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*** Not really. You hear the cows hitting the ground offscreen.
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* "Yes we can!" [[HilariousInHindsight Becomes a lot more hilarious]] [[BarackObama 9 years later]]...

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* "Yes we can!" [[HilariousInHindsight Becomes a lot more hilarious]] [[BarackObama [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama 9 years later]]...
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*** Special mention must go to the fact that - besides the first cow - we never actually see what Terl is shooting at. For all we know, he could be missing.

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* The humans' war cry consists of random screaming, howling, and what sounds like a really cheesy impression of Native American chants. No, really.

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* The humans' war cry consists of random screaming, howling, wolf-howling, and what sounds like a really cheesy impression imitation of Native American chants. No, really.


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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gh0rCM6SEU The Psychlos' extreme fondness for the word "leverage"]].

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** Hell, his high-pitched voice makes him hard to take seriously. Not to mention [[IdiotBall his sheer idiocy]] (shared with other Psychlos).

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** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16yMagZ5hv8 Attention, this is Terl your chief of security! Exterminate all man-animals at will! AND HAPPY HUNTING!!!]]"
** Hell, his high-pitched voice and weird[[labelnote:*]]Granted, he's an alien, but still...[[/labelnote]] accent makes him hard to take seriously. Not to mention [[IdiotBall his sheer idiocy]] (shared with other Psychlos).


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* The humans' war cry consists of random screaming, howling, and what sounds like a really cheesy impression of Native American chants. No, really.
* Terl captures a bunch of humans just to fix his office's ceiling. Really, Terl?
* The Psychlos' SinisterSurveillance systems are laughably ineffective. If the [[IncrediblyObviousBug Incredibly Obvious Bugs]] are of no indication, they have a UAV that only takes photos and ''flying over the human miners'' sometimes instead of recording videos or circling around them.
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** The absurdly overwrought scene where Terl [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM7NvGzyfF0 goes postal on a field of cows.]] A combination of awful SpecialEffectsFailure, Terl's look of villainous focus, and the horrified expressions of the humans (they're just cows!) is golden.
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** "You are out of your skull-bone if you think I'm going to write on the report "Shot by man-animal" as the cause of death unless I see it!"

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** "You are out of your skull-bone [[HoldYourHippogriffs skull-bone]] if you think I'm going to write on the report "Shot by man-animal" as the cause of death unless I see it!"
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** "'''''DO YOU WANT LUNCH?!'''''"

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** "'''''DO "'''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2d0-OPQ4Rs DO YOU WANT LUNCH?!'''''"LUNCH?!]]'''''"
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-->'''[[spoiler:[[WhatAnIdiot Terl]]]]: Trust me, there's nothing I want more! ''*click* *[[ExplosiveStupidity BOOM]]]*''

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-->'''[[spoiler:[[WhatAnIdiot Terl]]]]: Terl]]]]''': Trust me, there's nothing I want more! ''*click* *[[ExplosiveStupidity BOOM]]]*''BOOM]]*''

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* A lot of Terl's lines.

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* A lot of Terl's lines.



-->'''Johnny''': [[SincerityMode Trust me, you]] ''[[SincerityMode don't]]'' [[SincerityMode wanna do that]].
-->'''[[spoiler:[[WhatAnIdiot Terl]]]]: Trust me, there's nothing I want more! ''*click* *[[ExplosiveStupidity BOOM]]]*''



* Apparently, humanity has regressed so bad [[FutureImperfect that they think]] fast food and automobiles are the stuff of legends, statues are gods punished for falling in love with mortals, and mannequins are people punished for offending the gods.

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* Apparently, humanity has regressed so bad [[FutureImperfect that they think]] fast food and automobiles are the stuff of legends, statues are gods immortals punished for falling in love with mortals, and mannequins are people punished for offending the gods.


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* "Johnny, this is not living. This is... this is [[CaptainObvious cages!]] Cages!"
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** "Hell, it could even be... ''*jarring music*'' '''[[DecapitationPresentation OUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER]]!'''" ''*cue Ker's [[DullSurprise blank surprise]]*''

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** "Hell, it could even be... ''*jarring music*'' '''[[DecapitationPresentation OUR OUR]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntiPIVSiysQ FRIENDLY BARTENDER]]!'''" ''*cue Ker's [[DullSurprise blank surprise]]*''

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* Every single time Terl and Ker laughs. For most of the time, it sounds like they're crackling rather than laughing.

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* Every single time Terl "Yes we can!" [[HilariousInHindsight Becomes a lot more hilarious]] [[BarackObama 9 years later]]...
* "5 guards from the south, heavily armed
and Ker laughs. For most moving fast!" (cut to a group of the time, it sounds like they're crackling rather than laughing.Psychlos moving '''''slowly''''')
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* Every single time Terl and Ker laughs. For most of the time, it sounds like they're crackling rather than laughing.
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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfcJISaFEK8 A demon? A monster?]] '''[[ChewingTheScenery A BEAST]]?! [[LargeHam YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!]]'''"

