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'''Chris:''' Some Batman expert you are. Didn't even buy the special ''Batman Forever'' four-cover set of the June ’97 ''Cigar Aficionado''.

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'''Chris:''' Some Batman expert you are. Didn't even buy the special ''Batman Forever'' four-cover set of the June ’97 '97 ''Cigar Aficionado''.
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->''Who said ''Doctor Who'' wasn’t capable of putting the willies up you in the 80’s? And that's not me speaking literally in the wake of [[Creator/JohnNathanTurner JNT's]] memoirs.... Enjoy a moment of bondage on JNT as two skinheads are stripped to their boxers and left hanging from a tree.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/the-greatest-show-in-galaxy-by-stephen.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS25E4TheGreatestShowintheGalaxy}} "The Greatest Show in the Galaxy"]]

->''I enjoy a nice car chase every now and then. Of course, it is quite difficult to film and exciting an compelling car chase on the budget of ''Doctor Who'' in 1974. And it’s particularly frustrating when the sequence is split across two episodes and ''makes absolutely no difference to how anything plays out''. I think that’s the real problem with the touches that were inserted to appeal to [[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee’s]] style of ''Doctor Who''. His fight sequences and his car chases don’t ever actually seem to be important to the grand scheme of the plot. It’s as if somebody mapped out the episode and then tried to shoehorn in these little nods towards Pertwee’s own preferences. So the Doctor is always beating up guards, [[TheWorfEffect only to be overpowered]] when the writers and the director think the scene has gone on long enough.''
-->--'''Darren Mooney''' [[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/03/29/doctor-who-planet-of-the-spiders-review/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E5PlanetofTheSpiders "Planet of the Spiders"]]

->''In 1987 ABC did a mini-series based on [=MacLaine’s=] book ''Out on a Limb'', in which [=MacLaine=] [[PhonyPsychic converses with spirits]] through channeler Kevin Ryerson. One of the spirits who speaks through Ryerson is a contemporary of Jesus called “John”, who speaks, rather than Aramaic, a kind of [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe fake Elizabethan English.]] “John” tells [=MacLaine=] that she is co-creator of the world with a god, which [=MacLaine=] accepts because, remarkably, this is a belief she has expressed earlier (i.e. [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod that she is a god]]). It is pretty remarkable, isn’t it, that “John” told [=MacLaine=] exactly what she wanted to hear. Proves that the channeling works, right?''
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/02/902-shirley-maclaine.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]'' on Shirley [=MacLaine=]

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->''Who said ''Doctor Who'' wasn’t wasn't capable of putting the willies up you in the 80’s? 80's? And that's not me speaking literally in the wake of [[Creator/JohnNathanTurner JNT's]] JNT]]'s memoirs.... Enjoy a moment of bondage on JNT as two skinheads are stripped to their boxers and left hanging from a tree.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/the-greatest-show-in-galaxy-by-stephen.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS25E4TheGreatestShowintheGalaxy}} "The "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E4TheGreatestShowintheGalaxy The Greatest Show in the Galaxy"]]

Galaxy]]"

->''I enjoy a nice car chase every now and then. Of course, it is quite difficult to film and exciting an compelling car chase on the budget of ''Doctor Who'' in 1974. And it’s it's particularly frustrating when the sequence is split across two episodes and ''makes absolutely no difference to how anything plays out''. I think that’s that's the real problem with the touches that were inserted to appeal to [[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee’s]] Pertwee]]'s style of ''Doctor Who''. His fight sequences and his car chases don’t don't ever actually seem to be important to the grand scheme of the plot. It’s It's as if somebody mapped out the episode and then tried to shoehorn in these little nods towards Pertwee’s Pertwee's own preferences. So the Doctor is always beating up guards, [[TheWorfEffect only to be overpowered]] when the writers and the director think the scene has gone on long enough.''
-->--'''Darren -->-- '''Darren Mooney''' [[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/03/29/doctor-who-planet-of-the-spiders-review/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E5PlanetofTheSpiders "Planet "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E5PlanetOfTheSpiders Planet of the Spiders"]]

Spiders]]"

->''In 1987 ABC did a mini-series based on [=MacLaine’s=] [=MacLaine's=] book ''Out on a Limb'', in which [=MacLaine=] [[PhonyPsychic converses with spirits]] through channeler Kevin Ryerson. One of the spirits who speaks through Ryerson is a contemporary of Jesus called “John”, "John", who speaks, rather than Aramaic, a kind of [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe fake Elizabethan English.]] “John” English]]. "John" tells [=MacLaine=] that she is co-creator of the world with a god, which [=MacLaine=] accepts because, remarkably, this is a belief she has expressed earlier (i.e. [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod that she is a god]]). It is pretty remarkable, isn’t isn't it, that “John” "John" told [=MacLaine=] exactly what she wanted to hear. Proves that the channeling works, right?''
-->--''[[http://americanloons.-->-- ''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/02/902-shirley-maclaine.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]'' on Shirley [=MacLaine=]



-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

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-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' -->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS02E05ANightInSickbay A Night in Sickbay"
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-->--'''[[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies "Ayn Rand"]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''

->''Once upon a time, there was [[Creator/GeorgeLucas a short, bearded man from Southern California]] who wanted to make a modern fairy tale. He wanted the world to experience his take on Campbellian mytho-archetypes and the movie serials of his youth. He also wanted to make enough money to swim in it like a cowboy-booted [[ComicBook/{{Ducktales}} Uncle Scrooge]]. Also, he wanted the world to share his [[AnArmAndALeg fetish for dismemberment]] as entertainment.''
-->--'''[[http://www.rpsteeves.com/2012/02/6-examples-of-how-george-lucas-is.html Rich Steeves]]'''

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-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies "Ayn Rand"]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''

