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[[folder:Clopin Trouillefou]]
'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Clopin Trouillefou]], God of [[AllKnowingSingingNarrator All-Knowing Singing Narrators]]'''
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* Demigod
* Symbol: His mask
[[folder:Clopin Trouillefou]]
'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Clopin Trouillefou]], God of [[AllKnowingSingingNarrator All-Knowing Singing Narrators]]'''
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* Symbol: His mask
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'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Clopin Trouillefou]],
'''[[Series/BurnNotice Michael Westin]], God
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* Portfolio: '''CombatPragmatist [[TheAtoner Atoning]] BrokenAce''', CunningLinguist, GentlemanThief, [[IndyPloy Works On The Fly]], SharpDressedMan ConsummateLiar (except to his mother), TechnicalPacifist, VigilanteMan, BullyHunter, ultimately a JerkWithAHeartOfGold [[BerserkButton Who will eviscerate anyone who hurts kids or his teammates]]
* Domains: Combat, Good, Trickery, Knowledge
* Allies: [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Nick Fury, Solid Snake, Gracie Hart, Sterling Archer, Roger Thornhill, James]] [[Pantheon/LustfulActs Bond]], [[Pantheon/HeroicActions Kim]] [[Pantheon/SchoolActivities Possible]], [[Pantheon/SchoolActivities Austin Powers]], [[Pantheon/NonVehicularTravel Ethan Hunt]], [[Pantheon/TechnologicalExperts Aiden Pearce]], [[Pantheon/{{Language}} Louise Banks]], [[Pantheon/OtherWeaponTropes Ash Williams]]
* Enemies: Evil deities in the House of Pantheon/{{Crime}} [[Pantheon/VillainousRoles H.Y.D.R.A.]], the subhouse of Pantheon/TyrannicalFigures, [[Pantheon/VillainousArchetypes John Wick]]
* Pities: [[Pantheon/{{Memories}} Jason Bourne]]
* Annoyed by: [[Pantheon/LearningTools The Mythbusters]]
* My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until...(voice on phone: "We've got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted.") When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you: a {{trigger happy}} ex-girlfriend; an {{old friend}} who used to inform on you to the FBI; family too--if you're desperate. And a down and out spy you met along the way. Bottom line: As long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere. Yet after several adventures with various people, I did manage [[EarnYourHappyEnding to get a happy ending]], sort off. Sure it involves moving into the Pantheon with your {{trigger happy}} wife and the son of my dead sister, but it will have to do. At least nowadays, I don't have to worry about keeping a low profile.
* The name of the game regarding the Pantheon is such; if you can distinct yourself in any sort of way, chances are you end up here to be exalted. In my case, someone managed to get a read on my various inner monologues. The thought of being appreciated for this does give me a sense of happiness. Still, I prefer to use this newfound power to help those in need.
* When you're an ex-spy, you can never guarantee that you will be out of the game for long. Case in point, my meeting with Nick Fury. As the Divine [[TheSpymaster Spymaster]] of the Pantheon, he offered a position in his growing arsenal of agents. This is where you would want to do prior research on people of interest. The man has a history of doing ambiguous work behind the scenes, but overall I decided it would be a nice change of pace as a contract worker. Besides, I did miss being able to [[BullyHunter take down bullies With that said, I made it clear that any betrayal on me or my friends will result in retaliation.
* When you're in a new area, it's wise to make an assessment on the different number of spies in the area. In this case, it's an goddamn shark tank. I took the strain of meeting as many such agents as possible to see what makes them tick.
** The granddaddy of them all if James Bond, God of [[SpyFiction Secret Agents]] who also has a history of being [[TheCasanova a womanizer]]. This is a many who excels at putting people under a false sense of confidence. The British man has defeated foes far more powerful than I have ever faced. His skillset may not be as great as some of the other spies I witnessed, but the man has an uncanny sense of clever thinking. That in itself is one of the most important tools of being a spy. As for the man himself, he's notorious for scoffing at the prospect of working with other agents, so any team-ups between us are rare.
*** The man apparently has a bitter rivalry with an Austin Powers, who I believe is a parody {{Expy}} of his exploits. Regardless, his portfolio is impressive. He may be a parody, but he can be just as effective as the real deal.
** It was amazing to discover that he may not even be the crazier person on the job. That title may well belong to Sterling Archer, possibly an even more extreme version of our pal Bond. Despite being a [[TheAlcoholic alcoholic]] [[PsychoticManchild manchild]], he can be just as effective as the rest of us.
** One can say that Ethan Hunt is one of the most [[TheDeterminator determined]] spies I have ever met. Of course, he is backed by technology many a secret agent may dream of, [[Film/MissionImpossibleGhostProtocol but not even depriving him of that slowed him down.]] I for one am fond of his loyalty to his crew.
** It is inevitable that some people try to recruit younger people into the field. Unassuming, these are the type of people that can be underestimated, which is why some unsavory organizations try to recruit teens to exploit them. I initially thought that was the case fir Kim Possible, but she stated she made the choice herself to get into the spy business. That and her impressive resume soothed my worries.
** Every organization has a black sheep, a former agent who ended up on the run for one reason for another. The most prominent of those is Jason Bourne. From what gather in his profile he doesn't seem like too bad of a person. In fact, I see a lot of me in his situation. Unfortunately, any meetings between us have been few and far between.
** And then there are those who were thrust into the role against their will. Most people buckle under the pressure, but there are a few individuals who shine in the role given to them. Roger Thornhill commands such people in the Pantheon and I consider him as a reasonable ally of sorts.
* There are a few things that are constants in any area you enter. One of which is with every group that wants to help people, there are others that want to bring people down. HYDRA fits the description well as the premier enemy of many a good secret agent, but any evil deity in the House of Crime would want nothing more than to put me in a body bag. To which I reply: you're welcome to try if you can.
* Most spies have at least one aspect of their job that they enjoy. For me, it has always been the opportunity to bring a tyrant down a peg or two. To which I welcome any mission involving the subhouse of Tyrannical Rulers as well as those against Darkseid. I find the fact that many of them are back by these deities to be abhorrent.
* In this day and age, having someone with considerable hacking skills is crucial for success. I offer my works to Aiden Pearce, a man from Chicago who spent much of his time there as a vigilante. He refuses to do any official spy work from Fury, but is willing to help me in any personal vendettas. In a way, we relate to each other in the need to protect those we love.
* It is common knowledge that if you enter the Pantheon, chances are you will meet someone who either looks or talks like someone you know. There are only so many actors and actresses that can play the part of characters. My case happened when I was shopping for firearms. When someone came by shopping for shotguns, I could have sworn I saw my old friend Sam. Instead, he referred to himself as Ashley Williams and he only [[Creator/BruceCampbell looks like my friend]].
* It is inevitable that certain people would be critical of my work. The two men who have done more to discredit my work than anyone else has been Adam and Jamie. They claim that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-vPy6clD8 you can't bounce bullets from the the road to a car]] and that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvpnmWfvJ4I landing on a mattress in a pool is worse than simply falling in the water.]] I do not take these claims lightly, but it would at least convince others not to reliably try this at home.
* There is often someone in the criminal underground that is [[TheDreaded feared among his peers.]] They are often one of the most dangerous criminals and should be dealt with immediately. In the case of the Pantheon, that man is John Wick. I have been tracking this man down for the past few months, and he is certainly as dangerous as others have lead to believe.
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[[folder:Clopin Trouillefou]]
'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Clopin Trouillefou]], God of [[AllKnowingSingingNarrator All-Knowing Singing Narrators]]'''
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* Demigod
* Symbol: His mask
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Domains: Combat, Good, Trickery, Knowledge
* Allies: [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Nick Fury, Solid Snake, Gracie Hart, Sterling Archer, Roger Thornhill, James]] [[Pantheon/LustfulActs Bond]], [[Pantheon/HeroicActions Kim]] [[Pantheon/SchoolActivities Possible]], [[Pantheon/SchoolActivities Austin Powers]], [[Pantheon/NonVehicularTravel Ethan Hunt]], [[Pantheon/TechnologicalExperts Aiden Pearce]], [[Pantheon/{{Language}} Louise Banks]], [[Pantheon/OtherWeaponTropes Ash Williams]]
* Enemies: Evil deities in the House of Pantheon/{{Crime}} [[Pantheon/VillainousRoles H.Y.D.R.A.]], the subhouse of Pantheon/TyrannicalFigures, [[Pantheon/VillainousArchetypes John Wick]]
* Pities: [[Pantheon/{{Memories}} Jason Bourne]]
* Annoyed by: [[Pantheon/LearningTools The Mythbusters]]
* My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until...(voice on phone: "We've got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted.") When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you: a {{trigger happy}} ex-girlfriend; an {{old friend}} who used to inform on you to the FBI; family too--if you're desperate. And a down and out spy you met along the way. Bottom line: As long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere. Yet after several adventures with various people, I did manage [[EarnYourHappyEnding to get a happy ending]], sort off. Sure it involves moving into the Pantheon with your {{trigger happy}} wife and the son of my dead sister, but it will have to do. At least nowadays, I don't have to worry about keeping a low profile.
* The name of the game regarding the Pantheon is such; if you can distinct yourself in any sort of way, chances are you end up here to be exalted. In my case, someone managed to get a read on my various inner monologues. The thought of being appreciated for this does give me a sense of happiness. Still, I prefer to use this newfound power to help those in need.
* When you're an ex-spy, you can never guarantee that you will be out of the game for long. Case in point, my meeting with Nick Fury. As the Divine [[TheSpymaster Spymaster]] of the Pantheon, he offered a position in his growing arsenal of agents. This is where you would want to do prior research on people of interest. The man has a history of doing ambiguous work behind the scenes, but overall I decided it would be a nice change of pace as a contract worker. Besides, I did miss being able to [[BullyHunter take down bullies With that said, I made it clear that any betrayal on me or my friends will result in retaliation.
* When you're in a new area, it's wise to make an assessment on the different number of spies in the area. In this case, it's an goddamn shark tank. I took the strain of meeting as many such agents as possible to see what makes them tick.
** The granddaddy of them all if James Bond, God of [[SpyFiction Secret Agents]] who also has a history of being [[TheCasanova a womanizer]]. This is a many who excels at putting people under a false sense of confidence. The British man has defeated foes far more powerful than I have ever faced. His skillset may not be as great as some of the other spies I witnessed, but the man has an uncanny sense of clever thinking. That in itself is one of the most important tools of being a spy. As for the man himself, he's notorious for scoffing at the prospect of working with other agents, so any team-ups between us are rare.
*** The man apparently has a bitter rivalry with an Austin Powers, who I believe is a parody {{Expy}} of his exploits. Regardless, his portfolio is impressive. He may be a parody, but he can be just as effective as the real deal.
** It was amazing to discover that he may not even be the crazier person on the job. That title may well belong to Sterling Archer, possibly an even more extreme version of our pal Bond. Despite being a [[TheAlcoholic alcoholic]] [[PsychoticManchild manchild]], he can be just as effective as the rest of us.
** One can say that Ethan Hunt is one of the most [[TheDeterminator determined]] spies I have ever met. Of course, he is backed by technology many a secret agent may dream of, [[Film/MissionImpossibleGhostProtocol but not even depriving him of that slowed him down.]] I for one am fond of his loyalty to his crew.
** It is inevitable that some people try to recruit younger people into the field. Unassuming, these are the type of people that can be underestimated, which is why some unsavory organizations try to recruit teens to exploit them. I initially thought that was the case fir Kim Possible, but she stated she made the choice herself to get into the spy business. That and her impressive resume soothed my worries.
** Every organization has a black sheep, a former agent who ended up on the run for one reason for another. The most prominent of those is Jason Bourne. From what gather in his profile he doesn't seem like too bad of a person. In fact, I see a lot of me in his situation. Unfortunately, any meetings between us have been few and far between.
** And then there are those who were thrust into the role against their will. Most people buckle under the pressure, but there are a few individuals who shine in the role given to them. Roger Thornhill commands such people in the Pantheon and I consider him as a reasonable ally of sorts.
* There are a few things that are constants in any area you enter. One of which is with every group that wants to help people, there are others that want to bring people down. HYDRA fits the description well as the premier enemy of many a good secret agent, but any evil deity in the House of Crime would want nothing more than to put me in a body bag. To which I reply: you're welcome to try if you can.
* Most spies have at least one aspect of their job that they enjoy. For me, it has always been the opportunity to bring a tyrant down a peg or two. To which I welcome any mission involving the subhouse of Tyrannical Rulers as well as those against Darkseid. I find the fact that many of them are back by these deities to be abhorrent.
* In this day and age, having someone with considerable hacking skills is crucial for success. I offer my works to Aiden Pearce, a man from Chicago who spent much of his time there as a vigilante. He refuses to do any official spy work from Fury, but is willing to help me in any personal vendettas. In a way, we relate to each other in the need to protect those we love.
* It is common knowledge that if you enter the Pantheon, chances are you will meet someone who either looks or talks like someone you know. There are only so many actors and actresses that can play the part of characters. My case happened when I was shopping for firearms. When someone came by shopping for shotguns, I could have sworn I saw my old friend Sam. Instead, he referred to himself as Ashley Williams and he only [[Creator/BruceCampbell looks like my friend]].
* It is inevitable that certain people would be critical of my work. The two men who have done more to discredit my work than anyone else has been Adam and Jamie. They claim that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-vPy6clD8 you can't bounce bullets from the the road to a car]] and that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvpnmWfvJ4I landing on a mattress in a pool is worse than simply falling in the water.]] I do not take these claims lightly, but it would at least convince others not to reliably try this at home.
* There is often someone in the criminal underground that is [[TheDreaded feared among his peers.]] They are often one of the most dangerous criminals and should be dealt with immediately. In the case of the Pantheon, that man is John Wick. I have been tracking this man down for the past few months, and he is certainly as dangerous as others have lead to believe.
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[[folder:Clopin Trouillefou]]
'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Clopin Trouillefou]], God of [[AllKnowingSingingNarrator All-Knowing Singing Narrators]]'''
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* Demigod
* Symbol: His mask
* Alignment: NeutralGood
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* Enemies: The House of Pantheon/{{Crime}}, especially Moriarty and [[Pantheon/CriminalActions Scott Shelby]], [[Pantheon/{{School}} [[Pantheon/{{Students}} Libby Chessler and The Ashleys]]
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'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]], God of [[ThisIsMyStory Telling his own Story]]''' (The Son of Jecht, Star player of the Zanarkand Abes, "You-Know-Who", [[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy the Spry Striker]])
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'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]], God of [[ThisIsMyStory Telling his own His Own Story]]''' (The Son of Jecht, Star player of the Zanarkand Abes, "You-Know-Who", [[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy the Spry Striker]])
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* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Cosmos]], [[Pantheon/HeroicRoles Warrior of Light]], [[Pantheon/{{Weapons}} Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Firion, Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/GameDesign Cecil Harvey]], [[Pantheon/LightAndBrightness Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRaces Aquaman]], '''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''', [[Pantheon/FightingStyles Tokugawa Ieyasu]], Jak, [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], [[Pantheon/OtherCriminals Flynn Rider]], [[Pantheon/OutlooksOnLife Megamind]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Kuzco]]
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* Allies: Allies:
** From Spira: '''''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''''', '''[[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]]''', ''[[Pantheon/WritingTechniques Maechen]]''
** Warriors of [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}}Cosmos]], Cosmos]]: [[Pantheon/HeroicRoles Warrior of Light]], [[Pantheon/MultiWieldingWeapons Firion]], [[Pantheon/GameDesign Cecil Harvey, Kain Highwind]], [[Pantheon/{{Profession}} Bartz Klauser]], [[Pantheon/{{Mothers}} Terra Branford]], [[Pantheon/{{Weapons}} Cloud Strife, Strife]], [[Pantheon/FighterArchetypes Tifa Lockhart]], [[Pantheon/OtherWeaponTropes Squall Leonhart, Firion, Ratchet]], Leonhart]], [[Pantheon/{{Firearms}} Laguna Loire]], [[Pantheon/CombatOther Zidane Tribal]], [[Pantheon/{{Destinies}} Lightning Farron]], [[Pantheon/RoyaltyOther Noctis Lucis Caelum]]
** Other Final Fantasy Allies: [[Pantheon/GameDesignCecil Harvey]], Rosa Farrell, Rydia, Edge Geraldine]], [[Pantheon/FantasticalJobs Edward Chris von Muir]], [[Pantheon/AirBasedTravel Cid]], [[Pantheon/MagicCasters Aerith Gainsborough]], [[Pantheon/AnthropomorphicAnimals Red XIII]], [[Pantheon/MagicArchetypes Vivi Ornitier, Palom and Porom]], [[Pantheon/{{Thieves}} Balthier]], [[Pantheon/{{Heirs}} Ashe]], [[Pantheon/{{Destinies}} Snow Villiers, Oebra Dia Vanille, Oebra Yun Fang, Sazh Katzroy, Hope Esthiem, Serah Farron]], [[Pantheon/ChefsAndEstablishments Ignis Scientia]]
** Other Allies: [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/LightAndBrightness Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRacesAquaman]], '''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''', Aquaman]], [[Pantheon/FightingStyles Tokugawa Ieyasu]], Jak, [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], [[Pantheon/OtherCriminals Flynn Rider]], [[Pantheon/OutlooksOnLife Megamind]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Kuzco]]Kuzco]], [[Pantheon/{{Food}} Kirby]], [[Pantheon/MagicArchetypes Wendy Marvell]], Boruto Uzumaki
** From Spira: '''''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''''', '''[[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]]''', ''[[Pantheon/WritingTechniques Maechen]]''
** Warriors of [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}}
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** Other Allies: [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/LightAndBrightness Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRaces
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* Enemies: [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadership Mateus Palamecia,]] '''[[Pantheon/ReligiousFigures Seymour Guado]]''', [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]], [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Tenjuro Banno]]'''
* Longing to ease her unhappiness, Cosmos led Yuna to the gates of the Pantheon, the closest they could reach to the mortal plains. There Yuna was given another chance to whistle at the top of her lungs. After a few tries, the two feared it was a lost cause. Just as Cosmos was about to command the 501st to close the gates, the swift figure Tidus dashed through at breakneck speed, knocking into Yuna in the process. He finally kept his word.
* Longing to ease her unhappiness, Cosmos led Yuna to the gates of the Pantheon, the closest they could reach to the mortal plains. There Yuna was given another chance to whistle at the top of her lungs. After a few tries, the two feared it was a lost cause. Just as Cosmos was about to command the 501st to close the gates, the swift figure Tidus dashed through at breakneck speed, knocking into Yuna in the process. He finally kept his word.
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* Enemies: Enemies:
** The Warriors of [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]]: [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Garland]], [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadershipMateus Palamecia,]] '''[[Pantheon/ReligiousFigures Emperor Mateus]], [[Pantheon/{{Plants}} Exdeath]], [[Pantheon/{{Hatred}} Kefka Palazzo]], [[Pantheon/{{Transformations}} Sephiroth]], [[Pantheon/CombatMagic Ultimecia]]
** Other Final Fantasy Enemies: '''''[[Pantheon/ReligiousFigures SeymourGuado]]''', Guado]]''''', [[Pantheon/GeneticEngineering Profesor Hojo]], [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]], Caius Ballad]], [[Pantheon/{{Sinners}} Ardyn Izunia]], [[Pantheon/{{Movesets}} Malboro]], [[Pantheon/{{Enemies}} Tonberry]], [[Pantheon/OtherDimensions Shinryu]],
** Other Enemies: [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Tenjuro Banno]]'''
* Special Relationship: Jecht (his father)
* Longing to ease her unhappiness, Cosmos led Yuna to the gates of thePantheon, Pantheon (this was before [[Pantheon/SocialAndRecreationalWork the Inspector]] from VideoGame/PapersPlease ascended and the borders needed him), the closest they could reach to the mortal plains. There There, Yuna was given another chance to whistle at the top of her lungs. After a few tries, the two feared it was a lost cause. Just as Cosmos was about to command the 501st to close the gates, the swift figure Tidus dashed through at breakneck speed, knocking into Yuna in the process. He finally kept his word.
** The Warriors of [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]]: [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Garland]], [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadership
** Other Final Fantasy Enemies: '''''[[Pantheon/ReligiousFigures Seymour
** Other Enemies: [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Tenjuro Banno]]'''
* Special Relationship: Jecht (his father)
* Longing to ease her unhappiness, Cosmos led Yuna to the gates of the
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** As it stands, he's still trying to get better to be a match for Aqua Man, who boasts aquatic skills he'd never thought possible.
* Tidus has something of a love-hate relationship with his father [[Pantheon/{{Love}} Jecht]]. He's gotten to know the man on a much deeper level, and is willing to accept him. However, there are many times [[ParentsAsPeople where his father's actions as the muscle head or sex god he is]] makes Tidus just want to clock him over the head with a few dozen blitzballs.
* Tidus has something of a love-hate relationship with his father [[Pantheon/{{Love}} Jecht]]. He's gotten to know the man on a much deeper level, and is willing to accept him. However, there are many times [[ParentsAsPeople where his father's actions as the muscle head or sex god he is]] makes Tidus just want to clock him over the head with a few dozen blitzballs.
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** As it stands, he's still trying to get better to be a match for Aqua Man, Aquaman, who boasts aquatic skills he'd never thought possible.
* Tidus has something of a love-hate relationship with his father[[Pantheon/{{Love}} Jecht]].Jecht. He's gotten to know the man on a much deeper level, and is willing to accept him. However, there are many times [[ParentsAsPeople where his father's actions as the muscle head musclehead or sex god he is]] makes Tidus just want to clock him over the head with a few dozen blitzballs.
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* As one of the youngest of the Sons of Square, many seem to ridicule the striker for a number of things, chief being when he attempted to laugh at Yuna's suggestion. Always exasperated by this, Tidus has repeatedly mentioned that [[TheyPlottedAPerfectlyGoodWaste he was ''purposefully'' laughing like that.]]
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* As one of the youngest of the Sons of Square, Square (before Lightning and Noctis came along), many seem to ridicule the striker for a number of things, chief being when he attempted to laugh at Yuna's suggestion. Always exasperated by this, Tidus has repeatedly mentioned that [[TheyPlottedAPerfectlyGoodWaste he was ''purposefully'' "purposefully" laughing like that.]]]]
* Given that he was [[spoiler:literally a dream]], some gods have been trying to think of a joke pertaining to it, but are coming up flat at the moment. After all, since she never thought of him until they actually met, there's no way [[spoiler:Tidus is Yuna's dream boy]]. Besides, depending on what ending gotten on X-2, [[spoiler:he essentially becomes a real person]].
* Apparently, between his disappearance upon defeating Sin and his revival in Spira, he had spent two years fighting almost alone in another dimension during the events of ''Mobius Final Fantasy''.
* Given that he was [[spoiler:literally a dream]], some gods have been trying to think of a joke pertaining to it, but are coming up flat at the moment. After all, since she never thought of him until they actually met, there's no way [[spoiler:Tidus is Yuna's dream boy]]. Besides, depending on what ending gotten on X-2, [[spoiler:he essentially becomes a real person]].
* Apparently, between his disappearance upon defeating Sin and his revival in Spira, he had spent two years fighting almost alone in another dimension during the events of ''Mobius Final Fantasy''.
* Has a connection with Kirby given he is the protector of dreams and [[spoiler:Tidus was part of a dream where he exists, but not anymore.]] His general friendly attitude also helps.
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* Shortly after the Pantheon Blitzball Stadium was finally finished, Tidus noticed many gods and goddesses using it as a standard pool. Exasperated, he exclaimed 'That's not what it's there for!' and quickly explained what Blitzball was. Enrollment for the Pantheon's first Blitzball teams has begun.
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* Shortly after the Pantheon Blitzball Stadium was finally finished, Tidus noticed many gods and goddesses using it as a standard pool. Exasperated, he exclaimed 'That's "That's not what it's there for!' for!" and quickly explained what Blitzball was. Enrollment for the Pantheon's first Blitzball teams has begun.begun, and to ensure there are enough members for teams, Tidus has included heralds for enrollment, and ascended his own team, the Besaid Aurochs, as heralds.
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* Currently, Tidus' Blitzball team, named after the Besaid Aurochs, includes himself, Wakka (Lulu's herald and husband), and Jak, with three empty spots. Two former players, Sora and Ratchet, both retired for personal reasons (Sora due to his leg injury, and Ratchet due to loss of interest).
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* Currently, Tidus' Blitzball team, named after the only deities in the Besaid Aurochs, includes himself, Wakka (Lulu's herald Aurochs include himself and husband), and Jak, with three empty spots.Jak. Two former players, Sora and Ratchet, both retired for personal reasons (Sora due to his leg injury, and Ratchet due to loss of interest).
