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9 | * ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' |
10 | ** Dan McNinja: [[http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=2 "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!"]] (Mocked in the AltText: "From Dan o'clock to Dan thirty, all mixed drinks are half priced.") |
11 | ** Parodied in "D.A.R.E. to Resist Ninja Drugs and Violence" where the Doctor directs [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=12&issue=5 a pretty awesome speech]] at Frans Rayner... |
12 | --->'''Doc:''' Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. ''[[ItsPersonal You made it personal.]]'' |
13 | ** ... But then it takes him the whole chapter before he actually fights Rayner. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=43&issue=5 When the Doctor and Rayner finally do fight]], the best Doc can come up with is: |
14 | --->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since ComicStrip/{{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go. |
15 | ** Also: |
16 | ---> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.\ |
17 | '''Random mook''': Wot's a phlegm botanist?\ |
18 | '''Doc:''' It means I'm going to draw your blood. |
19 | ** Mitzi [=McNinja=] gets one of her own during the "Punch Dracula" StoryArc: "And the dead can't hear their own eulogies. So let's wrap this up.!" |
20 | ** In the ''Webcomic/AxeCop'' crossover, when Axe Cop summons a giant robot suit to fight the bad guy with: |
21 | ---> '''Axe Cop''': "Welcome to the land of dying!" |
22 | %% NOTE: That bit where the Doc educates Gordito on the proper use of the one-liner, then demonstrates by saying "Go to hell" just before offing the ghost, is an example of the PreMortemOneLiner, not this trope. |
23 | * ''Webcomic/{{Aurora}}'': During chapter 15, [[AssholeVictim Zuurith]] immobilizes Tynan and coldly tells him, "I do not bend, and I do not yield." Tynan simply replies "Then shatter," before [[DoNotTauntCthulhu using a lightning bolt to not only free himself, but outright disintegrate Zuurith's incarnation.]] The effort barely seems to tire him at all, and seems to utterly break Zuurith's spirit, as it makes clear that he can't even fight Tynan's incarnation like Vash could. |
24 | * Webcomic/AxeCop, in the guest story "Revenge on Rainbow Girl", faces off with a giant dragon and says "I'm sorry, but this is ''too late for you''" before attacking. If you're wondering, it's a direct quote from a child's narrating the scene. |
25 | * In ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Mike tried to invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]] |
26 | * In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]" |
27 | -->[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]] |
28 | * From ''Comicbook/BuckGodotZapGunForHire'': |
29 | -->'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.\ |
30 | '''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.'' |
31 | ** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass. |
32 | * Gordon Frohman of ''WebComic/{{Concerned}}'' fails to assassinate Gordon Freeman before the explosion of the combine portal, because he's too busy coming up with a line. |
33 | * ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' by Ursula Vernon. "Remember Tunnel Seventeeeeen!!!" |
34 | * In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Spider Grace gets [[https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/assorted-18a-016 called out]] for reusing these kind of quips by thugs who are robbing a bank. |
35 | * Erin from ''Webcomic/ErinDiesAlone'' [[http://dyingalone.net/archives/comic/184-splashdown wants to, but...]] |
36 | -->'''Erin:''' ... I can't think of a one liner. |
37 | * In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s a [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1923192/swats-up/ quote]] from ''Film/{{Scarface|1983}}''. |
38 | * In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Gilgamesh Wulfenbach does pretty well [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080227 here]] (starting with the last panel, and continuing the rant through a few pages of the brawl), then attempts one [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090513 here]] but fails. Tarvek [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120620 here]] reminds us he's trained as a [[McNinja SmokeKnight]]. |
39 | * In [[http://neorice.com/hoh_310 this ]] Webcomic/HeroOhHero comic, Detlef gets one: |