->''Once upon a time, there was [[Creator/GeorgeLucas a short, bearded man from Southern California]] who wanted to make a modern fairy tale. He wanted the world to experience his take on Campbellian mytho-archetypes and the movie serials of his youth. He also wanted to make enough money to [[PooledFunds swim in it it]] like a cowboy-booted [[ComicBook/{{Ducktales}} [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Uncle Scrooge]]. Also, he wanted the world to share his [[AnArmAndALeg fetish for dismemberment]] as entertainment.''
-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.rpsteeves.com/2012/02/6-examples-of-how-george-lucas-is.html Rich Steeves]]'''



-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201412/least-influential-people-2014 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People of 2014"

->''It's none too hard to look at a movie in which [[Creator/TomCruise (Tom) Cruise]] is playing an eternally recurring soul, using the power of his mind and memory of his past life to expand his capacity as a human being, unlocking his full potential after endless cycles of repetitive exercises, and think, "Hmmmm... this [[ChurchOfHappyology reminds me of something]]."''
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/06 "Tom Cruise's Life is a Hard NES Game"]]

->'''Chris''': It is weird that Mr. Freeze is smoking a cigar in this scene, though. Like, [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]], do you like cigars so much that you had to have your guy whose body temperature is 50 degrees below zero using a lighter? Really? Couldn’t have stuck a nicotine patch on for the duration of the movie?\\
'''David''': I didn’t know Arnold loved cigars, I assumed the writers just wanted to make him look more mob-boss-y. Or set designers, or costumers, or director, or whatever.\\
'''Chris''': Some Batman expert you are. Didn’t even buy the special ''Batman Forever'' four-cover set of the June ’97 ''Cigar Aficionado''.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-and-robin-movie-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

->''If ''Film/WildWildWest'' hadn't come along to satisfy Peters' bizarre robo-spider boner, you can bet your ass he'd be trying to cram it into ''Film/{{Ali}}''.
-->--'''''WebSite/{{Cracked}}''''' on Jon Peters, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-why-bad-movies-are-allowed-to-happen/ "4 Reasons Why Bad Movies Are Allowed to Happen"]]

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-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201412/least-influential-people-2014 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People of 2014"

->''It's none too hard to look at [[Film/EdgeOfTomorrow a movie movie]] in which [[Creator/TomCruise (Tom) [Tom] Cruise]] is playing an eternally recurring soul, using the power of his mind and memory of his past life to expand his capacity as a human being, unlocking his full potential after endless cycles of repetitive exercises, and think, "Hmmmm... this [[ChurchOfHappyology reminds me of something]]."''
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[https://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/06 com/2014/06/tom_cruise_emily_blunt_bill_paxton_all_you_need_is.php "Tom Cruise's Life is a Hard NES Game"]]

->'''Chris''': ->'''Chris:''' It is weird that Mr. Freeze is smoking a cigar in this scene, though. Like, [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]], do you like cigars so much that you had to have your guy whose body temperature is 50 degrees below zero using a lighter? Really? Couldn’t have stuck a nicotine patch on for the duration of the movie?\\
'''David''': '''David:''' I didn’t didn't know Arnold loved cigars, I assumed the writers just wanted to make him look more mob-boss-y. Or set designers, or costumers, or director, or whatever.\\
'''Chris''': '''Chris:''' Some Batman expert you are. Didn’t Didn't even buy the special ''Batman Forever'' four-cover set of the June ’97 ''Cigar Aficionado''.
-->--Chris -->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-and-robin-movie-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

->''If ''Film/WildWildWest'' hadn't come along to satisfy Peters' bizarre robo-spider boner, you can bet your ass he'd be trying to cram it into ''Film/{{Ali}}''.
-->--'''''WebSite/{{Cracked}}'''''
''Film/{{Ali}}''.''
-->-- '''''WebSite/{{Cracked}}'''''
on Jon Peters, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-why-bad-movies-are-allowed-to-happen/ "4 Reasons Why Bad Movies Are Allowed to Happen"]]



-->--'''Ice Bear''', [[http://pottersues.livejournal.com/1200.html Punk Butt Hermione?]]

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-->--'''Ice -->-- '''Ice Bear''', [[http://pottersues.livejournal.com/1200.html Punk Butt Hermione?]]



-->--'''cappadocius''', [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?509902-Have-you-ever-had-one-observation-completely-change-your-perception-of-a-work&p=12014070#post12014070 rpg.net forums]]

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-->--'''cappadocius''', -->-- '''cappadocius''', [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?509902-Have-you-ever-had-one-observation-completely-change-your-perception-of-a-work&p=12014070#post12014070 rpg.net forums]]



->''I don’t want to spend 1000 words defending another [[RapeAsDrama sex crime]] in another Creator/AlanMoore comic. I’ve stated elsewhere that I think most, maybe all, instances of sexual assault in Moore’s comics can at the very least be cogently argued for, if not always entirely satisfactorily. The problem comes with the sheer volume of them: Violate enough fictional women and you start to look like you like it.''

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->''I don’t don't want to spend 1000 words defending another [[RapeAsDrama sex crime]] in another Creator/AlanMoore comic. I’ve I've stated elsewhere that I think most, maybe all, instances of sexual assault in Moore’s Moore's comics can at the very least be cogently argued for, if not always entirely satisfactorily. The problem comes with the sheer volume of them: Violate enough fictional women and you start to look like you like it.''



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->''"The ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' concept artist's dedication to [[BareYourMidriff long exposed bellies with low cut pants]] is legit very funny to me. Like, nobody at Creator/{{Nintendo}} stopped them, and they've become too powerful."''

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->''"The ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' concept artist's dedication to [[BareYourMidriff long exposed bellies with low cut pants]] pants is legit very funny to me. Like, nobody at Creator/{{Nintendo}} stopped them, and they've become too powerful."''
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->''"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved]] from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text'''."''

