History Quotes / AssShove

23rd Oct '17 2:53:42 AM Siempie
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Trine-e: ''Where'' were you hiding that?!\\
'''Captain Jack:''' You ''really'' don't want to know...

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Trine-e: '''Trine-e:''' ''Where'' were you hiding that?!\\
'''Captain Jack:''' You ''really'' don't want to know...wanna know!
17th Oct '17 6:53:28 AM HeyFella
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->''"I'LL SHOVE THIS FUCKING MISSILE UP ITS ASS AND [[GroinAttack BLOW ITS FUCKING BALLS OFF]]!"''
-->-- '''Emet''', ''VideoGame/{{Evolve}}''
5th Oct '17 6:52:33 PM Trogdor7620
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->'''Black Canary:''' Gonna shove my fist up your…
->'''Brainiac:''' [[LampshadeHanging Humans are]] ''[[LampshadeHanging obsessed]]'' [[LampshadeHanging with scatology!]]
-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2''
21st Aug '17 1:44:12 AM Trogdor7620
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'''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad]]:''' The kind of noise you expect a goat with five pounds of coke shoved up it's shitpipe!

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'''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad]]:''' The kind of noise you you'd expect from a goat with five pounds of coke shoved up it's buried in its shitpipe!
17th Aug '17 12:33:05 AM XenMon2
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->''"You better start talking, because in five seconds I'm going to put MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS! Then we'll BOTH have to go to a SPECIAL HOSPITAL! Feet up the ass are like arrows, son, you can't just PULL 'em out! They'll have to push my whole body out through your mouth!"''
-->--'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Saxton Hale]]'''
22nd Jul '17 9:14:10 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Captain Jack:''' Now, hold on, ladies! I ''don't'' want to have to shoot either one of you.\\

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'''Captain ->'''Captain Jack:''' Now, hold on, ladies! I ''don't'' want to have to shoot either one of you.\\
22nd Jul '17 9:13:49 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->'''George''': You want us to clean out your nose with this?\\
'''Fred''': Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.

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->'''George''': ->'''George:''' You want us to clean out your nose with this?\\
'''Fred''': '''Fred:''' Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.



-->--'''[[UnfortunateNames Harry Sachz]]'''. ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''

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-->--'''[[UnfortunateNames -->-- '''[[UnfortunateNames Harry Sachz]]'''. ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''



->'''Medical student:''' What's the weirdest thing you've taken out of someone's rectum?
->'''Dr. Carter:''' Um... bowling trophy.
-->-- '''Series/{{ER}}'''

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->'''Medical student:''' What's the weirdest thing you've taken out of someone's rectum?
->'''Dr.
rectum?\\
'''Dr.
Carter:''' Um... bowling trophy.
-->-- '''Series/{{ER}}'''
''Series/{{ER}}''



-->--'''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'''

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-->--'''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'''
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''



-->--'''The Great Mighty Poo''' (with participation from '''Conker'''), ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''

-> '''Kellogg:''' Nurse Graves?
-> '''Graves:''' Yes Doctor?
-> '''Kellogg:''' Take Mister Lightbody immediately to the [[MaximumFunChamber yogurt room]] and give him fifteen gallons.
-> '''Lightbody''': Oh no, no. I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt.
-> '''Kellogg:''' Oh it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody!
-->--'''Film/TheRoadToWellville'''

-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]]''': But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe. Where on earth were you hiding that?
-> '''Naked!Captain Jack''': You REALLY don't want to know...

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-->--'''The -->-- '''The Great Mighty Poo''' (with participation from '''Conker'''), ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''

-> '''Kellogg:''' ->'''Kellogg:''' Nurse Graves?
->
Graves?\\
'''Graves:''' Yes Doctor?
->
Yes, Doctor?\\
'''Kellogg:''' Take Mister Lightbody immediately to the [[MaximumFunChamber yogurt room]] and give him fifteen gallons.
-> '''Lightbody''':
gallons.\\
'''Lightbody:'''
Oh no, no. no! I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt.
->
yogurt.\\
'''Kellogg:''' Oh Oh, it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody!
-->--'''Film/TheRoadToWellville'''

-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]]''':
-->-- '''Film/TheRoadToWellville'''

'''Captain Jack:''' Now, hold on, ladies! I ''don't'' want to have to shoot either one of you.\\
'''[[Series/WhatNotToWear Trine-e]]:'''
But you're unarmed!\\
'''[[Series/WhatNotToWear Zu-zana]]:''' You're ''naked!''\\
''(Captain Jack produces a small hand weapon from literally out of nowhere)''\\
'''Zu-zana:''' But...
that's a Compact Laser Deluxe. Where on earth Deluxe!\\
Trine-e: ''Where''
were you hiding that?
-> '''Naked!Captain Jack''':
that?!\\
'''Captain Jack:'''
You REALLY ''really'' don't want to know...



