| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | [[folder:Comedy]] |
| 3 | ->'''John Mulaney:''' ''(As his doctor, about frequent urination)'' Then you may have something wrong with your prostate. So, what we need to do--\ |
| 4 | '''Audience:''' ''(Starts groaning in disgust)''\ |
| 5 | '''John Mulaney:''' Some of you are ahead of me. |
| 6 | -->-- ''Creator/JohnMulaney: New In Town'' |
| 7 | |
| 8 | ->'''Passenger 2:''' Now, should I give you the money or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass? Hee-hee!\ |
| 9 | '''Willie:''' Why you fucking hard-on! I'll fucking [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Fisk Carlton Fisk]] [[BatterUp your fucking head with a Louisville]], fucking slugger! What do you think of that, assfuck!?\ |
| 10 | ''[Minutes later]''\ |
| 11 | '''Passenger 6:''' Yeah, do you want the money or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?\ |
| 12 | '''Willie:''' We-he-hell, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard! Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking, repeating shit! |
| 13 | -->-- '''Creator/AdamSandler''', ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS1E13TollBoothWillie Toll Booth Willie]]'' |
| 14 | [[/folder]] |
| 15 | |
| 16 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 17 | ->'''Victim 1:''' Oh dear God!\ |
| 18 | '''Victim 2:''' My eyes!! I can't see my eyes!\ |
| 19 | '''Victim 3:''' Aaagh!\ |
| 20 | '''Victim 4:''' Noooo!\ |
| 21 | '''Victim 5:''' Eeek!\ |
| 22 | '''Victim 6:''' Somebodeee! ''Pull this churrito out of my ass!'' |
| 23 | -->-- ''ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'' |
| 24 | |
| 25 | ->'''Lieutenant Peters:''' You wanna play cop, join the department and get yourself a badge! Until then, stay out of my way!\ |
| 26 | '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' You need a hint as to what you can do with your badge, Peters? |
| 27 | -->-- ''ComicBook/Supergirl1982'', issue #12 |
| 28 | [[/folder]] |
| 29 | |
| 30 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 31 | ->'''Kizo:''' You came from a copy of Krypton. We came from the original.\ |
| 32 | '''Jax-Ur:''' You can take both Kryptons, and you know where you can put them. |
| 33 | -->-- ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour'' |
| 34 | |
| 35 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Luna Loud]]:''' She brought a basketball with her to church? Where'd she even keep it? In her rectum?\ |
| 36 | '''Luan Loud:''' I guess then it'd be a ''butt''sketball! |
| 37 | -->-- ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall", "After Dark 3" |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->'''Scott:''' Since we are making ourselves perfectly clear, Bruno, let me tell you how it is. You're going to be polite and respectful to everyone going on this trip. You're also going to leave Bobby and me alone.\ |
| 40 | '''Bruno:''' Or?\ |
| 41 | '''Scott:''' Or I'm going to wipe the ground with you, punk. I'm tired of your insult throwing, bad attitude, delinquent wannabe, whiney-ass, momma's boy, country-music-reject, self, already. If you don't behave, I'm going to take the nearest blunt object, something close to the size of Warren, Hank, and their tents and stuff it up your largest body crevice. I don't like bullies and I won't tolerate them. Bullies tend to bring out the worst in me. Did I make myself perfectly clear to you, Bruno? |
| 42 | -->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears'' |
| 43 | [[/folder]] |
| 44 | |
| 45 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 46 | ->'''Fink:''' Jeez, Barry, I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a ping pong paddle handle up my ass!\ |
| 47 | '''Barry:''' Wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since. |
| 48 | -->-- ''Film/{{Beerfest}}'' |
| 49 | |
