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* Captain Tagon in ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-10-29 keeping a level head in the midst of battle:]]
-->'''Kevyn:''' How do you do this "calm in the storm" thing?
-->'''Tagon:''' I '''''am''''' the storm.
-->'''Kevyn:''' How do you do this "calm in the storm" thing?
-->'''Tagon:''' I '''''am''''' the storm.
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** Subverted in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
** Played with when Poochie wants Percy to take Bally from him, but he can't enunciate properly with the ball in his mouth. So when he spits it out to say "Try to take it from me!"... Percy grabs the ball and runs off!
** Subverted in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
** Played with when Poochie wants Percy to take Bally from him, but he can't enunciate properly with the ball in his mouth. So when he spits it out to say "Try to take it from me!"... Percy grabs the ball and runs off!
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* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'':
**''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'': Subverted in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
** Played with when Poochie wants Percy to take Bally from him, but he can't enunciate properly with the ball in his mouth. So when he spits it out to say "Try to take it from me!"... Percy grabs the ball and runs off!die!"
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** Played with when Poochie wants Percy to take Bally from him, but he can't enunciate properly with the ball in his mouth. So when he spits it out to say "Try to take it from me!"... Percy grabs the ball and runs off!
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** * Played with when Poochie wants Percy to take Bally from him, but he can't enunciate properly with the ball in his mouth. So when he spits it out to say "Try to take it from me!"... Percy grabs the ball and runs off!
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** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome go into more detail]].
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** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome go into more detail]].
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* The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/TH/00075.html I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]"
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* The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/TH/00075.html com/tallyho-0075/ I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]"
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* Erin from ''Webcomic/ErinDiesAlone'' [[http://dyingalone.net/archives/comic/184-splashdown wants to, but...]]
-->'''Erin:''' ... I can't think of a one liner.
-->'''Erin:''' ... I can't think of a one liner.
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** The [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]] 82 White Chain begins each fight with reciting [[TheFettered a prayer]]/ Distrupting it is a massive BerserkButton.
--> ''"Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat-Pavam, who temper my heart. [[AC:Yisun]] Atru Vayam. Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict."''
--> ''"Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat-Pavam, who temper my heart. [[AC:Yisun]] Atru Vayam. Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict."''
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** The [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]] 82 White Chain begins each fight with reciting [[TheFettered a prayer]]/ Distrupting prayer]]. Disrupting it is a massive BerserkButton.
--> ---> ''"Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat-Pavam, who temper my heart. [[AC:Yisun]] Atru Vayam. Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict."''
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** The [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]] 82 White Chain begins each fight with reciting [[TheFettered a prayer.]] Distrupting it is a massive BerserkButton.
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** The [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]] 82 White Chain begins each fight with reciting [[TheFettered a prayer.]] prayer]]/ Distrupting it is a massive BerserkButton.
--> ''"Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat-Pavam, who temper my heart. [[AC:Yisun]] Atru Vayam. Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict."''
** {{Subverted}} when [[spoiler: White Chain [[https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/seeker-of-thrones-7-82/ realizes]] that she's gone too far and begins the prayer, but ends it with a simple "...forgive me."]]
--> ''"Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat-Pavam, who temper my heart. [[AC:Yisun]] Atru Vayam. Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict."''
** {{Subverted}} when [[spoiler: White Chain [[https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/seeker-of-thrones-7-82/ realizes]] that she's gone too far and begins the prayer, but ends it with a simple "...forgive me."]]
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** [[CameBackStrong "You're done with dying."]]
** This dialog right before the FinalBattle commences:
--> '''Dirk''': Ask me anything. Go ahead.
--> '''Dirk''': I'll give you a straight answer.
--> '''Dave''': alright
--> '''Dave''': here goes
--> '''Dave''': why are we so fucking awesome
--> '''Dirk''': Dave.
--> '''Dirk''': That's the best fucking question,
--> '''Dirk''': Anybody ever asked.
** This dialog right before the FinalBattle commences:
--> '''Dirk''': Ask me anything. Go ahead.
--> '''Dirk''': I'll give you a straight answer.
--> '''Dave''': alright
--> '''Dave''': here goes
--> '''Dave''': why are we so fucking awesome
--> '''Dirk''': Dave.
--> '''Dirk''': That's the best fucking question,
--> '''Dirk''': Anybody ever asked.
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** The [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]] 82 White Chain begins each fight with reciting [[TheFettered a prayer.]] Distrupting it is a massive BerserkButton.
--> Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict.
** "I choose king." - [[TheHero Allison,]] before using [[ArtifactOfDoom the Key of Kings]] to [[spoiler: utterly annihilate Hastet Om, a half-dead HumanoidAbomination fueling the eternal youth of [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Demiurge Mottom.]]]]
** The [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]] 82 White Chain begins each fight with reciting [[TheFettered a prayer.]] Distrupting it is a massive BerserkButton.
--> Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict.