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** Through Melody, yet another blitzball team by the name Team Mermaid Melody, and comprised of [[Pantheon/HairColor the Mermaid Princesses]], has caught his eye. Notably, despite being the group leader, Lucia doesn't lead the team.
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* Relates with Wendy Marvell a little bit, because [[spoiler:although they weren't in a dream at all like Tidus was, she realized and mourned over the fact that her old guild Cait Shelter and the rest of its memebers except for herself and Carla don't actually exist]].
* He's made another friend in Boruto, since he understands the feeling of being overshadowed by who his father is, even though, unlike Jecht, Naruto is a very cool guy.
* He's made another friend in Boruto, since he understands the feeling of being overshadowed by who his father is, even though, unlike Jecht, Naruto is a very cool guy.
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** He has also been observed providing commentary for ''VideoGame/Dota2'' matches. The various Dota gods aren’t sure what to make of this, but are glad he isn’t trying to mess with them.
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* In Friendly Competition with: [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Percy Jackson]]
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* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Cosmos]], [[Pantheon/HeroicRoles Warrior of Light]], [[Pantheon/{{Weapons}} Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Firion, Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Cecil Harvy, Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRaces Aquaman]], '''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''', [[Pantheon/FightingStyles Tokugawa Ieyasu]], Jak, [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], [[Pantheon/OtherCriminals Flynn Rider]], [[Pantheon/OutlooksOnLife Megamind]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Kuzco]]
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* [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Sora]] has stated more than once that he knows an alternate, and younger, version of Tidus [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI back on the Destiny Islands]], whom he always handled sword practices with. That version was killed in the destruction of the islands, but was eventually brought back to life following Ansem's defeat. This Tidus has the memories of the alternate one (barring his death), and recognized Sora upon meeting in the pantheon.
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* [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Sora]] Sora has stated more than once that he knows an alternate, and younger, version of Tidus [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI back on the Destiny Islands]], whom he always handled sword practices with. That version was killed in the destruction of the islands, but was eventually brought back to life following Ansem's defeat. This Tidus has the memories of the alternate one (barring his death), and recognized Sora upon meeting in the pantheon.
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* [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance Surprisingly]], a dream version of Clopin wasn't present when [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Sora]] visited the Court of Miracles at the point where the trial took place in reality. Who knows [[FridgeHorror what could've happened to the Keybearer]] if the dream ''did'' follow what happened closer, and included Clopin and the other gypsies, but it's agreed that Esmeralda would've saved him from hanging as well.
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* [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance Surprisingly]], a dream version of Clopin wasn't present when [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness [[Pantheon/LightAndBrightness Sora]] visited the Court of Miracles at the point where the trial took place in reality. Who knows [[FridgeHorror what could've happened to the Keybearer]] if the dream ''did'' follow what happened closer, and included Clopin and the other gypsies, but it's agreed that Esmeralda would've saved him from hanging as well.
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* Allies: [[Pantheon/MultiWieldingWeapons Link]], [[Pantheon/{{Royalty}} Zelda]], [[Pantheon/CharacterRoles Navi]], [[Pantheon/AnalysisAndRecords Fi]], [[Pantheon/AnthropomorphicAnimals Medli]], [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Wind Fish]], [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Decidueye]], [[Pantheon/{{Birds}} Odette, Chanticleer]], [[Pantheon/{{Shapeshifters}} Tobias]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Winnie The Pooh]].
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* Allies: [[Pantheon/MultiWieldingWeapons Link]], [[Pantheon/{{Royalty}} Zelda]], [[Pantheon/CharacterRoles [[Pantheon/CharacterReveals Navi]], [[Pantheon/AnalysisAndRecords Fi]], [[Pantheon/AnthropomorphicAnimals Medli]], [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Wind Fish]], [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Decidueye]], [[Pantheon/{{Birds}} Odette, Chanticleer]], [[Pantheon/{{Shapeshifters}} Tobias]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Winnie The Pooh]].
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* Is a huge fan of Elvira and would hit that if he wasn't a bag of bones. The Mistress of the Dark adores the attention. Any teamup story involving these two will certainly be an epic affair.
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** One of his most frequent ones is Rod Sterling. A contender for the title, Rod decided the abdicate his claim to focus on anthology.
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* Allies: [[Pantheon/WeaponWielding Link]], [[Pantheon/{{Royalty}} Zelda]], [[Pantheon/CharacterRoles Navi]], [[Pantheon/AnalysisAndRecords Fi]], [[Pantheon/AnthropomorphicAnimals Medli]], [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Wind Fish]], [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Decidueye]], [[Pantheon/{{Birds}} Odette, Chanticleer]], [[Pantheon/{{Shapeshifters}} Tobias]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Winnie The Pooh]].
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[[folder:Veronica Mars]]
'''Series/VeronicaMars, Divine FirstPersonSmartass'''
[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vm_veronica2_6591.jpg]]
* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm1g5Yg0hUw We Used To Be Friends]].
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: The Mars Investigation logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolios: '''TheSnarkKnight [[GoodIsNotNice Who Usually Isn't Nice Towards Others]]''', GuileHero, DaddysGirl, BornDetective, IntrepidReporter, CoolLoser, KnightInSourArmor, DefrostingIceQueen, FullNameBasis, ConsummateLiar, ultimately a TragicHero.
* Domains: Trickery, Good, Narration, Justice
* Followers: Anyone in Neptune High with a mystery to be solved.
* Allies: '''[[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Nancy Drew]]''', '''[[Pantheon/{{Personalities}} Daria Morgendorffer]]''', [[Pantheon/MedicalConditions Barbara Gordon]], [[Pantheon/AnalysisAndRecords Sherlock Holmes]] and all other detectives,[[Pantheon/{{Officers}} Gareth G. Lestrade]], [[Pantheon/OptimismAndPessimism Akane Tsunemori]], [[Pantheon/{{School}} Kim Possible]], [[Pantheon/LoveOther Red Sonja]], [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Percy Jackson]],
* Enemies: The House of Pantheon/{{Crime}}, especially Moriarty and [[Pantheon/CriminalActions Scott Shelby]], [[Pantheon/{{School}} Libby Chessler and The Ashleys]]
* Opposes: [[Pantheon/{{Officers}} Inspector Javert]], [[Pantheon/TaintedLaw Rosco P. Coltrane]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Goro Akechi]]
* When Nancy Drew was looking for a high priest for her temple, this lady fit the bill for the role. Starting her career from back in high school, Veronica Mars proved to be a sharp mind from the get-go. She was even compared to the Goddess of {{Amateur Sleuth}}s within her own show. There was just one problem: Veronica Mars preferred to [[IWorkAlone work alone]]. While she would admit that Drew has history to back her claim to the throne, Veronica Mars dreamed of striking things out on her own. Eventually, the two had a falling out with the blond storming out the temple, bringing a sizable amount of her fans with her. Drawn by her narrative skills, they eventually found a place in the House of Narration. Some alone time was just the cure she needed, as she later apologized to Nancy Drew about her outburst. It was decided that the two would only teamup when they ended up doing the same case.
** She has been described as 'Nancy Drew meets Phillip Marlowe', but a crowning trait of hers is a wit comparable to that of Daria herself. The Goddess of Sarcasm stated she already had a high priest in line. Besides, she figured that having Veronica Mars there would be problematic given how [[NoSocialSkills anti-social]] the two of them can be. Regardless, Daria respects the detective enough to enter her tight circle of friends.
* Many in the Pantheon have at least some sort of TraumaCongaLine and Veronica Mars is no different. She hides her guilt behind an ironclad gate of jadedness, but some people still feel bad for her. When Red Sonja discovered that she was raped, she offered her services cases that require physical strength. The detective reluctantly agreed. She may say that she doesn't want to be turned into a pity party, but in secret she is glad there are more sympathetic people here than in her own world.
* At least shares a trait with Holmes in the need to work alone. Still, Veronica Mars admires the tenacity of the premiere detective in the Pantheon. They do make a fine time in the rare chance they work on the same case. There are others such as Tomari, Naoti and Shotaro Hidari and Philip that she seeks advice from.
** As her work involves some occasional cooperation with the police, Holmes convinced her to open up ties with Inspector Lestrade. She does not, however, have a healthy relationship with the police and tends to avoid them whenever possible. Still, Lestrade did leave a good impression on her, allowing Veronica Mars to handle her cases as she sees fit.
** Usually when Veronica Mars does seek help, it's against Moriarty. He's a figure Veronica Mars has been obsessed with ever since she found out about him. Attempts to find his location has been in vain. It has been a while since she faced a [[DiabolicalMastermind criminal mastermind]] that could match her skills.
* Much of the reason why she avoids the House of Justice is because of the likes of [[InspectorJavert Javert]]. The officer employed Don Lamb to be the sheriff of her town, and he has done nothing but do his hardest to arrest Veronica Mars and her allies in false allegations. While Javert admits he wishes Sheriff Lamb would do a better job, he commended the man's zeal for justice however misguided it may be. Despite this, Javert himself has largely left Veronica Mars alone to her own devices.
* Rosco on the other hand has actively pursued her on false charges. This hostility started when Veronica Mars successfully proved that the the Dukes of Hazard did not run over [[Pantheon/MurderAndAssassination Kenny]] while speeding. Rosco has since tried his hardest to make her investigations as difficult as possible. Regardless, the detective proved to be more than a match for his schemes, evading arrests and legal traps with ease.
** Her contempt goes especially vicious against those who use their detective skills in order to hide their crimes. She wouldn't hesitate to go after such people on her own, even though such actions often get herself in trouble.
* May be seen as a slightly more snarky version of Kim Possible. In fact, she has been the go-to person for the super spy in regards to solving mysteries. The detective wonders about her relationship with Ron, but has let things slide since he makes her happy.
* As a high schooler, she unleashes much of her wrath upon {{Alpha Bitch}}es such as Libby and the Ashleys who have targeted her for her aloofness. Little did they know that Veronica Mars was always ready for a barbed retort, embarrassing them in the process.
* While far from an idealistic Hope Bringer, she does enjoy the company of Akane Tsunemori. In the least, she makes sure that her nativity does not get the better of her.
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'''Series/VeronicaMars, Divine FirstPersonSmartass'''
[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vm_veronica2_6591.jpg]]
* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm1g5Yg0hUw We Used To Be Friends]].
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: The Mars Investigation logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolios: '''TheSnarkKnight [[GoodIsNotNice Who Usually Isn't Nice Towards Others]]''', GuileHero, DaddysGirl, BornDetective, IntrepidReporter, CoolLoser, KnightInSourArmor, DefrostingIceQueen, FullNameBasis, ConsummateLiar, ultimately a TragicHero.
* Domains: Trickery, Good, Narration, Justice
* Followers: Anyone in Neptune High with a mystery to be solved.
* Allies: '''[[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Nancy Drew]]''', '''[[Pantheon/{{Personalities}} Daria Morgendorffer]]''', [[Pantheon/MedicalConditions Barbara Gordon]], [[Pantheon/AnalysisAndRecords Sherlock Holmes]] and all other detectives,[[Pantheon/{{Officers}} Gareth G. Lestrade]], [[Pantheon/OptimismAndPessimism Akane Tsunemori]], [[Pantheon/{{School}} Kim Possible]], [[Pantheon/LoveOther Red Sonja]], [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Percy Jackson]],
* Enemies: The House of Pantheon/{{Crime}}, especially Moriarty and [[Pantheon/CriminalActions Scott Shelby]], [[Pantheon/{{School}} Libby Chessler and The Ashleys]]
* Opposes: [[Pantheon/{{Officers}} Inspector Javert]], [[Pantheon/TaintedLaw Rosco P. Coltrane]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Goro Akechi]]
* When Nancy Drew was looking for a high priest for her temple, this lady fit the bill for the role. Starting her career from back in high school, Veronica Mars proved to be a sharp mind from the get-go. She was even compared to the Goddess of {{Amateur Sleuth}}s within her own show. There was just one problem: Veronica Mars preferred to [[IWorkAlone work alone]]. While she would admit that Drew has history to back her claim to the throne, Veronica Mars dreamed of striking things out on her own. Eventually, the two had a falling out with the blond storming out the temple, bringing a sizable amount of her fans with her. Drawn by her narrative skills, they eventually found a place in the House of Narration. Some alone time was just the cure she needed, as she later apologized to Nancy Drew about her outburst. It was decided that the two would only teamup when they ended up doing the same case.
** She has been described as 'Nancy Drew meets Phillip Marlowe', but a crowning trait of hers is a wit comparable to that of Daria herself. The Goddess of Sarcasm stated she already had a high priest in line. Besides, she figured that having Veronica Mars there would be problematic given how [[NoSocialSkills anti-social]] the two of them can be. Regardless, Daria respects the detective enough to enter her tight circle of friends.
* Many in the Pantheon have at least some sort of TraumaCongaLine and Veronica Mars is no different. She hides her guilt behind an ironclad gate of jadedness, but some people still feel bad for her. When Red Sonja discovered that she was raped, she offered her services cases that require physical strength. The detective reluctantly agreed. She may say that she doesn't want to be turned into a pity party, but in secret she is glad there are more sympathetic people here than in her own world.
* At least shares a trait with Holmes in the need to work alone. Still, Veronica Mars admires the tenacity of the premiere detective in the Pantheon. They do make a fine time in the rare chance they work on the same case. There are others such as Tomari, Naoti and Shotaro Hidari and Philip that she seeks advice from.
** As her work involves some occasional cooperation with the police, Holmes convinced her to open up ties with Inspector Lestrade. She does not, however, have a healthy relationship with the police and tends to avoid them whenever possible. Still, Lestrade did leave a good impression on her, allowing Veronica Mars to handle her cases as she sees fit.
** Usually when Veronica Mars does seek help, it's against Moriarty. He's a figure Veronica Mars has been obsessed with ever since she found out about him. Attempts to find his location has been in vain. It has been a while since she faced a [[DiabolicalMastermind criminal mastermind]] that could match her skills.
* Much of the reason why she avoids the House of Justice is because of the likes of [[InspectorJavert Javert]]. The officer employed Don Lamb to be the sheriff of her town, and he has done nothing but do his hardest to arrest Veronica Mars and her allies in false allegations. While Javert admits he wishes Sheriff Lamb would do a better job, he commended the man's zeal for justice however misguided it may be. Despite this, Javert himself has largely left Veronica Mars alone to her own devices.
* Rosco on the other hand has actively pursued her on false charges. This hostility started when Veronica Mars successfully proved that the the Dukes of Hazard did not run over [[Pantheon/MurderAndAssassination Kenny]] while speeding. Rosco has since tried his hardest to make her investigations as difficult as possible. Regardless, the detective proved to be more than a match for his schemes, evading arrests and legal traps with ease.
** Her contempt goes especially vicious against those who use their detective skills in order to hide their crimes. She wouldn't hesitate to go after such people on her own, even though such actions often get herself in trouble.
* May be seen as a slightly more snarky version of Kim Possible. In fact, she has been the go-to person for the super spy in regards to solving mysteries. The detective wonders about her relationship with Ron, but has let things slide since he makes her happy.
* As a high schooler, she unleashes much of her wrath upon {{Alpha Bitch}}es such as Libby and the Ashleys who have targeted her for her aloofness. Little did they know that Veronica Mars was always ready for a barbed retort, embarrassing them in the process.
* While far from an idealistic Hope Bringer, she does enjoy the company of Akane Tsunemori. In the least, she makes sure that her nativity does not get the better of her.
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** Thanks to the intensive training gone through, the Besaid Aurochs are considered to be almost unbeatable. Only Team Atlantica has ever been able to beat them, and only because its captain, [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], sounds [[Creator/TaraStrong exactly]] like Rikku, and is able to do flawless impersonations of Keira Hagai and Talwyn Apogee. Tidus holds no ill will towards the tomboyish princess, however.
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** Thanks to the intensive training they've gone through, the Besaid Aurochs are considered to be almost unbeatable. Only Team Atlantica has ever been able to beat them, and only because its captain, [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], sounds [[Creator/TaraStrong exactly]] like Rikku, and is able to do flawless impersonations of Keira Hagai and Talwyn Apogee. Tidus holds no ill will towards the tomboyish princess, however.
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* Currently, Tidus' Blitzball team, named after the Besaid Aurochs, includes himself and Jak, with four empty spots. Two former players, Sora and Ratchet, both retired for personal reasons (Sora due to his leg injury, and Ratchet due to loss of interest).
** Thanks to the intensive training gone through, the Besaid Aurochs are considered to be almost unbeatable. Only Team Atlantica has ever been able to beat them, and only because it's captain, [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], sounds [[Creator/TaraStrong exactly]] like Rikku, and is able to do flawless impersonations of Keira Hagai and Talwyn Apogee. Tidus holds no ill will towards the tomboyish princess, however.
** Thanks to the intensive training gone through, the Besaid Aurochs are considered to be almost unbeatable. Only Team Atlantica has ever been able to beat them, and only because it's captain, [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], sounds [[Creator/TaraStrong exactly]] like Rikku, and is able to do flawless impersonations of Keira Hagai and Talwyn Apogee. Tidus holds no ill will towards the tomboyish princess, however.
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* Currently, Tidus' Blitzball team, named after the Besaid Aurochs, includes himself himself, Wakka (Lulu's herald and husband), and Jak, with four three empty spots. Two former players, Sora and Ratchet, both retired for personal reasons (Sora due to his leg injury, and Ratchet due to loss of interest).
** Thanks to the intensive training gone through, the Besaid Aurochs are considered to be almost unbeatable. Only Team Atlantica has ever been able to beat them, and only becauseit's its captain, [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], sounds [[Creator/TaraStrong exactly]] like Rikku, and is able to do flawless impersonations of Keira Hagai and Talwyn Apogee. Tidus holds no ill will towards the tomboyish princess, however.
** Thanks to the intensive training gone through, the Besaid Aurochs are considered to be almost unbeatable. Only Team Atlantica has ever been able to beat them, and only because
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** Fellow Sages: [[Pantheon/{{Characterization}} Impa]], [[Pantheon/{{Happiness}} Darunia]], [[Pantheon/BodyImages Ruto]], [[Pantheon/NarrativeStructure Saria]].
** Fellow Sages: [[Pantheon/{{Characterization}} Impa]], [[Pantheon/{{Happiness}} Darunia]], [[Pantheon/BodyImages Ruto]], [[Pantheon/NarrativeStructure Saria]].
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!Ambiguous Rank
[[folder:Howard and Kreese]]
...Nothing here? Okay, who’s coming n-
'''Howard''': “Hey, excuse me, are you a certified announcer like us?”
Well, not really. I’m more of a-
'''Kreese''': “Well then SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is our profile, you don’t see us comin' and stealing your job narrating the fuckin’ Tales or whatever!”
[=*Cue Kreese and Howard slamming the narrator into a burning barrel and throwing it unto oncoming traffic.*=]
'''Howard''': “And would you look at that, they had a ''barrel'' of a time! I'd like to check out what's left of them but first, our profile.”
'''[[VideoGame/MadWorld Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreely]], Patron Saints of [[AnnouncerChatter Talkative Announcers]]'''
* Ambiguous Rank (Kreese is often assumed to be a ''really'' durable Demigod)
* Symbol: The Shock TV 86 Logo
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: {{Jerkass}}es, RefugeInAudacity, {{Alliterative Name}}, ClusterFBomb, ToiletHumor, ComicallyMissingThePoint, [[CombatCommentator DeathWatch commentators]], [[TheVoice Only heard, never seen]]
** Howard: ExtremeOmnisexual [[HypocriticalHumor yet mocks his ex-wife's sexual deviance]], {{Politically Incorrect| Villain}}, PungeonMaster
** Kreese: BookDumb, [[EverybodyHatesMathematics "NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!"]], MadeOfIron, Miraculous ActionSurvivor, AmusingInjuries, [[EvenEvilHasStandards Disgusted by animal murder]] ([[BrokenAesop people are fine, though]])
* Domains: Commentary, Announcers, Blood Sport, Carnage, Audacity
* Mainly spectates over: [[Pantheon/BladedWeapons Jack Cayman]], [[Pantheon/ClothingStyle Blacker Baron]], [[Pantheon/OtherWeaponTropes Big Bull]], [[Pantheon/MannersOfDeath Herr Frederick von Twirlenkiller]], [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Rain]] and [[Pantheon/MortalKombat other Kombatants]], [[Pantheon/AntiHeroes Travis Touchdown]], [[Pantheon/{{Fear}} The Bakers]], [[Pantheon/FormsOfImmortality Eliza]]
* Rivals: [[Pantheon/ActsOfWar Wiz and Boomstick]]
* Enemies:
** Both: Anyone who were forced to endure a DeadlyGame like most of the ''Pantheon/DanganRonpa'' deities and [[Pantheon/SocialAndRecreationalWork Katniss Everdeen]]
** Kreese: Animal abusers like [[Pantheon/EvilActions Cruella Deville]] and [[Pantheon/{{Contempt}} Lysandere]], [[Pantheon/JusticeBringers Baldi]]
* Popular with: The House of Pantheon/{{Slaughter}}
** Howard: The Houses of Pantheon/{{L|ove}}ust
* Annoyed with: [[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Junko Enoshima]]
* Opposed by: The House of Pantheon/{{Craft}}
* '''Howard:''' "Good evening bloodthirsty gods and goddesses! It's a beeaautiful day out in the Pantheon/TropePantheons, just perfect to spectate over - you guessed it - unfamily friendly bloodbath and carnage. My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and along with my co-commentator Kreese Kreely, I'll be giving you a slay-by-slay coverage over tonight's meat grinder with access to more than 100,000 cameras you can be sure you won't miss any evisceration, liquidation, or sick corpse defiling. Say, wouldn't you say this is the Pantheon's first official broadcast?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Right you fucking are, Howard. While DeathWatch isn't open to the Pantheon just yet, we've taken it upon ourselves to serve as announcers here to talk over every bit of messy manslaughter. Here we have loads and loads of gods and having met some of these weirdos I can tell you that this place is going to be more gruesome shows of disembodied limbs an than a family meeting swimming in a naval minefield. We've got a hell lot more amazing arenas, weapons, traps, and a shit ton more surprises coming your way.\\
'''Howard:''' "So sharpen your knives, pull up a seat, and get ready to enjoooooy our profile!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[BookDumb I can't even read it!]]"
* '''Kreese:''' "Oh hey it's Jack! Still chopping wankers to bits with that- ''double chainsaw!?''"\\
'''Howard:''' "Seems like the Baron's back again, wait he's with Jack? Didn't they kill each other [[FinalBoss that one time?]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[TheyKilledKennyAgain Aw he dies all the time]]. Must be a respect thing. Like Big Bull Crocker who seemed to got an upgrade in, [[{{Cyborg}} well everything]]. Twirlenkiller stayed the same, though. Oh Jesus, but his farts from his turbines got even stronger."\\
'''Howard:''' "[[ToiletHumor No, it was me again]]."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Argh, seriously Howard?!"
* '''Howard:''' "As per according to the divine rankings we're assigned as Ambiguous deities as while he participated in the games, we were never actually seen doing so by everyone here."\\
'''Kreese:''' "You're telling me they didn't see that time in '07 where [[AssShove Frank shoved his fist up my ass and turned me into a hand puppet?]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Apparently not."\\
'''Kreese:''' "You know, I never get these rankings. All the guys up top ever do is sit on their ass and masturbate and only ever get involved when it's fucking convenient for them. And yet everyone kisses their ass over and over again and never shuts up about them.\\
'''Howard:''' "Bastards like them are wasting all that good power not funding games like Deathwatch."
* '''Kreese:''' "You know I ran late this morning 'cause I was dealing with Rain? Music/{{Prince}} or not, you'll be more than wet when this princely stripper is done with you. He'll send you down the river while you're pissin' your pants, which is what exactly he did to me after giving me a swirly. Hmph, and if it that wasn't enough he can call thunderstorms out of nowhere."\\
'''Howard:''' "Hate to [[IncrediblyLamePun rain]] on your parade but throughout the battle with that deckhead and I thought to myself was [[PungeonMaster water]] you doing?!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[EyeScream The eye, I'm going to stab you]] [[SuddenlyShouting IN YOUR GODDAMN EYE]]!"\\
'''Howard:''' "[[TemptingFate You shore about that?]]"
* '''Howard:''' "You know, the other day I met this girl named Junko Enoshima and she apparently wants to help out with bringing in DeathWatch to the Pantheon."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Hell no! Keep her out of this."\\
'''Howard:''' "Sounds like you're acquainted with her already."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Acquainted? She made me sit through so many of her goddamn Killing Games, they're boring as sin! Everyone involved just moves around trying to ''not'' kill each other and only do it when that fucktard bear says so. Then they spend on and on with how the murder is committed and everything last goddamn detail. The only exciting bits are when some asshole gets executed, ''almost'' makes her babbling on despair worth it."\\
'''Howard:''' "You know, we should get some of those execution equipment for when DeathWatch comes back. Put it through better use than whatever the hell she's doing."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Aaaaamen to that."
