History Quotes / AcceptableTargets

->''"Over the past 20 years, there have been five bands[[note]]{{Music/Bush}}, Music/HootieAndTheBlowfish, Music/LimpBizkit and the ones the author went to see in the same night, {{Music/Creed}} and {{Music/Nickelback}}[[/note]] totally acceptable to hate reflexively (and by "totally acceptable," I mean that the casual hater wouldn't even have to provide a justification — he or she could just openly hate them and no one would question why)."''

-->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing The Enemies And His Family Too]], Section 8: Who You Shoot On Sight''', by Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''.

-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'' on ''Film/{{Xanadu}}''

-->-- ''Film/Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''

->''"The other night I went to a Chinese-German restaurant down the street. The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power."''

-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/02/outside-government-2-k-9-and-company.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''K-9 and Company''

->'''The Doctor''': Also, I believe our forces are being [[CurbstompBattle quite literally slaughtered.]]
->'''The Major''': Oh, who gives a shit? [[ThoseWackyNazis They're Nazis!]]
-->--''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

-->--''WebVideo/HellsingAbridged''

->''"Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] [[InsultsToRocks to the Daleks]], if you ask me.)"''

->''"Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] to the Daleks, if you ask me.)"''

->''"Rural satanists. Of course it's rural satanists."''

->''"1) Chechens - Shoot on sight.\\
2) Bears - Shoot on sight.\\
3) Wolves - Shoot on sight.\\
4) Fascists - Shoot on sight.\\
5) Zombies - Consult with Dr. Mann first.\\
6) Rabid dogs - Shoot on sight.\\
7) Chaos Insurgents - Shoot on sight. Show no mercy. These are less than human.\\
8) SCP-682 - Most of the time you will not even see SCP-682. But you must prepare for all things, and this is something to prepare for. SCP-682 is a soulless monster and should be shot repeatedly until he is deads.\\
9) Vegetarians - These people [[SceneryCensor know nothing about f]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing The Enemies And His Family Too]], Section 8: Who You Shoot On Sight''', by Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''.

-->--Creator/BenCroshaw, ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exiC9g62E review]] of ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

->''"One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown him in his own piss?' the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply."''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

->''[[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder New Order]] has some surprisingly strong story-telling chops. One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. "Hey, this guy's a Nazi, would you like to drown him in his own piss?" the game might ask. "Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss," we might reply. But despite that, New Order puts the effort into making hating Nazis feel fresh again. One of the first things we do is watch a soldier shoot a room full of hospital patients before we stab him right up the lebensraum, and the principal villains only need to smile and play card games to become infinitely hateable.''
-->--Creator/BenCroshaw, ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exiC9g62E review]] of ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

->''"There is no hell. There is only {{France}}."''

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->I ''love'' hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.

-->--''Film/GodBlessAmerica''

->One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown him in his own piss?' the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

->Rural satanists. Of course it's rural satanists.
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/02/outside-government-2-k-9-and-company.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''K-9 and Company''

->Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] to the Daleks, if you ask me.)

->When you pay $1,239 (which is [[CrackIsCheaper the average price of a NYC theater ticket]] nowadays) to see a show, the last thing you want to deal with is rude audience members who don’t know how to act right and ruin your theater-going experience. Some messes still don’t get it and shit has gotten so crazy that an {{attention whore}} wreck recently got on stage during a performance of the Broadway play ''Hand to God'' and tried to plug his phone into a fake outlet. Well, if Broadway star and [[Series/LifeGoesOn Corky’s mom]] Patti [=LuPone=] was in that show and was on stage at the time, he would’ve gone home without his phone… because it would have still been attached to the hand she ripped off.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/09/patti-lupone-is-an-american-hero/#more-184326 Michael K.]]''', "Patti [=LuPone=] is an American Hero"

->The Dolphins even suck in ''[[VideoGame/MaddenNFL Madden]]'' every year.
-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Miami Dolphins]]'''"

->That’s the great thing about doing this column on the Internet: We can smack-talk the Amish all we want; they’ll never know.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-episode-10-6-harvest/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Harvest")

->Oh my, I guess Mark Trail [[SaveTheVillain rescuing his antagonists from fiery car crashes]] to show his dominance over them is a story element of the past! Under ''ComicStrip/MarkTrail''[='=]s new management, Mark pulls you from a fiery car crash to show his magnanimity, rushes you to a hospital... and then you die, from your animal-poaching sins... I deem this a tough but fair punishment of an unpleasant fictional character for rhino-murder.\\\