** "I choose king." - [[TheHero Allison,]] before using [[ArtifactOfDoom the Key of Kings]] to [[spoiler: utterly annihilate Hastet Om, a half-dead HumanoidAbomination fueling the eternal youth of [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Demiurge Mottom.]]]]
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* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s the [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=106598 above quote]] from ''Scarface''.
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* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s the [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=106598 above a [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1923192/swats-up/ quote]] from ''Scarface''.''Film/{{Scarface|1983}}''.
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* In BittersweetCandyBowl, Mike tried to invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]]
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* In BittersweetCandyBowl, ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Mike tried to invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]]
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** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a sish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]].
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** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a sish shish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]].
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'''Doc:''' It means I'm going to draw your blood."
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--> '''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I wont."
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--> '''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I wont."won't."
*In ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'':
-->'''Armored Hijacker:''' Passengers of Flight 113, stand and deliver!\\
'''Minionbot:''' Puny metal-clad hu-mons prepare to recline and receive...
*In ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'':
-->'''Armored Hijacker:''' Passengers of Flight 113, stand and deliver!\\
'''Minionbot:''' Puny metal-clad hu-mons prepare to recline and receive...
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-->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since {{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.
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-->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since {{Marmaduke}}, ComicStrip/{{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.
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* In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]
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* In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]]]"
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* ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' has this one after some Whackas have been trapped by an angry PhysicalGod.
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* ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' has this one after some Whackas have been trapped by an angry PhysicalGod. [[spoiler: He doesn't get to follow through on it due to being on probation.]]
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* ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' has this one after some Whackas have been trapped by an angry PhysicalGod.
--> '''Whacka:''' "Oh God have mercy!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I wont."
--> '''Whacka:''' "Oh God have mercy!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I wont."
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** In the ''Webcomic/AxeCop'' crossover:
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--> '''Axe Cop''': "Welcome to the land of dying!"
--> '''Axe Cop''': "Welcome to the land of dying!"
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* In [[http://neorice.com/hoh_310 this ]] Webcomic/HeroOhHero comic, Detlef gets one:
-->"You want to burn down our forest? Then I'll gladly burn down every one of you."
-->"You want to burn down our forest? Then I'll gladly burn down every one of you."
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* Webcomic/AxeCop, in the guest story "Revenge on Rainbow Girl", faces off with a giant dragon and says "I'm sorry, but this is ''too late for you''" before attacking. If you're wondering, it's a direct quote from a child's narrating the scene.
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* In ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' [[http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20020510.html here]]:
--> '''Head Alien:''' "Once again, only one of us leaves alive."
--> '''Sal:''' "Or neither. Ah ain't picky."
--> '''Head Alien:''' "Once again, only one of us leaves alive."
--> '''Sal:''' "Or neither. Ah ain't picky."
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** Riff in "Kesandru's Well" before introducing an EldritchAbomination to MoreDakka:
--> '''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once."
--> '''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union."
--> '''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once."
--> '''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union."
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* Oasis tries to use some of these in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'', but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it.
** Bun-Bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
** Bun-Bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
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** Oasis tries to use some of these in''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'', but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it.
**Bun-Bun Bun-bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
** Oasis tries to use some of these in
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--> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.
-->'''Random mook''': Wot's a phlegm botanist?
-->'''Doc:''' It means I'm going to draw your blood."
--> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.
-->'''Random mook''': Wot's a phlegm botanist?
-->'''Doc:''' It means I'm going to draw your blood."
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* The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/TH/00075.html I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]"
-->'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.\\
'''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.''
** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass
* ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': [[http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=2 "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!"]]
** Parodied in "D.A.R.E. to Resist Ninja Drugs and Violence" where the Doctor directs [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=12&issue=5 a pretty awesome speech]] at Frans Rayner...
-->'''Doc:''' Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. ''[[ItsPersonal You made it personal.]]''
** ... But then it takes him the whole chapter before he actually fights Rayner. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=43&issue=5 When the Doctor and Rayner finally do fight]], the best Doc can come up with is:
-->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since {{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.
* Also:
--> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.
-->'''Random mook''': Wot's a phlegm botanist?
-->'''Doc:''' It means I'm going to draw your blood."
** Mitzi [=McNinja=] gets one of her own during the "Punch Dracula" StoryArc: "And the dead can't hear their own eulogies. So let's wrap this up.!"
%% NOTE: That bit where the Doc educates Gordito on the proper use of the one-liner, then demonstrates by saying "Go to hell" just before offing the ghost, is an example of the PreMortemOneLiner, not this trope.
* [[Webcomic/LookingForGroup "Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen." ]]
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan actually ''needs'' to use these for an attack bonus on his "Dashing Swordsman" prestige class.
** And then there's Bozzok's "Yeah, and I'm bringing the onions -- [[{{Narm}} to make you cry]]!"
** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome go into more detail]].
** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a sish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]].
** Also Haley: "SNEAK ATTACK - '''BITCH'''!"
** A villain example:
-->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]].
