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14th Dec '15 1:07:22 AM StFan
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->Oh my, I guess Mark Trail [[SaveTheVillain rescuing his antagonists from fiery car crashes]] to show his dominance over them is a story element of the past! Under ''MarkTrail''[=’=]s new management, Mark pulls you from a fiery car crash to show his magnanimity, rushes you to a hospital … and then you die, from your animal-poaching sins...I deem this a tough but fair punishment of an unpleasant fictional character for rhino-murder.\\\ I would have very much enjoyed hearing this doctor explain to Mark and Lori exactly why Chris died. ''"His injuries didn’t seem life-threatening at first, but despite our best efforts his wounds became infected almost immediately. It’s as if no matter how much we cleaned him, he was always … ''dirty''."'' -->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23283 "Rhino's Revenge"]]
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->Oh my, I guess Mark Trail [[SaveTheVillain rescuing his antagonists from fiery car crashes]] to show his dominance over them is a story element of the past! Under ''MarkTrail''[=’=]s ''ComicStrip/MarkTrail''[='=]s new management, Mark pulls you from a fiery car crash to show his magnanimity, rushes you to a hospital … hospital... and then you die, from your animal-poaching sins...sins... I deem this a tough but fair punishment of an unpleasant fictional character for rhino-murder.\\\ I would have very much enjoyed hearing this doctor explain to Mark and Lori exactly why Chris died. ''"His injuries didn’t didn't seem life-threatening at first, but despite our best efforts his wounds became infected almost immediately. It’s It's as if no matter how much we cleaned him, he was always … always... ''dirty''."'' -->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''', -->-- '''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23283 "Rhino's Revenge"]]
23rd Nov '15 4:58:39 AM hamonrye
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->When you pay $1,239 (which is [[CrackIsCheaper the average price of a NYC theater ticket]] nowadays) to see a show, the last thing you want to deal with is rude audience members who don’t know how to act right and ruin your theater-going experience. Some messes still don’t get it and shit has gotten so crazy that an {{attention whore}} wreck recently got on stage during a performance of the Broadway play ''Hand to God'' and tried to plug his phone into a fake outlet. Well, if Broadway star and [[Series/LifeGoesOn Corky’s mom]] Patti [=LuPone=] was in that show and was on stage at the time, he would’ve gone home without his phone… because it would have still been attached to the hand she ripped off. Patti has long been a crusader in the anti-rude theatergoers movement and last night, she slipped another victory under her belt when she checked a texter during a show.
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->When you pay $1,239 (which is [[CrackIsCheaper the average price of a NYC theater ticket]] nowadays) to see a show, the last thing you want to deal with is rude audience members who don’t know how to act right and ruin your theater-going experience. Some messes still don’t get it and shit has gotten so crazy that an {{attention whore}} wreck recently got on stage during a performance of the Broadway play ''Hand to God'' and tried to plug his phone into a fake outlet. Well, if Broadway star and [[Series/LifeGoesOn Corky’s mom]] Patti [=LuPone=] was in that show and was on stage at the time, he would’ve gone home without his phone… because it would have still been attached to the hand she ripped off. Patti has long been a crusader in the anti-rude theatergoers movement and last night, she slipped another victory under her belt when she checked a texter during a show.

->No, she didn’t sing a duet with her daddy. -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/11/20/miley-cyrus-performed-with-a-big-dick-last-night/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/MileyCyrus Performed With A Big Dick Last Night"
23rd Nov '15 4:58:00 AM hamonrye
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->No, she didn’t sing a duet with her daddy. -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/11/20/miley-cyrus-performed-with-a-big-dick-last-night/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/MileyCyrus Performed With A Big Dick Last Night"
26th Oct '15 4:53:31 PM bonesawisready
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->''"Perivale feels like [[StepfordSuburbia a real late eighties British suburb]]....It’s a nice touch – if a little on the nose – that the predatory teenager changes out of his working class clothes and into a yuppie’s business suit. He even wears sunglasses to conceal his cheetah eyes, and talks in yuppie clichés."'' -->-- '''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/12/12/doctor-who-survival-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS26E4Survival}} "Survival"]]
11th Oct '15 6:40:39 PM hamonrye
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[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]

->There is no hell. There is only {{France}}. -->--'''Music/FrankZappa''' ->The other night I went to a Chinese-German restaurant down the street. The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power. -->--'''Dick Cavett'''

->Corporate America: '''Killing art.''' -->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'' on ''Film/{{Xanadu}}'' ->I don’t think there’s a billionaire on Earth who hasn’t ruined a life or two in the process of collecting all that money. (NOTE: I would ruin a life to make a billion dollars, preferably Music/ChrisBrown’s.) -->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-world-is-a-hurtful-goddamn-mess-a-message-to-the-c-1705199034 Drew Magary]]''' ->"[[Film/TrueLies This whole movie]], these terrorists have just been inept clowns. It's just--And then it just ends with him on a Wile E. Coyote missile."\\ "(guffaws) Yeah, [[Creator/JamesCameron Cameron]] was not sympathetic to the terrorists at all." -->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfUFhvmVFw Arnold Schwarzenegger Kill Count]]''
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->Corporate America: '''Killing art.''' -->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'' on ''Film/{{Xanadu}}'' ->I don’t think there’s a billionaire on Earth who hasn’t ruined a life or two in [[AC:Web Animation]] ->One of the process many advantages of collecting all Nazis is that money. (NOTE: I would ruin a life to make a billion dollars, preferably Music/ChrisBrown’s.) -->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-world-is-a-hurtful-goddamn-mess-a-message-to-the-c-1705199034 Drew Magary]]''' ->"[[Film/TrueLies This whole movie]], these terrorists you don't have just been inept clowns. It's just--And then it just ends with to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown him on a Wile E. Coyote missile."\\ "(guffaws) Yeah, [[Creator/JamesCameron Cameron]] in his own piss?' the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was not sympathetic to the terrorists at all." -->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfUFhvmVFw Arnold Schwarzenegger Kill Count]]'' busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply. -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder'' [[AC:Web Original]]