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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfcJISaFEK8 A demon? A monster?]] '''[[ChewingTheScenery A BEAST]]?! BEAST?!]] [[LargeHam YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!]]'''"
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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfcJISaFEK8 A demon? A monster?]] '''[[ChewingTheScenery A]] [[LargeHam BEAST?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!]]'''"

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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfcJISaFEK8 A demon? A monster?]] '''[[ChewingTheScenery A]] A BEAST]]?! [[LargeHam BEAST?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!]]'''"
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* Apparently, humanity has regressed so bad [[FutureImperfect that they think]] fast food and automobiles are the stuff of legends, statues are gods punished for falling in love with mortals, and mannequins are people punished for offending the gods.
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** "Just because [[CaptainObvious you can speak Psychlo, doesn't mean that you become one!]]"
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* Caveman pilots.
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** His line from a DeletedScene: "...but I'm sure you'll find plenty of recipes; I have prepared a raw rat! ''*laughs*''"

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** Hell, his high-pitched voice makes him hard to take seriously.

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** Hell, his high-pitched voice makes him hard to take seriously. Not to mention [[IdiotBall his sheer idiocy]] (shared with other Psychlos).


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* [[MistookTheDominantLifeform Thinking the dogs are the superior species]]. No, really.

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** "Crap-lousy ceilling!"

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** "Crap-lousy ceilling!"ceiling!"


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** "If '''ANY''' of you rat-brains knew '''ANYTHING''' about firearms, you would know that you '''NEVER STORE''' loaded weapons!"
** Hell, his high-pitched voice makes him hard to take seriously.
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* Have you blown a head gasket?
** I... will be the '''LAUGHING STOCK''', of the '''UNIVERSE!'''
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* "War... ning. Warning, warning, warning. Warning. War, ning. Get it?"
* "Piece of cake."
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** "While you were still learning how to '''SPELL YOUR NAME'''... I, was '''''BEING''''' trained, '''TO CONQUER GALAXIES!'''"

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** "While "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqWK85gJaxc While you were still learning how to to]] '''SPELL YOUR NAME'''... I, was '''''BEING''''' trained, '''TO CONQUER GALAXIES!'''"



* "We've decided to keep you here, for another 50 CYCLES! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! ''[[RepeatCut WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!]]''"

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* "We've "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8z7-DIa1As We've decided to keep you here, for another 50 CYCLES! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! RENEWAL!]] ''[[RepeatCut WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!]]''"



* "A demon? A monster? '''[[ChewingTheScenery A]] [[LargeHam BEAST?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!]]'''"

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* "A "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfcJISaFEK8 A demon? A monster? monster?]] '''[[ChewingTheScenery A]] [[LargeHam BEAST?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!]]'''"
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* Johnny yells "We got enough problems without having to kill each other over food!", [[HypocriticalHumor having just beaten the crap out of someone over food]].

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* Terl [[spoiler:[[ExplosiveStupidity blowing his]] [[DullSurprise arm off]]]].
* "We've decided to keep you here, for another 50 CYCLES! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! ''[[RepeatCut WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!]]''

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* "I'm gonna make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of Kerbango." ''*licks Terl with her OverlyLongTongue*''
* Terl [[spoiler:[[ExplosiveStupidity blowing off his]] [[DullSurprise arm off]]]].
right arm]]]].
* "We've decided to keep you here, for another 50 CYCLES! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! ''[[RepeatCut WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!]]''RENEWAL!]]''"
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* Pick any scene where Johnny yells "[[BigNo NO!]]" Any scene!
* "A demon? A monster? '''[[ChewingTheScenery A]] [[LargeHam BEAST?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!]]'''"
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-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh I'm sorry, I have this bad habit of repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating my-- ''*whacks himself*'' I'm an idiot.
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The movie in whole is supposed to be a drama, but the film is [[SoBadItsGood so bad that you'll laugh hard]].
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* Terl [[spoiler:[[ExplosiveStupidity blowing his]] [[DullSurprise arm off]]]].

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* Terl [[spoiler:[[ExplosiveStupidity blowing his]] [[DullSurprise arm off]]]].off]]]].
* "We've decided to keep you here, for another 50 CYCLES! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! ''[[RepeatCut WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!]]''
-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh I'm sorry, I have this bad habit of repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating my-- ''*whacks himself*'' I'm an idiot.
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* A lot of Terl's lines.
** "You are out of your skull-bone if you think I'm going to write on the report "Shot by man-animal" as the cause of death unless I see it!"
** "Crap-lousy ceilling!"
** "While you were still learning how to '''SPELL YOUR NAME'''... I, was '''''BEING''''' trained, '''TO CONQUER GALAXIES!'''"
** "'''''DO YOU WANT LUNCH?!'''''"
** "Hell, it could even be... ''*jarring music*'' '''[[DecapitationPresentation OUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER]]!'''" ''*cue Ker's [[DullSurprise blank surprise]]*''
* Terl [[spoiler:[[ExplosiveStupidity blowing his]] [[DullSurprise arm off]]]].

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