History Quotes / AcceptableTargets

->''Roxy''': Who're killin' next? Do you take requests? Because I was thinking maybe some [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashians]], my gym coach, people who give high fives -- really, ''any'' jock -- [[{{Film/Twilight}} Twihards]], people who talk about punk rock. (Who else really rips my cock off?)\\
'''Frank''': Get off the bed!

-->-- [[http://shabogangraffiti.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/10_20.html Shabogan Graffiti]] on [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS1E13ThePartingoftheWays}} "The Parting of the Ways"]]

->''"I ''love'' hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."''

->''"There is no hell. There is only {{France}}."''

->''"The other night I went to a Chinese-German restaurant down the street. The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power."''

->''"Corporate America: ''Killing art.''"''

->''"Rural satanists. Of course it's rural satanists."''

->''"Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] to the Daleks, if you ask me.)"''

->''"One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown him in his own piss?' the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply."''

->''"The Dolphins even suck in ''[[VideoGame/MaddenNFL Madden]]'' every year."''

->''"That’s the great thing about doing this column on the Internet: We can smack-talk the Amish all we want; they’ll never know."''

->''"Oh my, I guess Mark Trail [[SaveTheVillain rescuing his antagonists from fiery car crashes]] to show his dominance over them is a story element of the past! Under ''MarkTrail''[=’=]s new management, Mark pulls you from a fiery car crash to show his magnanimity, rushes you to a hospital … and then you die, from your animal-poaching sins...I deem this a tough but fair punishment of an unpleasant fictional character for rhino-murder.\\\
I would have very much enjoyed hearing this doctor explain to Mark and Lori exactly why Chris died. 'His injuries didn’t seem life-threatening at first, but despite our best efforts his wounds became infected almost immediately. It’s as if no matter how much we cleaned him, he was always … ''dirty''.'”''

->''"Before the corn syrup industry [[{{Eagleland}} rewrote our country's DNA to be mostly pancake]], being obese was a bit of a novelty. If you sent a pair of today's average-size pants back to [[TheFifties 1950]], they would assume it was some kind of 15-man parachute and drop an airborne squad into Korea. So it's understandable that ''[[Franchise/ArchieCOmics Little Archie]]'' and his writers had no idea how to deal with fat people...Despite her nearly supernatural weight issues, Bubbles had her fair share of suitors. Unfortunately, the boys were only interested in her ice cream. I think this was supposed to be funny, but afterward the author literally devoted half a page to Bubbles silently crying about it. The note to the artist probably said, 'Bubbles plods into the shadows, weeping, her stupid ham face desperately trying to brine itself. She deserves all of this pain. All of it.'"''
-->--'''''{{Seanbaby}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/ "8 Bizarre Horrors Found in the Squarest Comic Book Ever"]]

->''"Why is it always about Congress with Deceased Crab? He won't stop making fun of Congress. It's so easy! And no one is ever gonna take offense. You should try it!"''

->''"Over the past 20 years, there have been five bands[[note]]{{Bush}}, HootieAndTheBlowfish, LimpBizkit and the ones the author went to see in the same night, {{Creed}} and {{Nickelback}}[[/note]] totally acceptable to hate reflexively (and by "totally acceptable," I mean that the casual hater wouldn't even have to provide a justification — he or she could just openly hate them and no one would question why)."''

-->--'''''{{Seanbaby}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/ "8 Bizarre Horrors Found n the Squarest Comic Book Ever"]]

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/02/outside-government-2-k-9-and-company.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/K9AndCompany''

-->--'''''TheComicsCurmudgeon''''', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23283 "Rhino's Revenge"]]

!!!Fiction
->''"I ''love'' hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."''
-->-- '''Marv''', ''SinCity''

!!!RealLife

->''"Rural satanists. Of course it's rural satanists."

-->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing The Enemies And His Family Too]], Section 8: Who You Shoot On Sight''', by Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, ''SCPFoundation''.

-->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing The Enemies And His Family Too]], Section 8: Who You Shoot On Sight, Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov''', ''SCPFoundation''.

-->-- [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn "Killing The Enemies And His Family Too"]], Section 8: Who You Shoot On Sight, Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, ''SCPFoundation''.

->''"Over the past 20 years, there have been five bands[[hottip:*:{{Bush}}, HootieAndTheBlowfish, LimpBizkit and the ones the author went to see in the same night, {{Creed}} and {{Nickelback}}]] totally acceptable to hate reflexively (and by "totally acceptable," I mean that the casual hater wouldn't even have to provide a justification — he or she could just openly hate them and no one would question why)."''

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