-> '''[[OnlySaneMan Bain:]]''' Uh, what sort of noise are we listening for?
-> '''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad:]]''' The kind of noise you expect a goat with five pounds of coke shoved up it's shitpipe!

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-> '''[[OnlySaneMan Bain:]]''' Bain]]:''' Uh, what sort of noise are we listening for?
->
for?\\
'''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad:]]''' Vlad]]:''' The kind of noise you expect a goat with five pounds of coke shoved up it's shitpipe!



-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' So, Critic, what do you want me to do with [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights this movie?]]
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Stick it up your ass.
-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Alright.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[ProductPlacement And for everyone else watching, be sure to visit theawesomestore.com, so that you can not only get that DVD, but other DVDs, to stick up your ass!]]
-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Really? You're just gonna start doing commercials in the middle of reviews now?
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Well, it was either that or another midroll.

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-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' ->'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' So, Critic, what do you want me to do with [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights this movie?]]
->
movie?]]\\
'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Stick it up your ass.
->
ass.\\
'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Alright.
->
Alright.\\
'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[ProductPlacement And for everyone else watching, be sure to visit theawesomestore.com, so that you can not only get that DVD, but other DVDs, to stick up your ass!]]
->
ass!]]\\
'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Really? You're just gonna start doing commercials in the middle of reviews now?
->
now?\\
'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Well, it was either that or another midroll.



->'''Henchman 24:''' You're not a Venture brother. Who the hell are you?
->'''Dermott:''' I'm Hank's friend.
->'''Henchman 24:''' Yeah, I doubt that.
->'''Dermott:''' Would you believe I'm Brock Samson's long-lost son?
->'''Henchman 24:''' If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you so easily.
->'''Dermott:''' I couldn't run because I got a lighter up my ass.
->'''Henchman 24:''' Okay, ''now'' I believe you're Hank's friend.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Tears of a Sea Cow"

->'''Sparks:''' [when asked about his punishment in hell] Ass full of red hot coals.
->'''Murphy:''' Ass full of red hot coals. Your, eh, ''entire'' ass? Just packed full of red hot coals?
->'''Sparks:''' Right to the rim, baby.
->'''Murphy:''' [sighs] You lucky bastard.

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->'''Henchman 24:''' You're not a Venture brother. Who the hell are you?
->'''Dermott:'''
you?\\
'''Dermott:'''
I'm Hank's friend.
->'''Henchman
friend.\\
'''Henchman
24:''' Yeah, I doubt that.
->'''Dermott:'''
that.\\
'''Dermott:'''
Would you believe I'm Brock Samson's long-lost son?
->'''Henchman
son?\\
'''Henchman
24:''' If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you so easily.
->'''Dermott:'''
easily.\\
'''Dermott:'''
I couldn't run because I got a lighter up my ass.
->'''Henchman
ass.\\
'''Henchman
24:''' Okay, ''now'' I believe you're Hank's friend.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Tears of a Sea Cow"

->'''Sparks:''' [when ''(when asked about his punishment in hell] hell)'' Ass full of red hot coals.
->'''Murphy:'''
coals.\\
'''Murphy:'''
Ass full of red hot coals. Your, eh, ''entire'' ass? Just packed full of red hot coals?
->'''Sparks:'''
coals?\\
'''Sparks:'''
Right to the rim, baby.
->'''Murphy:''' [sighs]
baby.\\
'''Murphy:''' ''(sighs)''
You lucky bastard.
4th Jul '17 2:46:20 PM needsanewhobby
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-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000. Where on earth were you hiding that?

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-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000.Compact Laser Deluxe. Where on earth were you hiding that?
28th May '17 3:43:49 PM nombretomado
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->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare--Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''

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->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare--Shoveupyoownassgame, VideoGame/WarioWare--Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''
13th Mar '17 1:38:07 PM kazokuhouou
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->'''Sparks:''' [when asked about his punishment in hell] Ass full of red hot coals.
->'''Murphy:''' Ass full of red hot coals. Your, eh, ''entire'' ass? Just packed full of red hot coals?
->'''Sparks:''' Right to the rim, baby.
->'''Murphy:''' [sighs] You lucky bastard.
-->--''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'', "The Policy"
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