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->''"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], objects, with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved]] from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text'''."''
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->''"The ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' concept artist's dedication to [[BareYourMidriff long exposed bellies with low cut pants]] is legit very funny to me. Like, nobody at Creator/{{Nintendo}} stopped them, and they've become too powerful."''
-->-- '''Creator/MaryCagle'''
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->'''Creator/PhilFoglio:''' "Those are the kinds of women I like to draw, and that's the kind I enjoy, that's the kind I married, that's the kind--"\\

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-->-- ''TGT Webcomics Podcast'' episode [[https://tgtmedia.com/podcast/phil-foglio-girl-genius-online-comic/ #37]] ([[https://web.archive.org/web/20160202043040/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-22928/TS-208306.mp3 MP3 archive]]) (starts around the 48:30 timestamp)

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-->-- '''Creator/PhilFoglio''' in an interview on ''TGT Webcomics Podcast'' episode [[https://tgtmedia.com/podcast/phil-foglio-girl-genius-online-comic/ #37]] ([[https://web.archive.org/web/20160202043040/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-22928/TS-208306.mp3 MP3 archive]]) (starts around the 48:30 timestamp)
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->'''Creator/PhilFoglio:''' "Those are the kinds of women I like to draw, and that's the kind I enjoy, that's the kind I married, that's the kind--"\\
'''Kurt Sasso:''' "I, for one, am very impressed that you lean into that artstyle, because it gives the readers the acknowledgement that these people are beautiful as well."\\
'''Phil:''' "Well, sure! I mean, people like to see pretty people" [...]\\
"Like I said, I started out drawing [[Webcomic/GirlGenius Agatha]] that way because I like drawing pretty girls - there you go, that's the way it goes ..."\\
'''Kurt:''' "I don't blame you"\\
'''Phil:''' ''[Laughs]'' "I figure, you know, if I'm going to be drawing this person for the next ten years, I wanna enjoy it, you know?"
-->-- ''TGT Webcomics Podcast'' episode [[https://tgtmedia.com/podcast/phil-foglio-girl-genius-online-comic/ #37]] ([[https://web.archive.org/web/20160202043040/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-22928/TS-208306.mp3 MP3 archive]]) (starts around the 48:30 timestamp)
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->"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved]] from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text'''."

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->"The ->''"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved]] from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text'''.""''



->"...And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so Creator/MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]."

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->"...->''"...And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so Creator/MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']].""''



->"I believe in the afterlife. I believe in the healing power of Jesus. So a lot of times, I'll have dead loved ones show up for guidance in times of need. So in this case, this is not an internal projection of Jaden's; this is a ghost of his sister. It's just a really beautiful scene. I really like--OMIGOD. Why is she a zombie all of a sudden? Seeing it fresh for the first time just make me realize [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment how little sense that makes]]."

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->"I ->''"I believe in the afterlife. I believe in the healing power of Jesus. So a lot of times, I'll have dead loved ones show up for guidance in times of need. So in this case, this is not an internal projection of Jaden's; this is a ghost of his sister. It's just a really beautiful scene. I really like--OMIGOD. Why is she a zombie all of a sudden? Seeing it fresh for the first time just make me realize [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment how little sense that makes]].""''



->"It's mentioned in the behind-the-scenes footage that Creator/PatrickStewart is a fan of cars and driving in real life, and he would be much happier with the screenplay if it has a scene in it where he drives a dune buggy. Yes, the enlightened Captain Picard -- who loves playing flutes, drinking tea and reading Shakespeare -- also loves [[SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat redneck off-roading.]]"

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->"It's ->''"It's mentioned in the behind-the-scenes footage that Creator/PatrickStewart is a fan of cars and driving in real life, and he would be much happier with the screenplay if it has a scene in it where he drives a dune buggy. Yes, the enlightened Captain Picard -- who loves playing flutes, drinking tea and reading Shakespeare -- also loves [[SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat redneck off-roading.]]"]]"''



->"In case you couldn’t tell, this video was all part of my evil plot to get you all to listen to me talk about musicals! You idiots! You fell for it! And you can’t click away cause you need to know what place I ranked [[WesternAnimation/{{Moana}} Shiny]] at! I have you in my grasp, even as you gloat, and I’ll shove musicals down your ''[[SoundEffectBleep (dolphin chirp)]]''ing throat!"

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->"In ->''"In case you couldn’t tell, this video was all part of my evil plot to get you all to listen to me talk about musicals! You idiots! You fell for it! And you can’t click away cause you need to know what place I ranked [[WesternAnimation/{{Moana}} Shiny]] at! I have you in my grasp, even as you gloat, and I’ll shove musicals down your ''[[SoundEffectBleep (dolphin chirp)]]''ing throat!"throat!"''



->"...this record taking its every chance to talk about every person's desire for THE SEX! Because Ian Watson is a ''free spirit'' not bound by what makes a book 'good' in the conventional sense, only focusing on what he, himself, wants to write about! [[SarcasmMode And isn't there something quite liberating in that kind of mindset?]]"

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->"...->''"...this record taking its every chance to talk about every person's desire for THE SEX! Because Ian Watson is a ''free spirit'' not bound by what makes a book 'good' in the conventional sense, only focusing on what he, himself, wants to write about! [[SarcasmMode And isn't there something quite liberating in that kind of mindset?]]"mindset?]]"''



->"Ha! More [[DuctTapeForEverything duct tape]]. I think this is like the third episode in a row that features the use of duct tape. No, the writers are not obsessed with duct tape. It's just a coincidence."

