History Quotes / AssShove

13th Mar '17 1:38:07 PM kazokuhouou
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->'''Sparks:''' [when asked about his punishment in hell] Ass full of red hot coals.
->'''Murphy:''' Ass full of red hot coals. Your, eh, ''entire'' ass? Just packed full of red hot coals?
->'''Sparks:''' Right to the rim, baby.
->'''Murphy:''' [sighs] You lucky bastard.
-->--''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'', "The Policy"
11th Mar '17 10:14:32 AM TheNicestGuy
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->'''Henchman 24:''' You're not a Venture brother. Who the hell are you?
->'''Dermott:''' I'm Hank's friend.
->'''Henchman 24:''' Yeah, I doubt that.
->'''Dermott:''' Would you believe I'm Brock Samson's long-lost son?
->'''Henchman 24:''' If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you so easily.
->'''Dermott:''' I couldn't run because I got a lighter up my ass.
->'''Henchman 24:''' Okay, ''now'' I believe you're Hank's friend.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Tears of a Sea Cow"
9th Jan '17 4:40:32 AM HeyFella
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-> '''Great Mighty poo:''' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry Now I'm really getting rather mad.]]\\
You're like a niggly, tickly shitty little tag nut\\
When I've knocked you out with all my bab\\
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Your butt.\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' My butt.\\
'''Conker:''' Your butt.\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' That's right, my butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Errr!\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' My butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Errr!\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!
-->-- "[[VillainSong The Great Mighty Poo]]", ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''
9th Jan '17 4:05:49 AM HeyFella
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-> '''Great Mighty poo:''' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry Now I'm really getting rather mad.]]\\
You're like a niggly, tickly shitty little tag nut\\
When I've knocked you out with all my bab\\
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Your butt.\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' My butt.\\
'''Conker:''' Your butt.\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' That's right, my butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Errr!\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' My butt!\\
'''Conker:''' Errr!\\
'''Great Mighty poo:''' MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!
-->-- "[[VillainSong The Great Mighty Poo]]", ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''
1st Jan '17 12:59:34 AM Trogdor7620
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-->-- '''''Phelous''' and '''NC's''' joint review of [[Film/ChildsPlay Child's Play 2]]''
1st Jan '17 12:58:21 AM Trogdor7620
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-> '''[[OnlySaneMan Bain:]]''' Uh, what sort of noise are we listening for?
-> '''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad:]]''' The kind of noise you expect a goat with five pounds of coke shoved up it's shitpipe!
-->-- ''VideoGame/PAYDAY2'', ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator''

-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' So, Critic, what do you want me to do with [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights this movie?]]
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Stick it up your ass.
-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Alright.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[ProductPlacement And for everyone else watching, be sure to visit theawesomestore.com, so that you can not only get that DVD, but other DVDs, to stick up your ass!]]
-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Really? You're just gonna start doing commercials in the middle of reviews now?
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Well, it was either that or another midroll.
14th Dec '16 5:29:59 PM needsanewhobby
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-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000. Where on earth were you hiding that?

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-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]''': Susanna]]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000. Where on earth were you hiding that?
14th Dec '16 5:29:31 PM needsanewhobby
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-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000. Where on earth were you hiding that?
-> '''Naked!Captain Jack''': You REALLY don't want to know...
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Bad Wolf''
28th Nov '16 9:32:22 AM Geoduck
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-> '''Kellogg:''' Nurse Graves?
-> '''Graves:''' Yes Doctor?
-> '''Kellogg:''' Take Mister Lightbody immediately to the [[MaximumFunChamber yogurt room]] and give him fifteen gallons.
-> '''Lightbody''': Oh no, no. I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt.
-> '''Kellogg:''' Oh it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody!
-->--'''Film/TheRoadToWellville'''
12th Nov '16 5:00:35 AM Doug86
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-->-- '''[[DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'''

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-->-- '''[[DwayneJohnson '''[[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'''
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