** '''Howard:''' "And speaking of Killing Games, it seems we've had a lot of hate mail from people who went through thing like that-"\\
'''Kreese:''' "What?"\\
'''Howard:''' "-and hated it. 'Don't go and trivialize people's deaths ugh!' 'People shouldn't be forced to participate in DeathWatch neegh!'"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Isn't that the fucking point? I don't see the problem here, you know how much trouble it would be if we had to ask every single goddamn ratfucker if they want to participate or not?"
* '''Howard:''' "Look here, apparently we've been compared quite a lot to "Wiz and Boomstick". Says here with how we run things is similar to how they talk over WebVideo/DeathBattle, even though we totally came before them!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I dunno, I kinda like Boomstick. He pretty much speaks my language, probably go drinking sometime. Not with Wiz, though. Smartass has less luck with love than Howard."\\
'''Howard:''' "Wow, he must really suck."\\
'''Kreese:''' "I know."\\
'''Howard:''' "Maybe we should all do an episode one day and have Jack be one of the contenders. I could rant about my ex-wife with Boomstick and also teach Wiz a thing or two about love."\\
'''Kreese:''' "I doubt he'd learn anything from ''you''."
* '''Kreese:''' "You know, after a day of announcing and and spectating of gruesome murder, sometimes you just wanna kick back and take a break. Something like sitting down and smoking meth or maybe [[HiddenDepths some time playing golf-]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial well, not that I have ever done so.]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Oh wee. Whew. Finally got 'Mystery Food X' out of my system. And it only took a full 30 minutes of vommiting to do so!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I can tell you had shrimp for lunch, still can't believe I got my ass punted by that KickChick [[BrutalHonesty for saying how shit it was]]."\\
'''Howard:''' "Hmph. [[BlatantLies Only constructive criticism if you ask me]]. Anyways, what'd I miss this time? Any mortifying mutilations?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Oh, eh uh, just buzzsaw. Fourth time today."
* '''Howard:''' "You should be more mindful of where you are in the Pantheon. [[DeathWorld At least, a bit more than usual.]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Why?"\\
'''Howard:''' "Lately there's been talk of a teacher with an [[StylisticSuck atrociously simple appearance]]. They say that when you encountered them you have to find and solve all his math problems within his seven notebooks and even getting one wrong has him chasing you all over the House to do [[CorporalPunishment something with that ruler of his]]."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Ah hell, I know that prick. I had to go through them and got every single one of them wrong. You know when I signed up to be an announcer here [[EverybodyHatesMathematics NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "[[CatchPhrase I blaaaaame our schoooools!]]"
* '''Howard:''' "Today gods and goddesses we have here some unwilling deities placed in the lovely humble homestead of the ''murderous'' Jack, who seems to be in the mood for using his crippling chainsaws!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Why did we have to place 'em there in the first place? Isn't Jack already into games like this?"\\
'''Howard:''' "Jack ''Baker'', with his Chainsaw Shears but he's not limited to just that! Give this family man anything and he'll make faaantastic use of it. You could probably give him someone's entrails and he'll choke someone to death with them! He's a bit of a favorite among spectators, [[LaughablyEvil what with his lovable attitude and all]]. And he's got one hell of a wife too! "\\
'''Kreese:''' "I don't want to think of any bugs right now, I'm pretty sure her fucking bug-children has all types of diseases. They might be why I got yellow fever, malaria, and dengue just just yesterday."\\
'''Howard:''' "Speaking of children, their son Lucas Baker forces others to play {{Deadly Game}}s with all the neat and ''sadistic'' traps he made all by himself. That's the kind of ingenuity you don't see much of these days!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Cowardly little shit. I 'ought to kick his punk ass one day."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well why not now?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Uh, probably 'cause of all the traps.\\
'''Howard:''' "Fair point."
* '''Kreese:''' "Jesus, you know how much how I hate going into the House of Pantheon/HealthAndDiseases? Every time I go there almost every time there's doctor asking me a buncha questions: 'How'd you survive DeathWatch all this time?' 'How are you still living even when you're declared legally dead?' '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Can I touch your pig tits sown on your body?]]' All I want is to get fixed up, is that hard to get some goddamn service?
* '''Howard:''' "You seem to be on your period today. Ran out of weed?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Nope."\\
'''Howard:''' "Someone made a pun?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Yeah, but not the problem. [[EvenEvilHasStandards They let sickos like Cruella into this place, it's disgusting!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Again, didn't you [[BloodSport compete in DeathWatch]]?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "And again, asshole, the only living things I killed are people, [[BrokenAesop and that's different]]! What she tried to pull was just fucked up. And besides, Lysandere planned to kill off everyone so I'm in the right."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well, you're not wrong about that. Mathematically speaking, that may just be more kills than pretty much everyone in DeathWatch combined, even with Jack on board!"\\
'''Kreeese:''' "For fucks sake, NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!"\\
'''Both:''' "I blaaaaame our schoooools!"
* '''Kreese:''' "Come to think of it, what the hell is up with Wiki/TVTropes anyways? I see it [[NoFourthWall plastered all over the Pantheon no matter where I fucking go, and no one seems to notice!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Says here it's a wiki page meant to catalog every trope, a figure of speech or expression like a theme or device of sorts, across all of pop-culture. Movies, literature, and of course TV. And the Pantheon is no different, with characters chosen to represent them from pretty much everywhere. Then they stick 'em into a room just to see what would happen, mostly to watch them kill each other. [[BitingTheHandHumor Man, considering the amount of effort these Tropers put into all this, their lives must be pretty sad and boring]].\\
'''Kreese:''' "Well why'd ya think I asked you?"
* '''Howard:''' "I just got a letter from the House of Pantheon/{{Craft}}. It says here we're not welcome because of our comments on artists [[CreativeClosingCredits during the credits]]. I called them a rash you wanted to go away while you called them 'brain-dead booger eaters'."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Well it's true."
* '''Howard:''' "There goes another {{Mook}}'s spleen, surgical precision all thanks to Travis Touchdown and his beam katanas. Even for a dead-end loser like him, he can still cut you down to size!\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[CaptainObvious I'm pretty sure he's]] [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe missing more than his spleen]]."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well no shit, you think I couldn't see that?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Wouldn't be the first. Anyways, and I thought Geek senior and Geek junior with their wienie-ass hate sabers were bad enough but Mr. Crownless King over her takes whatever energy they had into a whole new level. He's faced {{Humongous Mecha}}s piloted by a sports team, a grandma with a WaveMotionGun, and other circus freaks even with the same nerd sticks he has! He's gotta recharge them through masturbating though. How does he still have a dick after all that, anyways? There's no way it could be any worse than that."\\
'''Howard:''' "Let Lust be my witness because what Travis does [[{{Squick}} couldn't even compare...]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I witnessed ''enough''."
* '''Kreese:''' "And here's Eliza. You know, it's thanks to her parasite that Sekhmet she's capable of attacking with blood and pretty much recovering from any wounds if she gets into a good enough source of one, and here I thought that other blood-hungry bitch was bad enough."\\
'''Howard:''' "Awesome rack on her, though!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Aw, true dat! I remember tryin' to get a good luck at her before her manwhores kicked the shit outta me. I got sent to the House of Health and Diseases with eight broken ribs, massive hemorrhage, and iron deficiency."\\
'''Howard:''' "[[DistractedByTheSexy Awesome rack on her, though!]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "True dat!"
* '''Howard:''' "This is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "And Kreese Kreely!"\\
'''Howard:''' "Saying thanks to all the gods, the readers, and of course the Tropers."\\
'''Kreese:''' "And we'll see you in hell!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Howard and Kreese]]
...Nothing here? Okay, who’s coming n-
'''Howard''': “Hey, excuse me, are you a certified announcer like us?”
Well, not really. I’m more of a-
'''Kreese''': “Well then SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is our profile, you don’t see us comin' and stealing your job narrating the fuckin’ Tales or whatever!”
[=*Cue Kreese and Howard slamming the narrator into a burning barrel and throwing it unto oncoming traffic.*=]
'''Howard''': “And would you look at that, they had a ''barrel'' of a time! I'd like to check out what's left of them but first, our profile.”
'''[[VideoGame/MadWorld Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreely]], Patron Saints of [[AnnouncerChatter Talkative Announcers]]'''
* Ambiguous Rank (Kreese is often assumed to be a ''really'' durable Demigod)
* Symbol: The Shock TV 86 Logo
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: {{Jerkass}}es, RefugeInAudacity, {{Alliterative Name}}, ClusterFBomb, ToiletHumor, ComicallyMissingThePoint, [[CombatCommentator DeathWatch commentators]], [[TheVoice Only heard, never seen]]
** Howard: ExtremeOmnisexual [[HypocriticalHumor yet mocks his ex-wife's sexual deviance]], {{Politically Incorrect| Villain}}, PungeonMaster
** Kreese: BookDumb, [[EverybodyHatesMathematics "NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!"]], MadeOfIron, Miraculous ActionSurvivor, AmusingInjuries, [[EvenEvilHasStandards Disgusted by animal murder]] ([[BrokenAesop people are fine, though]])
* Domains: Commentary, Announcers, Blood Sport, Carnage, Audacity
* Mainly spectates over: [[Pantheon/BladedWeapons Jack Cayman]], [[Pantheon/ClothingStyle Blacker Baron]], [[Pantheon/OtherWeaponTropes Big Bull]], [[Pantheon/MannersOfDeath Herr Frederick von Twirlenkiller]], [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Rain]] and [[Pantheon/MortalKombat other Kombatants]], [[Pantheon/AntiHeroes Travis Touchdown]], [[Pantheon/{{Fear}} The Bakers]], [[Pantheon/FormsOfImmortality Eliza]]
* Rivals: [[Pantheon/ActsOfWar Wiz and Boomstick]]
* Enemies:
** Both: Anyone who were forced to endure a DeadlyGame like most of the ''Pantheon/DanganRonpa'' deities and [[Pantheon/SocialAndRecreationalWork Katniss Everdeen]]
** Kreese: Animal abusers like [[Pantheon/EvilActions Cruella Deville]] and [[Pantheon/{{Contempt}} Lysandere]], [[Pantheon/JusticeBringers Baldi]]
* Popular with: The House of Pantheon/{{Slaughter}}
** Howard: The Houses of Pantheon/{{L|ove}}ust
* Annoyed with: [[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Junko Enoshima]]
* Opposed by: The House of Pantheon/{{Craft}}
* '''Howard:''' "Good evening bloodthirsty gods and goddesses! It's a beeaautiful day out in the Pantheon/TropePantheons, just perfect to spectate over - you guessed it - unfamily friendly bloodbath and carnage. My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and along with my co-commentator Kreese Kreely, I'll be giving you a slay-by-slay coverage over tonight's meat grinder with access to more than 100,000 cameras you can be sure you won't miss any evisceration, liquidation, or sick corpse defiling. Say, wouldn't you say this is the Pantheon's first official broadcast?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Right you fucking are, Howard. While DeathWatch isn't open to the Pantheon just yet, we've taken it upon ourselves to serve as announcers here to talk over every bit of messy manslaughter. Here we have loads and loads of gods and having met some of these weirdos I can tell you that this place is going to be more gruesome shows of disembodied limbs an than a family meeting swimming in a naval minefield. We've got a hell lot more amazing arenas, weapons, traps, and a shit ton more surprises coming your way.\\
'''Howard:''' "So sharpen your knives, pull up a seat, and get ready to enjoooooy our profile!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[BookDumb I can't even read it!]]"
* '''Kreese:''' "Oh hey it's Jack! Still chopping wankers to bits with that- ''double chainsaw!?''"\\
'''Howard:''' "Seems like the Baron's back again, wait he's with Jack? Didn't they kill each other [[FinalBoss that one time?]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[TheyKilledKennyAgain Aw he dies all the time]]. Must be a respect thing. Like Big Bull Crocker who seemed to got an upgrade in, [[{{Cyborg}} well everything]]. Twirlenkiller stayed the same, though. Oh Jesus, but his farts from his turbines got even stronger."\\
'''Howard:''' "[[ToiletHumor No, it was me again]]."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Argh, seriously Howard?!"
* '''Howard:''' "As per according to the divine rankings we're assigned as Ambiguous deities as while he participated in the games, we were never actually seen doing so by everyone here."\\
'''Kreese:''' "You're telling me they didn't see that time in '07 where [[AssShove Frank shoved his fist up my ass and turned me into a hand puppet?]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Apparently not."\\
'''Kreese:''' "You know, I never get these rankings. All the guys up top ever do is sit on their ass and masturbate and only ever get involved when it's fucking convenient for them. And yet everyone kisses their ass over and over again and never shuts up about them.\\
'''Howard:''' "Bastards like them are wasting all that good power not funding games like Deathwatch."
* '''Kreese:''' "You know I ran late this morning 'cause I was dealing with Rain? Music/{{Prince}} or not, you'll be more than wet when this princely stripper is done with you. He'll send you down the river while you're pissin' your pants, which is what exactly he did to me after giving me a swirly. Hmph, and if it that wasn't enough he can call thunderstorms out of nowhere."\\
'''Howard:''' "Hate to [[IncrediblyLamePun rain]] on your parade but throughout the battle with that deckhead and I thought to myself was [[PungeonMaster water]] you doing?!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[EyeScream The eye, I'm going to stab you]] [[SuddenlyShouting IN YOUR GODDAMN EYE]]!"\\
'''Howard:''' "[[TemptingFate You shore about that?]]"
* '''Howard:''' "You know, the other day I met this girl named Junko Enoshima and she apparently wants to help out with bringing in DeathWatch to the Pantheon."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Hell no! Keep her out of this."\\
'''Howard:''' "Sounds like you're acquainted with her already."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Acquainted? She made me sit through so many of her goddamn Killing Games, they're boring as sin! Everyone involved just moves around trying to ''not'' kill each other and only do it when that fucktard bear says so. Then they spend on and on with how the murder is committed and everything last goddamn detail. The only exciting bits are when some asshole gets executed, ''almost'' makes her babbling on despair worth it."\\
'''Howard:''' "You know, we should get some of those execution equipment for when DeathWatch comes back. Put it through better use than whatever the hell she's doing."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Aaaaamen to that."
** '''Howard:''' "And speaking of Killing Games, it seems we've had a lot of hate mail from people who went through thing like that-"\\
'''Kreese:''' "What?"\\
'''Howard:''' "-and hated it. 'Don't go and trivialize people's deaths ugh!' 'People shouldn't be forced to participate in DeathWatch neegh!'"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Isn't that the fucking point? I don't see the problem here, you know how much trouble it would be if we had to ask every single goddamn ratfucker if they want to participate or not?"
* '''Howard:''' "Look here, apparently we've been compared quite a lot to "Wiz and Boomstick". Says here with how we run things is similar to how they talk over WebVideo/DeathBattle, even though we totally came before them!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I dunno, I kinda like Boomstick. He pretty much speaks my language, probably go drinking sometime. Not with Wiz, though. Smartass has less luck with love than Howard."\\
'''Howard:''' "Wow, he must really suck."\\
'''Kreese:''' "I know."\\
'''Howard:''' "Maybe we should all do an episode one day and have Jack be one of the contenders. I could rant about my ex-wife with Boomstick and also teach Wiz a thing or two about love."\\
'''Kreese:''' "I doubt he'd learn anything from ''you''."
* '''Kreese:''' "You know, after a day of announcing and and spectating of gruesome murder, sometimes you just wanna kick back and take a break. Something like sitting down and smoking meth or maybe [[HiddenDepths some time playing golf-]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial well, not that I have ever done so.]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Oh wee. Whew. Finally got 'Mystery Food X' out of my system. And it only took a full 30 minutes of vommiting to do so!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I can tell you had shrimp for lunch, still can't believe I got my ass punted by that KickChick [[BrutalHonesty for saying how shit it was]]."\\
'''Howard:''' "Hmph. [[BlatantLies Only constructive criticism if you ask me]]. Anyways, what'd I miss this time? Any mortifying mutilations?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Oh, eh uh, just buzzsaw. Fourth time today."
* '''Howard:''' "You should be more mindful of where you are in the Pantheon. [[DeathWorld At least, a bit more than usual.]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Why?"\\
'''Howard:''' "Lately there's been talk of a teacher with an [[StylisticSuck atrociously simple appearance]]. They say that when you encountered them you have to find and solve all his math problems within his seven notebooks and even getting one wrong has him chasing you all over the House to do [[CorporalPunishment something with that ruler of his]]."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Ah hell, I know that prick. I had to go through them and got every single one of them wrong. You know when I signed up to be an announcer here [[EverybodyHatesMathematics NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "[[CatchPhrase I blaaaaame our schoooools!]]"
* '''Howard:''' "Today gods and goddesses we have here some unwilling deities placed in the lovely humble homestead of the ''murderous'' Jack, who seems to be in the mood for using his crippling chainsaws!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Why did we have to place 'em there in the first place? Isn't Jack already into games like this?"\\
'''Howard:''' "Jack ''Baker'', with his Chainsaw Shears but he's not limited to just that! Give this family man anything and he'll make faaantastic use of it. You could probably give him someone's entrails and he'll choke someone to death with them! He's a bit of a favorite among spectators, [[LaughablyEvil what with his lovable attitude and all]]. And he's got one hell of a wife too! "\\
'''Kreese:''' "I don't want to think of any bugs right now, I'm pretty sure her fucking bug-children has all types of diseases. They might be why I got yellow fever, malaria, and dengue just just yesterday."\\
'''Howard:''' "Speaking of children, their son Lucas Baker forces others to play {{Deadly Game}}s with all the neat and ''sadistic'' traps he made all by himself. That's the kind of ingenuity you don't see much of these days!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Cowardly little shit. I 'ought to kick his punk ass one day."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well why not now?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Uh, probably 'cause of all the traps.\\
'''Howard:''' "Fair point."
* '''Kreese:''' "Jesus, you know how much how I hate going into the House of Pantheon/HealthAndDiseases? Every time I go there almost every time there's doctor asking me a buncha questions: 'How'd you survive DeathWatch all this time?' 'How are you still living even when you're declared legally dead?' '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Can I touch your pig tits sown on your body?]]' All I want is to get fixed up, is that hard to get some goddamn service?
* '''Howard:''' "You seem to be on your period today. Ran out of weed?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Nope."\\
'''Howard:''' "Someone made a pun?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Yeah, but not the problem. [[EvenEvilHasStandards They let sickos like Cruella into this place, it's disgusting!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Again, didn't you [[BloodSport compete in DeathWatch]]?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "And again, asshole, the only living things I killed are people, [[BrokenAesop and that's different]]! What she tried to pull was just fucked up. And besides, Lysandere planned to kill off everyone so I'm in the right."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well, you're not wrong about that. Mathematically speaking, that may just be more kills than pretty much everyone in DeathWatch combined, even with Jack on board!"\\
'''Kreeese:''' "For fucks sake, NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!"\\
'''Both:''' "I blaaaaame our schoooools!"
* '''Kreese:''' "Come to think of it, what the hell is up with Wiki/TVTropes anyways? I see it [[NoFourthWall plastered all over the Pantheon no matter where I fucking go, and no one seems to notice!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Says here it's a wiki page meant to catalog every trope, a figure of speech or expression like a theme or device of sorts, across all of pop-culture. Movies, literature, and of course TV. And the Pantheon is no different, with characters chosen to represent them from pretty much everywhere. Then they stick 'em into a room just to see what would happen, mostly to watch them kill each other. [[BitingTheHandHumor Man, considering the amount of effort these Tropers put into all this, their lives must be pretty sad and boring]].\\
'''Kreese:''' "Well why'd ya think I asked you?"
* '''Howard:''' "I just got a letter from the House of Pantheon/{{Craft}}. It says here we're not welcome because of our comments on artists [[CreativeClosingCredits during the credits]]. I called them a rash you wanted to go away while you called them 'brain-dead booger eaters'."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Well it's true."
* '''Howard:''' "There goes another {{Mook}}'s spleen, surgical precision all thanks to Travis Touchdown and his beam katanas. Even for a dead-end loser like him, he can still cut you down to size!\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[CaptainObvious I'm pretty sure he's]] [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe missing more than his spleen]]."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well no shit, you think I couldn't see that?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Wouldn't be the first. Anyways, and I thought Geek senior and Geek junior with their wienie-ass hate sabers were bad enough but Mr. Crownless King over her takes whatever energy they had into a whole new level. He's faced {{Humongous Mecha}}s piloted by a sports team, a grandma with a WaveMotionGun, and other circus freaks even with the same nerd sticks he has! He's gotta recharge them through masturbating though. How does he still have a dick after all that, anyways? There's no way it could be any worse than that."\\
'''Howard:''' "Let Lust be my witness because what Travis does [[{{Squick}} couldn't even compare...]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I witnessed ''enough''."
* '''Kreese:''' "And here's Eliza. You know, it's thanks to her parasite that Sekhmet she's capable of attacking with blood and pretty much recovering from any wounds if she gets into a good enough source of one, and here I thought that other blood-hungry bitch was bad enough."\\
'''Howard:''' "Awesome rack on her, though!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Aw, true dat! I remember tryin' to get a good luck at her before her manwhores kicked the shit outta me. I got sent to the House of Health and Diseases with eight broken ribs, massive hemorrhage, and iron deficiency."\\
'''Howard:''' "[[DistractedByTheSexy Awesome rack on her, though!]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "True dat!"
* '''Howard:''' "This is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "And Kreese Kreely!"\\
'''Howard:''' "Saying thanks to all the gods, the readers, and of course the Tropers."\\
'''Kreese:''' "And we'll see you in hell!"
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* '''Kreese:''' "Come to think of it, what the hell is up with TvTropes Wiki/TVTropes anyways? I see it [[NoFourthWall plastered all over the Pantheon no matter where I fucking go, and no one seems to notice!]]"\\
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* Followers: [[Disney/{{Tangled}} Flynn Rider]], WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Kuzco]], [[Film/AmericanBeauty Lester Burnham]], [[Film/TheLovelyBones Susie Salmon]]
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* Followers: [[Disney/{{Tangled}} Flynn Rider]], WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Kuzco]], [[Film/AmericanBeauty Lester Burnham]], [[Film/TheLovelyBones Susie Salmon]]
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** Ascended: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Cosmos]], [[Pantheon/HeroicRoles Warrior of Light]], [[Pantheon/{{Weapons}} Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Firion, Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Cecil Harvy, Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRaces Aquaman]], '''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''', [[Pantheon/FightingStyles Tokugawa Ieyasu]], Jak, [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]]
** Ascended: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Cosmos]], [[Pantheon/HeroicRoles Warrior of Light]], [[Pantheon/{{Weapons}} Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Firion, Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Cecil Harvy, Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRaces Aquaman]], '''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''', [[Pantheon/FightingStyles Tokugawa Ieyasu]], Jak, [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]]
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** Ascended:Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Cosmos]], [[Pantheon/HeroicRoles Warrior of Light]], [[Pantheon/{{Weapons}} Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Firion, Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Cecil Harvy, Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRaces Aquaman]], '''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''', [[Pantheon/FightingStyles Tokugawa Ieyasu]], Jak, [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]]Melody]], [[Pantheon/OtherCriminals Flynn Rider]], [[Pantheon/OutlooksOnLife Megamind]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Kuzco]]
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* Enemies: [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadership Mateus Palamecia,]] '''[[Pantheon/{{Sinners}} '''[[Pantheon/ReligiousFigures Seymour Guado]]''', [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]], [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Tenjuro Banno]]'''
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* Complicated Relationships: '''[[Pantheon/{{Gameplay}} Stanley]]'''
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* Theme: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ght23jESOpA&list=SPldNgdLVBzhJWkMcKMwFFLr3wt81f_o4I&index=2 "To Zanarkand"]]. When fighting, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nsp5CnvVQ Battle Theme]].
* Theme: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ght23jESOpA&list=SPldNgdLVBzhJWkMcKMwFFLr3wt81f_o4I&index=2 "To Zanarkand"]]. When fighting, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nsp5CnvVQ Battle Theme]].
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* Portfolio: [[ThisisMyStory Telling his story,]] [[{{Keet}} being very chipper]], [[TheAce a star athlete]] [[LovableJock who's still nice]], [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter being in his father's shadow]], [[TimeMaster mastery of Haste, Slow, and Stop]], [[IKnowMaddenKombat using Blitzball skills in combat]], [[AlwaysSaveTheGirl intending to protect Yuna]], [[FashionableAsymmetry asymmetrical clothing]], [[spoiler:[[TomatoInTheMirror those who were really beings of the Fayth's dream]]]].
