History Narm / KingdomHearts

* Belle elbowing Xaldin. Seriously. She did it hard enough for him to release her, and for her to snatch the Rose back. The fact that such a big, bad villain armed with floating lances just got stunned like that made this troper and her brother laugh like hell.

* In a nutshell, Ven is about 80% narm.

*** They really just needed an excuse for Mickey to [[LetsGetDangerous get dangerous]].

* In BirthBySleep, when Ven defrosts his armor, it looks like he's peeing.

** The most infamous line is probably, "A musical for everyone to have a lot of ''finny fun''."

** Larxene also once gives the line "I'M a bad guy", without putting the emphasis on ''I'M'', and so she just ends up saying [[CaptainObvious "I'm a bad guy."]]

** The most infamous line is probably, "A musical for everyone to have a lot of ''finny fun''."
* In the end, all of this is the result of the usual bad Japanese to English dubbing. Which, actually, makes it even MORE narmy in a way, since the source material wasn't as lame (or at least didn't sound as lame due to being in Japanese) and thus makes the English seem even lamer.

* In the end, all of this is the result of the usual bad Japanese to English dubbing. Which, actually, makes it even MORE narmy in a way, since the source material wasn't as lame (or at least didn't sound as lame due to being in Japanese) and we all know dubbed over anime is the WORST.

** The most infamous line is probably, "A musical for everyone to have a lot of ''finny fun''."

*** In a more dialogue-Narm way, when he reaches the Keyblade Graveyard near the end of the game, he looks at the horizon for a while and then say: "What I do, I do for [[ThePowerOfFriendship friendship]]". Even by Kingdom Hearts standards, that was seriously corny.

** And of course, there's Goofy's "Death". Not only does it come ridiculously out of left field, not only do we get to hear DonaldDuck's [[TheUnintelligible desperate mourning]] his fallen comrade but [[spoiler:Goofy is revealed to be alive all of five minutes later]]

*** Also, in ''Re:Chain of Memories'', Sora delivers the line "THAT'S what's in my heart!" to Vexen with the emphasis on ''Heart'' rather than ''THAT'S'', making it sound ridiculous.
*** Larxene also once gives the line "I'M a bad guy", without putting the emphasis on ''I'M'', and so she just ends up saying [[CaptainObvious "I'm a bad guy."]]

* The ''entirety'' of [[TheLittleMermaid Atlantica]] in Kingdom Hearts 2. Especially "Swim This Way" and "A New Day Is Dawning" with lines like "Seeing how we made you grin just makes us want to twirl a fin" and "Come say hello: all my friends from every corner of the ''world''!"

* The ''entirety'' of [[TheLittleMermaid Atlantica]] in Kingdom Hearts 2. Especially "Swim This Way" and "A New Day Is Dawning".

* "TINKERBELL'S BEEN PIXIE-NAPPED!" Oh, Ventus...

**** Far less excusable is Sora's voice. Haley Joel Osment sounds just as deep (and sometimes deeper) than he did in ''KingdomHeartsII'', even though Sora should sound like he did in the first game here. Honestly, they should have just got a new voice actor; Osment is obviously way past puberty.
**** And apparently Disney hasn't learnt their lesson; now in ''Re:coded'', we're once again going to have Haley Joel Osment's adult-sounding voice coming out of pre-pubescent Sora.

** The reenactions of some movies were pretty ridiculous, too. Especially Pirates of the Caribbean (because of bad animation) and the flashback in The Lion King. Young Simba's model looks lile he's perpetually smiling. Which makes him look awfully stupid. ''While watching his father's death.''
*** Another [[strike: good]] example is how they reenacted the ShowSomeLeg scene from ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''. They throw Sally's leg in front of Oogie before he could kill [[strike: Sandy Claws]] SantaClaus. '''Like a frikkin' bone'''. Seriously, off-camera, was Sora saying, "Throw the leg! Throw the leg!"?

*** Oh come on, did you really think ''Goofy'' would get KilledOffForReal? In a ''kid's game'', no less?

*** 358/2 Days ruins a perfectly dramatic scene with this line: "Who will I have ice cream with?" Sure, since he broke up his friendship with Axel a few scenes prior to this, he won't have anyone to eat ice cream with once Xion's gone...but seeing as Xion is [[spoiler: DYING]], being upset about not having her around ''to eat ice cream with'' just sounds ridiculous.

**** And apparently Disney hasn't learnt their lesson; now in ''RE:Coded'', we're once again going to have Haley Joel Osment's adult-sounding voice coming out of pre-pubescent Sora.

*** Also, in ''Re: Chain of Memories'', Sora delivers the line "THAT'S what's in my heart!" to Vexen with the emphasis on ''Heart'' rather than ''THAT'S'', making it sound ridiculous.

** In "RE: Chain of Memories", there's a scene where Sora goes into his random, hands-behind-head, head-tilted-forth pose, he ''looks directly into the camera and smiles'' while saying "I guess there's no way we'll forget our most important memories!" This is such an {{Anvilicious}}ly unsubtle way of indicating that yes, they '''will''' forget their most important memories that it's hilarious!
** In ''Birth By Sleep'', Terra's [[DullSurprise voice acting]] cause many Narm moments. One of the worst of these is when he's trying to encourage a weeping Cinderella to not give up. He sounds so ''bored'' and unconcerned about the situation that it goes against what he's trying to say.

** Who could forget Donald Duck squawking, "SEFFIROFF!"
*** 358/2 Days ruins a perfectly dramatic scene with this line: "But... But who will I eat ice cream with?" Sure, since he broke up his friendship with Axel a few scenes prior to this, he won't have anywone to eat ice cream with once Xion's gone...but seeing as Xion is [[spoiler: DYING]], being upset about not having her around ''to eat ice cream with'' just sounds ridiculous.

* There's a scene in Kingdom Hearts II in which [[spoiler:Sora and co. find out that the "Ansem" they fought from the first game wasn't the real Ansem.]] Okay, all right, fine. But then, when they meet up with Xemnas, [[spoiler:who is the Nobody of [[{{Mind Screw}} the Ansem they thought]] that they had fought and defeated]], Goofy's response? "It's the guy who's not Ansem!" Sure, it makes sense, but it just sounds so clunky and ridiculous that it completely ruins what was supposed to apparently be a dramatic reveal.

* There's a scene in Kingdom Hearts II in which [[spoiler:Sora and co. find out that the "Ansem" they fought from the first game wasn't the real Ansem.]] Okay, all right, fine. But then, when they meet up with Xemnas, [[spoiler:who is the Nobody of [[{{Mind Screw}} the Ansem they thought]] that they had fought and defeated]], Goofy's response? "It's the guy who's not Ansem!" Sure, it makes sense, but it just sounds so clunky and ridiculous that it completely ruins what was supposed to apparently be a dramatic reveal.

* The end of Ven's final boss fight. The way [[spoiler: Vanitas]] paws at his weapon and sinks off screen makes him look like he was just too lazy/tired to keep fighting you.

* Anytime you enter a serious cutscene wielding a ridiculous Keyblade.

*** And then theres the scene from the end of the first game with [[spoiler:Ansem]] grasping out at the door to Kingdom Hearts and yelling "KIIINNGGDOOOOM HEAAAAAAAAAAARRTTTTTSSS!!!!!" It's ''really'' narmy when Richard Epcar delivers it during a flashack in KHII.