| 50 | ->''"Shit, Bubba Ho-tep comes out of that creek bed, he's going to come out hungry and pissed. When I try to stop him, he's going to shove this paint can up my ass and he's going to shove me and that wheelchair up [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack]]'s ass."'' |
| 51 | -->-- '''Music/ElvisPresley''', ''Film/BubbaHoTep'' |
| 52 | |
| 53 | ->'''Talos:''' Young lady, I have a [[{{Shapeshifting}} special skill]] that kind of allows me to get into places I'm not supposed to be.\ |
| 54 | '''Maria Rambeau:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Call me "young lady" again]], I'm gonna put my foot in a place it's not supposed to be.\ |
| 55 | ''({{beat}})''\ |
| 56 | '''Talos:''' [[SarcasmBlind Am I supposed to guess where that is?]]\ |
| 57 | '''Nick Fury[=/=]Carol Danvers:''' Your ass. |
| 58 | -->-- ''Film/CaptainMarvel2019'' |
| 59 | |
| 60 | ->'''Archer:''' Let's take our proper places, Miss Mallet.\ |
| 61 | '''Miss Mallet:''' ''Oh!'' ({{Beat}}) Please, let us keep our ''umbrellas'' in their proper places, too. |
| 62 | -->-- ''Film/DoctorAtSea'' |
| 63 | |
| 64 | ->'''Wendover:''' Well, I was bending down in the trenches like a private leading my men over the top, when suddenly - ''bang'' - awf goes there's a grenade, an' a lump of shrapnel hits me right up the--\ |
| 65 | '''Sir Lancelot:''' Rectum?\ |
| 66 | '''Wendover:''' Well, it didn't do 'em any good. |
| 67 | -->-- ''Film/DoctorInClover'' |
| 68 | |
| 69 | ->''"You don't move and your head is going up '''his''' ass."'' |
| 70 | -->-- '''Hancock''', who makes good on his threat, ''Film/{{Hancock}}'' |
| 71 | |
| 72 | ->''"They had to take him to the hospital. The kid had Dr. Zaius stuck halfway up his butt and they couldn't get it out!"'' |
| 73 | -->-- '''Stucky''', ''Film/HouseOf1000Corpses'' |
| 74 | |
| 75 | ->''"I'm going to mistrial my foot up your ass if you don't shut up!"'' |
| 76 | -->-- '''Frito''', ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' |
| 77 | |
| 78 | ->'''Peter:''' I should warn you, Leezak, [[IKnowKarate I studied karate with a Chinese master.]]\ |
| 79 | '''Tom:''' Well I hope he showed you how to pull a fire poker OUTTA YOUR ASS! |
| 80 | -->-- ''Film/JustMarried'' |
| 81 | |
| 82 | ->''"How'd you like me to put my boot up your ass... sideways?"'' |
| 83 | -->-- '''Sheriff''', ''Film/TheLastHouseOnTheLeft'' |
| 84 | |
| 85 | ->'''Todd Chester:''' Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?\ |
| 86 | '''Clark Griswold:''' Bend over and I'll show you. |
| 87 | -->-- ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation'' |
| 88 | |
| 89 | ->''"Ay, ay, ay! You shut your ''face!'' If we wanna hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your ass and [[PeoplePuppets work your mouth like a puppet]]! You hear me?! You hear me?!"'' |
| 90 | -->-- '''Highsmith''', ''Film/TheOtherGuys'' |
| 91 | |
| 92 | ->'''Kellogg:''' Nurse Graves?\ |
| 93 | '''Graves:''' Yes, Doctor?\ |
| 94 | '''Kellogg:''' Take Mister Lightbody immediately to the [[MaximumFunChamber yogurt room]] and give him fifteen gallons.\ |
| 95 | '''Lightbody:''' Oh no, no! I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt.\ |
| 96 | '''Kellogg:''' Oh, it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody! |
| 97 | -->-- '''Film/TheRoadToWellville''' |
| 98 | |
| 99 | ->''"I feel like someone's stuck a big club up my ass. And it hurts. I gotta figure out a way to get it outta there."'' |
| 100 | -->-- '''Captain Rohmer''', ''Film/SamuraiCop'' |
| 101 | |
| 102 | ->''"You get your ass out of my office or you'll have to go to surgery to get my foot out of it!"'' |
| 103 | -->-- '''Captain Rohmer''', ''Film/SamuraiCop'' |
| 104 | |
| 105 | ->'''Groping:''' There your rifle, an' there's your bayonet. You know where to put it, don't ya?\ |
| 106 | '''Lurk:''' ''Yes'', I know where I'd ''like'' to put it... |
| 107 | -->-- ''Film/UpTheFront'' |
| 108 | [[/folder]] |
| 109 | |
| 110 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 111 | ->'''George:''' You want us to clean out your nose with this?\ |
| 112 | '''Fred:''' Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it. |