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* Portfolio: [[ThisisMyStory Telling his story,]] [[{{Keet}} being very chipper]], [[TheAce a star athlete]] [[LovableJock who's still nice]], [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter being in his father's shadow]], [[TimeMaster mastery of Haste, Slow, and Stop]], [[IKnowMaddenKombat using Blitzball skills in combat]], [[AlwaysSaveTheGirl intending to protect Yuna]], [[FashionableAsymmetry asymmetrical clothing]], [[spoiler:[[TomatoInTheMirror those who were really beings of the Fayth's dream]]]].dream]]]]
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* Followers: [[Disney/{{Tangled}} Flynn Rider]], WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Kuzco]], [[Film/AmericanBeauty Lester Burnham]], [[Film/TheLovelyBones Susie Salmon]].
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* Followers: [[Disney/{{Tangled}} Flynn Rider]], WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Kuzco]], [[Film/AmericanBeauty Lester Burnham]], [[Film/TheLovelyBones Susie Salmon]].Salmon]]
* Heralds: Wakka, Kimahri, Rikku.
* High Priest: [[Literature/MobyDick Ishmael]]
* Heralds: Wakka, Kimahri, Rikku.
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* In Friendly Competition with: [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Percy Jackson]].
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadership Mateus Palamecia,]] '''[[Pantheon/{{Sinners}} Seymour Guado]]''', [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]], [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Tenjuro Banno]]'''.
* High Priest: [[Literature/MobyDick Ishmael]].
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadership Mateus Palamecia,]] '''[[Pantheon/{{Sinners}} Seymour Guado]]''', [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]], [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Tenjuro Banno]]'''.
* High Priest: [[Literature/MobyDick Ishmael]].
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* Enemies: [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadership Mateus Palamecia,]] '''[[Pantheon/{{Sinners}} Seymour Guado]]''', [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]], [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil TenjuroBanno]]'''.
* High Priest: [[Literature/MobyDick Ishmael]].Banno]]'''
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* High Priest: [[Literature/MobyDick Ishmael]].
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* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ Ma]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u116HbMOF_Y x Pa]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ITlDnhRIg yne]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw TEARS]]
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* Domains: Light, Wisdow, Exposition, Birds.
* Portfolio: [[{{Animorphism}} Human Transformed into an Animal]], [[TheOwlKnowingOne Knowledgeable Owl]], [[AbnormalLimbRotationRange Rotational Owl Limbs]], MrExposition, [[ShallIRepeatThat Repeating Said Exposition When Prompted]], RepetitiveName.
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'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Kaepora Gaebora]], God of [[ShallIRepeatThat Player-Agreed Expository Repetition]]''' (Rauru, Sage of Light, [[WebOriginal/GameGrumps Spoiler Owl]])
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* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Meals}} Remy the Rat]], [[Pantheon/MedicalConditions Madeline]], [[Patheon/RacialAppearances Charlotte Dunois]], [[Pantheon/CommercialArchetypes Perrine H. Clostermann]], [[Pantheon/OutlooksOnJob Glass Joe]], [[Pantheon/{{Logic}} Luna Lovegood]], [[Pantheon/GameDesign Gnome Chompski]], [[Pantheon/CraftingMaterials Zorro]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalities}} Alice]]
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* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Meals}} Remy the Rat]], [[Pantheon/MedicalConditions Madeline]], [[Patheon/RacialAppearances [[Pantheon/RacialAppearances Charlotte Dunois]], [[Pantheon/CommercialArchetypes Perrine H. Clostermann]], [[Pantheon/OutlooksOnJob Glass Joe]], [[Pantheon/{{Logic}} Luna Lovegood]], [[Pantheon/GameDesign Gnome Chompski]], [[Pantheon/CraftingMaterials Zorro]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalities}} Alice]]
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'''Series/{{The Story|teller}}{{t|heStoryteller}}eller'''
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* Quasideity
* Symbol: ''The Storyteller'' logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: TheStoryteller ([[CaptainObvious Clearly Enough]]; [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Also Only Referred To By That Name]]), FramingDevice, [[ADayInTheLimelight Featured in One Story]] ([[TheCameo And a Brief Appearance in Another]])
* Domains: Storytelling, Intrigue
* Herald: [[TheWatson His dog]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Kermit the Frog]], [[Pantheon/FanReaction Barney the Dinosaur]], [[Pantheon/ElementalFive Miyuki Hoshizora]], Scheherazade
* Conflicting Relations: The Narrator
* Within an old house somewhere, there inhabits an eccentric old man sitting by the fireplace with his dog. This man is more than willing to tell visitors a story, usually a fairy tale or of something from a mythology (these stories tend to be rather obscure). The dog is there to provide a few thoughts of his own on the tale that the man is telling.
** Through a handful of deities, he was able to learn about additional classical tales and mythologies. He has expressed interest in telling these stories to others at some point down the road.
* Many of the stories he tells are relatively dark in tone, but they generally end on a positive note (though there were a few exceptions to that). Despite that, The Storyteller would rather keep his distance from Grimm, mostly because of the latter's tendency to willingly alter stories for his own sake and the fact that most of The Storyteller's material isn't altered much in terms of the original source's tone.
** Even though his stories are noted to be a bit scary at times, it is often assumed that The Storyteller hasn't thought much of telling horror stories that really frighten listeners. If anything, that's the Crypt Keeper's job to provide those kinds of stories.
* Kermit is very good friends with The Storyteller. While the frog has never appeared in any of the stories that this man has told, Kermit does provide a bit of help with how the stories are presented visually and even allowed him to visit the House of Theater to tell his stories every now and then. It took a bit of time, but a few were able to figure out [[Creator/JimHenson why that is]].
* Scheherazade decided to visit him after hearing about one of his stories, specifically the one where he was forced to tell a king a variety of stories in order to avoid punishment (a scenario that she was very familiar with). The two get along with each other very well and sometimes tell each other stories of their own.
* [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Tigger]] believed that he heard [[Creator/JohnHurt a voice similar to The Storyteller's that had narrated]] [[Disney/TheTiggerMovie Tigger's own adventure]]. Although Tigger learned that this was a different narrator than the one he heard before, Tigger is interested in seeing if this particular storyteller is willing to tell Tigger's story.
* Despite their experience in telling stories, he isn't on the best of terms with The Narrator. While he has some respect for the latter in terms of storytelling, he doesn't like how The Narrator is telling a story at the expense of another person's freedom. The Storyteller often tells his stories after they occurred while The Narrator tells his as they are more or less happening at the moment.
** When it comes to people who are willing to throw the story off into an unexpected direction, The Storyteller hasn't said much about it. The Narrator has been telling him that those kinds of people are very detrimental to getting a proper story told.
* Heard about Barney the Dinosaur and his storytelling endeavors, albeit the Purple Dinosaur has done his for a younger audience. They're on good terms with each other and hope to provide more imaginative stories.
* Miyuki Hoshizora is a frequent visitor of his and really enjoys much of the stories that he tells. While most have had happy endings, she has acknowledged that not all of the stories he tells are going to end in such a manner.
* There are a few who noticed that [[TheOtherDarrin he appears different every so often]]. The dog was around with both the original look and this different appearance, but no one knows the exact reason why the appearance changes (the dog doesn't have an issue with the changes as far as anyone knows).
* A few of his stories have received the attention of some deities, such as [[Pantheon/RoyaltyOther Cinderella]] noticing that his tale of a princess named Sapsorrow had a few parts that she was familiar with (notably in regards to the slipper).
** He also told one version of how Perseus slayed [[Pantheon/{{Nature}} Medusa]]. Should The Storyteller tell more tales based on classical mythologies, it's likely that those who originated from these myths will learn of him.
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'''Series/{{The Story|teller}}{{t|heStoryteller}}eller'''
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* Quasideity
* Symbol: ''The Storyteller'' logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: TheStoryteller ([[CaptainObvious Clearly Enough]]; [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Also Only Referred To By That Name]]), FramingDevice, [[ADayInTheLimelight Featured in One Story]] ([[TheCameo And a Brief Appearance in Another]])
* Domains: Storytelling, Intrigue
* Herald: [[TheWatson His dog]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Kermit the Frog]], [[Pantheon/FanReaction Barney the Dinosaur]], [[Pantheon/ElementalFive Miyuki Hoshizora]], Scheherazade
* Conflicting Relations: The Narrator
* Within an old house somewhere, there inhabits an eccentric old man sitting by the fireplace with his dog. This man is more than willing to tell visitors a story, usually a fairy tale or of something from a mythology (these stories tend to be rather obscure). The dog is there to provide a few thoughts of his own on the tale that the man is telling.
** Through a handful of deities, he was able to learn about additional classical tales and mythologies. He has expressed interest in telling these stories to others at some point down the road.
* Many of the stories he tells are relatively dark in tone, but they generally end on a positive note (though there were a few exceptions to that). Despite that, The Storyteller would rather keep his distance from Grimm, mostly because of the latter's tendency to willingly alter stories for his own sake and the fact that most of The Storyteller's material isn't altered much in terms of the original source's tone.
** Even though his stories are noted to be a bit scary at times, it is often assumed that The Storyteller hasn't thought much of telling horror stories that really frighten listeners. If anything, that's the Crypt Keeper's job to provide those kinds of stories.
* Kermit is very good friends with The Storyteller. While the frog has never appeared in any of the stories that this man has told, Kermit does provide a bit of help with how the stories are presented visually and even allowed him to visit the House of Theater to tell his stories every now and then. It took a bit of time, but a few were able to figure out [[Creator/JimHenson why that is]].
* Scheherazade decided to visit him after hearing about one of his stories, specifically the one where he was forced to tell a king a variety of stories in order to avoid punishment (a scenario that she was very familiar with). The two get along with each other very well and sometimes tell each other stories of their own.
* [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Tigger]] believed that he heard [[Creator/JohnHurt a voice similar to The Storyteller's that had narrated]] [[Disney/TheTiggerMovie Tigger's own adventure]]. Although Tigger learned that this was a different narrator than the one he heard before, Tigger is interested in seeing if this particular storyteller is willing to tell Tigger's story.
* Despite their experience in telling stories, he isn't on the best of terms with The Narrator. While he has some respect for the latter in terms of storytelling, he doesn't like how The Narrator is telling a story at the expense of another person's freedom. The Storyteller often tells his stories after they occurred while The Narrator tells his as they are more or less happening at the moment.
** When it comes to people who are willing to throw the story off into an unexpected direction, The Storyteller hasn't said much about it. The Narrator has been telling him that those kinds of people are very detrimental to getting a proper story told.
* Heard about Barney the Dinosaur and his storytelling endeavors, albeit the Purple Dinosaur has done his for a younger audience. They're on good terms with each other and hope to provide more imaginative stories.
* Miyuki Hoshizora is a frequent visitor of his and really enjoys much of the stories that he tells. While most have had happy endings, she has acknowledged that not all of the stories he tells are going to end in such a manner.
* There are a few who noticed that [[TheOtherDarrin he appears different every so often]]. The dog was around with both the original look and this different appearance, but no one knows the exact reason why the appearance changes (the dog doesn't have an issue with the changes as far as anyone knows).
* A few of his stories have received the attention of some deities, such as [[Pantheon/RoyaltyOther Cinderella]] noticing that his tale of a princess named Sapsorrow had a few parts that she was familiar with (notably in regards to the slipper).
** He also told one version of how Perseus slayed [[Pantheon/{{Nature}} Medusa]]. Should The Storyteller tell more tales based on classical mythologies, it's likely that those who originated from these myths will learn of him.
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'''[[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable The Narrator]], God of [[LemonyNarrator Strange Narrations]]'''
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* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45wz_ZjpgdU Countdown]]
* Greater God
* Symbol: [[https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/thestanleyparable/images/f/f1/Adventure_Line.jpg The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™]]
* Alignment: TrueNeutral (Can be LawfulEvil if the story goes too OffTheRails)
* Portfolio: AmbiguouslyEvil, BritishStuffiness, [[DevelopersForesight Knows what everyone is going to do]], TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, InsaneTrollLogic, [[KillerGameMaster Killing the game if it goes too far off the rails]], MindScrewdriver, PassiveAggressiveKombat, PlayingThePlayer, {{Railroading}}
* Domains: Narration, Stories, Keeping Stories Right, Controlling, Speaking
* Followers: [[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents Lemony Snicket]], Creator/DouglasAdams, [[Literature/SecretSeries Pseudonymous Bosch]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Trickery}} GLaDOS]], [[Pantheon/{{Power}} Dr. Manhattan]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Psycho Mantis]], The Author, [[Pantheon/{{Slaughter}} Naughty Bear's Narrator]]
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/{{Speech}} Kamina]], Old Man Henderson, [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Solidus Snake]], [[Pantheon/{{Narrative}} Captain Martin Walker]], [[Pantheon/{{Personality}} Rika Furude]], [[Pantheon/FormsOfMedia Bob]], [[Pantheon/{{Pride}} Vegeta]]
* Complicated Relationships: '''[[Pantheon/{{Gameplay}} Stanley]]'''
* The Narrator decided he wanted to join in on the stories and add his own. Within the House of Narrative, he attempts to guide deities and Pantheon visitors alike through their own stories by providing exposition on what they are doing and what they should do.
* Should a mild-sounding British voice from out of nowhere state "This is the story of X", then X is prompted to follow the Narrator's exposition. However and quite frequently, those who end up being narrated dislike how controlling the Narrator's exposition is and often go against the Narrator's wishes. The Narrator is patient about this; he will start speaking directly to the person, often reprimanding their choice of action before placing down walls to {{Railroad|ing}} the story back on track. Should the person cause the Narrator's tract to go completely OffTheRails, however, the Narrator will place the person in one of [=GLaDOS's=] [[ControllableHelplessness unsolvable test chambers]], commenting on the story as if it were a tragedy. He seems to particularly enjoy that last part.
* Upon ascending, he simply decided to try and keep his job continuing his narration no matter what may happen even if it seems that several people that end up having to deal with him narrating their actions go OffTheRails. There are just as many people guided by fate as there are those who defy it, after all.
** Which is why he may never have to deal with Kamina and Old Man Henderson as they often do so and he stopped bothering them.
* Seems to spread to a [[VideoGame/{{Dota2}} Certain Realm]] and has annoyed them with his dry sarcasm.
* Is hated by Martin Walker as he seems to be the very idea of [[ButThouMust pushing him to a terrible choice]] and does not ever want to hear his narration.
* [=GLaDOS=] seems like one of the few that can stand him and both are somewhat similar, they decided to try and make sure that for here on out who they force into their stories do as they are told.
* Is hated by Rika Furude as she heard of the fate of Stanley, a man that was once under The Narrator's control and for that time had to go through the same events over and over leading to insanity or death (sometimes both) even though he was able to take control back, she fears that people will have to suffer the same fate if they suddenly have to deal with him.
* Vegeta once attempted to play his game but the resulting lack of rebellion and the continuous restarts drove him insane. Because of this, The Narrator is perhaps the only person besides Beerus that Vegeta fears.
* Some gods honestly ponder what would happen if The Narrator, who tries to make a person follow a certain path, and [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} The Mob]], who is known to pretty much deny any sense of progress, would try to lead the same body.
* When he heard how Bob performed a RageAgainstTheAuthor, he felt sorry for him, and managed to get him a spot in the same House, and the two became good friends.
* He was incredibly impressed with the narrator of Naughty Bear, whom manages to not only communicate perfectly with him, but also gets Naughty to go through with just about anything he so wishes him to do, practically his revenge. He came to respect him and the two can be heard discussing ways to get people to follow through with their stories.
* [[VideoGame/{{Dungeons}} He began delving into the storytelling business by telling a story about someone or something called the Absolute Evil, containing multiple references to other fantasy series.]] The only person who seemed to like it was the Keeper, who found it similar to his escapades.
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!Intermediate Gods
[[folder:Tidus]]
'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]], God of [[ThisIsMyStory Telling his own Story]]''' (The Son of Jecht, Star player of the Zanarkand Abes, "You-Know-Who", [[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy the Spry Striker]])
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* Theme: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ght23jESOpA&list=SPldNgdLVBzhJWkMcKMwFFLr3wt81f_o4I&index=2 "To Zanarkand"]]. When fighting, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nsp5CnvVQ Battle Theme]].
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: The Brotherhood propped next to a Blitzball.
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Portfolio: [[ThisisMyStory Telling his story,]] [[{{Keet}} being very chipper]], [[TheAce a star athlete]] [[LovableJock who's still nice]], [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter being in his father's shadow]], [[TimeMaster mastery of Haste, Slow, and Stop]], [[IKnowMaddenKombat using Blitzball skills in combat]], [[AlwaysSaveTheGirl intending to protect Yuna]], [[FashionableAsymmetry asymmetrical clothing]], [[spoiler:[[TomatoInTheMirror those who were really beings of the Fayth's dream]]]].
* Domains: Narration, Water, Combat, Professional Sports, Love, [[spoiler: Dreams]]
* Followers: [[Disney/{{Tangled}} Flynn Rider]], WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Kuzco]], [[Film/AmericanBeauty Lester Burnham]], [[Film/TheLovelyBones Susie Salmon]].
* Allies:
** Non-ascended: Wakka, Kimahri, Rikku.
** Ascended: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Cosmos]], [[Pantheon/HeroicRoles Warrior of Light]], [[Pantheon/{{Weapons}} Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Firion, Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Cecil Harvy, Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRaces Aquaman]], '''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''', [[Pantheon/FightingStyles Tokugawa Ieyasu]], Jak, [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]]
* In Friendly Competition with: [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Percy Jackson]].
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadership Mateus Palamecia,]] '''[[Pantheon/{{Sinners}} Seymour Guado]]''', [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]], [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Tenjuro Banno]]'''.
* High Priest: [[Literature/MobyDick Ishmael]].
* Longing to ease her unhappiness, Cosmos led Yuna to the gates of the Pantheon, the closest they could reach to the mortal plains. There Yuna was given another chance to whistle at the top of her lungs. After a few tries, the two feared it was a lost cause. Just as Cosmos was about to command the 501st to close the gates, the swift figure Tidus dashed through at breakneck speed, knocking into Yuna in the process. He finally kept his word.
* Unusual for the gods within the Narrative House, Tidus' shrine is in some way connected to the House of Sports, where a newly created Blitzball stadium had been built. Tidus has been teaching many a curious deity about Spira's favorite pastime.
** As it stands, he's still trying to get better to be a match for Aqua Man, who boasts aquatic skills he'd never thought possible.
* Tidus has something of a love-hate relationship with his father [[Pantheon/{{Love}} Jecht]]. He's gotten to know the man on a much deeper level, and is willing to accept him. However, there are many times [[ParentsAsPeople where his father's actions as the muscle head or sex god he is]] makes Tidus just want to clock him over the head with a few dozen blitzballs.
* He would like to remind everyone that his name is [[ItsPronouncedTropay "Tee-dus", not "Tide-us"]].
* As one of the youngest of the Sons of Square, many seem to ridicule the striker for a number of things, chief being when he attempted to laugh at Yuna's suggestion. Always exasperated by this, Tidus has repeatedly mentioned that [[TheyPlottedAPerfectlyGoodWaste he was ''purposefully'' laughing like that.]]
* Naturally Tidus was quick to join up in the GUAG as one of Cosmos' original Warriors, and is working with Ieyasu to make raids against the GUAE's Reeducation Facility and bust out his old man.
* [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Sora]] has stated more than once that he knows an alternate, and younger, version of Tidus [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI back on the Destiny Islands]], whom he always handled sword practices with. That version was killed in the destruction of the islands, but was eventually brought back to life following Ansem's defeat. This Tidus has the memories of the alternate one (barring his death), and recognized Sora upon meeting in the pantheon.
* Was sought out after his ascension by [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Ratchet]] to see just who Yuna had mistaken him for. It was an unusual meeting, but physically Ratchet reminded Tidus of Zidane and was able to warm up faster that normal.
* Shortly after the Pantheon Blitzball Stadium was finally finished, Tidus noticed many gods and goddesses using it as a standard pool. Exasperated, he exclaimed 'That's not what it's there for!' and quickly explained what Blitzball was. Enrollment for the Pantheon's first Blitzball teams has begun.
* Due to their extremely similar personalities, daddy issues, and love of the water, he and Percy Jackson have developed a friendly rivalry. Percy finds the Brotherhood sword awesome to behold and Tidus thinks Percy would make an awesome Blitzball player.
* Currently, Tidus' Blitzball team, named after the Besaid Aurochs, includes himself and Jak, with four empty spots. Two former players, Sora and Ratchet, both retired for personal reasons (Sora due to his leg injury, and Ratchet due to loss of interest).
** Thanks to the intensive training gone through, the Besaid Aurochs are considered to be almost unbeatable. Only Team Atlantica has ever been able to beat them, and only because it's captain, [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], sounds [[Creator/TaraStrong exactly]] like Rikku, and is able to do flawless impersonations of Keira Hagai and Talwyn Apogee. Tidus holds no ill will towards the tomboyish princess, however.
* He doesn't like talking about what happened when he visited Arizona. All the gods know is that it involved a nasty encounter with [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment a certain cult leader]] that for some reason has the support of Sephiroth.
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!Lesser Gods
[[folder:Javik]]
'''[[VideoGame/MassEffect3 Javik]], the God who [[WhileYouWereInDiapers Narrates his Past to the Young]] and Patron Saint of [[ThrownOutTheAirlock Execution Via Airlock]]''' (The Prothean Avatar of Vengeance, The Last Living Prothean, [[AscendedMeme Prothy the Prothean]], [[FanNickname Trollvik]], [[{{Troll}} The Oldest Troll in the Galaxy]], Buggy)
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* Rank: Lesser God
* Symbol: The Prothean Echo Shard, or his trusty Particle Rifle
* Alignment: Netural to Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: [[TheAntiNihilist Anit-Nihilistic]] [[AntiHero Hero]], CommanderContrarian, DeadpanSnarker, [[FantasticRacism Fantastc Racist]] [[WarriorTherapist who nonetheless encourages the young]], [[HumanPopsicle Being frozen for Fifty Thousand Years]], [[LastOfHisKind the Last Living Prothean]], MemeticBadass, [[ThrownOutTheAirlock suggesting to space out the unworthy]], {{Troll}}, [[WhileYouWereInDiapers Narrating to others life in his cycle]]
* Domains: History, Space, War
* Direct Superior: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Commander Shepard]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/JusticeBringers Garrus Vakarian]], [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Tali'Zorah vas Neema, Jack]], [[Pantheon/{{Otherness}} Liara T'Soni, Urdnot Wrex]], [[Pantheon/MedicalMiscellaneous Mordin Solus]]
* Conflicting Opinion: [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Legion]], [[Pantheon/{{Technology}} KOS-MOS, Optimus Prime, Labrys]], All other good-aligned machine deities (Due to the fact that they are all synthetics.)
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/{{Villains}} The Illusive Man, Harbinger]] and the Reaper Collective, [[Pantheon/{{Betrayal}} Ragyo Kiryuin]], [[Pantheon/{{Hatred}} Yuuki Terumi]]
* Found by Commander Shepard and Dr. T'Soni in a stasis pod on Eden Prime, after having last fought the Reapers [=50,000=] years ago. He was rather shocked to see that the primitive species of his time are now in charge of the galaxy. Nonetheless, he managed to adapt properly and aid them in the war.
* Since he's technically the LastOfHisKind, a lot of the young deities of the Pantheon wanted to learn more of what it was like during his cycle, minus the Reaper Invasion part. According to him, a lot of the species in the current cycle were once primitives, and were at best groomed to be as advanced as the Protheans or at worst treated as food. In particular, his kind once ate Salarian liver and kidneys raw, particularly when the Salarian is still alive (in his own words: The fear adds... Spice.)
* Has the highest level of respect for Shepard and Garrus for seeing him as a soldier who wants nothing more than to thwart the Reaper threat, as opposed to other deities who are still in awe as to his status as the last Prothean. It took a long while before he came to respect Liara however, as she did not expect him to be so... Different from what she expected of Protheans.
** Both Javik and Liara had an argument once regarding how her race's ideologies were apparently revealed to her as the work of the Protheans, and not just some religious belief of her race. Shepard had to cut in to quell the situation, which prompted Javik to instead remind her that she is still alive and able to fight, and that she must not let the despair of losing her homeworld get the best of her. When Shepard asked him if he really meant what he said, he affirmed.
* He's been also known to be a massive troll at times, thanks to being in a time that is completely different from his; an example is his comment about Salarians being food in his cycle, as stated. This has caused a bit of friction between him and Terumi, since all of the latter's trolling can easily be counter-trolled. Yuuki definitely felt dejected when he realized that there is someone who can counter his trolling skills; Javik's only response to him:
-->'''Javik:''' [[http://i.imgur.com/LPozE.jpg Deal with it, Primitive.]]