-->-- [[http://shabogangraffiti.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/10_20.html Shabogan Graffiti]] on [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays "The Parting of the Ways"]]
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-->-- [[http://shabogangraffiti.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/10_20.html Shabogan Graffiti]] Jack Graham]] on [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays "The Parting of the Ways"]]

->One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown him in his own piss?' the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply. -->--'''''WebAnimatiom/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

->One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown him in his own piss?' the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply. -->--'''''WebAnimatiom/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

->One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't [[AC:Web Video]] ->"[[Film/TrueLies This whole movie]], these terrorists have to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown just been inept clowns. It's just--And then it just ends with him in his own piss?' on a Wile E. Coyote missile."\\ "(guffaws) Yeah, [[Creator/JamesCameron Cameron]] was not sympathetic to the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply. -->--'''''WebAnimatiom/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder'' terrorists at all." -->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfUFhvmVFw Arnold Schwarzenegger Kill Count]]''

->Over the past 20 years, there have been five bands[[note]]{{Bush}}, HootieAndTheBlowfish, LimpBizkit and the ones the author went to see in the same night, {{Creed}} and {{Nickelback}}[[/note]] totally acceptable to hate reflexively (and by "totally acceptable," I mean that the casual hater wouldn't even have to provide a justification — he or she could just openly hate them and no one would question why).
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->Over ->''"Over the past 20 years, there have been five bands[[note]]{{Bush}}, HootieAndTheBlowfish, LimpBizkit bands[[note]]{{Music/Bush}}, Music/HootieAndTheBlowfish, Music/LimpBizkit and the ones the author went to see in the same night, {{Creed}} {{Music/Creed}} and {{Nickelback}}[[/note]] {{Music/Nickelback}}[[/note]] totally acceptable to hate reflexively (and by "totally acceptable," I mean that the casual hater wouldn't even have to provide a justification — he or she could just openly hate them and no one would question why)."''

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[[AC:Web Video]] ->Corporate America: '''Killing art.''' -->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'' on ''Film/{{Xanadu}}'' [[AC:RealLife]] ->There is no hell. There is only {{France}}. -->--'''Music/FrankZappa''' ->The other night I went to a Chinese-German restaurant down the street. The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power. -->--'''Dick Cavett'''
9th Oct '15 8:33:02 AM hamonrye
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->''Roxy''': Who're killin' next? Do you take requests? Because I was thinking maybe some [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashians]], my gym coach, people who give high fives -- really, ''any'' jock -- [[{{Film/Twilight}} Twihards]], people who talk about punk rock. (Who else really rips my cock off?)\\ '''Frank''': Get off the bed!
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->''Roxy''': ->'''Roxy''': Who're killin' next? Do you take requests? Because I was thinking maybe some [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashians]], my gym coach, people who give high fives -- really, ''any'' jock -- [[{{Film/Twilight}} Twihards]], people who talk about punk rock. (Who else really rips my cock off?)\\ '''Frank''': Get off the bed!bed!\\
9th Oct '15 8:32:52 AM hamonrye
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->''Roxy''': Who're killin' next? Do you take requests? Because I was thinking maybe some [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashians]], my gym coach, people who give high fives -- really, ''any'' jock -- [[{{Film/Twilight}} Twihards]], people who talk about punk rock. (Who else really rips my cock off?)\\ '''Frank''': Get off the bed! '''Roxy''': Oh, Mormons and other religious assholes who won't let gay people be married. And adult women who call their tits 'the girls'. -->--''Film/GodBlessAmerica''
6th Aug '15 11:09:06 AM johnnyfog
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->When you pay $1,239 (which is [[CrackIsCheaper the average price of a NYC theater ticket]] nowadays) to see a show, the last thing you want to deal with is rude audience members who don’t know how to act right and ruin your theater-going experience. Some messes still don’t get it and shit has gotten so crazy that an {{attention whore}} wreck recently got on stage during a performance of the Broadway play ''Hand to God'' and tried to plug his phone into a fake outlet. Well, if Broadway star and [[Series/LifeGoesOn Corky’s mom]] Patti [=LuPone=] was in that show and was on stage at the time, he would’ve gone home without his phone… because it would have still been attached to the hand she ripped off. Patti has long been a crusader in the anti-rude theatergoers movement and last night, she slipped another victory under her belt when she checked a texter during a show. -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/09/patti-lupone-is-an-american-hero/#more-184326 Michael K.]]''', "Patti [=LuPone=] is an American Hero"
30th Jul '15 8:55:10 PM johnnyfog
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->I don’t think there’s a billionaire on Earth who hasn’t ruined a life or two in the process of collecting all that money. (NOTE: I would ruin a life to make a billion dollars, preferably Music/ChrisBrown’s.) -->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-world-is-a-hurtful-goddamn-mess-a-message-to-the-c-1705199034 Drew Magary]]'''
10th Jun '15 11:45:34 AM StFan
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-->-- [[http://shabogangraffiti.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/10_20.html Shabogan Graffiti]] on [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS1E13ThePartingoftheWays}} "The Parting of the Ways"]]
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-->-- [[http://shabogangraffiti.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/10_20.html Shabogan Graffiti]] on [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS1E13ThePartingoftheWays}} [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays "The Parting of the Ways"]]
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