| 113 | -->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'' |
| 114 | |
| 115 | ->''"A fantastic benefit of [[VoluntaryShapeshifting being able to change one's shape]] is the ability to repurpose one's orifices for weapon storage. My flesh is both mutable and elastic, and thus my colon contains all kinds of shit. [[CaptainObvious Actual shit, of course]], but also other things that I can pull out of there when needed."'' |
| 116 | -->-- ''[[Literature/IronDruidChronicles The Naughtiest Cherub]]'', by Kevin Hearne |
| 117 | |
| 118 | ->''"Have you ''got'' ten dollars?"\ |
| 119 | "I do," he said quietly.\ |
| 120 | A long time after, I discovered that he had better than five hundred. He had brought it in with him. When they check you in at [[HellholePrison this hotel]], one of [[WardensAreEvil the bellhops]] is obliged to [[CreepyPhysical bend you over and take a look up your works]] - but there are a lot of works and, not to put too fine a point on it, a man who is really determined can get a fairly large item quite a ways up them - far enough to be out of sight, unless the bellhop you happen to draw is in the mood to pull on a rubber glove and go prospecting.'' |
| 121 | -->-- ''[[Literature/DifferentSeasons Rita Hayworth And The Shawshank Redemption]]'' |
| 122 | [[/folder]] |
| 123 | |
| 124 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 125 | ->'''Penny:''' [[TranquilFury And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses]]?\ |
| 126 | '''Sheldon:''' [[SarcasmBlind Depending on the depth, that would be either a proctologist or a general surgeon]]. |
| 127 | -->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' |
| 128 | |
| 129 | ->'''Joy:''' That drug shoulda gone straight to 'is brain!\ |
| 130 | '''Darryl:''' Well if you wanted it go straight to 'is brain, y'shoulda stuffed the cake up 'is bum! |
| 131 | -->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS2E11LoveOnTheRun Love On the Run]]" |
| 132 | |
| 133 | ->''"[[SizeShifter HE]]'S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS!"'' |
| 134 | -->-- '''Frenchie''', ''Series/TheBoys2019'' |
| 135 | |
| 136 | ->'''Captain Jack:''' Now, hold on, ladies! I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.\ |
| 137 | '''[[Series/WhatNotToWear Trine-e]]:''' But you're unarmed!\ |
| 138 | '''[[Series/WhatNotToWear Zu-zana]]:''' You're ''naked!''\ |
| 139 | ''(Captain Jack produces a small hand weapon from [[HammerSpace literally out of nowhere]])''\ |
| 140 | '''Zu-zana:''' But... that's a Compact Laser Deluxe!\ |
| 141 | '''Trine-e:''' ''Where'' were you hiding that?!\ |
| 142 | '''Captain Jack:''' [[YouDoNotWantToKnow You]] ''[[YouDoNotWantToKnow really]]'' [[YouDoNotWantToKnow don't wanna know!]] |
| 143 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E12BadWolf Bad Wolf]]" |
| 144 | |
| 145 | ->'''Medical student:''' What's the weirdest thing you've taken out of someone's rectum?\ |
| 146 | '''Dr. Carter:''' Um... bowling trophy. |
| 147 | -->-- ''Series/{{ER}}'' |
| 148 | [[/folder]] |
| 149 | |
| 150 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 151 | ->''Long I have waited to have my revenge\ |
| 152 | To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end\ |
| 153 | So I have gathered a ship and a crew\ |
| 154 | We're sailing to find him, we know what to do\ |
| 155 | On a dark, moonless night, when he least suspects\ |
| 156 | We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect\ |
| 157 | We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars\ |
| 158 | AND SHOVE IT INSIDE OF HIS BIG FUCKIN' ARSE!'' |
| 159 | -->-- '''Music/{{Alestorm}}''', "Fucked with an Anchor" |
| 160 | [[/folder]] |
| 161 | |
| 162 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 163 | ->''Sittin' there useless as two shits\ |
| 164 | Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you\ |
| 165 | Where my shoe fits'' |
| 166 | -->-- '''Alexander Hamilton''', ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'' |