40 | -->"You want to burn down our forest? Then I'll gladly burn down every one of you." |
41 | * [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Caw caw, motherfuckers.]] |
42 | ** [[CameBackStrong "You're done with dying."]] |
43 | ** This dialog right before the FinalBattle commences: |
44 | ---> '''Dirk''': Ask me anything. Go ahead. \ |
45 | '''Dirk''': I'll give you a straight answer. \ |
46 | '''Dave''': alright \ |
47 | '''Dave''': here goes \ |
48 | '''Dave''': why are we so fucking awesome \ |
49 | '''Dirk''': Dave. \ |
50 | '''Dirk''': That's the best fucking question, \ |
51 | '''Dirk''': Anybody ever asked. |
52 | * In ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' [[http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20020510.html here]]: |
53 | -->'''Head Alien:''' "Once again, only one of us leaves alive." \ |
54 | '''Sal:''' "Or neither. Ah ain't picky." |
55 | * ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons'' |
56 | ** The [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]] 82 White Chain begins each fight with reciting [[TheFettered a prayer]]. Disrupting it is a massive BerserkButton. |
57 | ---> ''"Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat-Pavam, who temper my heart. [[AC:Yisun]] Atru Vayam. Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict."'' |
58 | ** {{Subverted}} when [[spoiler: White Chain [[https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/seeker-of-thrones-7-82/ realizes]] that she's gone too far and begins the prayer, but ends it with a simple "...forgive me."]] |
59 | ** {{Subverted}} once again when White Chain prepares to face [[spoiler: [[WorldsBestWarrior Solomon David]]]] |
60 | --> ''Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Prama, Hansa and Pavam, who temper my heart. '''YISUN.''' Atru Vayam. '''I do not ask for your forgiveness. Merely your witness!''''' |
61 | ** "I choose king." -- [[TheHero Allison,]] before using [[ArtifactOfDoom the Key of Kings]] to [[spoiler: utterly annihilate Hastet Om, a half-dead HumanoidAbomination fueling the eternal youth of [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Demiurge Mottom.]]]] |
62 | ** "'''SOLOMON!''' You think you're safe here? You think this will '''challenge''' me? '''Where is he? If I have to, I'll tear this whole place apart.'''" -- Allison again, using all of her energy to intimidate Demiurge [[SmugSuper Solomon David]]. |
63 | ** "All this power I have and I didn't know... [[VoiceOfTheLegion Let's put it to good use!]]" -- [[FusionDance Allicio]] after getting the hang of their new form. |
64 | ** "'''MISTAKE.'''" -- [[MouthOfSauron 6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe]] teleporting between Vigilant Gaze and White Chain with the intent to punish the latter for her percieved failures. |
65 | ** [[spoiler: [[BigBrotherMentor 10 Vigilant Gaze Purges the Horizon]]]] after finally getting the dirt and debris clogging his armor out: |
66 | --> ''A-'''HA'''! That did the trick! '''[[{{Catchphrase}} HO THERE!]]''' You there! Blackguard! Enough! God, called '''YISUN''', has entrusted us with the world itself! How can we be as prideful as to judge it? [[TheLastDJ She]] is the only one of us not afraid of fulfilling her duty, and yet we spurn her! No longer! By my honor as a knight of the holy Concordance '''UNHAND OUR SISTER!''''' |
67 | ** [[TheDreaded Jagganoth]], finally following through with his threats: |
68 | --> '''''Hello little princes. What a beautiful day for a war.''' [[ColdHam He that sups on death but little will find it a bitter draught]]. [[BloodKnight Yet he who drinketh deep shall taste only sweetest nectar]]. You have all forgotten the taste of death. [[PretenderDiss Feeble pretender kings]] of a false world: know this, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I will finally have the measure of you]]. [[BeneathTheMask The time has come to see you as you are]]. [[TheHedonist Redolent in your excesses]]. [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen Feeble and pathetic in your power]]. [[FeelingTheirAge Withered and impotent]]. [[WeHaveBecomeComplacent Wrung out of the purity of violence]]. Rotting in the filth of your indulgences. [[WeAreStrugglingTogether Divided and weak]]. By god! There is work to be done, and I am finished with this farce. [[FinalBattle Let us have one more contest]].'' |
69 | ** [[ScatterbrainedSenior Mammon]], when going face to face with [[spoiler: [[TheJuggernaut Jagganoth]]]]: |
