History Quotes / AWizarddidIt

-> '''Red Mage''': So, you're the one responsible for all the weird, nonsensical stuff that happens in our world, right?\\

->''"Remember that we're talking about ''The Force'' here. At this point, Malak himself could drop out of the sky and I wouldn't bat an eyelash."''
-->-- '''Canderous Ordo''', ''KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

->''"Every break with the laws of physics is explained with 'It’s a Batman movie,' which is a total cop-out. An honest one, which is entirely valid, but still!"

-->-- ''WebOriginal/{{Atop the Fourth Wall}}''

-->-- ''WebOriginal/{{Atop the Fourth Wall}}''

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->''"Remember that we're talking about ''The Force'' here. At this point [[BiggerBad Revan himself]] could drop out of the sky and I wouldn't bat an eyelash."''
-->-- '''Canderous Ordo''', ''KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'' ([[spoiler:[[ItWasHisSled of course]], [[TomatoInTheMirror Revan does]]]])

->"There are no continuity errors in the Discworld novels. There are, however, alternate pasts."
-->--[[Creator/TerryPratchett Sir Terry Pratchett]], jokingly invoking the intoduction of TimeTravel in ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime'' as the Wizard

->"The Sandflow Caves are named because volcanic activity below causes the sand to be constantly shifting, flowing up and down the cave walls. What do you mean, 'volcanic activity wouldn't cause that'? It must be magic, then. Yes. A wizard did it."
-->--The Encyclopedia of MARDEK RPG Chapter 3

-> '''Red Mage''': So, you're the one responsible for all the weird, nonsensical stuff that happens in our world, right?
-> '''Sarda''': Yup!
-> '''Thief''': Why?
-> '''Sarda''': I am as old as magic and have ultimate power over creation. Do I need a reason?

-> '''Gabe''': So I had my [[BigBadEvilGuy main villain]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Fell Nefaros]], be '''de'''born into an Unliver. And now my players are in revolt! They say the [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons rules]] don't support reverse necromancy!
-> '''Tycho''': Enough. You know what you tell 'em? '''Magic.'''
-> '''Gabe''': Sure, but how did he...
-> '''Tycho''': He's a wizard, and he used magic.
-> '''Gabe''': I get that, but in the context of...
-> '''Tycho''': '''''MAGIC!'''''
-->--''PennyArcade''

->''This is the beginning of the automatic scrolling area, for no reason. I guess the local wizard was like "yeah, I haven't done anything unexplainable by now, yep, let's tie up the loose ends..."''

->''You really shouldn't make these things in quantities this large. If you end up with more than about 16 million of any given item, you'll lose the excess, which means you'll lose Meat. This is because of... a... wizard. Yeah. A wizard. A wizard who doesn't like numbers larger than 16 million.''
-->-- a ''KingdomOfLoathing'' error message

'''Linkara''': Explain it? [[JoeQuesada It's magic!]] ''[[JoeQuesada I don't have to explain it!]]''\\
- ''WebOriginal/{{Atop the Fourth Wall}}''

->'''Tycho:''' [[TheTalk You told]] him {{a Wizard did it}}?
->'''Gabe:''' I don't know! I panicked!
->'''Tycho:''' Why didn't you just tell him the truth?
->'''Gabe:''' I DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!
-->--''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/1/18/ Fundamental Assertions]]"

->"It's magic. Possibility seldom factors."
-->--'''[[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20050830.html Ardam]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}''

->''There are two kinds of magic in the world: Magic as a force that can grant the wondrous... and then there's narrative magic. The kind where we get the classic phrase:"It's magic we don't have to explain it".

-->-- '''Canderous Ordo''' explains the plot of ''KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'' ([[spoiler:[[ItWasHisSled of course]], [[TomatoInTheMirror Revan does]]]])

->How did the menly men of ''VideoGame/{{Team Fortress|2}}'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext appear at a tenth century battlement?]] Simple. ''The Soldier angered a magician.''
-->-- The official ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' blog, "[[LandDownunder Australian]] Christmas"

-> '''Miss Pauling:''' First things first. How did [[CloudCuckooLander Soldier]] become a public defender?
-> '''Spy:''' [[NoodleIncident It's a long story]], but chapter one: His roommate is a magician. Should I continue?
-> '''Miss Pauling:''' You know what? Nevermind.

-->--[[strike:Terry]] Sir Terry Pratchett, jokingly invoking the intoduction of TimeTravel in ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime'' as the Wizard

-> '''Gabe''': So I had my [[BigBadEvilGuy main villain]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Fell Nefaros]], be '''de'''born into an Unliver. And now my players are in revolt! They say the [[DungeonsAndDragons rules]] don't support reverse necromancy!

- ''{{Atop the Fourth Wall}}''

-->-- ''TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror X"

-->-- ''{{Atop the Fourth Wall}}''

->How did the menly men of ''{{Team Fortress|2}}'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext appear at a tenth century battlement?]] Simple. ''The Soldier angered a magician.''

-->-- The official ''TeamFortress2'' blog, "[[LandDownunder Australian]] Christmas"

-->-- ''TeamFortress2's'' supplemental comics, "A Smissmas Story"

-->-- ''{{Eight Bit Theater}}''

-->-- The official ''TeamFortress2'' blog, "A Smissmas Story"

->How did the menly men of ''{{Team Fortress|2}}'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext appear at a tenth century battlement?]] Simple. ''The Soldier angered a magician.''
-->-- ''The Official ''TeamFortress2'' Blog'', ''[[LandDownunder Australian]] Christmas''

'''Lucy Lawless:''' Wizard!\\
- ''TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror X"

-->--'''[[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20050830.html Ardam]]''', ''{{ADVENTURERS}}!''

-->--[[strike:Terry]] Sir Terry Pratchett, jokingly invoking the intoduction of TimeTravel in ''{{Discworld}}/ThiefOfTime'' as the Wizard

->''"It seems that [[{{Phlebotinum}} Adam]] has become the equivalent of the force in StarWars - all purpose plot cavity insulation."''
-->--[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] on the numerous unresolved plot threads in ''{{Bioshock}} 2''

->''There are two kinds of magic in the world: Magic as a force that can grant the wondrous... and then there's narrative ->magic. The kind where we get the classic phrase:"It's magic we don't have to explain it".

There are two kinds of magic in the world: Magic as a force that can grant the wondrous... and then there's narrative magic. The kind where we get the classic phrase:"It's magic we don't have to explain it".
- ''{{Atop the Fourth Wall}}''

-->--[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] on the numerous unresolved plot threads in {{Bioshock}} 2''

->How did the menly men of TeamFortress [[ItMakesSenseInContext appear at a tenth century battlement?]] Simple. ''The Soldier angered a magician.''
-->-- ''The Official TeamFortress2 Blog'', ''[[LandDownunder Australian]] Christmas''

-->--[[strike:Terry]] Sir Terry Pratchett, jokingly invoking the intoduction of TimeTravel in ''{{Discworld}}\ThiefOfTime'' as the Wizard

-->--[[strike:Terry]] Sir Terry Pratchett, jokingly invoking the intoduction of TimeTravel in ''Discworld\ThiefOfTime'' as the Wizard

-->--[[strike:Terry]] Sir Terry Pratchett, jokingly invoking the intoduction of TimeTravel in ThiefOfTime as the Wizard