| 167 | [[/folder]] |
| 168 | |
| 169 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 170 | ->''When I've knocked you out with all my bab\ |
| 171 | I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!\ |
| 172 | ([[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Your butt?]]) My butt! ([[OhCrap Your butt!?]]) That's right, my butt! ([[{{Squick}} Ugh!]]) My butt! ([[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ugh!]]) My BUUUUUUUUUUTT!'' |
| 173 | -->-- '''The Great Mighty Poo''' (with participation from '''Conker'''), ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'' |
| 174 | |
| 175 | ->''"I'LL SHOVE THIS FUCKING MISSILE UP ITS ASS AND [[GroinAttack BLOW ITS FUCKING BALLS OFF]]!"'' |
| 176 | -->-- '''Emet''', ''VideoGame/{{Evolve}}'' |
| 177 | |
| 178 | ->'''Emet-Selch:''' Exploring virgin territories, subjugating primitive peoples. All for the glory of Garlemald!\ |
| 179 | '''Thancred:''' If you've brought your ivory standard, I'll be happy to tell you where to stick it. |
| 180 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV: Shadowbringers'' |
| 181 | |
| 182 | ->'''ComicBook/BlackCanary:''' Gonna shove my fist up your...\ |
| 183 | '''ComicBook/{{Brainiac}}:''' [[LampshadeHanging Humans are]] ''[[LampshadeHanging obsessed]]'' [[LampshadeHanging with scatology!]] |
| 184 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2'' |
| 185 | |
| 186 | ->'''ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}:''' Should I summon the shark?\ |
| 187 | '''Comicbook/{{Hellboy}}:''' Shove it up your ass. |
| 188 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2'' |
| 189 | |
| 190 | ->'''[[TheGunslinger Erron Black]]:''' Girls with guns, always hot.\ |
| 191 | '''[[DrillSergeantNasty Sonya Blade]]:''' I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.\ |
| 192 | '''Erron Black:''' ...almost always hot. |
| 193 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' |
| 194 | |
| 195 | ->'''[[OnlySaneMan Bain]]:''' Uh, what sort of noise are we listening for?\ |
| 196 | '''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad]]:''' The kind of noise you'd expect from a goat with five pounds of coke buried in its shitpipe! |
| 197 | -->-- ''VideoGame/PAYDAY2'', ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator'' |
| 198 | |
| 199 | ->''"Get out of my way or I'll break your sword in half and feed it to you at both ends."'' |
| 200 | -->-- '''[[PlayerCharacter The Watcher]]''', ''VideoGame/PillarsOfEternity'' |
| 201 | |
| 202 | ->''"You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse!"'' |
| 203 | -->-- '''The Demoman''' after dominating an Engineer, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' |
| 204 | |
| 205 | ->''"You better start talking, because in five seconds I'm going to put MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS! Then we'll BOTH have to go to a SPECIAL HOSPITAL! Feet up the ass are like arrows, son, you can't just PULL 'em out! They'll have to push my whole body out through your mouth!"'' |
| 206 | -->-- '''Saxton Hale''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' |
| 207 | |
| 208 | ->''"My foot will transform into a [[ShapedLikeItself foot, with your ass wrapped around it.]]"'' |
| 209 | -->-- '''The Soldier''' when he has the Shoestring Budget equipped, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' |
| 210 | |
| 211 | ->''"My axe, Gitsnik, is somewhere in dat pass. A bag of teef to the Orc dat finds it and 'ands it over. Any 'oo fink you're gonna keep it instead, well... you'll find my boot so far up yer arse, you'll be tasting squig-leather until yoo die - which will be straight after!"'' |
| 212 | -->-- '''Grimgor Ironhide''', ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer'' |
| 213 | [[/folder]] |
| 214 | |
| 215 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 216 | ->''"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!"'' |
| 217 | -->-- '''[[Franchise/ToyStory Woody]]''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4WildWildMario Wild, Wild Mario]]" |