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->"Ha! ->''"Ha! More [[DuctTapeForEverything duct tape]]. I think this is like the third episode in a row that features the use of duct tape. No, the writers are not obsessed with duct tape. It's just a coincidence.""''
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->''Someone pointed out recently that I draw my characters in bath scenes an awful lot, and I want to make it clear to everyone that this is certainly not due to any perverseness on my part. No, the fact is, I demand the cleanliness of my characters! This is simply an issue of hygiene, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and has nothing to do with getting characters in lecherous situations in various states of undress]].''
->''Now that this issue has been resolved, enjoy the drawing!''
->''Signed, your completely lecherousless artist.''
-->-- '''Tom Fischbach''', author of ''Webcomic/{{Twokinds}}'', in TheRant of [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Natani-and-Keith-s-Bathtime-169650314 this picture]] (slightly NSFW).

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->''Someone pointed out recently that I draw my characters in bath scenes an awful lot, and I want to make it clear to everyone that this is certainly not due to any perverseness on my part. No, the fact is, I demand the cleanliness of my characters! This is simply an issue of hygiene, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and has nothing to do with getting characters in lecherous situations in various states of undress]].\\
Now that this issue has been resolved, enjoy the drawing!\\
Signed, your completely [[BuffySpeak lecherousless]] artist.
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->''Now that this issue has been resolved, enjoy the drawing!''
->''Signed, your completely lecherousless artist.''
-->-- '''Tom Fischbach''', author of ''Webcomic/{{Twokinds}}'', ''Webcomic/TwoKinds'', in TheRant of [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Natani-and-Keith-s-Bathtime-169650314 this picture]] (slightly NSFW).
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->''Who said ''Doctor Who'' wasn’t capable of putting the willies up you in the 80’s? And that's not me [[AnythingThatMoves speaking literally]] in the wake of [[Creator/JohnNathanTurner JNT's]] memoirs.... Enjoy a moment of bondage on JNT as two skinheads are stripped to their boxers and left hanging from a tree.''

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->''Who said ''Doctor Who'' wasn’t capable of putting the willies up you in the 80’s? And that's not me [[AnythingThatMoves speaking literally]] literally in the wake of [[Creator/JohnNathanTurner JNT's]] memoirs.... Enjoy a moment of bondage on JNT as two skinheads are stripped to their boxers and left hanging from a tree.''
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-->--'''[[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Bill Watterson]]'''

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-->--'''[[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Bill Watterson]]'''
-->--'''Creator/BillWatterson'''
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->''I'm sorry. It's not my characters that are out of control. It's me.''

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->''I'm sorry. It's not my characters [[IJustWriteTheThing that are out of control.control]]. It's me.''
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->''I'm Russ Meyer. [[BuxomIsBetter I like big breasts]].''

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->''I'm Russ Meyer. [[BuxomIsBetter I like big breasts]].breasts.''



->''...[[FemmeFatale super destructive cruel]] beautiful [[AloofDarkHairedGirl dark-haired woman]] that I eternally write about and now I’ve seen a photograph of her and I know that she exists and I will seek her out and presumably she will destroy me.''

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->''...[[FemmeFatale super destructive cruel]] beautiful [[AloofDarkHairedGirl dark-haired woman]] woman that I eternally write about and now I’ve seen a photograph of her and I know that she exists and I will seek her out and presumably she will destroy me.''
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-->''...[[FemmeFatale super destructive cruel]] beautiful [[AloofDarkHairedGirl dark-haired woman]] that I eternally write about and now I’ve seen a photograph of her and I know that she exists and I will seek her out and presumably she will destroy me.''
-->--'''Creator/PhillipKDick''' on Creator/SeanYoung's casting in ''Film/BladeRunner''

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-->''...->''...[[FemmeFatale super destructive cruel]] beautiful [[AloofDarkHairedGirl dark-haired woman]] that I eternally write about and now I’ve seen a photograph of her and I know that she exists and I will seek her out and presumably she will destroy me.''
-->--'''Creator/PhillipKDick''' -->--'''Creator/PhilipKDick''' on Creator/SeanYoung's casting in ''Film/BladeRunner''
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-->''...[[FemmeFatale super destructive cruel]] beautiful [[AloofDarkHairedGirl dark-haired woman]] that I eternally write about and now I’ve seen a photograph of her and I know that she exists and I will seek her out and presumably she will destroy me.''
-->--'''Creator/PhillipKDick''' on Creator/SeanYoung's casting in ''Film/BladeRunner''
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-->--'''Creator/SchaffrillasProductions''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llx48wTfjQo Top 30 Villain Songs]]

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-->--'''Creator/SchaffrillasProductions''', -->--'''WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llx48wTfjQo Top 30 Villain Songs]]

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->''Someone pointed out recently that I draw my characters in bath scenes an awful lot, and I want to make it clear to everyone that this is certainly not due to any perverseness on my part. No, the fact is, I demand the cleanliness of my characters! This is simply an issue of hygiene, and has nothing to do with getting characters [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial in lecherous situations in various states of undress]].''
-->-- '''Tom Fischbach''', author of ''Webcomic/{{Twokinds}}''

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->''Someone pointed out recently that I draw my characters in bath scenes an awful lot, and I want to make it clear to everyone that this is certainly not due to any perverseness on my part. No, the fact is, I demand the cleanliness of my characters! This is simply an issue of hygiene, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and has nothing to do with getting characters [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial in lecherous situations in various states of undress]].''
->''Now that this issue has been resolved, enjoy the drawing!''
->''Signed, your completely lecherousless artist.''
-->-- '''Tom Fischbach''', author of ''Webcomic/{{Twokinds}}''
''Webcomic/{{Twokinds}}'', in TheRant of [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Natani-and-Keith-s-Bathtime-169650314 this picture]] (slightly NSFW).
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-->--'''[[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies "Ayn Rand"]]''' on ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''

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-->--'''[[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies "Ayn Rand"]]''' on ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''
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->"In case you couldn’t tell, this video was all part of my evil plot to get you all to listen to me talk about musicals! You idiots! You fell for it! And you can’t click away cause you need to know what place I ranked [[Disney/{{Moana}} Shiny]] at! I have you in my grasp, even as you gloat, and I’ll shove musicals down your ''[[SoundEffectBleep (dolphin chirp)]]''ing throat!"

