History Quotes / AcceptableTargets

15th Nov '17 11:31:43 PM Zaptech
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->'''The Doctor''': Also, I believe our forces are being [[CurbstompBattle quite literally slaughtered.]]
->'''The Major''': Oh, who gives a shit? [[ThoseWackyNazis They're Nazis!]]
-->--''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
29th Sep '17 10:42:00 AM nighttrainfm
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->''"Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] [[InsultsToRocks to the Daleks]], if you ask me.)"''

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->''"Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] [[InsultsToRocks [[InsultToRocks to the Daleks]], if you ask me.)"''
29th Sep '17 10:41:46 AM nighttrainfm
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->''"Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] to the Daleks, if you ask me.)"''

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->''"Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] [[InsultsToRocks to the Daleks, Daleks]], if you ask me.)"''
10th Sep '17 8:56:51 PM Argon2
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->''"Rural satanists. Of course it's rural satanists."''

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->''"Rural satanists. Satanists. Of course it's rural satanists.Satanists."''
3rd Jun '17 7:40:13 PM KhymChanur
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->''"1) Chechens - Shoot on sight.\\
2) Bears - Shoot on sight.\\
3) Wolves - Shoot on sight.\\
4) Fascists - Shoot on sight.\\
5) Zombies - Consult with Dr. Mann first.\\
6) Rabid dogs - Shoot on sight.\\
7) Chaos Insurgents - Shoot on sight. Show no mercy. These are less than human.\\
8) SCP-682 - Most of the time you will not even see SCP-682. But you must prepare for all things, and this is something to prepare for. SCP-682 is a soulless monster and should be shot repeatedly until he is deads.\\
9) Vegetarians - These people [[SceneryCensor know nothing about f]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing The Enemies And His Family Too]], Section 8: Who You Shoot On Sight''', by Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''.



->''"1) Chechens - Shoot on sight.\\
2) Bears - Shoot on sight.\\
3) Wolves - Shoot on sight.\\
4) Fascists - Shoot on sight.\\
5) Zombies - Consult with Dr. Mann first.\\
6) Rabid dogs - Shoot on sight.\\
7) Chaos Insurgents - Shoot on sight. Show no mercy. These are less than human.\\
8) SCP-682 - Most of the time you will not even see SCP-682. But you must prepare for all things, and this is something to prepare for. SCP-682 is a soulless monster and should be shot repeatedly until he is deads.\\
9) Vegetarians - These people [[SceneryCensor know nothing about f]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing The Enemies And His Family Too]], Section 8: Who You Shoot On Sight''', by Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''.
30th Jan '17 3:13:49 PM ErebusElysium
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-->--Creator/BenCroshaw, ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exiC9g62E review]] of ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

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-->--Creator/BenCroshaw, -->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exiC9g62E review]] of ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''
30th Jan '17 3:13:34 PM ErebusElysium
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->''"One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. 'Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want to drown him in his own piss?' the game might ask. 'Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' we might reply."''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

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->''"One ->''[[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder New Order]] has some surprisingly strong story-telling chops. One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. 'Hey, "Hey, this guy's a Nazi, want would you like to drown him in his own piss?' piss?" the game might ask. 'Sorry, "Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss,' piss," we might reply."''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on
reply. But despite that, New Order puts the effort into making hating Nazis feel fresh again. One of the first things we do is watch a soldier shoot a room full of hospital patients before we stab him right up the lebensraum, and the principal villains only need to smile and play card games to become infinitely hateable.''
-->--Creator/BenCroshaw, ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exiC9g62E review]] of
''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''



->''[[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder New Order]] has some surprisingly strong story-telling chops. One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. "Hey, this guy's a Nazi, would you like to drown him in his own piss?" the game might ask. "Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss," we might reply. But despite that, New Order puts the effort into making hating Nazis feel fresh again. One of the first things we do is watch a soldier shoot a room full of hospital patients before we stab him right up the lebensraum, and the principal villains only need to smile and play card games to become infinitely hateable.''
-->--Creator/BenCroshaw, ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exiC9g62E review]] of ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''
30th Jan '17 3:13:09 PM ErebusElysium
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->''[[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder New Order]] has some surprisingly strong story-telling chops. One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. "Hey, this guy's a Nazi, would you like to drown him in his own piss?" the game might ask. "Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss," we might reply. But despite that, New Order puts the effort into making hating Nazis feel fresh again. One of the first things we do is watch a soldier shoot a room full of hospital patients before we stab him right up the lebensraum, and the principal villains only need to smile and play card games to become infinitely hateable.''
-->--Creator/BenCroshaw, ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exiC9g62E review]] of ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''
11th Aug '16 4:30:55 AM Morgenthaler
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->''"There is no hell. There is only {{France}}."''

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->''"There is no hell. There is only {{France}}.UsefulNotes/{{France}}."''
24th Jul '16 3:45:15 PM Zaptech
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->'''Willingham:''' Uh, so, sir? What's the over-under on any of us finishing this mission alive?
->'''Pip:''' About as good as any of us actually getting laid tonight.
->'''Willingham:''' I don't know, those vampires [[BlackComedy do look kind of rapey.]]
->'''Mercenary:''' [[DudeNotFunny Holy shit, dude!]]
->'''Willingham:''' OH WHO THE FUCK AM I OFFENDING, THE ''NAZIS?!''
-->--''WebVideo/HellsingAbridged''
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