| 218 | |
| 219 | ->''PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF YOU WANNA SCREAM\ |
| 220 | AS I FILL YOUR ASS WITH THIS METAL BEAM'' |
| 221 | -->-- '''Donkey Kong''' (to the tune of the [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 DK Rap]]), ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'': "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersTheMemeGames2022 The Meme Games 2022]]" |
| 222 | |
| 223 | ->'''Froggy:''' I mean... what were we doing yesterday?\ |
| 224 | '''Big the Cat:''' Fun!\ |
| 225 | '''Froggy:''' No, that was not "fun". You were shoving me up your ''arse''!\ |
| 226 | '''Big:''' Yeah!\ |
| 227 | '''Froggy:''' That wasn't enjoyable for ''either'' of us!\ |
| 228 | '''Big:''' Yes, it was. |
| 229 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/SonicShorts Volume 3'' |
| 230 | [[/folder]] |
| 231 | |
| 232 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 233 | ->''"Would you put it in your mouth? No! Would you put it up your nose? No! Then don't stick it up your arse! A mucous membrane is a mucous membrane!"'' |
| 234 | -->-- ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' |
| 235 | [[/folder]] |
| 236 | |
| 237 | [[folder:Web Video]] |
| 238 | ->"''I'm gonna shove these fucking games up your ass!''" |
| 239 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' to [[Characters/BatmanTheJoker The Joker]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvs6JDSBqoE Batman (Part 2)]]" |
| 240 | |
| 241 | ->'''Guitar Guy:''' (having just been revived by the Nerd with the A-B-B-A code) I guess somebody needs a favor.\ |
| 242 | '''Nerd:''' Yeah, I need your help...to beat a game.\ |
| 243 | '''GG:''' Let me guess...a shitty game?\ |
| 244 | '''Nerd:''' Yeah, a shitty game: ''Ikari Warriors''.\ |
| 245 | '''GG:''' Yeah, I know that game.\ |
| 246 | '''Nerd:''' Oh, yeah?\ |
| 247 | '''GG:''' Yeah, I know what you could do with that game, too.\ |
| 248 | '''Nerd:''' Uh huh?\ |
| 249 | '''GG:''' Yeah, yeah. You take the game, and you take your ass cheeks as well, and you just open them up really wide, grease up the game and just take it and ''shove it up your ass!'' |
| 250 | -->-- '''''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''''', ''VideoGame/IkariWarriors'' |
| 251 | |
| 252 | ->''"Film/{{Hancock}} defeats people by putting them up other people's asses! That better happen in the new [[Film/TheDarkKnight Dark Knight]] movie! [[Characters/BatmanTheJoker The Joker]] will be like "I am going to kill everyone!" and Franchise/{{Batman}} will be like "You are going inside an ass!" Bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-splut! THE END!'' |
| 253 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]''' |
| 254 | |
| 255 | ->''"Well, have you ever woken up one day and thought "Oh! I want to steal the neighbour's cat, shove its arsehole on the end of a gun, and shoot cowboys in the head THROUGH the cat's arsehole before heading off to do the laundry."?"'' |
| 256 | -->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''' describing ''VideoGame/Postal2'' |
| 257 | |
| 258 | ->''"Will It Fit?" is a trick question. It ''always'' fits!'' |
| 259 | -->-- '''Will It Fit? Host''', ''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'' review of ''Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? Part Two'' |
| 260 | |
| 261 | ->'''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto5 GTA]] Map:''' there's guns, toothpaste and a medkit. i think you know what to do Gray...\ |
| 262 | '''Gray:''' I mean, I think I know what to do, too, but I'm not gonna sit here and say that ''toothpaste'' is the best lubricant that you could have come up with. At least it's a big tube.\ |
| 263 | ''(test screen)'' |
| 264 | -->-- '''WebVideo/GrayStillPlays''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIizZhnwJlM i broke every rule in squid game and this happened]] |
| 265 | |