->"[[Film/TrueLies This whole movie]], these terrorists have just been inept clowns. It's just--And then it just ends with him on a Wile E. Coyote missile."\\
"(guffaws) Yeah, [[Creator/JamesCameron Cameron]] was not sympathetic to the terrorists at all."
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfUFhvmVFw Arnold Schwarzenegger Kill Count]]''

->Why is it always about Congress with Deceased Crab? He won't stop making fun of Congress. It's so easy! And no one is ever gonna take offense. You should try it!

->1) Chechens - Shoot on sight.\\

9) Vegetarians - These people [[SceneryCensor know nothing about f]]

->Corporate America: '''Killing art.'''

->There is no hell. There is only {{France}}.
-->--'''Music/FrankZappa'''

->The other night I went to a Chinese-German restaurant down the street. The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power.
-->--'''Dick Cavett'''

-->-- '''Marv''', ''SinCity''

->Oh my, I guess Mark Trail [[SaveTheVillain rescuing his antagonists from fiery car crashes]] to show his dominance over them is a story element of the past! Under ''MarkTrail''[=’=]s new management, Mark pulls you from a fiery car crash to show his magnanimity, rushes you to a hospital … and then you die, from your animal-poaching sins...I deem this a tough but fair punishment of an unpleasant fictional character for rhino-murder.\\\
I would have very much enjoyed hearing this doctor explain to Mark and Lori exactly why Chris died. ''"His injuries didn’t seem life-threatening at first, but despite our best efforts his wounds became infected almost immediately. It’s as if no matter how much we cleaned him, he was always … ''dirty''."''
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23283 "Rhino's Revenge"]]

->When you pay $1,239 (which is [[CrackIsCheaper the average price of a NYC theater ticket]] nowadays) to see a show, the last thing you want to deal with is rude audience members who don’t know how to act right and ruin your theater-going experience. Some messes still don’t get it and shit has gotten so crazy that an {{attention whore}} wreck recently got on stage during a performance of the Broadway play ''Hand to God'' and tried to plug his phone into a fake outlet. Well, if Broadway star and [[Series/LifeGoesOn Corky’s mom]] Patti [=LuPone=] was in that show and was on stage at the time, he would’ve gone home without his phone… because it would have still been attached to the hand she ripped off. Patti has long been a crusader in the anti-rude theatergoers movement and last night, she slipped another victory under her belt when she checked a texter during a show.

->No, she didn’t sing a duet with her daddy.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/11/20/miley-cyrus-performed-with-a-big-dick-last-night/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/MileyCyrus Performed With A Big Dick Last Night"

->There is no hell. There is only {{France}}.
-->--'''Music/FrankZappa'''

->The other night I went to a Chinese-German restaurant down the street. The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power.
-->--'''Dick Cavett'''

->Corporate America: '''Killing art.'''
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'' on ''Film/{{Xanadu}}''

->I don’t think there’s a billionaire on Earth who hasn’t ruined a life or two in the process of collecting all that money. (NOTE: I would ruin a life to make a billion dollars, preferably Music/ChrisBrown’s.)
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-world-is-a-hurtful-goddamn-mess-a-message-to-the-c-1705199034 Drew Magary]]'''

->"[[Film/TrueLies This whole movie]], these terrorists have just been inept clowns. It's just--And then it just ends with him on a Wile E. Coyote missile."\\
"(guffaws) Yeah, [[Creator/JamesCameron Cameron]] was not sympathetic to the terrorists at all."
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfUFhvmVFw Arnold Schwarzenegger Kill Count]]''

-->-- [[http://shabogangraffiti.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/10_20.html Shabogan Graffiti]] on [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays "The Parting of the Ways"]]

->One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown him in his own piss?' the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply.
-->--'''''WebAnimatiom/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

->Over the past 20 years, there have been five bands[[note]]{{Bush}}, HootieAndTheBlowfish, LimpBizkit and the ones the author went to see in the same night, {{Creed}} and {{Nickelback}}[[/note]] totally acceptable to hate reflexively (and by "totally acceptable," I mean that the casual hater wouldn't even have to provide a justification — he or she could just openly hate them and no one would question why).