History Quotes / AssShove

9th Jan '17 4:40:32 AM HeyFella
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-> '''Great Mighty poo:''' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry Now I'm really getting rather mad.]]\\
You're like a niggly, tickly shitty little tag nut\\
When I've knocked you out with all my bab\\
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Your butt.\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' My butt.\\
'''Conker:''' Your butt.\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' That's right, my butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Errr!\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' My butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Errr!\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!
-->-- "[[VillainSong The Great Mighty Poo]]", ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''
9th Jan '17 4:05:49 AM HeyFella
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-> '''Great Mighty poo:''' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry Now I'm really getting rather mad.]]\\
You're like a niggly, tickly shitty little tag nut\\
When I've knocked you out with all my bab\\
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Your butt.\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' My butt.\\
'''Conker:''' Your butt.\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' That's right, my butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Errr!\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' My butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Errr!\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!
-->-- "[[VillainSong The Great Mighty Poo]]", ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''
1st Jan '17 12:59:34 AM Trogdor7620
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-->-- '''''Phelous''' and '''NC's''' joint review of [[Film/ChildsPlay Child's Play 2]]''
1st Jan '17 12:58:21 AM Trogdor7620
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-> '''[[OnlySaneMan Bain:]]''' Uh, what sort of noise are we listening for?
-> '''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad:]]''' The kind of noise you expect a goat with five pounds of coke shoved up it's shitpipe!
-->-- ''VideoGame/PAYDAY2'', ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator''

-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' So, Critic, what do you want me to do with [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights this movie?]]
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Stick it up your ass.
-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Alright.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[ProductPlacement And for everyone else watching, be sure to visit theawesomestore.com, so that you can not only get that DVD, but other DVDs, to stick up your ass!]]
-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Really? You're just gonna start doing commercials in the middle of reviews now?
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Well, it was either that or another midroll.
14th Dec '16 5:29:59 PM needsanewhobby
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-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000. Where on earth were you hiding that?

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-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]''': Susanna]]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000. Where on earth were you hiding that?
14th Dec '16 5:29:31 PM needsanewhobby
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-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000. Where on earth were you hiding that?
-> '''Naked!Captain Jack''': You REALLY don't want to know...
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Bad Wolf''
28th Nov '16 9:32:22 AM Geoduck
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-> '''Kellogg:''' Nurse Graves?
-> '''Graves:''' Yes Doctor?
-> '''Kellogg:''' Take Mister Lightbody immediately to the [[MaximumFunChamber yogurt room]] and give him fifteen gallons.
-> '''Lightbody''': Oh no, no. I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt.
-> '''Kellogg:''' Oh it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody!
-->--'''Film/TheRoadToWellville'''
12th Nov '16 5:00:35 AM Doug86
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-->-- '''[[DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'''

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-->-- '''[[DwayneJohnson '''[[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'''
9th Sep '16 9:11:49 AM nm3youtube
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->''When I've knocked you out with all my bab''\\
''I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!''\\
''(Your butt?) My butt! (Your butt!?) That's right, my butt! ([[{{Squick}} Ugh!]]) My butt! (Ugh!) My BUUUUUUUUUUTT!''
-->--'''The Great Mighty Poo''' (with participation from '''Conker'''), ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''
28th May '16 9:38:44 PM Eievie
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->''"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."''
-->-- '''Captain Koons''', ''Film/PulpFiction''

->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare - Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''

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->''"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."''
-->-- '''Captain Koons''', ''Film/PulpFiction''

->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare - Shoveupyoownassgame, WarioWare--Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''



->'''George''': You want us to clean out your nose with this?
->'''Fred''': Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.

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->'''George''': You want us to clean out your nose with this?
->'''Fred''':
this?\\
'''Fred''':
Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.



->'''[[TheGunslinger Erron Black]]''': Girls with guns, always hot.
->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Sonya Blade]]''': I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
->'''Erron Black''': ...Almost always hot.

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->'''[[TheGunslinger Erron Black]]''': Girls with guns, always hot.
->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty
hot.\\
'''[[DrillSergeantNasty
Sonya Blade]]''': I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
->'''Erron Black''': ...Almost
fire.\\
'''Erron Black''': …almost
always hot.
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