip Steakface!"
"Slate Slabrock!"
"Blast Hardcheese!"
"Crud Bonemeal!"
— The cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000 having a grand time with Space Mutiny

"Kick Buttowski! Nah Nah Nah! Kick Buttowski! Buttowski!"

"Thomas Ian Griffith plays Chicago cop Jack Wild. (Of course he fucking does.)"
The Cinema Snob, Crackerjack

'"Hello, I'm Chesterfield Snapdragon-McFisticuff."
Brad Sherwood, Whose Line Is It Anyway??

"Genghis Khan was born in Central Mongolia in the year 1162 CE under the name 'Timujin', meaning 'Iron Man' and you know that when your parents name you after a Black Sabbath song you're going to be trouble."

"Max Payne. I envy your name."
Frank "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

"Bruce Maddox is a cop, undercover and above the law, behind the 8-ball, and deep inside! Bruce Maddox! Is! Master of prepositions!"

This would be Benedict Slade. I guess “Slade” sounded more American than “Scrooge” to the producers of this film. I’d question that, but really, these same yahoos put Fonzie in old man makeup and told him to act mean, so their bizarre name choices are kinda normal in comparison. Just accept them, move along, or we’ll be here til next Christmas.

"Powers Boothe... The first name especially leaves the reader wondering, "'What kind of powers? Mind control? Flight? Laser-beam eyes? It's laser-beam eyes, isn't it?'"

"I would just like to point out that I'm changing my name to Awesome McBadass Power Fist."

"'Zoltan' is a common Hungarian name, it’s my wife’s maiden name and most importantly, it’s the name of Dracula’s dog."

Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...
But, you mustn't touch!
His name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
Because his name can be said by anyone!
Max Power (aka Homer) note , The Simpsons

(Jack then proceeds to walk out of the prison after speaking to Grey Fox...and then comes across Shoot Gunner. Yeah, it's the original translation.)
Jack: ...Shoot Gunner? Really?
GG: Who translated this game? Roxy Lalonde?
Vivian: ...Maybe he's related to Stab Swordo?

Mike: [naming his new D&D character] Jim Darkmagic.
Scott: What? Why don't you just name yourself Chet Awesomelaser?

Rider Strong ‏@RiderStrong Really great parents
RT @RachelTacker': Shawn's name from Boy Meets World is Rider Strong...
Who would name their child that — #thinkaboutit

"The second [woman] wanted to be called Nuée Duskrose—she might as well have carried a sign: NOT MY REAL NAME."
—Mehitabel Parr, The Mirador

Lilith: Wait, "Mister Torgue" is your first name? What's your last name?
Mister Torgue: FLEXINGTON!

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