History PlayingWith / PizzaBoySpecialDelivery

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** Alice orders a pizza. A giant [[PimpDuds pizza dressed in pimp attire]] arrives in a lamborgini full of prostitutes.

* '''Implied''': Alice takes Bob by the uniform's collar and retreats to her room, closing the door behind them. The show then cuts to Alice having breakfast alone in her apartment.

* '''Zig-Zagged''': Alice orders pizza. Alice is all over the pizza boy when he shows up, but stops just short of anything involving genitals. She asks the pizza boy for a date, but stands him up. When he returns home, she is lying naked on his bed.

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** The pizza place implements new technologies to account for their human drivers taking longer than usual to make their deliveries, such as deploying robot drones to deliver pizzas to customers who only care about the food itself and leaving their human drivers for the more...''personalized'' service. And then it turns out Alic [[{{Robosexual}} has a thing for robots]].

** Alice and/or Bob are {{asexual}}, so they wouldn't be interested in sex anyway.

* '''Downplayed''': Alice gives the delivery boy her phone number.

* '''Conversed''': Alice and her friends talk about the cliché of women banging pizza boys.

** The pizza restaurant hangs up on Alice the moment she makes her request and she is banned from the restaurant for harassing the staff.

** The pizza restaurant hangs up on Alice the moment she makes her request and the staff will no longer deliver to her.

** Over the course of a week, Alex has sex with the pizza delivery boy, the Chinese food delivery girl, the waiter at a local cafe, little Timmy who's opened up a lemonade stand down the street, and [[RefugeInAudacity Ronald]] UsefulNotes/{{McDonald|s}}.

-->Alice: "Is there some ''other'' way I can pay for this?"
-->Pizza boy: "Debit card? Credit card? Personal check?"

* '''Deconstructed''': Bob's boss chews him out for taking so long to get back to work. He later discovers it was because he was having sex with a customer and fires Bob.

** It's a legitimate pizza restaurant, but Alice specifically tells the person who answers the phone that she's going to have sex with the delivery person. The call taker adds a surcharge to the bill for the time that employee could have spent working.

** Alice is an untreated nynphomaniac and single mother of five struggling to feed and house them, yet keeps having sex and getting impregnated by random guys.

** All of the pizza delivery boys in the tri-county area deliver a pizza to Alice's apartment, who invites them in for sex.

** Alice and Bob are in a relationship. Bob only dresses like a pizza guy as part of a sexy roleplay game.

** Alice invites Bob over for "something special"... Homemade pizza, that is.

** Alice orders some pizza specifically in the hope of having sex with the delivery boy... who turns out to not be a boy at all.

* '''Zig Zagged''': Alice orders pizza. Alice is all over the pizza boy when he shows up, but stops just short of anything involving genitals. She asks the pizza boy for a date, but stands him up. When he returns home, she is lying naked on his bed.

* '''Enforced''': Alice and Bob are shooting ''America's Wackiest Porno Cliches''.
* '''Lampshaded''': "So this is the part where you'll thank me for my 'big sausage' with a 'hot tip,' eh?"

** "Alright, newbie. Listen up. This is nothing like the movies. You trade a $30 pizza for nookie, I ''will'' fire you."

* '''Conversed''': Alice and her friends talk about the cliche of women banging pizza boys.

** It's a legitimate pizza restaurant, but Alice specifically tells the person who answers the phone that she's going to have sex with the delivery-person. The man on the phone adds a surcharge to the bill for the time that employee could have spent working.

* '''Played For Drama''':

** Alice is an untreated nynphomaniac and single mother of 5 struggling to feed and house them, yet keeps having sex and getting impregnated by random guys.

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* '''Deconstructed''': Bob's boss chews him out for taking so long to get back to work. He later discovers it was because he was having sex with a customer, and fires Bob.

** Over the course of a week, Alex has sex with the pizza delivery boy, the Chinese food delivery girl, the waiter at a local cafe, [[{{Shotacon}} little Timmy who's opened up a lemonade stand down the street]], and [[RefugeInAudacity Ronald]] UsefulNotes/{{McDonald|s}}.