History Quotes / AwesomeEgo

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'''Katniss''': You're kidding.\\
'''Haymitch''': Yes, I'm kidding. He's a peacock, a total preener. But he's the Capitol darling, they love him here.

->'''Lando:''' You might wanna quit while you're ahead.
->'''Han:''' You might wanna quit while you're ''behind.''

-->-- '''Zaphod Beeblebrox''', on surviving the Total Perspective Vortex in ''Literature/TheRestaurantAtTheEndOfTheUniverse''

->''"Conceit is a good trait to have. An overblown sense of one’s own abilities can be worthwhile, ''if'' you’re prepared to try to live up to it."''

->'''Snape:''' My Lord, you have performed extraordinary magic with that wand.
->'''Lord Voldemort:''' No, I have performed my usual magic. ''I'' am extraordinary.
-->--''Literature/HarryPotter

->''[[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein]]'s Twin Paradox: A New Interpretation.'' -- Dana Scully, Senior Thesis. Now that’s a credential. Rewriting ''Einstein''.

->''(to the room)'' ''"People seem to be talking over me. It's fascinating, and rare. And'' forbidden.''"''

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS8E1TerrorOfTheAutons}} "Terror of the Autons"]]

->'''Tenth Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor and we're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS30E8SilenceintheLibrary}} "Silence in the Library"]]

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut}} "The Impossible Astronaut"]]

->'''Twelfth Doctor:''' Surely just being around me makes you all cleverer by osmosis.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS35E3UndertheLake}} "Under the Lake"]]

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS37E5TheTsurangaConundrum}} "The Tsuranga Conundrum"]]

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-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''

->'''Arthur:''' Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
->''({{Beat}})''
->'''Arthur:''' How is it that I've managed to do all three?
->'''Sheldon:''' ''(dryly)'' [[SarcasmMode And still remain so humble?]]
-->--''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}''

-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.calculords.com/about/index.html on]] ''{{VideoGame/Calculords}}''

->''"Another fine New Year’s Eve for yours truly, as [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] and I ventured to the cliffs of exotic MAJORCA for some much-needed rest and relaxation and [[HookersAndBlow aspirin-snorting]]. At one point, Irish got so drunk that he stripped down naked, climbed up one of the island’s cliff faces, and pointed to a pebble on the beach below! ‘See that pebble?’ he said. Then he starts masturbating feverishly! I haven’t seen such flagrant abuse since [[PrimaDonnaDirector John Huston directed his last picture!]] And after two minutes of pounding away, Irish lets rip a pint of fluid that lands directly onto that tiny little pebble. BULLSEYE. Then he climbs back down the cliff face, gives me a wink, and says… ‘I’m still perfect, Evans. No fucking resolutions for Nicholson.’ And he walked off. I think he was later arrested."''
-->-- "'''[[http://www.deadspin.com/maturity-is-horseshit-1676956087 Robert Evans]]'''", ''Deadspin''

->''"Of course you lost. I'm awesome."''
-->-- '''Rainbow Dash''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls2013''

'''Lord Voldemort:''' No, I have performed my usual magic. ''I'' am extraordinary.

-->-- '''Sardonyx''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' Excuse me, I'm up here being terribly clever and there's nobody to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?

->'''Eve Cicero:''' There's a chapter about you too in the Book of Celebrants isn't there?

->'''Lando:''' You might want to quit while you're ahead.
->'''Han:''' You might want to quit while you're ''behind.''

->''"I did it, I'm a genius, I'm a huge brain in a ripped-up body, '''I am Jesus H. Cox M.D...'''"''
-->-- '''Dr Cox''', ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->''"Robert Klein is actually quite good as Roger, the [[PrimaDOnnaDirector phenomenally egotistical director]]. Generally, one doesn’t expect a good performance from a stand-up comic, but Klein proves to be a very amusing asshole. Although, I’ve seen interviews with the man and while he’s very funny, he also seems to be his own biggest fan, so this performance might not have been 100% acting."''

->"I kid of course; [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Doom]]'s melodramatics have always been have always been one of the endearing things about him; he's [[LargeHam over the top]], but mostly because he's able to ''back up'' his arrogance. It's something the movies always screw up about his character: he's ''that'' damn [[InsufferableGenius smart]], ''that'' damn [[BadassBookworm strong]], and he wants everyone around him to know it at all times!"

->''"[[EvilLaugh GWAHAHA!]] [[IncomingHam Did someone just page the King of Awesome?]]"''

-->-- '''Creator/DonaldTrump'''

-->-- '''The Voice''', on '''The Burst''', ''VideoGame/Furi''

-->-- '''Dr. Phil Sanidfer''', [[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/where-theres-life-robot/ Eruditorum Press]]

-->-- '''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/in-great-days-of-rassilon-five-great.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors}} "The Five Doctors"]])

-->-- '''Rainbow Dash''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls''

'''[[ComicBook/TheFlash Gorilla Grodd]]:''' Your arrogance is unbearable. \\

->''"Ah, my loyal minions. Over the way stands something I want... I need. Beatific mail, wasted on the clueless worm who wears it. It is only right I take it from him, and if you, my loyal serfs, die in agony during the attempt, then know that I'll feel your pain... why, I will RELISH IT! To the 'champion' in my armour... Yes, you may have heard of me. I am Sigvald the Magnificent, the Geld-Prince of Slaanesh. I do not blame you if hearing my name has caused you to void your bowels. Just make sure the Auric Armour is clean when I come to take it. You could hand it straight over, of course, but I have seen your kind before. You will be irksome, and make me fight for it. No matter! I could do with a workout - but do not over-vex me, or your deathcry will be especially shrill, and I do hate to taint my ears with such cacophpnic nonsense IF I CAN BEAR IT!"''

It ain't braggin', motherfucker, if ya back it up!''

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It ain't braggin', motherfucker, if ya back it up''
-->-- '''Music/KidRock'''

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->''"It ain't braggin', motherfucker, if ya back it up."''
-->-- '''Music/KidRock'''

-->-- '''Jeanne Moreau'''

->"I kid of course; [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Doom]]'s melodramatics have always been have always been one of the endearing things about him; he's [[LargeHam over the top]], but mostly because he's able to ''back up'' his arrogance. It's something the movies always screw up about his character: he's ''that'' damn smart, ''that'' damn strong, and he wants everyone around him to know it at all times!"
-->'''Linkara''' in his ''Secret War'' review, ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

'''[[TheFlash Gorilla Grodd]]:''' Your arrogance is unbearable. \\