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->"In case you couldn’t tell, this video was all part of my evil plot to get you all to listen to me talk about musicals! You idiots! You fell for it! And you can’t click away cause you need to know what place I ranked [[Disney/{{Moana}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Moana}} Shiny]] at! I have you in my grasp, even as you gloat, and I’ll shove musicals down your ''[[SoundEffectBleep (dolphin chirp)]]''ing throat!"
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->"...this record taking its every chance to talk about every person's desire for THE SEX! Because Ian Watson is a ''free spirit'' not bound by what makes a book 'good' in the conventional sense, only focusing on what he, himself, wants to write about! [[SarcasmMode And isn't there something quite liberating in that kind of mindset?]]"
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice Magnus the Red]]''' on ''[[Literature/InquisitionWar Inquisitor]]''
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->'''Morrissey''': As a child of the sixties, when the seats of cars were made entirely of leather, to me there was something highly erotic about actually being in a car... [[AutoErotica I've always found cars highly erotic]].\\

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->'''Morrissey''': ->'''Music/{{Morrissey}}''': As a child of the sixties, when the seats of cars were made entirely of leather, to me there was something highly erotic about actually being in a car... [[AutoErotica I've always found cars highly erotic]].\\
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->''Men should be [[TestosteronePoisoning buff!]] Women should be [[HelloNurse vavoom!]]''

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->''Men should be [[TestosteronePoisoning buff!]] Women should be [[HelloNurse [[HeadTurningBeauty vavoom!]]''
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-->--'''Nobuhiro Watsuki''' displays refreshing honesty, ''Manga/BusouRenkin'' chapter notes

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-->--'''Nobuhiro Watsuki''' displays refreshing honesty, ''Manga/BusouRenkin'' ''Manga/BusoRenkin'' chapter notes
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->"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text'''."

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->"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved saved]] from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text'''."
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->"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text]]'''."

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->"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text]]'''.text'''."

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->[Jon] Peters was previously a producer on a now-obviously-shelved ''Superman V'' film that was written by Kevin Smith. ''In An Evening With Creator/KevinSmith'', Smith revealed that Peters had only three demands of the Superman script, one of which was that it needed to involve 'a giant spider in the third act.' Huh. Weird that, before the script was even written, Peters knew that the story NEEDED a giant spider, but sure, whatever, let's move on.\\\
Peters was ''also ''a producer attached to a film based on Neil Gaiman's ''ComicBook/TheSandman''. The source material already existed and was great, and two writers were brought on to write the screenplay, and they were also great, but when Peters came on board, he, having not read the graphic novel, 'had figured out that what the movie needed to be successful was a giant mechanical spider,' according to Gaiman... If ''Film/WildWildWest'' hadn't come along to satisfy Peters' bizarre robo-spider boner, you can bet your ass he'd be trying to cram it into ''Film/{{Ali}}''.
-->--'''''WebSite/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-why-bad-movies-are-allowed-to-happen/ "4 Reasons Why Bad Movies Are Allowed to Happen"]]

->About an hour later it was lunch and [[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione]] pulled out some [[AuthorAppeal pepper jack cheese]], her fave kind of cheese. (AN: mine too!)

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->[Jon] Peters was previously a producer on a now-obviously-shelved ''Superman V'' film that was written by Kevin Smith. ''In An Evening With Creator/KevinSmith'', Smith revealed that Peters had only three demands of the Superman script, one of which was that it needed to involve 'a giant spider in the third act.' Huh. Weird that, before the script was even written, Peters knew that the story NEEDED a giant spider, but sure, whatever, let's move on.\\\
Peters was ''also ''a producer attached to a film based on Neil Gaiman's ''ComicBook/TheSandman''. The source material already existed and was great, and two writers were brought on to write the screenplay, and they were also great, but when Peters came on board, he, having not read the graphic novel, 'had figured out that what the movie needed to be successful was a giant mechanical spider,' according to Gaiman... If
->''If ''Film/WildWildWest'' hadn't come along to satisfy Peters' bizarre robo-spider boner, you can bet your ass he'd be trying to cram it into ''Film/{{Ali}}''.
-->--'''''WebSite/{{Cracked}}''''', -->--'''''WebSite/{{Cracked}}''''' on Jon Peters, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-why-bad-movies-are-allowed-to-happen/ "4 Reasons Why Bad Movies Are Allowed to Happen"]]

->About ->''About an hour later it was lunch and [[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione]] pulled out some [[AuthorAppeal pepper jack cheese]], cheese, her fave kind of cheese. (AN: mine too!)too!)''



->''Every series written [by Creator/PiersAnthony] post-Literature/{{Xanth}}-success has a pubescent girl involved with an older man. It's just that thing that happens to science fiction authors where their brain passes its "sell by" date and curdles, and they put their fetishes in every book. I call it [[Creator/RobertAHeinlein Heinlein]] Syndrome.''

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->''Every series written [by Creator/PiersAnthony] post-Literature/{{Xanth}}-success has a pubescent girl involved with an older man. It's ->''It's just that thing that happens to science fiction authors where their brain passes its "sell by" date and curdles, and they put their fetishes in every book. I call it [[Creator/RobertAHeinlein Heinlein]] Syndrome.''

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->Nurse Mahiro and [[Manga/RurouniKenshin Shishio]] Tokiko... I'm sorry. It's not my characters that are out of control. It's me.

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->Nurse Mahiro and [[Manga/RurouniKenshin Shishio]] Tokiko... I'm ->''I'm sorry. It's not my characters that are out of control. It's me.''



->Men should be buff! Women should be vavoom!