| 266 | ->''"[driving through an [[VideoGame/MarioKart8 Item Box]] while in second place] Give me something aggressive that I can kill him with. [recieves a Coin] That's a coin. What am I gonna do, shove it down his throat, put it in his butt? That's not gonna hurt him unless I do those things, and you can't do those in Mario Kart. Although, new update, [chuckles] Wave 8: you can shove coins up an opponent's...'' '''butt!''' [laughs] ''Like, 'wow, you added Birdo last time, this time you added that? Eehh, I guess that tracks.'[==]"'' |
| 267 | -->-- '''[=JayMoji=]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55FAKInjkY DONT PLAY THE NEW MARIO KART TRACKS AT 12AM!!]]" |
| 268 | |
| 269 | ->''"Putitinmyass"'' |
| 270 | -->-- '''WebVideo/JobbyTheHong''', one of [[CatchPhrase many times]] |
| 271 | |
| 272 | ->'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' So, Critic, what do you want me to do with [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights this movie?]]\ |
| 273 | '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Stick it up your ass.\ |
| 274 | '''Phelous:''' Alright.\ |
| 275 | '''Critic:''' [[ProductPlacement And for everyone else watching, be sure to visit theawesomestore.com, so that you can not only get that DVD, but other DVDs, to stick up your ass!]]\ |
| 276 | '''Phelous:''' Really? You're just gonna start doing commercials in the middle of reviews now?\ |
| 277 | '''Critic:''' Well, it was either that or another midroll. |
| 278 | -->-- '''''Phelous''' and '''NC's''' joint review of [[Film/ChildsPlay Child's Play 2]]'' |
| 279 | |
| 280 | ->'''K. Rool:''' It's finally mine! The power...of the Crystal Titty! I will now insert it into my [[TrillingRs rrrectum]], to absorb its natural energy...\ |
| 281 | '''Cranky Kong:''' ...That isn't how you use its power!\ |
| 282 | '''K. Rool:''' Oh! [stammering] Of course not! [[IMeantToDoThat I was...only testing you!]]\ |
| 283 | ''[later]''\ |
| 284 | '''K. Rool:''' Now how do I ''use'' it?\ |
| 285 | '''Klumph:''' Did you try sticking it in yo' butt?\ |
| 286 | '''K. Rool:''' N-no!! [[BlatantLies I didn't put it in my butt!]] [sniffs]\ |
| 287 | '''Klumph:''' [[NumberTwoForBrains Well, that's what I would have done.]] |
| 288 | -->-- ''WebVideo/UncleAl's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUOymWLCqE Donkey Kong Country Abridged]]'' |
| 289 | |
| 290 | ->''I'm gonna put you inside of my ass!'' |
| 291 | -->-- '''Pokay''', ''WebVideo/SMPLive'' |
| 292 | |
| 293 | ->''"It is common knowledge about dragons that everybody who likes dragons know that all of them have a key weak point where their armor does not reach: the anus."'' |
| 294 | -->-- '''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', on the pile bunker scene from Season 1 of ''Literature/ArifuretaFromCommonplaceToWorldsStrongest'' |
| 295 | [[/folder]] |
| 296 | |
| 297 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 298 | ->''"I have a question, mother. Why does this chair have no seat?! And ''what...'' IS IN HIS '' ''' ASS?!'''''"'' |
| 299 | -->-- '''Sterling Archer,''' ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}},'' "[[Recap/ArcherS3E8LoScandalo Lo Scandolo]]" |
| 300 | |
| 301 | ->''"Just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awfully hard time dialing it!"'' |
| 302 | -->-- '''Harry Sachz''', ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'' |
| 303 | |
| 304 | ->'''Professor:''' This is a chance for Fry to test out my experimental anti-pressure pill.\ |
| 305 | ''(he produces a large pill that's about the size of his hand)''\ |
| 306 | '''Fry:''' I can't swallow that!\ |
| 307 | '''Professor:''' Well, then, good news. It's a suppository. |
| 308 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "[[Recap/FuturamaS2E12TheDeepSouth The Deep South]]" |
| 309 | |
| 310 | ->''"We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. [Fry opens his mouth] Guess again."'' |
| 311 | -->-- '''Dr. Zoidberg''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "[[Recap/FuturamaS3E2ParasitesLost Parasites Lost]]" |