* Oasis tries to use some of these in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'', but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it.
** Bun-Bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Gilgamesh Wulfenbach does pretty well [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080227 here]] (starting with the last panel, and continuing the rant through a few pages of the brawl), then attempts one [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090513 here]] but fails. Tarvek [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120620 here]] reminds us he's trained as a [[McNinja SmokeKnight]].
* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s the [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=106598 above quote]] from ''Scarface''.
* Gordon Frohman of ''WebComic/{{Concerned}}'' fails to assassinate Gordon Freeman before the explosion of the combine portal, because he's too busy coming up with a line.
* In [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1005 this]] ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' strip, Nicole delivers a good one just before [[spoiler: decapitating [[MobileSuitHuman Sin]] with a circular saw-looking thing]].
-->'''Nicole:''' Oh, come on [[spoiler: Sin]]... everyone loves a ''surprise hit.''
* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' by Ursula Vernon. "Remember Tunnel Seventeeeeen!!!"
* Brianna from ''Webcomic/ServantsOfTheImperium'' tells [[spoiler: Twink]] "May the Emperor have mercy on your soul... because I will not."
* Subverted in ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
* Mandatory before every fight in ''Webcomic/WhatTheFu''.
* In ''Webcomic/NoNeedForBushido'', [[BareFistedMonk Brother Wu]] delivers a rather appropriate one to the trash-talking [[SociopathicHero Ken]].
--> '''Brother Wu''': It seems we are not the ones in a position to have our asses kicked. (''kicks Ken's ass into a wall'')
* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Caw caw, motherfuckers.]]
* In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]]
* In BittersweetCandyBowl, Mike tried to invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]]
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-->'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.\\
'''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.''
** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass
* ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': [[http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=2 "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!"]]
** Parodied in "D.A.R.E. to Resist Ninja Drugs and Violence" where the Doctor directs [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=12&issue=5 a pretty awesome speech]] at Frans Rayner...
-->'''Doc:''' Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. ''[[ItsPersonal You made it personal.]]''
** ... But then it takes him the whole chapter before he actually fights Rayner. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=43&issue=5 When the Doctor and Rayner finally do fight]], the best Doc can come up with is:
-->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since {{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.
* Also:
--> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.
-->'''Random mook''': Wot's a phlegm botanist?
-->'''Doc:''' It means I'm going to draw your blood."
** Mitzi [=McNinja=] gets one of her own during the "Punch Dracula" StoryArc: "And the dead can't hear their own eulogies. So let's wrap this up.!"
%% NOTE: That bit where the Doc educates Gordito on the proper use of the one-liner, then demonstrates by saying "Go to hell" just before offing the ghost, is an example of the PreMortemOneLiner, not this trope.
* [[Webcomic/LookingForGroup "Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen." ]]
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan actually ''needs'' to use these for an attack bonus on his "Dashing Swordsman" prestige class.
** And then there's Bozzok's "Yeah, and I'm bringing the onions -- [[{{Narm}} to make you cry]]!"
** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome go into more detail]].
** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a sish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]].
** Also Haley: "SNEAK ATTACK - '''BITCH'''!"
** A villain example:
-->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]].
* Oasis tries to use some of these in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'', but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it.
** Bun-Bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Gilgamesh Wulfenbach does pretty well [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080227 here]] (starting with the last panel, and continuing the rant through a few pages of the brawl), then attempts one [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090513 here]] but fails. Tarvek [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120620 here]] reminds us he's trained as a [[McNinja SmokeKnight]].
* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s the [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=106598 above quote]] from ''Scarface''.
* Gordon Frohman of ''WebComic/{{Concerned}}'' fails to assassinate Gordon Freeman before the explosion of the combine portal, because he's too busy coming up with a line.
* In [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1005 this]] ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' strip, Nicole delivers a good one just before [[spoiler: decapitating [[MobileSuitHuman Sin]] with a circular saw-looking thing]].
-->'''Nicole:''' Oh, come on [[spoiler: Sin]]... everyone loves a ''surprise hit.''
* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' by Ursula Vernon. "Remember Tunnel Seventeeeeen!!!"
* Brianna from ''Webcomic/ServantsOfTheImperium'' tells [[spoiler: Twink]] "May the Emperor have mercy on your soul... because I will not."
* Subverted in ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
* Mandatory before every fight in ''Webcomic/WhatTheFu''.
* In ''Webcomic/NoNeedForBushido'', [[BareFistedMonk Brother Wu]] delivers a rather appropriate one to the trash-talking [[SociopathicHero Ken]].
--> '''Brother Wu''': It seems we are not the ones in a position to have our asses kicked. (''kicks Ken's ass into a wall'')
* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Caw caw, motherfuckers.]]
* In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]]
* In BittersweetCandyBowl, Mike tried to invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]]
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