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->Men ->''Men should be buff! [[TestosteronePoisoning buff!]] Women should be vavoom![[HelloNurse vavoom!]]''



->Burt Reynolds used to make movies about people's lifestyles. Now he seems more interested in making movies that fit in with [[GoodOlBoy his own lifestyle]].

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->Burt ->''Burt Reynolds used to make movies about people's lifestyles. Now he seems more interested in making movies that fit in with [[GoodOlBoy his own lifestyle]].''



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->The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: That '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved from Kojima flavor text]]'''.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya8hyJnJzBU George Weidman]]''' on ''VisualNovel/{{Policenauts}}''

->Of course, Zack’s got a scam going, and during a Time-Out, where a busy hallway of extras makes a really bad job of standing still, he explains how he’s bet his own dirtbike against that of Nedick, on Slater to win. Zack doesn’t even own a dirtbike, [[TemptingFate but he won’t need to]], cos Slater’s gonna crush that Valley punk. Incidentally, dirtbikes were a real-life interest of Gosselaar’s, and their inclusion here is the result of the forms all the kids filled in when the series began, listing real-life hobbies that could be used in the show.
-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/so-excited-so-scared-screechs-woman/ Stuart Millard]]''' on Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->Who said ''Doctor Who'' wasn’t capable of putting the willies up you in the 80’s? And that's not me [[AnythingThatMoves speaking literally]] in the wake of [[Creator/JohnNathanTurner JNT's]] memoirs.... Enjoy a moment of bondage on JNT as two skinheads are stripped to their boxers and left hanging from a tree.

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->The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: That '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved from Kojima flavor text]]'''.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya8hyJnJzBU George Weidman]]''' on ''VisualNovel/{{Policenauts}}''

->Of course, Zack’s got a scam going, and during a Time-Out, where a busy hallway of extras makes a really bad job of standing still, he explains how he’s bet his own dirtbike against that of Nedick, on Slater to win. Zack doesn’t even own a dirtbike, [[TemptingFate but he won’t need to]], cos Slater’s gonna crush that Valley punk. Incidentally, dirtbikes were a real-life interest of Gosselaar’s, and their inclusion here is the result of the forms all the kids filled in when the series began, listing real-life hobbies that could be used in the show.
-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/so-excited-so-scared-screechs-woman/ Stuart Millard]]''' on Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

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->''Who
said ''Doctor Who'' wasn’t capable of putting the willies up you in the 80’s? And that's not me [[AnythingThatMoves speaking literally]] in the wake of [[Creator/JohnNathanTurner JNT's]] memoirs.... Enjoy a moment of bondage on JNT as two skinheads are stripped to their boxers and left hanging from a tree.''



->[[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee]] was perhaps the most physical of Doctors, and he was--rather famously--fond of cars. So Planet of the Spiders features an incredibly gratuitous ([[{{Padding}} and pointless]]) chase sequence that ends with the villain mysteriously disappearing... I enjoy a nice car chase every now and then. Of course, it is quite difficult to film and exciting an compelling car chase on the budget of ''Doctor Who'' in 1974. And it’s particularly frustrating when the sequence is split across two episodes and ''makes absolutely no difference to how anything plays out''. I think that’s the real problem with the touches that were inserted to appeal to Pertwee’s style of ''Doctor Who''. His fight sequences and his car chases don’t ever actually seem to be important to the grand scheme of the plot. It’s as if somebody mapped out the episode and then tried to shoehorn in these little nods towards Pertwee’s own preferences. So the Doctor is always beating up guards, [[TheWorfEffect only to be overpowered]] when the writers and the director think the scene has gone on long enough.

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->[[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee]] was perhaps the most physical of Doctors, and he was--rather famously--fond of cars. So Planet of the Spiders features an incredibly gratuitous ([[{{Padding}} and pointless]]) chase sequence that ends with the villain mysteriously disappearing... I ->''I enjoy a nice car chase every now and then. Of course, it is quite difficult to film and exciting an compelling car chase on the budget of ''Doctor Who'' in 1974. And it’s particularly frustrating when the sequence is split across two episodes and ''makes absolutely no difference to how anything plays out''. I think that’s the real problem with the touches that were inserted to appeal to Pertwee’s [[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee’s]] style of ''Doctor Who''. His fight sequences and his car chases don’t ever actually seem to be important to the grand scheme of the plot. It’s as if somebody mapped out the episode and then tried to shoehorn in these little nods towards Pertwee’s own preferences. So the Doctor is always beating up guards, [[TheWorfEffect only to be overpowered]] when the writers and the director think the scene has gone on long enough.''



-> In 1987 ABC did a mini-series based on [=MacLaine’s=] book ''Out on a Limb'', in which [=MacLaine=] [[PhonyPsychic converses with spirits]] through channeler Kevin Ryerson. One of the spirits who speaks through Ryerson is a contemporary of Jesus called “John”, who speaks, rather than Aramaic, a kind of [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe fake Elizabethan English.]] “John” tells [=MacLaine=] that she is co-creator of the world with a god, which [=MacLaine=] accepts because, remarkably, this is a belief she has expressed earlier (i.e. [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod that she is a god]]). It is pretty remarkable, isn’t it, that “John” told [=MacLaine=] exactly what she wanted to hear. Proves that the channeling works, right? ...I suppose the grandness of ego is an important factor in explaining the attraction between celebrities and mystical powers.

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-> In ->''In 1987 ABC did a mini-series based on [=MacLaine’s=] book ''Out on a Limb'', in which [=MacLaine=] [[PhonyPsychic converses with spirits]] through channeler Kevin Ryerson. One of the spirits who speaks through Ryerson is a contemporary of Jesus called “John”, who speaks, rather than Aramaic, a kind of [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe fake Elizabethan English.]] “John” tells [=MacLaine=] that she is co-creator of the world with a god, which [=MacLaine=] accepts because, remarkably, this is a belief she has expressed earlier (i.e. [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod that she is a god]]). It is pretty remarkable, isn’t it, that “John” told [=MacLaine=] exactly what she wanted to hear. Proves that the channeling works, right? ...I suppose the grandness of ego is an important factor in explaining the attraction between celebrities and mystical powers.right?''