70 | --> Murderer! Blackguard! I may not be a warrior at heart, but [[EvenEvilHasStandards I know a villain when I see one]]! Pay the price for your treachery with your blood! |
71 | ** [[OmnicidalManiac Jagganoth]], as he prepares to resume the fight: |
72 | --> ''No more illusions. Let them demonstrate the true measure of the kings of the world. And unleash [[EldritchAbomination all manner of beasts]]. '''[[BringIt Come! We have scarcely begun our battle]]. [[BladeSpam Summon your sword arts]]! [[BattleAura Mantle your transcendent cores]]! OR... HAVE YOU ALREADY REACHED YOUR LIMITS?''''' |
73 | ** During the reunion of the two disciples of [[CynicalMentor Meti ten Ryo]]. |
74 | --> '''[[SatanicArchetype Incubus]]:''' '''YOU.''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? |
75 | --> '''[[DefectorFromDecadence Maya]]:''' [[DeclarationOfProtection PROTECTING]] [[CallBack THE RAT]]. |
76 | ** [[TookALevelInBadass Zaid]] gives a very simple one to the dozens of armed cultists of the Temple of the Eye Revealed surrounding him: |
77 | --> ''OK. Who's first?'' |
78 | |
79 | * [[Webcomic/LookingForGroup "Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen." ]] |
80 | * ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' has this one after some Whackas have been trapped by an angry PhysicalGod. [[spoiler: He doesn't get to follow through on it due to being on probation.]] |
81 | -->'''Whacka:''' "Oh God have mercy!" \ |
82 | '''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I won't." |
83 | * In ''Webcomic/NoNeedForBushido'', [[BareFistedMonk Brother Wu]] delivers a rather appropriate one to the trash-talking [[SociopathicHero Ken]]. |
84 | --> '''Brother Wu''': It seems we are not the ones in a position to have our asses kicked. (''kicks Ken's ass into a wall'') |
85 | * In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan actually ''needs'' to use these for an attack bonus on his "Dashing Swordsman" prestige class. |
86 | ** And then there's Bozzok's "Yeah, and I'm bringing the onions -- [[{{Narm}} to make you cry]]!" |
87 | ** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome go into more detail]]. |
88 | ** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a shish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]]. |
89 | ** Also Haley: "SNEAK ATTACK - '''BITCH'''!" |
90 | ** A villain example: |
91 | --->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]]. |
92 | * In [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1005 this]] ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' strip, Nicole delivers a good one just before [[spoiler: decapitating [[MobileSuitHuman Sin]] with a circular saw-looking thing]]. |
93 | -->'''Nicole:''' Oh, come on [[spoiler: Sin]]... everyone loves a ''surprise hit.'' |
94 | * Captain Tagon in ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-10-29 keeping a level head in the midst of battle:]] |
95 | -->'''Kevyn:''' How do you do this "calm in the storm" thing? \ |
96 | '''Tagon:''' I '''''am''''' the storm. |
97 | * Brianna from ''Webcomic/ServantsOfTheImperium'' tells [[spoiler: Twink]] "May the Emperor have mercy on your soul... because I will not." |
98 | * ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'': Subverted in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!" |
99 | * ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': |
100 | ** Oasis tries to use some of these in but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it. |
101 | ** Bun-bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!" |
102 | ** Riff in "Kesandru's Well" before introducing an EldritchAbomination to MoreDakka: |
103 | --->'''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once." \ |
104 | '''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union." |
105 | * The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/tallyho-0075/ I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]" |
106 | * In ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'': |
107 | -->'''Armored Hijacker:''' Passengers of Flight 113, stand and deliver!\ |
108 | '''Minionbot:''' Puny metal-clad hu-mons prepare to recline and receive... |
109 | * In ''Webcomic/WeakHero'', Jake has a line for Juwon after the latter [[RelativeButton insults his disabled brother]] during their battle: |
110 | -->'''Jake:''' Keep in mind... it isn't because of Cheongang, but your ''tongue'' that you will die today. |
111 | * Mandatory before every fight in ''Webcomic/WhatTheFu''. |
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