History Quotes / AssShove

9th Sep '16 9:11:49 AM nm3youtube
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->''When I've knocked you out with all my bab''\\
''I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!''\\
''(Your butt?) My butt! (Your butt!?) That's right, my butt! ([[{{Squick}} Ugh!]]) My butt! (Ugh!) My BUUUUUUUUUUTT!''
-->--'''The Great Mighty Poo''' (with participation from '''Conker'''), ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''
28th May '16 9:38:44 PM Eievie
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->''"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."''
-->-- '''Captain Koons''', ''Film/PulpFiction''

->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare - Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''

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->''"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."''
-->-- '''Captain Koons''', ''Film/PulpFiction''

->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare - Shoveupyoownassgame, WarioWare--Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''



->'''George''': You want us to clean out your nose with this?
->'''Fred''': Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.

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->'''George''': You want us to clean out your nose with this?
->'''Fred''':
this?\\
'''Fred''':
Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.



->'''[[TheGunslinger Erron Black]]''': Girls with guns, always hot.
->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Sonya Blade]]''': I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
->'''Erron Black''': ...Almost always hot.

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->'''[[TheGunslinger Erron Black]]''': Girls with guns, always hot.
->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty
hot.\\
'''[[DrillSergeantNasty
Sonya Blade]]''': I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
->'''Erron Black''': ...Almost
fire.\\
'''Erron Black''': …almost
always hot.
29th Nov '15 9:15:41 AM rt2012
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->'''George''': You want us to clean out your nose with this?
->'''Fred''': Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix''
29th Aug '15 2:24:08 PM StarSword
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->''"Get out of my way or I'll break your sword in half and feed it to you at both ends."''
-->-- '''[[PlayerCharacter The Watcher]]''', ''VideoGame/PillarsOfEternity''
12th Jun '15 1:34:22 PM Nick98
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-->-- ''Series/{{ER}}''

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-->-- ''Series/{{ER}}'''''Series/{{ER}}'''

->'''[[TheGunslinger Erron Black]]''': Girls with guns, always hot.
->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Sonya Blade]]''': I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
->'''Erron Black''': ...Almost always hot.
-->--'''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'''
20th Apr '15 3:15:47 PM RevDave
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]

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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]
Bum]]'''
27th Feb '15 5:20:00 PM Hylarn
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-->''"Just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awfully hard time dialing it!"''

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-->''"Just ->''"Just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awfully hard time dialing it!"''


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16th Jan '15 2:49:55 PM rt2012
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-->''"Just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awfully hard time dialing it!"''
-->--'''[[UnfortunateNames Harry Sachz]]'''. ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''
19th Sep '14 5:24:26 PM needsanewhobby
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->'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Robotic Trinny Woodall]]:''' But that's a Sonic Blaster 3000. Where were you hiding that?
->'''(Naked) Captain Jack:''' You ''really'' don't want to know
-->-- ''DoctorWho'', ''Bad Wolf''
19th Sep '14 5:24:02 PM needsanewhobby
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->'''[[ItMakesSensInContext Robotic Trinny Woodall]]:''' But that's a Sonic Blaster 3000. Where were you hiding that?

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->'''[[ItMakesSensInContext ->'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Robotic Trinny Woodall]]:''' But that's a Sonic Blaster 3000. Where were you hiding that?
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