->[[Wrestling/VinceRusso Mr Russo]]: We all know the attractive, popular girls all laughed in your face in high school because you were a dork. But please, get over it and stop subjecting us all to [[HeManWomanHater your women-hating issues.]]
-->--'''[[http://www.cagesideseats.com/2011/4/21/2125160/the-sad-story-of-shannon-daffney-spruill S. Bruce]]''', ''Cageside Seats''

->Jonny Fairplay has freely admitted he was given $350,000 by TNA to do virtually nothing; fellow ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' contest Jenna Morasca was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to have the worst wrestling match in history with Sharmell at ''Victory Road 2009'' (Dixie is a big ''Survivor'' fan, apparently, hence why she goes out of her way to snag these celebrities that [[StuntCasting clearly aren’t worth the money]]).
-->--'''''[[http://www.cagesideseats.com/2011/7/12/2272422/nightmares-in-nashville Cageinsideseats]]''''' on {{Wrestling/TNA}} President Dixie Carter, "Nightmare in Nashville"

->It turns out that all Denobulans have polygamous relationships, where each husband has three wives, and each wife has three husbands. Out of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, which one do you suppose came up with this particular concept? I'll give you a hint: At least one of them has fantasized about being with a fifty-foot woman and crawling into her vagina. Any guesses? You only get one. So make it count!

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->[[Wrestling/VinceRusso Mr Russo]]: We all know the attractive, popular girls all laughed in your face in high school because you were a dork. But please, get over it and stop subjecting us all to [[HeManWomanHater your women-hating issues.]]
-->--'''[[http://www.cagesideseats.com/2011/4/21/2125160/the-sad-story-of-shannon-daffney-spruill S. Bruce]]''', ''Cageside Seats''

->Jonny Fairplay has freely admitted he was given $350,000 by TNA to do virtually nothing; fellow ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' contest Jenna Morasca was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to have the worst wrestling match in history with Sharmell at ''Victory Road 2009'' (Dixie is a big ''Survivor'' fan, apparently, hence why she goes out of her way to snag these celebrities that [[StuntCasting clearly aren’t worth the money]]).
-->--'''''[[http://www.cagesideseats.com/2011/7/12/2272422/nightmares-in-nashville Cageinsideseats]]''''' on {{Wrestling/TNA}} President Dixie Carter, "Nightmare in Nashville"

->It
->''It turns out that all Denobulans have polygamous relationships, where each husband has three wives, and each wife has three husbands. Out of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, which one do you suppose came up with this particular concept? I'll give you a hint: At least one of them has fantasized about being with [[GiantWoman a fifty-foot woman woman]] and crawling into her vagina. Any guesses? You only get one. So make it count!count!''



->A young woman rejects a financially independent hunter in favor of an unemployed nobleman who lives off of the labor of others. Also, there are no trains in this movie. ''—Two stars.''

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->A ->''A young woman rejects a financially independent hunter in favor of an unemployed nobleman who lives off of the labor of others. Also, there are no trains in this movie. ''—Two stars.''



->Once upon a time, there was [[Creator/GeorgeLucas a short, bearded man from Southern California]] who wanted to make a modern fairy tale. He wanted the world to experience his take on Campbellian mytho-archetypes and the movie serials of his youth. He also wanted to make enough money to swim in it like a cowboy-booted [[ComicBook/{{Ducktales}} Uncle Scrooge]]. Also, he wanted the world to share his [[AnArmAndALeg fetish for dismemberment]] as entertainment.

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->Once ->''Once upon a time, there was [[Creator/GeorgeLucas a short, bearded man from Southern California]] who wanted to make a modern fairy tale. He wanted the world to experience his take on Campbellian mytho-archetypes and the movie serials of his youth. He also wanted to make enough money to swim in it like a cowboy-booted [[ComicBook/{{Ducktales}} Uncle Scrooge]]. Also, he wanted the world to share his [[AnArmAndALeg fetish for dismemberment]] as entertainment.''



->Thankfully, you didn't have to feel gross for liking a Creator/WoodyAllen movie this year, because he made ''Film/MagicInTheMoonlight'' and no one saw it. Does that movie feature yet another man [[MayDecemberRomance wooing a woman who is half his age]]? Of course it does. Just to throw us off, Woody needs to make a movie where Music/JustinBieber nails Cloris Leachman.

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->Thankfully, ->''Thankfully, you didn't have to feel gross for liking a Creator/WoodyAllen movie this year, because he made ''Film/MagicInTheMoonlight'' and no one saw it. Does that movie feature yet another man [[MayDecemberRomance wooing a woman who is half his age]]? Of course it does. Just to throw us off, Woody needs to make a movie where Music/JustinBieber nails Cloris Leachman.''



->It's none too hard to look at a movie in which [[Creator/TomCruise (Tom) Cruise]] is playing an eternally recurring soul, using the power of his mind and memory of his past life to expand his capacity as a human being, unlocking his full potential after endless cycles of repetitive exercises, and think, "Hmmmm... this [[ChurchOfHappyology reminds me of something]]."

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->It's ->''It's none too hard to look at a movie in which [[Creator/TomCruise (Tom) Cruise]] is playing an eternally recurring soul, using the power of his mind and memory of his past life to expand his capacity as a human being, unlocking his full potential after endless cycles of repetitive exercises, and think, "Hmmmm... this [[ChurchOfHappyology reminds me of something]].""''







->...And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so Creator/MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]."