** The [[Pantheon/GUAGLOLRanger LOL Rangers]] actually sent their invite when they heard of what he did to Terumi. He rejected the offer, because he's currently with Shepard, and because he claims that he has a higher trolling count than both them and [[Pantheon/GUAETrollkaiger the Trollkaiger unit]] combined.
* Due to being born (and later unfrozen) in a time when his race was on a losing war against the Reapers, he has developed a huge disdain of synthetics. This actually causes some uneasiness in the atmosphere when he made a quick trip down the [[Pantheon/{{Technology}} House of Technology]], and aimed his Particle Rifle at some of the deities there - even the good-aligned ones.
** Seeing Optimus Prime actually reminded him of the "Metacon Wars", the organic-synthetic conflict that his race was in before the Reapers arrived. Optimus figured that the said war was probably Megatron's doing.
* While it was transcribed as his alternative name, it is known that if anyone refers to Javik as 'Prothy the Prothean', he will descend to the realm, take the sayer to outer space, and throw the sayer out of the airlock. He just puts up the title to {{Troll}} people and see just how many people took the SchmuckBait.
* Under consideration for a rank increase to Intermediate or Greater God after the discovery of the Fanfic/AvatarOfVictory universe, where he was [[spoiler:the last Prothean [[PhysicalGod Ava]][[ElementalPowers tar]].]] Due to this, Aang and Korra have been hanging around him somewhat, though he tends to avoid them.
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[[folder: Max Payne]]
'''[[VideoGame/MaxPayne Max Payne]], God of The PrivateEyeMonologue''' (Maxey, New York's Finest, The Angel of Death, A Fat Bald Guy with a Temper)
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* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ Ma]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u116HbMOF_Y x Pa]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ITlDnhRIg yne]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw TEARS]]
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Bottle of Painkillers
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Portfolio: AntiHero,BulletTime, ByronicHero, ChronicHeroSyndrome, {{Determinator}}, FailureKnight, KnightInSourArmor, TranquilFury, ResignedToTheCall
* Domains: Heroism, Painkillers, Tragedy, Monologues, Self Depreciation
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} John McClane, Haruka Kotoura]], [[Pantheon/{{Narrative}} Alan Wake]], [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Jack Bauer]], [[Pantheon/{{Ambiguity}} Kiritsugu Emiya, Jason Brody]], [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Solid Snake]], [[Pantheon/CriminalActions Michael De Santa]]
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Vaas Montenegro]], [[Pantheon/{{Villains}} Hoyt Volker, Vic Vega]], [[Pantheon/{{Love}} Bambi "Buck" Hughes]], [[Pantheon/{{Otherness}} Mr. Scratch, Bloody Mary]]
* Max Payne is known for his inner monologues that are deeply descriptive and very philosophical though it does get to be a bit much at times. Though he thinks of everyone and every situation in such a style that has added a bit of the flair for the dramatic for The Pantheon, especially for mind readers.
* Speaking of which this is the reason Haruka Kotoura is one of the few people that enjoy being around him despite his grim outlook as she is somewhat amused by how philosophical his thoughts could get.
* Although he is trying to stay out of trouble since he tried to be retired from his last adventure, though if someone needs his help he will be there even if he knows that it just gets him into trouble that could get him killed.
* Like John [=McClane=] when provoked he can bring many [[MagnificentBastard Masterminds]] plans down in flames if he somehow gets involved.
* Is often seen as depressed and grim at times, even with him trying to be happier in his vacation and has kicked some of his bad habits but sometimes goes back to the sad outlook on what he lost so he often seems that way to some of the Good members of the pantheon.
* When pressed into fighting he somehow has the ability to enter BulletTime and that sometimes catches villains off guard and sometimes stone cold dead for a time.
** Decided to teach Michael De Santa how to better his marksmanship, even though they have very different backgrounds Max discovered how much he [[PapaWolf would protect his family]] and decided to help him make sure that Michael keeps his family alive so that he doesn't suffer like Max does.
[[/folder]]
!Demigods
[[folder:Clopin Trouillefou]]
'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Clopin Trouillefou]], God of [[AllKnowingSingingNarrator All-Knowing Singing Narrators]]'''
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* Demigod
* Symbol: His mask
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: CloudCuckoolander, CoolMask, AllKnowingSingingNarrator, BlackComedy, BewareTheSillyOnes, [[FriendToAllChildren Good with kids]], HangingJudge, [[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner Being the Judge, Jury, and Executioner]], [[BoundAndGagged Binding and gagging victims]] [[GallowsHumor for kicks]], "AnyLastWords"
* Domains: Gypsies, Trials, Black Comedy, Masks, Disney
* Allies: [[Pantheon/PhysicalAppearance Quasimodo]], [[Pantheon/RacialAppearances Esmeralda]], [[Pantheon/{{Touring}} AZ]]
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/TaintedLove Claude Frollo]], [[Pantheon/{{Contempt}} Lysandre]], [[Pantheon/{{Laughter}} The Joker]]
* Clopin's rise into the pantheon happened when he mistook Quasimodo and Phoebus for Frollo's spies. What happened was that the two were BoundAndGagged and given a mock trial where they were sentenced to be hanged. Esmeralda saved them at the very last moment. When he saw Quasimodo and Esmeralda in the pantheon, he asked if it was a coincidence that they were all chosen to represent some silly storytelling tropes.
** Because of this, Clopin is seen as one of the few Disney deities as neither good or evil.
* After his ascension, Clopin sometimes does the retelling of the story to a bunch of children in the House of Theater. Depending on the age group, the story would be LighterAndSofter where EveryoneLives (similar to the Disney film), or DarkerAndEdgier, where Esmeralda dies (similar to the novel or German theater adaptation).
* Be cautious if you try to enter Clopin's temple through a secret passageway in the House of Life and Death. Get caught, and you'll be accused of being a spy for the GUAL, which often results in hanging, even if you are innocent, because it's "the worst crime of all". A few deities have wondered how such a tunnel came to be in the first place.
* [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance Surprisingly]], a dream version of Clopin wasn't present when [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Sora]] visited the Court of Miracles at the point where the trial took place in reality. Who knows [[FridgeHorror what could've happened to the Keybearer]] if the dream ''did'' follow what happened closer, and included Clopin and the other gypsies, but it's agreed that Esmeralda would've saved him from hanging as well.
* Clopin has no respect towards Lysandre because of how he tried to wipe out life in his own world using an Ultimate Weapon powered by either [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Xerneas]] or [[Pantheon/FormsOfImmortality Yveltal]]. Clopin also compared Lysandre with Frollo, while AZ has been compared with Quasimodo, and Floette with Esmeralda.
* Carnival has gotten a 300% popularity boost ever since Clopin introduced the Festival of Fools to the pantheon. For safety reasons, starting a pelting on the King of Fools and mocking him is prohibited with a penalty of two months cleaning up manure in the House of Beasts.
* Has been compared with The Joker, on them appearing to be lunatics. But Clopin only feigns insanity for the safety of the other gypsies.
* Upon first meeting him, [[Pantheon/{{Happiness}} Pinkie Pie]] (some would say ''literally'') exploded with joy at realizing who Clopin was. The historical accounts of the Feast of Fools were one of Pinkie's many party inspirations, with much of her work being an attempt to capture that rampant joy of everything being the opposite of dreary. [[Pantheon/{{Otherness}} Discord]] looked into this event out of curiosity for Pinkie's reaction, and deemed it "a stunning amateur production". The chaos spirit has vowed to lend a hand for the next Feast to show everyone a ''true'' "topsy-turvy day".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Crypt Keeper]]
'''[[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt The Crypt Keeper]], God of {{Horror Host}}s'''
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* Theme Music: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyTn7H5-HFE Tales from the Crypt (Main Title)]]
* Demigod
* Symbol: A cobweb covered chair
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: HorrorHost, LargeHam, EvilLaugh, PungeonMaster, LemonyNarrator
* Domains: Horror, Stories, Puns
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Celebration}} Jack Skellington]], [[Pantheon/TheatricProduction Sans]], Grimm
* OddFriendship: [[Pantheon/{{Philosophy}} Monsoon]], [[Pantheon/{{Fear}} Koume Shirasaka]]
* VitriolicBestBuds with: [[Pantheon/TheatricProduction Papyrus]]
* Living in a haunted house by himself, the Crypt Keeper is more than willing to tell visitors to his place a number of terrifying tales. Fitting for a corpse he's also got a dark sense of humor, with him letting out a number of macabre puns to go along with his primary occupation of telling scary stories.
* Every now and then, he'll allow a guest host to come in to help with setting up his stories (though he won't allow it if someone tries to forcibly take the spotlight away from him). One instance of that featured Arnold Schwarzenegger helping the Crypt Keeper out with weight training in addition to hosting a story.
** With the number of deities present in the Pantheon, the Crypt Keeper has decided to be a bit more diverse on finding guest hosts. He hired Monsoon one time to help out and is quite amused at how the similar-sounding the latter is.
* He also has [[WesternAnimation/TalesFromTheCryptKeeper a separate set of stories]] to tell for younger visitors. While these particular tales are not as bloody as his normal ones, they're still noted to be quite scary according to the youngsters that listen to them. There are some people who aren't really sure as to why the Crypt Keeper himself would show up in a few of these specific stories.
* Most visitors to the haunted house he's in tend to end up going to the basement, where he usually is at to tell tales. There some who are curious about what more the house provides, but considering that he more or less has a security system he uses to scare off uninvited wanderers whenever he leaves his home, there hasn't been a whole lot of people who have seen the entire interior of his house.
* By his own admission, he didn't really expect a cute girl such as Koume Shirasaka to be one of his most frequent visitors to his house. Given her liking to horror stories and ability to tell such stories of her own, the Crypt Keeper is quite pleased to see a frequent fan of his.
* It's not clear how much narrative power he has over someone, provided that he has any to begin with. While some think the stories don't happen until he tells them, most are willing to assume that the stories he tells have happened in the past.
** On that subject, he got a bit of a laugh after hearing about the Narrator's power to make someone part of a story he's telling, especially with the Narrator's tendencies to get aggressive at that person should they end up straying too much from the Narrator's intended path.
* Grimm took quite a liking to him for telling dark stories and is especially interested at the fact that the Crypt Keeper told a version of the Literature/ThreeLittlePigs that was darker than the original interpretation. Grimm has asked him if more dark and twisted interpretations of stories like that will happen at a later point in time, and the Crypt Keeper has considered it.
* Sans is one skeleton that the Crypt Keeper loves to have around due to their shared interest of pulling out puns on a frequent basis. While the Crypt Keeper is also fine with Papyrus hanging around, that skeleton is almost always driven nuts by the barrage of puns that result from these meetings.
* Many of the stories he tells often feature twist endings in various forms. This might be why he hired M. Night Shymalan for setting up some additional tales to tell for visitors to that haunted house.
** It happens infrequently, but the Crypt Keeper will sometimes hold auditions for new story editors if they are interested in coming up with ideas for more frightening stories for the Crypt Keeper to tell. Those who have had experience in telling {{Ghost Stor|y}}ies have expressed interest in these auditions.
* One of his more unusual tales was inspired by FilmNoir and it involved someone who opted to undergo surgery to look like Humphrey Bogart. Incidentally, some have also believed that the aforementioned tale was being told to Alfred Hitchcock one time, but the director didn't say anything about it when asked (probably since there was a skeleton in Hitchcock's place by the time the story was finished being told).
* There has been a few instances where he has done something other than scare visitors with his stories. For one, he [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secrets_of_the_Cryptkeeper%27s_Haunted_House hosted a game show that he more or less set up]] in the House of Theater. He also worked with the House of Music to make [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAj-Ci_dwCE a music video for a song he came up with]] and a macabre Christmas album.
* While he is willing to tell stories to visitors any day of the week, he becomes more relatively active with that job whenever Halloween comes around, with him being around those associated with the holiday. He hangs around with the Halloween-related deities even when that holiday isn't happening.
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[[folder:Kaepora Gaebora]]
'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Kaepora Gaebora]], God of [[ShallIRepeatThat Player-Agreed Expository Repetition]]''' (Rauru, Sage of Light)
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* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFz14Bc3v9E Owl Theme]]
* Demigod as an owl, Lesser God as a sage
* Symbol: The Hyrule Royal Seal
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Domains: Light, Wisdow, Exposition, Birds.
* Portfolio: [[{{Animorphism}} Human Transformed into an Animal]], [[TheOwlKnowingOne Knowledgeable Owl]], [[AbnormalLimbRotationRange Rotational Owl Limbs]], MrExposition, [[ShallIRepeatThat Repeating Said Exposition When Prompted]], RepetitiveName.
* Allies: [[Pantheon/WeaponWielding Link]], [[Pantheon/{{Royalty}} Zelda]], [[Pantheon/CharacterRoles Navi]], [[Pantheon/AnalysisAndRecords Fi]], [[Pantheon/{{Happiness}} Darunia]], [[Pantheon/AnthropomorphicAnimals Medli]], [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Wind Fish]], [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Decidueye]], [[Pantheon/{{Birds}} Odette, Chanticleer]], [[Pantheon/{{Shapeshifters}} Tobias]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Winnie The Pooh]].
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/EvilActions Ganondorf]], [[Pantheon/{{Headwear}} Majora]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalities}} Zant]], [[Pantheon/{{Demons}} Ghirahim]], [[Pantheon/{{Birds}} The Grand Duke of Owls]], [[Pantheon/ActsOfHatred Clockwerk and Neyla]].
* Opposed by: [[Pantheon/MusicalCompositions Brentalfloss]], many gamer deities.
* The Sage of Light Rauru, also known by his animal alias "Kaepora Gaebora", is one of the Ancient Sages of Hyrule. After taking the shape of an owl and using his knowledge to assist [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] on his quest to defeat the King of Thieves Ganondorf Dragmire, Rauru was allowed a spot on the Pantheon, although he was only granted access through his owl form.
* Stationed at the very entrance of the Pantheon, Kaepora Gaebora was entrusted with an important mission from the commanding deities: to explain the workings of the Pantheon to newcomers and make sure that they understood ''everything''.
** Because of his long and tiresome explanations, most of the newcomers tend to doze off halfway through, which might cause them to accidentally accept his offer to repeat everything all over again after finishing. He is particularly unpopular with deities who have experienced Link's aforementioned quest through gameplay, such as Music/{{Brentalfloss}}
* Being a representative of Light, Kaepora is firmly opposed by the [[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Grand Duke of Owls]], who hates the sun and all forms of light. Kaepora does not acknowledge the Duke's title, being only loyal to the royal family of Hyrule.
** Aware of the Duke's schemes, Kaepora has requested Link to teach [[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Chanticleer]] how to sing the Sun's Song, a magical song that can turn night to day and vice-versa, which might come in handy in case the Grand Duke attempts anything.
** Kaepora is also keeping an eye on [[Franchise/SlyCooper Clockwerk[=/=]Neyla[=/=]Clock-La]], being ready to warn Link of any suspicious behavior from the robotic owl (Clock-La appears to be interested in Link's equipment, the Master Sword in particular). Thankfully, the Hylian is experienced in dealing with {{Giant Flyer}}s, having slain a few of them in his many incarnations.
* Kaepora believes Decidueye can make an excellent hero of its own, and has put himself at its service in case the Arrow Quill Pokémon ever requires guidance.
* Kaepora has been trying in vain to convince Disney/WinnieThePooh that he is not his owl friend from the Hundred Acre Wood. That silly old bear just doesn't learn.
* Also has a seat at the Subhouse of Pantheon/GameDesign.
* [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} He's an owl.]]
* "Do you want to hear what I said again?"
-->'''''Yes ←'''''
-->''No''
* The Sage of Light Rauru, also known by his animal alias "Kaepora Gaebora", is one of the Ancient Sages of Hyrule. After taking the shape of an owl and using his knowledge to assist [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] on his quest to defeat the King of Thieves Ganondorf Dragmire, Rauru was allowed a spot on the Pantheon, although he was only granted access through his owl form.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Stationed at the very entrance of the Pantheon, Kaepora Gaebora was entrusted with an important mission from the commanding deities: to explain the workings of the Pantheon to newcomers and make sure that they understood ''everything''.
** *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Because of his long and tiresome explanations, most of the newcomers tend to doze off halfway through, which might cause them to accidentally accept his offer to repeat everything all over again after finishing. He is particularly unpopular with deities who have experienced Link's aforementioned quest through gameplay, such as Music/{{Brentalfloss}}.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Being a representative of Light, Kaepora is firmly opposed by the [[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Grand Duke of Owls]], who hates the sun and all forms of light. Kaepora does not acknowledge the Duke's title, being only loyal to the royal family of Hyrule.
** *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Aware of the Duke's schemes, Kaepora has requested Link to teach [[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Chanticleer]] how to sing the Sun's Song, a magical song that can turn night to day and vice-versa, which might come in handy in case the Grand Duke attempts anything.
** *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Kaepora is also keeping an eye on [[Franchise/SlyCooper Clockwerk[=/=]Neyla[=/=]Clock-La]], being ready to warn Link of any suspicious behavior from the robotic owl (Clock-La appears to be interested in Link's equipment, the Master Sword in particular). Thankfully, the Hylian is experienced in dealing with {{Giant Flyer}}s, having slain a few of them in his many incarnations.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Kaepora believes Decidueye can make an excellent hero of its own, and has put himself at its service in case the Arrow Quill Pokémon ever requires guidance.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Kaepora has been trying in vain to convince Disney/WinnieThePooh that he is not his owl friend from the Hundred Acre Wood. That silly old bear just doesn't learn.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Also has a seat at the Subhouse of Pantheon/GameDesign.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} He's an owl.]]
* "Do you want to hear what I said again?"
-->''Yes''
-->'''''No ←'''''
[[/folder]]
!Quasideities
[[folder:Amélie Poulain]]
'''[[Film/{{Amelie}} Amélie Poulain]], Goddess of NarrativeFiligree'''
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* Theme: [[https://youtu.be/MaFDhiIUz98 La valse d'Amélie]]
* Quasideity
* Symbol: Her father’s garden gnome
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: BlitheSpirit, CloudCuckoolander, ImagineSpot, KarmicTrickster, [[HomeschooledKids Being Homeshooled as a Young Girl]], FriendlessBackground, ForHappiness, {{Gaslighting}}, MagicRealism, GayParee, GoodFeelsGood
* Domains: Love, Cheerfulness, Loneliness, Waitresses, French People
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Meals}} Remy the Rat]], [[Pantheon/MedicalConditions Madeline]], [[Patheon/RacialAppearances Charlotte Dunois]], [[Pantheon/CommercialArchetypes Perrine H. Clostermann]], [[Pantheon/OutlooksOnJob Glass Joe]], [[Pantheon/{{Logic}} Luna Lovegood]], [[Pantheon/GameDesign Gnome Chompski]], [[Pantheon/CraftingMaterials Zorro]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalities}} Alice]]
* Opposes: [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Spy]], [[Pantheon/{{Cultures}} Remy the Fighter]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Pepe Le Pew]]
* The moment Amélie ascended, [[Pantheon/CombatOther Nicholas St. North]] was writing the 777th name on his list for the year, [[Pantheon/{{Legwear}} Satsuki]] had just finished brushing her eyebrows, and [[Pantheon/{{Planning}} Light Yagami]] slipped on a banana.
* Since her arrival in the Pantheon, Amélie is destined to go on a mission to positively affect the lives of others.
* Amélie still cultivates a tastes in small pleasures such as dipping her hand in sacks of grain, cracking crème brûlée with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at the Pantheon’s canal.
* Sometimes, Amélie visits the House of Theater to watch movies.
--> Amélie: “I like to turn around in the dark to see the faces of the people around. And I also like to spot the little detail nobody will ever see. [[DriverFacesPassenger But I don't like it when the driver doesn't watch the road.]]”
* She became friends with Remy the Rat after she was impressed with how a rat like Remy could make great food. Since then, she works as a waitress in his restaurant.
* She doesn’t at all like [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Spy]] for being untrustworthy. That didn’t prevent him sneaking in her temple whenever she’s away. In retaliation, she would often play tricks against the Spy for his unpleasant actions.
** She also likes to play tricks towards [[Pantheon/{{Cultures}} Remy]] ([[NamesTheSame not to be confused with]] the aforementioned Remy the Rat) and [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Pepe Le Pew]], neither whom she got along with due to their [[FrenchJerk jerkish behavior]].
* She once thought that the Glass Man has arrived in the pantheon and is curious to see him again. It turns out that the man was actually Glass Joe, who is a cowardly boxer who loses in every round instead of an artist with bones as fragile as glass who paints Renoir every year. However, she got over the confusion and the two eventually became friends.
* Amélie also gets along well with fellow French deities such as Madeline, Charlotte Dunois, and Perrine H. Clostermann ([[IstanbulNotConstantinople who hails from a similar, but different France]]).
* Due to their similar [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} oddball persona]], she is often seen hanging out with Luna Lovegood.
* Upon visiting [[Pantheon/GameDesign Gnome Chompski’s]] temple, she is struck by how he reminded her of her father’s gnome. She took him off his temple and travelled around all the Pantheon’s landmarks with him. Whenever [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Gordon Freeman]] noticed Chompski’s absence, Amélie would give him aeveral photos of the gnome during his trip around the Pantheon.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Joe Gillis]]
'''[[Film/SunsetBoulevard Joseph C. Gillis]], God of {{Posthumous Narrat|ion}}ors''' (Joe)
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* Quasideity
* Symbol: His dead body floating in a swimming pool
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Portfolio: DeadpanSnarker, ForegoneConclusion, HowWeGotHere, LemonyNarrator, MostWritersAreWriters, OutGambitted, '''PosthumousNarration''', PrivateEyeMonologue, [[spoiler:[[RuleOfPool Death from being shot near a swimming pool]]]], WritersSuck
* Domains: Screenwriters (failed), Death, Narration
* High Priest: [[Film/AmericanBeauty Lester Burnham]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Protagonists}} Marion Crane]], [[Pantheon/MurderAndAssassination Kenny McCormick]], [[Pantheon/OtherCriminals Flynn Rider]]
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/TheatricConvention Sideshow Bob]]
* Opposes: [[Pantheon/TheatricPerformers Krusty the Clown]]
* Pities: [[Pantheon/ReligiousPractice Rosemary Woodhouse]]
* Pitied by: [[Pantheon/{{Narrative}} Max Payne]]
* Annoyed by: [[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner]], [[Pantheon/MusicalCompositions Alex DeLarge]]
* Complicated Relationship with: '''[[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Norma Desmond]]'''
* Joe Gillis was a down-on-his-luck screenwriter who was hired by Norma Desmond to help her set up her movie comeba--er… [[InsistentTerminology “return.”]] Joe believed he can manipulate her, but soon finds out that he is wrong. His ambivalence about their relationship and her unwillingness to let go leads to a situation of violence, madness, and death.
** Joe found himself waking up in the Pantheon [[spoiler:after he was murdered by Norma at her swimming pool]]. When he asked why he was brought into the Pantheon, it was revealed that he was resurrected and given a position in the Pantheon due to him [[PosthumousNarration narrating the story that led him to his death]].
** He learned that Norma Desmond also ascended into the Pantheon as well, making him more cautious of her and because of that, he avoids visiting her temple. He also avoids going near any swimming pool [[spoiler:due to being murdered at one]].
* Both Marion Crane and Kenny [=McCormick=] visit his temple at times. Joe especially feels sorry for Marion as he discovered that both of them have had encounters with an insane person [[spoiler:and didn’t survive them]]. Max Payne also takes pity towards Joe upon hear about his story.
* He noticed that Flynn Rider did a similar narration, [[spoiler:though when he ''did'' die, [[DisneyDeath it didn’t take]]]]. The two are on good terms with each other.
* After his failed attempt at having a screenwriting career in Hollywood as well as having to deal with Norma, Joe has become increasingly wary of several actors that reside in the Pantheon. He doesn’t like Krusty the Clown for his jaded personality as well as Sideshow Bob.
** He is also annoyed with the Warner siblings due to their antics.
** Has felt very sorry for Rosemary Woodhouse upon learning that she was married to an actor and what he did to her.
* He couldn’t stand seeing Alex [=DeLarge=] as he doesn’t like seeing him mocking his narration and his followers.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Storyteller]]
'''Series/{{The Story|teller}}{{t|heStoryteller}}eller'''
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* Quasideity
* Symbol: ''The Storyteller'' logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: TheStoryteller ([[CaptainObvious Clearly Enough]]; [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Also Only Referred To By That Name]]), FramingDevice, [[ADayInTheLimelight Featured in One Story]] ([[TheCameo And a Brief Appearance in Another]])
* Domains: Storytelling, Intrigue
* Herald: [[TheWatson His dog]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Kermit the Frog]], [[Pantheon/FanReaction Barney the Dinosaur]], [[Pantheon/ElementalFive Miyuki Hoshizora]], Scheherazade
* Conflicting Relations: The Narrator
* Within an old house somewhere, there inhabits an eccentric old man sitting by the fireplace with his dog. This man is more than willing to tell visitors a story, usually a fairy tale or of something from a mythology (these stories tend to be rather obscure). The dog is there to provide a few thoughts of his own on the tale that the man is telling.