| 312 | |
| 313 | ->'''Sparks:''' ''(when asked about his punishment in hell)'' Ass full of red hot coals.\ |
| 314 | '''Murphy:''' Ass full of red hot coals. Your, eh, ''entire'' ass? Just packed full of red hot coals?\ |
| 315 | '''Sparks:''' Right to the rim, baby.\ |
| 316 | '''Murphy:''' ''(sighs)'' You lucky bastard. |
| 317 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'', "[[Recap/Sealab2021S2E3ThePolicy The Policy]]" |
| 318 | |
| 319 | ->'''Stan:''' You alright?\ |
| 320 | '''Cartman:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion You know that feeling when that huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass?]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!!]]''' |
| 321 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' after the large alien satellite is retracted back into Cartmans' ass. |
| 322 | |
| 323 | ->'''Henchman 24:''' You're not a Venture brother. Who the hell are you?\ |
| 324 | '''Dermott:''' I'm Hank's friend.\ |
| 325 | '''Henchman 24:''' Yeah, I doubt that.\ |
| 326 | '''Dermott:''' Would you believe I'm Brock Samson's long-lost son?\ |
| 327 | '''Henchman 24:''' If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you so easily.\ |
| 328 | '''Dermott:''' I couldn't run because I got a lighter up my ass.\ |
| 329 | '''Henchman 24:''' Okay, ''now'' I believe you're Hank's friend. |
| 330 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "[[Recap/TheVentureBrosS3E8TearsOfASeaCow Tears of a Sea Cow]]" |
| 331 | |
| 332 | ->'''Scanlan:''' We need to get ''inside'' that dragon.\ |
| 333 | '''Vax:''' Wh- ''Inside?!'' Through a mouth full of acid?! No way!\ |
| 334 | '''Scanlan:''' There is a way. The ''other'' way.\ |
| 335 | '''Vax:''' ''(look of pure disgust)'' |
| 336 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfVoxMachina'', "[[Recap/TheLegendOfVoxMachinas02E11BellyOfTheBeast Belly of the Beast]]" |
| 337 | [[/folder]] |
| 338 | |
| 339 | [[folder:Wrestling]] |
| 340 | ->''"Take [this/that] [noun]... SHIIIIIIIIINE it up reeeeeeal nice... turn that sumbitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"'' |
| 341 | -->-- '''[[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]''' |
| 342 | |
| 343 | ->'''Wrestling/SheltonBenjamin:''' I can do things in this ring that nobody else can do.\ |
| 344 | '''Wrestling/ChrisJericho:''' Well, can you take that title and shove it up your ass? |
| 345 | -->-- ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', April 11th, 2005 |
| 346 | |
| 347 | [[/folder]] |
| 348 | |
| 349 | [[folder:Miscellaneous]] |
| 350 | ->''"When the ace airman first arrived at No. 47 Squadron, one rogue had the temerity to suggest that the dusky, fine-featured fellow was a [[SweetPollyOliver woman in disguise!]] But everyone agreed afterwards that no woman would beat a man senseless with a large cucumber, then shove his head up the rear end of a startled French cow."'' |
| 351 | -->-- '''Giggles Bags the Borg''' |
| 352 | |
| 353 | ->''"The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic. I had four Rubik's Cubes jammed up there one day on a bet with Brian Dennehy when a heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippy burst into my trailer and punched me right in the solar plexus. I shat out all four cubes and damned if they didn't emerge solved."'' |
| 354 | -->-- '''Creator/PattonOswalt''', doing an impression of Robert Evans |
| 355 | |
| 356 | ->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, VideoGame/WarioWare--Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"'' |
| 357 | -->-- '''Chad Wardenn''' |
| 358 | |
| 359 | ->''"[[MemeticMutation To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans]] ''[[MemeticMutation up my ass.]]'' And it's 24 hours later, and I ain't find nothing yet."'' |
| 360 | -->-- '''[[https://youtu.be/D7eQzUrUMvU?si=z3UypvpLOxXWxK1W Anonymous Woman]]''' |
| 361 | [[/folder]] |
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