Quotes: Ass Shove

"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."
Captain Koons, Pulp Fiction

"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare - Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"
Chad Wardenn

"Take [this/that] [noun]... SHIIIIIIIIINE it up reeeeeeal nice... turn that sumbitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"

"Just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awfully hard time dialing it!"

"You don't move and your head is going up his ass."
Hancock, who makes good on his threat.

"Hancock defeats people by putting them up other people's asses! That better happen in the new Dark Knight movie! The Joker will be like "I am going to kill everyone!" and Batman will be like "You are going inside an ass!" Bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-splut! THE END!

"I'm gonna fuckin' shove these games up your ass!"

Medical student: What's the weirdest thing you've taken out of someone's rectum?
Dr. Carter: Um... bowling trophy.
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