** Through a handful of deities, he was able to learn about additional classical tales and mythologies. He has expressed interest in telling these stories to others at some point down the road.
* Many of the stories he tells are relatively dark in tone, but they generally end on a positive note (though there were a few exceptions to that). Despite that, The Storyteller would rather keep his distance from Grimm, mostly because of the latter's tendency to willingly alter stories for his own sake and the fact that most of The Storyteller's material isn't altered much in terms of the original source's tone.
** Even though his stories are noted to be a bit scary at times, it is often assumed that The Storyteller hasn't thought much of telling horror stories that really frighten listeners. If anything, that's the Crypt Keeper's job to provide those kinds of stories.
* Kermit is very good friends with The Storyteller. While the frog has never appeared in any of the stories that this man has told, Kermit does provide a bit of help with how the stories are presented visually and even allowed him to visit the House of Theater to tell his stories every now and then. It took a bit of time, but a few were able to figure out [[Creator/JimHenson why that is]].
* Scheherazade decided to visit him after hearing about one of his stories, specifically the one where he was forced to tell a king a variety of stories in order to avoid punishment (a scenario that she was very familiar with). The two get along with each other very well and sometimes tell each other stories of their own.
* [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Tigger]] believed that he heard [[Creator/JohnHurt a voice similar to The Storyteller's that had narrated]] [[Disney/TheTiggerMovie Tigger's own adventure]]. Although Tigger learned that this was a different narrator than the one he heard before, Tigger is interested in seeing if this particular storyteller is willing to tell Tigger's story.
* Despite their experience in telling stories, he isn't on the best of terms with The Narrator. While he has some respect for the latter in terms of storytelling, he doesn't like how The Narrator is telling a story at the expense of another person's freedom. The Storyteller often tells his stories after they occurred while The Narrator tells his as they are more or less happening at the moment.
** When it comes to people who are willing to throw the story off into an unexpected direction, The Storyteller hasn't said much about it. The Narrator has been telling him that those kinds of people are very detrimental to getting a proper story told.
* Heard about Barney the Dinosaur and his storytelling endeavors, albeit the Purple Dinosaur has done his for a younger audience. They're on good terms with each other and hope to provide more imaginative stories.
* Miyuki Hoshizora is a frequent visitor of his and really enjoys much of the stories that he tells. While most have had happy endings, she has acknowledged that not all of the stories he tells are going to end in such a manner.
* There are a few who noticed that [[TheOtherDarrin he appears different every so often]]. The dog was around with both the original look and this different appearance, but no one knows the exact reason why the appearance changes (the dog doesn't have an issue with the changes as far as anyone knows).
* A few of his stories have received the attention of some deities, such as [[Pantheon/RoyaltyOther Cinderella]] noticing that his tale of a princess named Sapsorrow had a few parts that she was familiar with (notably in regards to the slipper).
** He also told one version of how Perseus slayed [[Pantheon/{{Nature}} Medusa]]. Should The Storyteller tell more tales based on classical mythologies, it's likely that those who originated from these myths will learn of him.
[[/folder]]
!Ambiguous Rank
[[folder:Howard and Kreese]]
...Nothing here? Okay, who’s coming n-
'''Howard''': “Hey, excuse me, are you a certified announcer like us?”
Well, not really. I’m more of a-
'''Kreese''': “Well then SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is our profile, you don’t see us comin' and stealing your job narrating the fuckin’ Tales or whatever!”
[=*Cue Kreese and Howard slamming the narrator into a burning barrel and throwing it unto oncoming traffic.*=]
'''Howard''': “And would you look at that, they had a ''barrel'' of a time! I'd like to check out what's left of them but first, our profile.”
'''[[VideoGame/MadWorld Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreely]], Patron Saints of [[AnnouncerChatter Talkative Announcers]]'''
* Ambiguous Rank (Kreese is often assumed to be a ''really'' durable Demigod)
* Symbol: The Shock TV 86 Logo
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: {{Jerkass}}es, RefugeInAudacity, {{Alliterative Name}}, ClusterFBomb, ToiletHumor, ComicallyMissingThePoint, [[CombatCommentator DeathWatch commentators]], [[TheVoice Only heard, never seen]]
** Howard: ExtremeOmnisexual [[HypocriticalHumor yet mocks his ex-wife's sexual deviance]], {{Politically Incorrect| Villain}}, PungeonMaster
** Kreese: BookDumb, [[EverybodyHatesMathematics "NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!"]], MadeOfIron, Miraculous ActionSurvivor, AmusingInjuries, [[EvenEvilHasStandards Disgusted by animal murder]] ([[BrokenAesop people are fine, though]])
* Domains: Commentary, Announcers, Blood Sport, Carnage, Audacity
* Mainly spectates over: [[Pantheon/BladedWeapons Jack Cayman]], [[Pantheon/ClothingStyle Blacker Baron]], [[Pantheon/OtherWeaponTropes Big Bull]], [[Pantheon/MannersOfDeath Herr Frederick von Twirlenkiller]], [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Rain]] and [[Pantheon/MortalKombat other Kombatants]], [[Pantheon/AntiHeroes Travis Touchdown]], [[Pantheon/{{Fear}} The Bakers]], [[Pantheon/FormsOfImmortality Eliza]]
* Rivals: [[Pantheon/ActsOfWar Wiz and Boomstick]]
* Enemies:
** Both: Anyone who were forced to endure a DeadlyGame like most of the ''Pantheon/DanganRonpa'' deities and [[Pantheon/SocialAndRecreationalWork Katniss Everdeen]]
** Kreese: Animal abusers like [[Pantheon/EvilActions Cruella Deville]] and [[Pantheon/{{Contempt}} Lysandere]], [[Pantheon/JusticeBringers Baldi]]
* Popular with: The House of Pantheon/{{Slaughter}}
** Howard: The House of {{Lust}}
* Annoyed with: [[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Junko Enoshima]]
* Opposed by: The House of Pantheon/{{Craft}}
* '''Howard:''' "Good evening bloodthirsty gods and goddesses! It's a beeaautiful day out in the Pantheon/TropePantheons, just perfect to spectate over - you guessed it - unfamily friendly bloodbath and carnage. My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and along with my co-commentator Kreese Kreely, I'll be giving you a slay-by-slay coverage over tonight's meat grinder with access to more than 100,000 cameras you can be sure you won't miss any evisceration, liquidation, or sick corpse defiling. Say, wouldn't you say this is the Pantheon's first official broadcast?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Right you fucking are, Howard. While DeathWatch isn't open to the Pantheon just yet, we've taken it upon ourselves to serve as announcers here to talk over every bit of messy manslaughter. Here we have loads and loads of gods and having met some of these weirdos I can tell you that this place is going to be more gruesome shows of disembodied limbs an than a family meeting swimming in a naval minefield. We've got a hell lot more amazing arenas, weapons, traps, and a shit ton more surprises coming your way.\\
'''Howard:''' "So sharpen your knives, pull up a seat, and get ready to enjoooooy our profile!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[BookDumb I can't even read it!]]"
* '''Kreese:''' "Oh hey it's Jack! Still chopping wankers to bits with that- ''double chainsaw!?''"\\
'''Howard:''' "Seems like the Baron's back again, wait he's with Jack? Didn't they kill each other [[FinalBoss that one time?]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[TheyKilledKennyAgain Aw he dies all the time]]. Must be a respect thing. Like Big Bull Crocker who seemed to got an upgrade in, [[{{Cyborg}} well everything]]. Twirlenkiller stayed the same, though. Oh Jesus, but his farts from his turbines got even stronger."\\
'''Howard:''' "[[ToiletHumor No, it was me again]]."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Argh, seriously Howard?!"
* '''Howard:''' "As per according to the divine rankings we're assigned as Ambiguous deities as while he participated in the games, we were never actually seen doing so by everyone here."\\
'''Kreese:''' "You're telling me they didn't see that time in '07 where [[AssShove Frank shoved his fist up my ass and turned me into a hand puppet?]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Apparently not."\\
'''Kreese:''' "You know, I never get these rankings. All the guys up top ever do is sit on their ass and masturbate and only ever get involved when it's fucking convenient for them. And yet everyone kisses their ass over and over again and never shuts up about them.\\
'''Howard:''' "Bastards like them are wasting all that good power not funding games like Deathwatch."
* '''Kreese:''' "You know I ran late this morning 'cause I was dealing with Rain? Music/{{Prince}} or not, you'll be more than wet when this princely stripper is done with you. He'll send you down the river while you're pissin' your pants, which is what exactly he did to me after giving me a swirly. Hmph, and if it that wasn't enough he can call thunderstorms out of nowhere."\\
'''Howard:''' "Hate to [[IncrediblyLamePun rain]] on your parade but throughout the battle with that deckhead and I thought to myself was [[PungeonMaster water]] you doing?!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[EyeScream The eye, I'm going to stab you]] [[SuddenlyShouting IN YOUR GODDAMN EYE]]!"\\
'''Howard:''' "[[TemptingFate You shore about that?]]"
* '''Howard:''' "You know, the other day I met this girl named Junko Enoshima and she apparently wants to help out with bringing in DeathWatch to the Pantheon."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Hell no! Keep her out of this."\\
'''Howard:''' "Sounds like you're acquainted with her already."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Acquainted? She made me sit through so many of her goddamn Killing Games, they're boring as sin! Everyone involved just moves around trying to ''not'' kill each other and only do it when that fucktard bear says so. Then they spend on and on with how the murder is committed and everything last goddamn detail. The only exciting bits are when some asshole gets executed, ''almost'' makes her babbling on despair worth it."\\
'''Howard:''' "You know, we should get some of those execution equipment for when DeathWatch comes back. Put it through better use than whatever the hell she's doing."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Aaaaamen to that."
** '''Howard:''' "And speaking of Killing Games, it seems we've had a lot of hate mail from people who went through thing like that-"\\
'''Kreese:''' "What?"\\
'''Howard:''' "-and hated it. 'Don't go and trivialize people's deaths ugh!' 'People shouldn't be forced to participate in DeathWatch neegh!'"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Isn't that the fucking point? I don't see the problem here, you know how much trouble it would be if we had to ask every single goddamn ratfucker if they want to participate or not?"
* '''Howard:''' "Look here, apparently we've been compared quite a lot to "Wiz and Boomstick". Says here with how we run things is similar to how they talk over WebVideo/DeathBattle, even though we totally came before them!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I dunno, I kinda like Boomstick. He pretty much speaks my language, probably go drinking sometime. Not with Wiz, though. Smartass has less luck with love than Howard."\\
'''Howard:''' "Wow, he must really suck."\\
'''Kreese:''' "I know."\\
'''Howard:''' "Maybe we should all do an episode one day and have Jack be one of the contenders. I could rant about my ex-wife with Boomstick and also teach Wiz a thing or two about love."\\
'''Kreese:''' "I doubt he'd learn anything from ''you''."
* '''Kreese:''' "You know, after a day of announcing and and spectating of gruesome murder, sometimes you just wanna kick back and take a break. Something like sitting down and smoking meth or maybe [[HiddenDepths some time playing golf-]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial well, not that I have ever done so.]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Oh wee. Whew. Finally got 'Mystery Food X' out of my system. And it only took a full 30 minutes of vommiting to do so!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I can tell you had shrimp for lunch, still can't believe I got my ass punted by that KickChick [[BrutalHonesty for saying how shit it was]]."\\
'''Howard:''' "Hmph. [[BlatantLies Only constructive criticism if you ask me]]. Anyways, what'd I miss this time? Any mortifying mutilations?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Oh, eh uh, just buzzsaw. Fourth time today."
* '''Howard:''' "You should be more mindful of where you are in the Pantheon. [[DeathWorld At least, a bit more than usual.]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Why?"\\
'''Howard:''' "Lately there's been talk of a teacher with an [[StylisticSuck atrociously simple appearance]]. They say that when you encountered them you have to find and solve all his math problems within his seven notebooks and even getting one wrong has him chasing you all over the House to do [[CorporalPunishment something with that ruler of his]]."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Ah hell, I know that prick. I had to go through them and got every single one of them wrong. You know when I signed up to be an announcer here [[EverybodyHatesMathematics NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "[[CatchPhrase I blaaaaame our schoooools!]]"
* '''Howard:''' "Today gods and goddesses we have here some unwilling deities placed in the lovely humble homestead of the ''murderous'' Jack, who seems to be in the mood for using his crippling chainsaws!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Why did we have to place 'em there in the first place? Isn't Jack already into games like this?"\\
'''Howard:''' "Jack ''Baker'', with his Chainsaw Shears but he's not limited to just that! Give this family man anything and he'll make faaantastic use of it. You could probably give him someone's entrails and he'll choke someone to death with them! He's a bit of a favorite among spectators, [[LaughablyEvil what with his lovable attitude and all]]. And he's got one hell of a wife too! "\\
'''Kreese:''' "I don't want to think of any bugs right now, I'm pretty sure her fucking bug-children has all types of diseases. They might be why I got yellow fever, malaria, and dengue just just yesterday."\\
'''Howard:''' "Speaking of children, their son Lucas Baker forces others to play {{Deadly Game}}s with all the neat and ''sadistic'' traps he made all by himself. That's the kind of ingenuity you don't see much of these days!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Cowardly little shit. I 'ought to kick his punk ass one day."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well why not now?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Uh, probably 'cause of all the traps.\\
'''Howard:''' "Fair point."
* '''Kreese:''' "Jesus, you know how much how I hate going into the House of Pantheon/HealthAndDiseases? Every time I go there almost every time there's doctor asking me a buncha questions: 'How'd you survive DeathWatch all this time?' 'How are you still living even when you're declared legally dead?' '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Can I touch your pig tits sown on your body?]]' All I want is to get fixed up, is that hard to get some goddamn service?
* '''Howard:''' "You seem to be on your period today. Ran out of weed?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Nope."\\
'''Howard:''' "Someone made a pun?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Yeah, but not the problem. [[EvenEvilHasStandards They let sickos like Cruella into this place, it's disgusting!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Again, didn't you [[BloodSport compete in DeathWatch]]?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "And again, asshole, the only living things I killed are people, [[BrokenAesop and that's different]]! What she tried to pull was just fucked up. And besides, Lysandere planned to kill off everyone so I'm in the right."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well, you're not wrong about that. Mathematically speaking, that may just be more kills than pretty much everyone in DeathWatch combined, even with Jack on board!"\\
'''Kreeese:''' "For fucks sake, NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!"\\
'''Both:''' "I blaaaaame our schoooools!"
* '''Kreese:''' "Come to think of it, what the hell is up with TvTropes anyways? I see it [[NoFourthWall plastered all over the Pantheon no matter where I fucking go, and no one seems to notice!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Says here it's a wiki page meant to catalog every trope, a figure of speech or expression like a theme or device of sorts, across all of pop-culture. Movies, literature, and of course TV. And the Pantheon is no different, with characters chosen to represent them from pretty much everywhere. Then they stick 'em into a room just to see what would happen, mostly to watch them kill each other. [[BitingTheHandHumor Man, considering the amount of effort these Tropers put into all this, their lives must be pretty sad and boring]].\\
'''Kreese:''' "Well why'd ya think I asked you?"
* '''Howard:''' "I just got a letter from the House of Pantheon/{{Craft}}. It says here we're not welcome because of our comments on artists [[CreativeClosingCredits during the credits]]. I called them a rash you wanted to go away while you called them 'brain-dead booger eaters'."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Well it's true."
* '''Howard:''' "There goes another {{Mook}}'s spleen, surgical precision all thanks to Travis Touchdown and his beam katanas. Even for a dead-end loser like him, he can still cut you down to size!\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[CaptainObvious I'm pretty sure he's]] [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe missing more than his spleen]]."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well no shit, you think I couldn't see that?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Wouldn't be the first. Anyways, and I thought Geek senior and Geek junior with their wienie-ass hate sabers were bad enough but Mr. Crownless King over her takes whatever energy they had into a whole new level. He's faced {{Humongous Mecha}}s piloted by a sports team, a grandma with a WaveMotionGun, and other circus freaks even with the same nerd sticks he has! He's gotta recharge them through masturbating though. How does he still have a dick after all that, anyways? There's no way it could be any worse than that."\\
'''Howard:''' "Let Pantheon/{{Lust}} be my witness because what Travis does [[{{Squick}} couldn't even compare...]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I witnessed ''enough''."
* '''Kreese:''' "And here's Eliza. You know, it's thanks to her parasite that Sekhmet she's capable of attacking with blood and pretty much recovering from any wounds if she gets into a good enough source of one, and here I thought that other blood-hungry bitch was bad enough."\\
'''Howard:''' "Awesome rack on her, though!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Aw, true dat! I remember tryin' to get a good luck at her before her manwhores kicked the shit outta me. I got sent to the House of Health and Diseases with eight broken ribs, massive hemorrhage, and iron deficiency."\\
'''Howard:''' "[[DistractedByTheSexy Awesome rack on her, though!]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "True dat!"
* '''Howard:''' "This is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "And Kreese Kreely!"\\
'''Howard:''' "Saying thanks to all the gods, the readers, and of course the Tropers."\\
'''Kreese:''' "And we'll see you in hell!"
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!Greater Gods
[[folder:The Narrator]]
'''[[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable The Narrator]], God of [[LemonyNarrator Strange Narrations]]'''
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* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45wz_ZjpgdU Countdown]]
* Greater God
* Symbol: [[https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/thestanleyparable/images/f/f1/Adventure_Line.jpg The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™]]
* Alignment: TrueNeutral (Can be LawfulEvil if the story goes too OffTheRails)
* Portfolio: AmbiguouslyEvil, BritishStuffiness, [[DevelopersForesight Knows what everyone is going to do]], TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, InsaneTrollLogic, [[KillerGameMaster Killing the game if it goes too far off the rails]], MindScrewdriver, PassiveAggressiveKombat, PlayingThePlayer, {{Railroading}}
* Domains: Narration, Stories, Keeping Stories Right, Controlling, Speaking
* Followers: [[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents Lemony Snicket]], Creator/DouglasAdams, [[Literature/SecretSeries Pseudonymous Bosch]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Trickery}} GLaDOS]], [[Pantheon/{{Power}} Dr. Manhattan]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Psycho Mantis]], The Author, [[Pantheon/{{Slaughter}} Naughty Bear's Narrator]]
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/{{Speech}} Kamina]], Old Man Henderson, [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Solidus Snake]], [[Pantheon/{{Narrative}} Captain Martin Walker]], [[Pantheon/{{Personality}} Rika Furude]], [[Pantheon/FormsOfMedia Bob]], [[Pantheon/{{Pride}} Vegeta]]
* Complicated Relationships: '''[[Pantheon/{{Gameplay}} Stanley]]'''
* The Narrator decided he wanted to join in on the stories and add his own. Within the House of Narrative, he attempts to guide deities and Pantheon visitors alike through their own stories by providing exposition on what they are doing and what they should do.
* Should a mild-sounding British voice from out of nowhere state "This is the story of X", then X is prompted to follow the Narrator's exposition. However and quite frequently, those who end up being narrated dislike how controlling the Narrator's exposition is and often go against the Narrator's wishes. The Narrator is patient about this; he will start speaking directly to the person, often reprimanding their choice of action before placing down walls to {{Railroad|ing}} the story back on track. Should the person cause the Narrator's tract to go completely OffTheRails, however, the Narrator will place the person in one of [=GLaDOS's=] [[ControllableHelplessness unsolvable test chambers]], commenting on the story as if it were a tragedy. He seems to particularly enjoy that last part.
* Upon ascending, he simply decided to try and keep his job continuing his narration no matter what may happen even if it seems that several people that end up having to deal with him narrating their actions go OffTheRails. There are just as many people guided by fate as there are those who defy it, after all.
** Which is why he may never have to deal with Kamina and Old Man Henderson as they often do so and he stopped bothering them.
* Seems to spread to a [[VideoGame/{{Dota2}} Certain Realm]] and has annoyed them with his dry sarcasm.
* Is hated by Martin Walker as he seems to be the very idea of [[ButThouMust pushing him to a terrible choice]] and does not ever want to hear his narration.
* [=GLaDOS=] seems like one of the few that can stand him and both are somewhat similar, they decided to try and make sure that for here on out who they force into their stories do as they are told.
* Is hated by Rika Furude as she heard of the fate of Stanley, a man that was once under The Narrator's control and for that time had to go through the same events over and over leading to insanity or death (sometimes both) even though he was able to take control back, she fears that people will have to suffer the same fate if they suddenly have to deal with him.
* Vegeta once attempted to play his game but the resulting lack of rebellion and the continuous restarts drove him insane. Because of this, The Narrator is perhaps the only person besides Beerus that Vegeta fears.
* Some gods honestly ponder what would happen if The Narrator, who tries to make a person follow a certain path, and [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} The Mob]], who is known to pretty much deny any sense of progress, would try to lead the same body.
* When he heard how Bob performed a RageAgainstTheAuthor, he felt sorry for him, and managed to get him a spot in the same House, and the two became good friends.
* He was incredibly impressed with the narrator of Naughty Bear, whom manages to not only communicate perfectly with him, but also gets Naughty to go through with just about anything he so wishes him to do, practically his revenge. He came to respect him and the two can be heard discussing ways to get people to follow through with their stories.
* [[VideoGame/{{Dungeons}} He began delving into the storytelling business by telling a story about someone or something called the Absolute Evil, containing multiple references to other fantasy series.]] The only person who seemed to like it was the Keeper, who found it similar to his escapades.
[[/folder]]
!Intermediate Gods
[[folder:Tidus]]
'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]], God of [[ThisIsMyStory Telling his own Story]]''' (The Son of Jecht, Star player of the Zanarkand Abes, "You-Know-Who", [[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy the Spry Striker]])
[[quoteright:330:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Dissidia_Tidus_5176.jpg]]
* Theme: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ght23jESOpA&list=SPldNgdLVBzhJWkMcKMwFFLr3wt81f_o4I&index=2 "To Zanarkand"]]. When fighting, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nsp5CnvVQ Battle Theme]].
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: The Brotherhood propped next to a Blitzball.
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Portfolio: [[ThisisMyStory Telling his story,]] [[{{Keet}} being very chipper]], [[TheAce a star athlete]] [[LovableJock who's still nice]], [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter being in his father's shadow]], [[TimeMaster mastery of Haste, Slow, and Stop]], [[IKnowMaddenKombat using Blitzball skills in combat]], [[AlwaysSaveTheGirl intending to protect Yuna]], [[FashionableAsymmetry asymmetrical clothing]], [[spoiler:[[TomatoInTheMirror those who were really beings of the Fayth's dream]]]].
* Domains: Narration, Water, Combat, Professional Sports, Love, [[spoiler: Dreams]]
* Followers: [[Disney/{{Tangled}} Flynn Rider]], WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Kuzco]], [[Film/AmericanBeauty Lester Burnham]], [[Film/TheLovelyBones Susie Salmon]].
* Allies:
** Non-ascended: Wakka, Kimahri, Rikku.
** Ascended: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Cosmos]], [[Pantheon/HeroicRoles Warrior of Light]], [[Pantheon/{{Weapons}} Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Firion, Ratchet]], [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Cecil Harvy, Sora]], [[Pantheon/FantasticRaces Aquaman]], '''[[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Yuna]]''', [[Pantheon/FightingStyles Tokugawa Ieyasu]], Jak, [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Lulu]], [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]]
* In Friendly Competition with: [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Percy Jackson]].
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/FantasticalLeadership Mateus Palamecia,]] '''[[Pantheon/{{Sinners}} Seymour Guado]]''', [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Chaos]], [[Pantheon/ValuesAndEthics Ghetsis Harmonia]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], '''[[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Tenjuro Banno]]'''.
* High Priest: [[Literature/MobyDick Ishmael]].
* Longing to ease her unhappiness, Cosmos led Yuna to the gates of the Pantheon, the closest they could reach to the mortal plains. There Yuna was given another chance to whistle at the top of her lungs. After a few tries, the two feared it was a lost cause. Just as Cosmos was about to command the 501st to close the gates, the swift figure Tidus dashed through at breakneck speed, knocking into Yuna in the process. He finally kept his word.
* Unusual for the gods within the Narrative House, Tidus' shrine is in some way connected to the House of Sports, where a newly created Blitzball stadium had been built. Tidus has been teaching many a curious deity about Spira's favorite pastime.
