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->'''Blackadder:''' What if I were to say "I'm in very good standing with the Queen, and she'd be very interested to know about Ms. Molly and the wimple, so why don't we call the whole thing off, eh, fatso?"\\
'''Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells:''' Firstly, [[CassandraTruth I would say the Queen would not believe you]], secondly, you'll ''[[BullyingADragon regret]]'' calling me "fatso" ''later today!'' Either I get my money by Evensong tonight, or... '''YOUR BOTTOM WILL WISH IT HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!'''
-->--''Series/{{Blackadder}}'', "Money"
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--> '''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', on the pile bunker scene from Season 1 of ''Literature/ArifuretaFromCommonplaceToWorldsStrongest''

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--> -->-- '''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', on the pile bunker scene from Season 1 of ''Literature/ArifuretaFromCommonplaceToWorldsStrongest''
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->''"It is common knowledge about dragons that everybody who likes dragons know that all of them have a key weak point where their armor does not reach: the anus."''
--> '''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', on the pile bunker scene from Season 1 of ''Literature/ArifuretaFromCommonplaceToWorldsStrongest''

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->'''ComicBook/BlackCanary:''' Gonna shove my fist up your...\\
'''ComicBook/{{Brainiac}}:''' [[LampshadeHanging Humans are]] ''[[LampshadeHanging obsessed]]'' [[LampshadeHanging with scatology!]]
-->-- ''Unknown''



'''Scott:''' Or I'm going to wipe the ground with you, punk. I'm tired of your insult throwing, bad attitude, delinquent wannabe, whiney-ass, momma's boy, country-music-reject, self, already. If you don't behave, I'm going to take the nearest blunt object, something close to the size of Warren, Hank, and their tents and stuff it up your largest body crevice. I don't like bullies and I won't tolerate them. Bullies tend to bring out the worst in me. Did I make myself perfectly clear to you Bruno?

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'''Scott:''' Or I'm going to wipe the ground with you, punk. I'm tired of your insult throwing, bad attitude, delinquent wannabe, whiney-ass, momma's boy, country-music-reject, self, already. If you don't behave, I'm going to take the nearest blunt object, something close to the size of Warren, Hank, and their tents and stuff it up your largest body crevice. I don't like bullies and I won't tolerate them. Bullies tend to bring out the worst in me. Did I make myself perfectly clear to you you, Bruno?



->'''Fink:''' Jeez Barry, I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a ping pong paddle handle up my ass!\\

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->'''Fink:''' Jeez Jeez, Barry, I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a ping pong paddle handle up my ass!\\



->''"Shit, Bubba Ho-tep comes out of that creek bed, he's going to come out hungry and pissed. When I try to stop him he's going to shove this paint can up my ass and he's going to shove me and that wheelchair up [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack]]'s ass."''

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->''"Shit, Bubba Ho-tep comes out of that creek bed, he's going to come out hungry and pissed. When I try to stop him him, he's going to shove this paint can up my ass and he's going to shove me and that wheelchair up [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack]]'s ass."''



'''Sheldon:''' [[SarcasmBlind Depending on the depth that would be either a proctologist or a general surgeon]].

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'''Sheldon:''' [[SarcasmBlind Depending on the depth depth, that would be either a proctologist or a general surgeon]].



->''"[[SizeShifter HE]]'S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS!!"''

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->''"[[SizeShifter HE]]'S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS!!"''ASS!"''


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->'''ComicBook/BlackCanary:''' Gonna shove my fist up your...\\
'''ComicBook/{{Brainiac}}:''' [[LampshadeHanging Humans are]] ''[[LampshadeHanging obsessed]]'' [[LampshadeHanging with scatology!]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
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->''"[[MemeticMutation To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans]] ''[[MemeticMutation up my ass.]]'' And it's 24 hours later, and I ain't find nothing yet."''
-->-- '''[[https://youtu.be/D7eQzUrUMvU?si=z3UypvpLOxXWxK1W Anonymous Woman]]'''

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