Quotes / Ass Shove

"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare—Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"
Chad Wardenn

"Take [this/that] [noun]... SHIIIIIIIIINE it up reeeeeeal nice... turn that sumbitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"

George: You want us to clean out your nose with this?
Fred: Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.

"Just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awfully hard time dialing it!"

"You don't move and your head is going up his ass."
Hancock, who makes good on his threat.

"Hancock defeats people by putting them up other people's asses! That better happen in the new Dark Knight movie! The Joker will be like "I am going to kill everyone!" and Batman will be like "You are going inside an ass!" Bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-splut! THE END!

"I'm gonna fuckin' shove these games up your ass!"

Medical student: What's the weirdest thing you've taken out of someone's rectum?
Dr. Carter: Um... bowling trophy.

Erron Black: Girls with guns, always hot.
Sonya Blade: I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
Erron Black: …almost always hot.

"Get out of my way or I'll break your sword in half and feed it to you at both ends."

When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
(Your butt?) My butt! (Your butt!?) That's right, my butt! (Ugh!) My butt! (Ugh!) My BUUUUUUUUUUTT!
The Great Mighty Poo (with participation from Conker), Conker's Bad Fur Day