** As it stands, he's still trying to get better to be a match for Aqua Man, who boasts aquatic skills he'd never thought possible.
* Tidus has something of a love-hate relationship with his father [[Pantheon/{{Love}} Jecht]]. He's gotten to know the man on a much deeper level, and is willing to accept him. However, there are many times [[ParentsAsPeople where his father's actions as the muscle head or sex god he is]] makes Tidus just want to clock him over the head with a few dozen blitzballs.
* He would like to remind everyone that his name is [[ItsPronouncedTropay "Tee-dus", not "Tide-us"]].
* As one of the youngest of the Sons of Square, many seem to ridicule the striker for a number of things, chief being when he attempted to laugh at Yuna's suggestion. Always exasperated by this, Tidus has repeatedly mentioned that [[TheyPlottedAPerfectlyGoodWaste he was ''purposefully'' laughing like that.]]
* Naturally Tidus was quick to join up in the GUAG as one of Cosmos' original Warriors, and is working with Ieyasu to make raids against the GUAE's Reeducation Facility and bust out his old man.
* [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Sora]] has stated more than once that he knows an alternate, and younger, version of Tidus [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI back on the Destiny Islands]], whom he always handled sword practices with. That version was killed in the destruction of the islands, but was eventually brought back to life following Ansem's defeat. This Tidus has the memories of the alternate one (barring his death), and recognized Sora upon meeting in the pantheon.
* Was sought out after his ascension by [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Ratchet]] to see just who Yuna had mistaken him for. It was an unusual meeting, but physically Ratchet reminded Tidus of Zidane and was able to warm up faster that normal.
* Shortly after the Pantheon Blitzball Stadium was finally finished, Tidus noticed many gods and goddesses using it as a standard pool. Exasperated, he exclaimed 'That's not what it's there for!' and quickly explained what Blitzball was. Enrollment for the Pantheon's first Blitzball teams has begun.
* Due to their extremely similar personalities, daddy issues, and love of the water, he and Percy Jackson have developed a friendly rivalry. Percy finds the Brotherhood sword awesome to behold and Tidus thinks Percy would make an awesome Blitzball player.
* Currently, Tidus' Blitzball team, named after the Besaid Aurochs, includes himself and Jak, with four empty spots. Two former players, Sora and Ratchet, both retired for personal reasons (Sora due to his leg injury, and Ratchet due to loss of interest).
** Thanks to the intensive training gone through, the Besaid Aurochs are considered to be almost unbeatable. Only Team Atlantica has ever been able to beat them, and only because it's captain, [[Pantheon/{{Offsprings}} Melody]], sounds [[Creator/TaraStrong exactly]] like Rikku, and is able to do flawless impersonations of Keira Hagai and Talwyn Apogee. Tidus holds no ill will towards the tomboyish princess, however.
* He doesn't like talking about what happened when he visited Arizona. All the gods know is that it involved a nasty encounter with [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment a certain cult leader]] that for some reason has the support of Sephiroth.
[[/folder]]
!Lesser Gods
[[folder:Javik]]
'''[[VideoGame/MassEffect3 Javik]], the God who [[WhileYouWereInDiapers Narrates his Past to the Young]] and Patron Saint of [[ThrownOutTheAirlock Execution Via Airlock]]''' (The Prothean Avatar of Vengeance, The Last Living Prothean, [[AscendedMeme Prothy the Prothean]], [[FanNickname Trollvik]], [[{{Troll}} The Oldest Troll in the Galaxy]], Buggy)
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pro_5675.png]]
* Rank: Lesser God
* Symbol: The Prothean Echo Shard, or his trusty Particle Rifle
* Alignment: Netural to Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: [[TheAntiNihilist Anit-Nihilistic]] [[AntiHero Hero]], CommanderContrarian, DeadpanSnarker, [[FantasticRacism Fantastc Racist]] [[WarriorTherapist who nonetheless encourages the young]], [[HumanPopsicle Being frozen for Fifty Thousand Years]], [[LastOfHisKind the Last Living Prothean]], MemeticBadass, [[ThrownOutTheAirlock suggesting to space out the unworthy]], {{Troll}}, [[WhileYouWereInDiapers Narrating to others life in his cycle]]
* Domains: History, Space, War
* Direct Superior: [[Pantheon/{{Heroes}} Commander Shepard]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/JusticeBringers Garrus Vakarian]], [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Tali'Zorah vas Neema, Jack]], [[Pantheon/{{Otherness}} Liara T'Soni, Urdnot Wrex]], [[Pantheon/MedicalMiscellaneous Mordin Solus]]
* Conflicting Opinion: [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Legion]], [[Pantheon/{{Technology}} KOS-MOS, Optimus Prime, Labrys]], All other good-aligned machine deities (Due to the fact that they are all synthetics.)
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/{{Villains}} The Illusive Man, Harbinger]] and the Reaper Collective, [[Pantheon/{{Betrayal}} Ragyo Kiryuin]], [[Pantheon/{{Hatred}} Yuuki Terumi]]
* Found by Commander Shepard and Dr. T'Soni in a stasis pod on Eden Prime, after having last fought the Reapers [=50,000=] years ago. He was rather shocked to see that the primitive species of his time are now in charge of the galaxy. Nonetheless, he managed to adapt properly and aid them in the war.
* Since he's technically the LastOfHisKind, a lot of the young deities of the Pantheon wanted to learn more of what it was like during his cycle, minus the Reaper Invasion part. According to him, a lot of the species in the current cycle were once primitives, and were at best groomed to be as advanced as the Protheans or at worst treated as food. In particular, his kind once ate Salarian liver and kidneys raw, particularly when the Salarian is still alive (in his own words: The fear adds... Spice.)
* Has the highest level of respect for Shepard and Garrus for seeing him as a soldier who wants nothing more than to thwart the Reaper threat, as opposed to other deities who are still in awe as to his status as the last Prothean. It took a long while before he came to respect Liara however, as she did not expect him to be so... Different from what she expected of Protheans.
** Both Javik and Liara had an argument once regarding how her race's ideologies were apparently revealed to her as the work of the Protheans, and not just some religious belief of her race. Shepard had to cut in to quell the situation, which prompted Javik to instead remind her that she is still alive and able to fight, and that she must not let the despair of losing her homeworld get the best of her. When Shepard asked him if he really meant what he said, he affirmed.
* He's been also known to be a massive troll at times, thanks to being in a time that is completely different from his; an example is his comment about Salarians being food in his cycle, as stated. This has caused a bit of friction between him and Terumi, since all of the latter's trolling can easily be counter-trolled. Yuuki definitely felt dejected when he realized that there is someone who can counter his trolling skills; Javik's only response to him:
-->'''Javik:''' [[http://i.imgur.com/LPozE.jpg Deal with it, Primitive.]]
** The [[Pantheon/GUAGLOLRanger LOL Rangers]] actually sent their invite when they heard of what he did to Terumi. He rejected the offer, because he's currently with Shepard, and because he claims that he has a higher trolling count than both them and [[Pantheon/GUAETrollkaiger the Trollkaiger unit]] combined.
* Due to being born (and later unfrozen) in a time when his race was on a losing war against the Reapers, he has developed a huge disdain of synthetics. This actually causes some uneasiness in the atmosphere when he made a quick trip down the [[Pantheon/{{Technology}} House of Technology]], and aimed his Particle Rifle at some of the deities there - even the good-aligned ones.
** Seeing Optimus Prime actually reminded him of the "Metacon Wars", the organic-synthetic conflict that his race was in before the Reapers arrived. Optimus figured that the said war was probably Megatron's doing.
* While it was transcribed as his alternative name, it is known that if anyone refers to Javik as 'Prothy the Prothean', he will descend to the realm, take the sayer to outer space, and throw the sayer out of the airlock. He just puts up the title to {{Troll}} people and see just how many people took the SchmuckBait.
* Under consideration for a rank increase to Intermediate or Greater God after the discovery of the Fanfic/AvatarOfVictory universe, where he was [[spoiler:the last Prothean [[PhysicalGod Ava]][[ElementalPowers tar]].]] Due to this, Aang and Korra have been hanging around him somewhat, though he tends to avoid them.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Max Payne]]
'''[[VideoGame/MaxPayne Max Payne]], God of The PrivateEyeMonologue''' (Maxey, New York's Finest, The Angel of Death, A Fat Bald Guy with a Temper)
[[quoteright:140:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mpayne_7408.jpg]]
* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ Ma]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u116HbMOF_Y x Pa]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ITlDnhRIg yne]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw TEARS]]
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Bottle of Painkillers
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Portfolio: AntiHero,BulletTime, ByronicHero, ChronicHeroSyndrome, {{Determinator}}, FailureKnight, KnightInSourArmor, TranquilFury, ResignedToTheCall
* Domains: Heroism, Painkillers, Tragedy, Monologues, Self Depreciation
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} John McClane, Haruka Kotoura]], [[Pantheon/{{Narrative}} Alan Wake]], [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Jack Bauer]], [[Pantheon/{{Ambiguity}} Kiritsugu Emiya, Jason Brody]], [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Solid Snake]], [[Pantheon/CriminalActions Michael De Santa]]
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Vaas Montenegro]], [[Pantheon/{{Villains}} Hoyt Volker, Vic Vega]], [[Pantheon/{{Love}} Bambi "Buck" Hughes]], [[Pantheon/{{Otherness}} Mr. Scratch, Bloody Mary]]
* Max Payne is known for his inner monologues that are deeply descriptive and very philosophical though it does get to be a bit much at times. Though he thinks of everyone and every situation in such a style that has added a bit of the flair for the dramatic for The Pantheon, especially for mind readers.
* Speaking of which this is the reason Haruka Kotoura is one of the few people that enjoy being around him despite his grim outlook as she is somewhat amused by how philosophical his thoughts could get.
* Although he is trying to stay out of trouble since he tried to be retired from his last adventure, though if someone needs his help he will be there even if he knows that it just gets him into trouble that could get him killed.
* Like John [=McClane=] when provoked he can bring many [[MagnificentBastard Masterminds]] plans down in flames if he somehow gets involved.
* Is often seen as depressed and grim at times, even with him trying to be happier in his vacation and has kicked some of his bad habits but sometimes goes back to the sad outlook on what he lost so he often seems that way to some of the Good members of the pantheon.
* When pressed into fighting he somehow has the ability to enter BulletTime and that sometimes catches villains off guard and sometimes stone cold dead for a time.
** Decided to teach Michael De Santa how to better his marksmanship, even though they have very different backgrounds Max discovered how much he [[PapaWolf would protect his family]] and decided to help him make sure that Michael keeps his family alive so that he doesn't suffer like Max does.
[[/folder]]
!Demigods
[[folder:Clopin Trouillefou]]
'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Clopin Trouillefou]], God of [[AllKnowingSingingNarrator All-Knowing Singing Narrators]]'''
[[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hunchback_of_the_notre_dame_disneyscreencaps_com_2_145.jpg]]
* Demigod
* Symbol: His mask
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: CloudCuckoolander, CoolMask, AllKnowingSingingNarrator, BlackComedy, BewareTheSillyOnes, [[FriendToAllChildren Good with kids]], HangingJudge, [[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner Being the Judge, Jury, and Executioner]], [[BoundAndGagged Binding and gagging victims]] [[GallowsHumor for kicks]], "AnyLastWords"
* Domains: Gypsies, Trials, Black Comedy, Masks, Disney
* Allies: [[Pantheon/PhysicalAppearance Quasimodo]], [[Pantheon/RacialAppearances Esmeralda]], [[Pantheon/{{Touring}} AZ]]
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/TaintedLove Claude Frollo]], [[Pantheon/{{Contempt}} Lysandre]], [[Pantheon/{{Laughter}} The Joker]]
* Clopin's rise into the pantheon happened when he mistook Quasimodo and Phoebus for Frollo's spies. What happened was that the two were BoundAndGagged and given a mock trial where they were sentenced to be hanged. Esmeralda saved them at the very last moment. When he saw Quasimodo and Esmeralda in the pantheon, he asked if it was a coincidence that they were all chosen to represent some silly storytelling tropes.
** Because of this, Clopin is seen as one of the few Disney deities as neither good or evil.
* After his ascension, Clopin sometimes does the retelling of the story to a bunch of children in the House of Theater. Depending on the age group, the story would be LighterAndSofter where EveryoneLives (similar to the Disney film), or DarkerAndEdgier, where Esmeralda dies (similar to the novel or German theater adaptation).
* Be cautious if you try to enter Clopin's temple through a secret passageway in the House of Life and Death. Get caught, and you'll be accused of being a spy for the GUAL, which often results in hanging, even if you are innocent, because it's "the worst crime of all". A few deities have wondered how such a tunnel came to be in the first place.
* [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance Surprisingly]], a dream version of Clopin wasn't present when [[Pantheon/LightAndDarkness Sora]] visited the Court of Miracles at the point where the trial took place in reality. Who knows [[FridgeHorror what could've happened to the Keybearer]] if the dream ''did'' follow what happened closer, and included Clopin and the other gypsies, but it's agreed that Esmeralda would've saved him from hanging as well.
* Clopin has no respect towards Lysandre because of how he tried to wipe out life in his own world using an Ultimate Weapon powered by either [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Xerneas]] or [[Pantheon/FormsOfImmortality Yveltal]]. Clopin also compared Lysandre with Frollo, while AZ has been compared with Quasimodo, and Floette with Esmeralda.
* Carnival has gotten a 300% popularity boost ever since Clopin introduced the Festival of Fools to the pantheon. For safety reasons, starting a pelting on the King of Fools and mocking him is prohibited with a penalty of two months cleaning up manure in the House of Beasts.
* Has been compared with The Joker, on them appearing to be lunatics. But Clopin only feigns insanity for the safety of the other gypsies.
* Upon first meeting him, [[Pantheon/{{Happiness}} Pinkie Pie]] (some would say ''literally'') exploded with joy at realizing who Clopin was. The historical accounts of the Feast of Fools were one of Pinkie's many party inspirations, with much of her work being an attempt to capture that rampant joy of everything being the opposite of dreary. [[Pantheon/{{Otherness}} Discord]] looked into this event out of curiosity for Pinkie's reaction, and deemed it "a stunning amateur production". The chaos spirit has vowed to lend a hand for the next Feast to show everyone a ''true'' "topsy-turvy day".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Crypt Keeper]]
'''[[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt The Crypt Keeper]], God of {{Horror Host}}s'''
[[quoteright:256:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Crypt_Keeper_9572.jpeg]]
* Theme Music: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyTn7H5-HFE Tales from the Crypt (Main Title)]]
* Demigod
* Symbol: A cobweb covered chair
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: HorrorHost, LargeHam, EvilLaugh, PungeonMaster, LemonyNarrator
* Domains: Horror, Stories, Puns
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Celebration}} Jack Skellington]], [[Pantheon/TheatricProduction Sans]], Grimm
* OddFriendship: [[Pantheon/{{Philosophy}} Monsoon]], [[Pantheon/{{Fear}} Koume Shirasaka]]
* VitriolicBestBuds with: [[Pantheon/TheatricProduction Papyrus]]
* Living in a haunted house by himself, the Crypt Keeper is more than willing to tell visitors to his place a number of terrifying tales. Fitting for a corpse he's also got a dark sense of humor, with him letting out a number of macabre puns to go along with his primary occupation of telling scary stories.
* Every now and then, he'll allow a guest host to come in to help with setting up his stories (though he won't allow it if someone tries to forcibly take the spotlight away from him). One instance of that featured Arnold Schwarzenegger helping the Crypt Keeper out with weight training in addition to hosting a story.
** With the number of deities present in the Pantheon, the Crypt Keeper has decided to be a bit more diverse on finding guest hosts. He hired Monsoon one time to help out and is quite amused at how the similar-sounding the latter is.
* He also has [[WesternAnimation/TalesFromTheCryptKeeper a separate set of stories]] to tell for younger visitors. While these particular tales are not as bloody as his normal ones, they're still noted to be quite scary according to the youngsters that listen to them. There are some people who aren't really sure as to why the Crypt Keeper himself would show up in a few of these specific stories.
* Most visitors to the haunted house he's in tend to end up going to the basement, where he usually is at to tell tales. There some who are curious about what more the house provides, but considering that he more or less has a security system he uses to scare off uninvited wanderers whenever he leaves his home, there hasn't been a whole lot of people who have seen the entire interior of his house.
* By his own admission, he didn't really expect a cute girl such as Koume Shirasaka to be one of his most frequent visitors to his house. Given her liking to horror stories and ability to tell such stories of her own, the Crypt Keeper is quite pleased to see a frequent fan of his.
* It's not clear how much narrative power he has over someone, provided that he has any to begin with. While some think the stories don't happen until he tells them, most are willing to assume that the stories he tells have happened in the past.
** On that subject, he got a bit of a laugh after hearing about the Narrator's power to make someone part of a story he's telling, especially with the Narrator's tendencies to get aggressive at that person should they end up straying too much from the Narrator's intended path.
* Grimm took quite a liking to him for telling dark stories and is especially interested at the fact that the Crypt Keeper told a version of the Literature/ThreeLittlePigs that was darker than the original interpretation. Grimm has asked him if more dark and twisted interpretations of stories like that will happen at a later point in time, and the Crypt Keeper has considered it.
* Sans is one skeleton that the Crypt Keeper loves to have around due to their shared interest of pulling out puns on a frequent basis. While the Crypt Keeper is also fine with Papyrus hanging around, that skeleton is almost always driven nuts by the barrage of puns that result from these meetings.
* Many of the stories he tells often feature twist endings in various forms. This might be why he hired M. Night Shymalan for setting up some additional tales to tell for visitors to that haunted house.
** It happens infrequently, but the Crypt Keeper will sometimes hold auditions for new story editors if they are interested in coming up with ideas for more frightening stories for the Crypt Keeper to tell. Those who have had experience in telling {{Ghost Stor|y}}ies have expressed interest in these auditions.
* One of his more unusual tales was inspired by FilmNoir and it involved someone who opted to undergo surgery to look like Humphrey Bogart. Incidentally, some have also believed that the aforementioned tale was being told to Alfred Hitchcock one time, but the director didn't say anything about it when asked (probably since there was a skeleton in Hitchcock's place by the time the story was finished being told).
* There has been a few instances where he has done something other than scare visitors with his stories. For one, he [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secrets_of_the_Cryptkeeper%27s_Haunted_House hosted a game show that he more or less set up]] in the House of Theater. He also worked with the House of Music to make [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAj-Ci_dwCE a music video for a song he came up with]] and a macabre Christmas album.
* While he is willing to tell stories to visitors any day of the week, he becomes more relatively active with that job whenever Halloween comes around, with him being around those associated with the holiday. He hangs around with the Halloween-related deities even when that holiday isn't happening.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Kaepora Gaebora]]
'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Kaepora Gaebora]], God of [[ShallIRepeatThat Player-Agreed Expository Repetition]]''' (Rauru, Sage of Light)
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* Theme Song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFz14Bc3v9E Owl Theme]]
* Demigod as an owl, Lesser God as a sage
* Symbol: The Hyrule Royal Seal
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Domains: Light, Wisdow, Exposition, Birds.
* Portfolio: [[{{Animorphism}} Human Transformed into an Animal]], [[TheOwlKnowingOne Knowledgeable Owl]], [[AbnormalLimbRotationRange Rotational Owl Limbs]], MrExposition, [[ShallIRepeatThat Repeating Said Exposition When Prompted]], RepetitiveName.
* Allies: [[Pantheon/WeaponWielding Link]], [[Pantheon/{{Royalty}} Zelda]], [[Pantheon/CharacterRoles Navi]], [[Pantheon/AnalysisAndRecords Fi]], [[Pantheon/{{Happiness}} Darunia]], [[Pantheon/AnthropomorphicAnimals Medli]], [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Wind Fish]], [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Decidueye]], [[Pantheon/{{Birds}} Odette, Chanticleer]], [[Pantheon/{{Shapeshifters}} Tobias]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Winnie The Pooh]].
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/EvilActions Ganondorf]], [[Pantheon/{{Headwear}} Majora]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalities}} Zant]], [[Pantheon/{{Demons}} Ghirahim]], [[Pantheon/{{Birds}} The Grand Duke of Owls]], [[Pantheon/ActsOfHatred Clockwerk and Neyla]].
* Opposed by: [[Pantheon/MusicalCompositions Brentalfloss]], many gamer deities.
* The Sage of Light Rauru, also known by his animal alias "Kaepora Gaebora", is one of the Ancient Sages of Hyrule. After taking the shape of an owl and using his knowledge to assist [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] on his quest to defeat the King of Thieves Ganondorf Dragmire, Rauru was allowed a spot on the Pantheon, although he was only granted access through his owl form.
* Stationed at the very entrance of the Pantheon, Kaepora Gaebora was entrusted with an important mission from the commanding deities: to explain the workings of the Pantheon to newcomers and make sure that they understood ''everything''.
** Because of his long and tiresome explanations, most of the newcomers tend to doze off halfway through, which might cause them to accidentally accept his offer to repeat everything all over again after finishing. He is particularly unpopular with deities who have experienced Link's aforementioned quest through gameplay, such as Music/{{Brentalfloss}}
* Being a representative of Light, Kaepora is firmly opposed by the [[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Grand Duke of Owls]], who hates the sun and all forms of light. Kaepora does not acknowledge the Duke's title, being only loyal to the royal family of Hyrule.
** Aware of the Duke's schemes, Kaepora has requested Link to teach [[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Chanticleer]] how to sing the Sun's Song, a magical song that can turn night to day and vice-versa, which might come in handy in case the Grand Duke attempts anything.
** Kaepora is also keeping an eye on [[Franchise/SlyCooper Clockwerk[=/=]Neyla[=/=]Clock-La]], being ready to warn Link of any suspicious behavior from the robotic owl (Clock-La appears to be interested in Link's equipment, the Master Sword in particular). Thankfully, the Hylian is experienced in dealing with {{Giant Flyer}}s, having slain a few of them in his many incarnations.
* Kaepora believes Decidueye can make an excellent hero of its own, and has put himself at its service in case the Arrow Quill Pokémon ever requires guidance.
* Kaepora has been trying in vain to convince Disney/WinnieThePooh that he is not his owl friend from the Hundred Acre Wood. That silly old bear just doesn't learn.
* Also has a seat at the Subhouse of Pantheon/GameDesign.
* [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} He's an owl.]]
* "Do you want to hear what I said again?"
-->'''''Yes ←'''''
-->''No''
* The Sage of Light Rauru, also known by his animal alias "Kaepora Gaebora", is one of the Ancient Sages of Hyrule. After taking the shape of an owl and using his knowledge to assist [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] on his quest to defeat the King of Thieves Ganondorf Dragmire, Rauru was allowed a spot on the Pantheon, although he was only granted access through his owl form.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Stationed at the very entrance of the Pantheon, Kaepora Gaebora was entrusted with an important mission from the commanding deities: to explain the workings of the Pantheon to newcomers and make sure that they understood ''everything''.
** *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Because of his long and tiresome explanations, most of the newcomers tend to doze off halfway through, which might cause them to accidentally accept his offer to repeat everything all over again after finishing. He is particularly unpopular with deities who have experienced Link's aforementioned quest through gameplay, such as Music/{{Brentalfloss}}.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Being a representative of Light, Kaepora is firmly opposed by the [[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Grand Duke of Owls]], who hates the sun and all forms of light. Kaepora does not acknowledge the Duke's title, being only loyal to the royal family of Hyrule.
** *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Aware of the Duke's schemes, Kaepora has requested Link to teach [[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Chanticleer]] how to sing the Sun's Song, a magical song that can turn night to day and vice-versa, which might come in handy in case the Grand Duke attempts anything.
** *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Kaepora is also keeping an eye on [[Franchise/SlyCooper Clockwerk[=/=]Neyla[=/=]Clock-La]], being ready to warn Link of any suspicious behavior from the robotic owl (Clock-La appears to be interested in Link's equipment, the Master Sword in particular). Thankfully, the Hylian is experienced in dealing with {{Giant Flyer}}s, having slain a few of them in his many incarnations.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Kaepora believes Decidueye can make an excellent hero of its own, and has put himself at its service in case the Arrow Quill Pokémon ever requires guidance.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Kaepora has been trying in vain to convince Disney/WinnieThePooh that he is not his owl friend from the Hundred Acre Wood. That silly old bear just doesn't learn.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* Also has a seat at the Subhouse of Pantheon/GameDesign.
* *''ButtonMashing Noises''* [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} He's an owl.]]
* "Do you want to hear what I said again?"