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\n->...->"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are [[{{Gainaxing}} their own interactive objects]], with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text]]'''."
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya8hyJnJzBU George Weidman]]''' on ''VisualNovel/{{Policenauts}}''

->"...
And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so Creator/MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]."




->I believe in the afterlife. I believe in the healing power of Jesus. So a lot of times, I'll have dead loved ones show up for guidance in times of need. So in this case, this is not an internal projection of Jaden's; this is a ghost of his sister. It's just a really beautiful scene. I really like--\\\
* '''''[[ScareChord WHAM]]'''''*\\\
OMIGOD. Why is she a zombie all of a sudden? Seeing it fresh for the first time just make me realize [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment how little sense that makes]].

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\n->I ->"I believe in the afterlife. I believe in the healing power of Jesus. So a lot of times, I'll have dead loved ones show up for guidance in times of need. So in this case, this is not an internal projection of Jaden's; this is a ghost of his sister. It's just a really beautiful scene. I really like--\\\
* '''''[[ScareChord WHAM]]'''''*\\\
OMIGOD.
like--OMIGOD. Why is she a zombie all of a sudden? Seeing it fresh for the first time just make me realize [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment how little sense that makes]]."



->It's mentioned in the behind-the-scenes footage that Creator/PatrickStewart is a fan of cars and driving in real life, and he would be much happier with the screenplay if it has a scene in it where he drives a dune buggy. Yes, the enlightened Captain Picard -- who loves playing flutes, drinking tea and reading Shakespeare -- also loves [[SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat redneck off-roading.]]

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->It's ->"It's mentioned in the behind-the-scenes footage that Creator/PatrickStewart is a fan of cars and driving in real life, and he would be much happier with the screenplay if it has a scene in it where he drives a dune buggy. Yes, the enlightened Captain Picard -- who loves playing flutes, drinking tea and reading Shakespeare -- also loves [[SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat redneck off-roading.]]]]"



->In case you couldn’t tell, this video was all part of my evil plot to get you all to listen to me talk about musicals! You idiots! You fell for it! And you can’t click away cause you need to know what place I ranked [[Disney/{{Moana}} Shiny]] at! I have you in my grasp, even as you gloat, and I’ll shove musicals down your ''[[SoundEffectBleep (dolphin chirp)]]''ing throat!

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->In ->"In case you couldn’t tell, this video was all part of my evil plot to get you all to listen to me talk about musicals! You idiots! You fell for it! And you can’t click away cause you need to know what place I ranked [[Disney/{{Moana}} Shiny]] at! I have you in my grasp, even as you gloat, and I’ll shove musicals down your ''[[SoundEffectBleep (dolphin chirp)]]''ing throat!throat!"



->If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that God has an inordinate fondness for stars and beetles.

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->If ->''If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that God has an inordinate fondness for stars and beetles.''



->I'm Russ Meyer. [[BuxomIsBetter I like big breasts]].

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->I'm ->''I'm Russ Meyer. [[BuxomIsBetter I like big breasts]].''



->You could accuse me of having a fetish for [[TheVamp powerful, sexy women who like cheating people.]] That would be fair.

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->You ->"You could accuse me of having a fetish for [[TheVamp powerful, sexy women who like cheating people.]] That would be fair."



->I enjoy cycling, so I occasionally do some bike strips. Other cyclists seem to enjoy them, so it's tempting to do more of them, but bike strips risk being self indulgent. A lot of cartoonists do golf strips and I find ''those'' insufferable.

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->I ->''I enjoy cycling, so I occasionally do some bike strips. Other cyclists seem to enjoy them, so it's tempting to do more of them, but bike strips risk being self indulgent. A lot of cartoonists do golf strips and I find ''those'' insufferable.''



->Ha! More [[DuctTapeForEverything duct tape]]. I think this is like the third episode in a row that features the use of duct tape. No, the writers are not obsessed with duct tape. It's just a coincidence.

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->Ha! ->"Ha! More [[DuctTapeForEverything duct tape]]. I think this is like the third episode in a row that features the use of duct tape. No, the writers are not obsessed with duct tape. It's just a coincidence."



->Someone pointed out recently that I draw my characters in bath scenes an awful lot, and I want to make it clear to everyone that this is certainly not due to any perverseness on my part. No, the fact is, I demand the cleanliness of my characters! This is simply an issue of hygiene, and has nothing to do with getting characters [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial in lecherous situations in various states of undress]].

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->Someone ->''Someone pointed out recently that I draw my characters in bath scenes an awful lot, and I want to make it clear to everyone that this is certainly not due to any perverseness on my part. No, the fact is, I demand the cleanliness of my characters! This is simply an issue of hygiene, and has nothing to do with getting characters [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial in lecherous situations in various states of undress]].''
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-->-- '''Zom''' of ''The Mindless Ones'' on ''ComicBook/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen: [[http://mindlessones.com/2011/08/18/the-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen-century-1969-the-annocommentations-part-iv/#more-18688 Century 1969]]

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-->-- '''Zom''' of ''The Mindless Ones'' on ''ComicBook/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen: [[http://mindlessones.com/2011/08/18/the-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen-century-1969-the-annocommentations-part-iv/#more-18688 Century 1969]]1969]]''
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->''I don’t want to spend 1000 words defending another [[RapeAsDrama sex crime]] in another Creator/AlanMoore comic. I’ve stated elsewhere that I think most, maybe all, instances of sexual assault in Moore’s comics can at the very least be cogently argued for, if not always entirely satisfactorily. The problem comes with the sheer volume of them: Violate enough fictional women and you start to look like you like it.''
-->-- '''Zom''' of ''The Mindless Ones'' on ''ComicBook/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen: [[http://mindlessones.com/2011/08/18/the-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen-century-1969-the-annocommentations-part-iv/#more-18688 Century 1969]]

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