-->''Yes''
-->'''''No ←'''''
[[/folder]]
!Quasideities
[[folder:Amélie Poulain]]
'''[[Film/{{Amelie}} Amélie Poulain]], Goddess of NarrativeFiligree'''
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* Theme: [[https://youtu.be/MaFDhiIUz98 La valse d'Amélie]]
* Quasideity
* Symbol: Her father’s garden gnome
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: BlitheSpirit, CloudCuckoolander, ImagineSpot, KarmicTrickster, [[HomeschooledKids Being Homeshooled as a Young Girl]], FriendlessBackground, ForHappiness, {{Gaslighting}}, MagicRealism, GayParee, GoodFeelsGood
* Domains: Love, Cheerfulness, Loneliness, Waitresses, French People
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Meals}} Remy the Rat]], [[Pantheon/MedicalConditions Madeline]], [[Patheon/RacialAppearances Charlotte Dunois]], [[Pantheon/CommercialArchetypes Perrine H. Clostermann]], [[Pantheon/OutlooksOnJob Glass Joe]], [[Pantheon/{{Logic}} Luna Lovegood]], [[Pantheon/GameDesign Gnome Chompski]], [[Pantheon/CraftingMaterials Zorro]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalities}} Alice]]
* Opposes: [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Spy]], [[Pantheon/{{Cultures}} Remy the Fighter]], [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Pepe Le Pew]]
* The moment Amélie ascended, [[Pantheon/CombatOther Nicholas St. North]] was writing the 777th name on his list for the year, [[Pantheon/{{Legwear}} Satsuki]] had just finished brushing her eyebrows, and [[Pantheon/{{Planning}} Light Yagami]] slipped on a banana.
* Since her arrival in the Pantheon, Amélie is destined to go on a mission to positively affect the lives of others.
* Amélie still cultivates a tastes in small pleasures such as dipping her hand in sacks of grain, cracking crème brûlée with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at the Pantheon’s canal.
* Sometimes, Amélie visits the House of Theater to watch movies.
--> Amélie: “I like to turn around in the dark to see the faces of the people around. And I also like to spot the little detail nobody will ever see. [[DriverFacesPassenger But I don't like it when the driver doesn't watch the road.]]”
* She became friends with Remy the Rat after she was impressed with how a rat like Remy could make great food. Since then, she works as a waitress in his restaurant.
* She doesn’t at all like [[Pantheon/MentalismOther The Spy]] for being untrustworthy. That didn’t prevent him sneaking in her temple whenever she’s away. In retaliation, she would often play tricks against the Spy for his unpleasant actions.
** She also likes to play tricks towards [[Pantheon/{{Cultures}} Remy]] ([[NamesTheSame not to be confused with]] the aforementioned Remy the Rat) and [[Pantheon/{{Mammals}} Pepe Le Pew]], neither whom she got along with due to their [[FrenchJerk jerkish behavior]].
* She once thought that the Glass Man has arrived in the pantheon and is curious to see him again. It turns out that the man was actually Glass Joe, who is a cowardly boxer who loses in every round instead of an artist with bones as fragile as glass who paints Renoir every year. However, she got over the confusion and the two eventually became friends.
* Amélie also gets along well with fellow French deities such as Madeline, Charlotte Dunois, and Perrine H. Clostermann ([[IstanbulNotConstantinople who hails from a similar, but different France]]).
* Due to their similar [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} oddball persona]], she is often seen hanging out with Luna Lovegood.
* Upon visiting [[Pantheon/GameDesign Gnome Chompski’s]] temple, she is struck by how he reminded her of her father’s gnome. She took him off his temple and travelled around all the Pantheon’s landmarks with him. Whenever [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Gordon Freeman]] noticed Chompski’s absence, Amélie would give him aeveral photos of the gnome during his trip around the Pantheon.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Joe Gillis]]
'''[[Film/SunsetBoulevard Joseph C. Gillis]], God of {{Posthumous Narrat|ion}}ors''' (Joe)
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* Quasideity
* Symbol: His dead body floating in a swimming pool
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Portfolio: DeadpanSnarker, ForegoneConclusion, HowWeGotHere, LemonyNarrator, MostWritersAreWriters, OutGambitted, '''PosthumousNarration''', PrivateEyeMonologue, [[spoiler:[[RuleOfPool Death from being shot near a swimming pool]]]], WritersSuck
* Domains: Screenwriters (failed), Death, Narration
* High Priest: [[Film/AmericanBeauty Lester Burnham]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Protagonists}} Marion Crane]], [[Pantheon/MurderAndAssassination Kenny McCormick]], [[Pantheon/OtherCriminals Flynn Rider]]
* Enemies: [[Pantheon/TheatricConvention Sideshow Bob]]
* Opposes: [[Pantheon/TheatricPerformers Krusty the Clown]]
* Pities: [[Pantheon/ReligiousPractice Rosemary Woodhouse]]
* Pitied by: [[Pantheon/{{Narrative}} Max Payne]]
* Annoyed by: [[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner]], [[Pantheon/MusicalCompositions Alex DeLarge]]
* Complicated Relationship with: '''[[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Norma Desmond]]'''
* Joe Gillis was a down-on-his-luck screenwriter who was hired by Norma Desmond to help her set up her movie comeba--er… [[InsistentTerminology “return.”]] Joe believed he can manipulate her, but soon finds out that he is wrong. His ambivalence about their relationship and her unwillingness to let go leads to a situation of violence, madness, and death.
** Joe found himself waking up in the Pantheon [[spoiler:after he was murdered by Norma at her swimming pool]]. When he asked why he was brought into the Pantheon, it was revealed that he was resurrected and given a position in the Pantheon due to him [[PosthumousNarration narrating the story that led him to his death]].
** He learned that Norma Desmond also ascended into the Pantheon as well, making him more cautious of her and because of that, he avoids visiting her temple. He also avoids going near any swimming pool [[spoiler:due to being murdered at one]].
* Both Marion Crane and Kenny [=McCormick=] visit his temple at times. Joe especially feels sorry for Marion as he discovered that both of them have had encounters with an insane person [[spoiler:and didn’t survive them]]. Max Payne also takes pity towards Joe upon hear about his story.
* He noticed that Flynn Rider did a similar narration, [[spoiler:though when he ''did'' die, [[DisneyDeath it didn’t take]]]]. The two are on good terms with each other.
* After his failed attempt at having a screenwriting career in Hollywood as well as having to deal with Norma, Joe has become increasingly wary of several actors that reside in the Pantheon. He doesn’t like Krusty the Clown for his jaded personality as well as Sideshow Bob.
** He is also annoyed with the Warner siblings due to their antics.
** Has felt very sorry for Rosemary Woodhouse upon learning that she was married to an actor and what he did to her.
* He couldn’t stand seeing Alex [=DeLarge=] as he doesn’t like seeing him mocking his narration and his followers.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Storyteller]]
'''Series/{{The Story|teller}}{{t|heStoryteller}}eller'''
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* Quasideity
* Symbol: ''The Storyteller'' logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: TheStoryteller ([[CaptainObvious Clearly Enough]]; [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Also Only Referred To By That Name]]), FramingDevice, [[ADayInTheLimelight Featured in One Story]] ([[TheCameo And a Brief Appearance in Another]])
* Domains: Storytelling, Intrigue
* Herald: [[TheWatson His dog]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Kermit the Frog]], [[Pantheon/FanReaction Barney the Dinosaur]], [[Pantheon/ElementalFive Miyuki Hoshizora]], Scheherazade
* Conflicting Relations: The Narrator
* Within an old house somewhere, there inhabits an eccentric old man sitting by the fireplace with his dog. This man is more than willing to tell visitors a story, usually a fairy tale or of something from a mythology (these stories tend to be rather obscure). The dog is there to provide a few thoughts of his own on the tale that the man is telling.
** Through a handful of deities, he was able to learn about additional classical tales and mythologies. He has expressed interest in telling these stories to others at some point down the road.
* Many of the stories he tells are relatively dark in tone, but they generally end on a positive note (though there were a few exceptions to that). Despite that, The Storyteller would rather keep his distance from Grimm, mostly because of the latter's tendency to willingly alter stories for his own sake and the fact that most of The Storyteller's material isn't altered much in terms of the original source's tone.
** Even though his stories are noted to be a bit scary at times, it is often assumed that The Storyteller hasn't thought much of telling horror stories that really frighten listeners. If anything, that's the Crypt Keeper's job to provide those kinds of stories.
* Kermit is very good friends with The Storyteller. While the frog has never appeared in any of the stories that this man has told, Kermit does provide a bit of help with how the stories are presented visually and even allowed him to visit the House of Theater to tell his stories every now and then. It took a bit of time, but a few were able to figure out [[Creator/JimHenson why that is]].
* Scheherazade decided to visit him after hearing about one of his stories, specifically the one where he was forced to tell a king a variety of stories in order to avoid punishment (a scenario that she was very familiar with). The two get along with each other very well and sometimes tell each other stories of their own.
* [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Tigger]] believed that he heard [[Creator/JohnHurt a voice similar to The Storyteller's that had narrated]] [[Disney/TheTiggerMovie Tigger's own adventure]]. Although Tigger learned that this was a different narrator than the one he heard before, Tigger is interested in seeing if this particular storyteller is willing to tell Tigger's story.
* Despite their experience in telling stories, he isn't on the best of terms with The Narrator. While he has some respect for the latter in terms of storytelling, he doesn't like how The Narrator is telling a story at the expense of another person's freedom. The Storyteller often tells his stories after they occurred while The Narrator tells his as they are more or less happening at the moment.
** When it comes to people who are willing to throw the story off into an unexpected direction, The Storyteller hasn't said much about it. The Narrator has been telling him that those kinds of people are very detrimental to getting a proper story told.
* Heard about Barney the Dinosaur and his storytelling endeavors, albeit the Purple Dinosaur has done his for a younger audience. They're on good terms with each other and hope to provide more imaginative stories.
* Miyuki Hoshizora is a frequent visitor of his and really enjoys much of the stories that he tells. While most have had happy endings, she has acknowledged that not all of the stories he tells are going to end in such a manner.
* There are a few who noticed that [[TheOtherDarrin he appears different every so often]]. The dog was around with both the original look and this different appearance, but no one knows the exact reason why the appearance changes (the dog doesn't have an issue with the changes as far as anyone knows).
* A few of his stories have received the attention of some deities, such as [[Pantheon/RoyaltyOther Cinderella]] noticing that his tale of a princess named Sapsorrow had a few parts that she was familiar with (notably in regards to the slipper).
** He also told one version of how Perseus slayed [[Pantheon/{{Nature}} Medusa]]. Should The Storyteller tell more tales based on classical mythologies, it's likely that those who originated from these myths will learn of him.
[[/folder]]
!Ambiguous Rank
[[folder:Howard and Kreese]]
...Nothing here? Okay, who’s coming n-
'''Howard''': “Hey, excuse me, are you a certified announcer like us?”
Well, not really. I’m more of a-
'''Kreese''': “Well then SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is our profile, you don’t see us comin' and stealing your job narrating the fuckin’ Tales or whatever!”
[=*Cue Kreese and Howard slamming the narrator into a burning barrel and throwing it unto oncoming traffic.*=]
'''Howard''': “And would you look at that, they had a ''barrel'' of a time! I'd like to check out what's left of them but first, our profile.”
'''[[VideoGame/MadWorld Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreely]], Patron Saints of [[AnnouncerChatter Talkative Announcers]]'''
* Ambiguous Rank (Kreese is often assumed to be a ''really'' durable Demigod)
* Symbol: The Shock TV 86 Logo
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: {{Jerkass}}es, RefugeInAudacity, {{Alliterative Name}}, ClusterFBomb, ToiletHumor, ComicallyMissingThePoint, [[CombatCommentator DeathWatch commentators]], [[TheVoice Only heard, never seen]]
** Howard: ExtremeOmnisexual [[HypocriticalHumor yet mocks his ex-wife's sexual deviance]], {{Politically Incorrect| Villain}}, PungeonMaster
** Kreese: BookDumb, [[EverybodyHatesMathematics "NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!"]], MadeOfIron, Miraculous ActionSurvivor, AmusingInjuries, [[EvenEvilHasStandards Disgusted by animal murder]] ([[BrokenAesop people are fine, though]])
* Domains: Commentary, Announcers, Blood Sport, Carnage, Audacity
* Mainly spectates over: [[Pantheon/BladedWeapons Jack Cayman]], [[Pantheon/ClothingStyle Blacker Baron]], [[Pantheon/OtherWeaponTropes Big Bull]], [[Pantheon/MannersOfDeath Herr Frederick von Twirlenkiller]], [[Pantheon/WaterAndIce Rain]] and [[Pantheon/MortalKombat other Kombatants]], [[Pantheon/AntiHeroes Travis Touchdown]], [[Pantheon/{{Fear}} The Bakers]], [[Pantheon/FormsOfImmortality Eliza]]
* Rivals: [[Pantheon/ActsOfWar Wiz and Boomstick]]
* Enemies:
** Both: Anyone who were forced to endure a DeadlyGame like most of the ''Pantheon/DanganRonpa'' deities and [[Pantheon/SocialAndRecreationalWork Katniss Everdeen]]
** Kreese: Animal abusers like [[Pantheon/EvilActions Cruella Deville]] and [[Pantheon/{{Contempt}} Lysandere]], [[Pantheon/JusticeBringers Baldi]]
* Popular with: The House of Pantheon/{{Slaughter}}
** Howard: The House of {{Lust}}
* Annoyed with: [[Pantheon/MotivationsForEvil Junko Enoshima]]
* Opposed by: The House of Pantheon/{{Craft}}
* '''Howard:''' "Good evening bloodthirsty gods and goddesses! It's a beeaautiful day out in the Pantheon/TropePantheons, just perfect to spectate over - you guessed it - unfamily friendly bloodbath and carnage. My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and along with my co-commentator Kreese Kreely, I'll be giving you a slay-by-slay coverage over tonight's meat grinder with access to more than 100,000 cameras you can be sure you won't miss any evisceration, liquidation, or sick corpse defiling. Say, wouldn't you say this is the Pantheon's first official broadcast?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Right you fucking are, Howard. While DeathWatch isn't open to the Pantheon just yet, we've taken it upon ourselves to serve as announcers here to talk over every bit of messy manslaughter. Here we have loads and loads of gods and having met some of these weirdos I can tell you that this place is going to be more gruesome shows of disembodied limbs an than a family meeting swimming in a naval minefield. We've got a hell lot more amazing arenas, weapons, traps, and a shit ton more surprises coming your way.\\
'''Howard:''' "So sharpen your knives, pull up a seat, and get ready to enjoooooy our profile!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[BookDumb I can't even read it!]]"
* '''Kreese:''' "Oh hey it's Jack! Still chopping wankers to bits with that- ''double chainsaw!?''"\\
'''Howard:''' "Seems like the Baron's back again, wait he's with Jack? Didn't they kill each other [[FinalBoss that one time?]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[TheyKilledKennyAgain Aw he dies all the time]]. Must be a respect thing. Like Big Bull Crocker who seemed to got an upgrade in, [[{{Cyborg}} well everything]]. Twirlenkiller stayed the same, though. Oh Jesus, but his farts from his turbines got even stronger."\\
'''Howard:''' "[[ToiletHumor No, it was me again]]."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Argh, seriously Howard?!"
* '''Howard:''' "As per according to the divine rankings we're assigned as Ambiguous deities as while he participated in the games, we were never actually seen doing so by everyone here."\\
'''Kreese:''' "You're telling me they didn't see that time in '07 where [[AssShove Frank shoved his fist up my ass and turned me into a hand puppet?]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Apparently not."\\
'''Kreese:''' "You know, I never get these rankings. All the guys up top ever do is sit on their ass and masturbate and only ever get involved when it's fucking convenient for them. And yet everyone kisses their ass over and over again and never shuts up about them.\\
'''Howard:''' "Bastards like them are wasting all that good power not funding games like Deathwatch."
* '''Kreese:''' "You know I ran late this morning 'cause I was dealing with Rain? Music/{{Prince}} or not, you'll be more than wet when this princely stripper is done with you. He'll send you down the river while you're pissin' your pants, which is what exactly he did to me after giving me a swirly. Hmph, and if it that wasn't enough he can call thunderstorms out of nowhere."\\
'''Howard:''' "Hate to [[IncrediblyLamePun rain]] on your parade but throughout the battle with that deckhead and I thought to myself was [[PungeonMaster water]] you doing?!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[EyeScream The eye, I'm going to stab you]] [[SuddenlyShouting IN YOUR GODDAMN EYE]]!"\\
'''Howard:''' "[[TemptingFate You shore about that?]]"
* '''Howard:''' "You know, the other day I met this girl named Junko Enoshima and she apparently wants to help out with bringing in DeathWatch to the Pantheon."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Hell no! Keep her out of this."\\
'''Howard:''' "Sounds like you're acquainted with her already."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Acquainted? She made me sit through so many of her goddamn Killing Games, they're boring as sin! Everyone involved just moves around trying to ''not'' kill each other and only do it when that fucktard bear says so. Then they spend on and on with how the murder is committed and everything last goddamn detail. The only exciting bits are when some asshole gets executed, ''almost'' makes her babbling on despair worth it."\\
'''Howard:''' "You know, we should get some of those execution equipment for when DeathWatch comes back. Put it through better use than whatever the hell she's doing."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Aaaaamen to that."
** '''Howard:''' "And speaking of Killing Games, it seems we've had a lot of hate mail from people who went through thing like that-"\\
'''Kreese:''' "What?"\\
'''Howard:''' "-and hated it. 'Don't go and trivialize people's deaths ugh!' 'People shouldn't be forced to participate in DeathWatch neegh!'"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Isn't that the fucking point? I don't see the problem here, you know how much trouble it would be if we had to ask every single goddamn ratfucker if they want to participate or not?"
* '''Howard:''' "Look here, apparently we've been compared quite a lot to "Wiz and Boomstick". Says here with how we run things is similar to how they talk over WebVideo/DeathBattle, even though we totally came before them!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I dunno, I kinda like Boomstick. He pretty much speaks my language, probably go drinking sometime. Not with Wiz, though. Smartass has less luck with love than Howard."\\
'''Howard:''' "Wow, he must really suck."\\
'''Kreese:''' "I know."\\
'''Howard:''' "Maybe we should all do an episode one day and have Jack be one of the contenders. I could rant about my ex-wife with Boomstick and also teach Wiz a thing or two about love."\\
'''Kreese:''' "I doubt he'd learn anything from ''you''."
* '''Kreese:''' "You know, after a day of announcing and and spectating of gruesome murder, sometimes you just wanna kick back and take a break. Something like sitting down and smoking meth or maybe [[HiddenDepths some time playing golf-]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial well, not that I have ever done so.]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Oh wee. Whew. Finally got 'Mystery Food X' out of my system. And it only took a full 30 minutes of vommiting to do so!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I can tell you had shrimp for lunch, still can't believe I got my ass punted by that KickChick [[BrutalHonesty for saying how shit it was]]."\\
'''Howard:''' "Hmph. [[BlatantLies Only constructive criticism if you ask me]]. Anyways, what'd I miss this time? Any mortifying mutilations?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Oh, eh uh, just buzzsaw. Fourth time today."
* '''Howard:''' "You should be more mindful of where you are in the Pantheon. [[DeathWorld At least, a bit more than usual.]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Why?"\\
'''Howard:''' "Lately there's been talk of a teacher with an [[StylisticSuck atrociously simple appearance]]. They say that when you encountered them you have to find and solve all his math problems within his seven notebooks and even getting one wrong has him chasing you all over the House to do [[CorporalPunishment something with that ruler of his]]."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Ah hell, I know that prick. I had to go through them and got every single one of them wrong. You know when I signed up to be an announcer here [[EverybodyHatesMathematics NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "[[CatchPhrase I blaaaaame our schoooools!]]"
* '''Howard:''' "Today gods and goddesses we have here some unwilling deities placed in the lovely humble homestead of the ''murderous'' Jack, who seems to be in the mood for using his crippling chainsaws!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Why did we have to place 'em there in the first place? Isn't Jack already into games like this?"\\
'''Howard:''' "Jack ''Baker'', with his Chainsaw Shears but he's not limited to just that! Give this family man anything and he'll make faaantastic use of it. You could probably give him someone's entrails and he'll choke someone to death with them! He's a bit of a favorite among spectators, [[LaughablyEvil what with his lovable attitude and all]]. And he's got one hell of a wife too! "\\
'''Kreese:''' "I don't want to think of any bugs right now, I'm pretty sure her fucking bug-children has all types of diseases. They might be why I got yellow fever, malaria, and dengue just just yesterday."\\
'''Howard:''' "Speaking of children, their son Lucas Baker forces others to play {{Deadly Game}}s with all the neat and ''sadistic'' traps he made all by himself. That's the kind of ingenuity you don't see much of these days!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Cowardly little shit. I 'ought to kick his punk ass one day."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well why not now?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Uh, probably 'cause of all the traps.\\
'''Howard:''' "Fair point."
* '''Kreese:''' "Jesus, you know how much how I hate going into the House of Pantheon/HealthAndDiseases? Every time I go there almost every time there's doctor asking me a buncha questions: 'How'd you survive DeathWatch all this time?' 'How are you still living even when you're declared legally dead?' '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Can I touch your pig tits sown on your body?]]' All I want is to get fixed up, is that hard to get some goddamn service?
* '''Howard:''' "You seem to be on your period today. Ran out of weed?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Nope."\\
'''Howard:''' "Someone made a pun?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Yeah, but not the problem. [[EvenEvilHasStandards They let sickos like Cruella into this place, it's disgusting!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Again, didn't you [[BloodSport compete in DeathWatch]]?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "And again, asshole, the only living things I killed are people, [[BrokenAesop and that's different]]! What she tried to pull was just fucked up. And besides, Lysandere planned to kill off everyone so I'm in the right."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well, you're not wrong about that. Mathematically speaking, that may just be more kills than pretty much everyone in DeathWatch combined, even with Jack on board!"\\
'''Kreeese:''' "For fucks sake, NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!"\\
'''Both:''' "I blaaaaame our schoooools!"
* '''Kreese:''' "Come to think of it, what the hell is up with TvTropes anyways? I see it [[NoFourthWall plastered all over the Pantheon no matter where I fucking go, and no one seems to notice!]]"\\
'''Howard:''' "Says here it's a wiki page meant to catalog every trope, a figure of speech or expression like a theme or device of sorts, across all of pop-culture. Movies, literature, and of course TV. And the Pantheon is no different, with characters chosen to represent them from pretty much everywhere. Then they stick 'em into a room just to see what would happen, mostly to watch them kill each other. [[BitingTheHandHumor Man, considering the amount of effort these Tropers put into all this, their lives must be pretty sad and boring]].\\
'''Kreese:''' "Well why'd ya think I asked you?"
* '''Howard:''' "I just got a letter from the House of Pantheon/{{Craft}}. It says here we're not welcome because of our comments on artists [[CreativeClosingCredits during the credits]]. I called them a rash you wanted to go away while you called them 'brain-dead booger eaters'."\\
'''Kreese:''' "Well it's true."
* '''Howard:''' "There goes another {{Mook}}'s spleen, surgical precision all thanks to Travis Touchdown and his beam katanas. Even for a dead-end loser like him, he can still cut you down to size!\\
'''Kreese:''' "[[CaptainObvious I'm pretty sure he's]] [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe missing more than his spleen]]."\\
'''Howard:''' "Well no shit, you think I couldn't see that?"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Wouldn't be the first. Anyways, and I thought Geek senior and Geek junior with their wienie-ass hate sabers were bad enough but Mr. Crownless King over her takes whatever energy they had into a whole new level. He's faced {{Humongous Mecha}}s piloted by a sports team, a grandma with a WaveMotionGun, and other circus freaks even with the same nerd sticks he has! He's gotta recharge them through masturbating though. How does he still have a dick after all that, anyways? There's no way it could be any worse than that."\\
'''Howard:''' "Let Pantheon/{{Lust}} be my witness because what Travis does [[{{Squick}} couldn't even compare...]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "I witnessed ''enough''."
* '''Kreese:''' "And here's Eliza. You know, it's thanks to her parasite that Sekhmet she's capable of attacking with blood and pretty much recovering from any wounds if she gets into a good enough source of one, and here I thought that other blood-hungry bitch was bad enough."\\
'''Howard:''' "Awesome rack on her, though!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "Aw, true dat! I remember tryin' to get a good luck at her before her manwhores kicked the shit outta me. I got sent to the House of Health and Diseases with eight broken ribs, massive hemorrhage, and iron deficiency."\\
'''Howard:''' "[[DistractedByTheSexy Awesome rack on her, though!]]"\\
'''Kreese:''' "True dat!"
* '''Howard:''' "This is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes!"\\
'''Kreese:''' "And Kreese Kreely!"\\
'''Howard:''' "Saying thanks to all the gods, the readers, and of course the Tropers."\\
'''Kreese:''' "And we'll see you in hell!"
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