History Music / Massacration

-> "Imagine if Music/SteelPanther were fronted by High Pitch Eric from ''The Howard Stern Show'', that's what Massacration sound like."

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--> ''"All the nation, stop the [[ADateWithRosiePalms punhetation]], decretado eu sou![[note]]Or "suck my sacred balls", no one can agree for sure on the last part[[/note]]\\

* FadeOut: "The God Master" uses both fade-in and fade-out.

* CripplingCastration: In several mock-up interviews, vocalist Detonator claims that he's a ''castrato'', which explains his high, acute voice. According to him, he did to himself "for the metal god".

->-- '''Metal Injection''', [[http://www.metalinjection.net/video/the-bestworst-band-youve-heard-today-sounds-like-steel-panther-fronted-by-high-pitch-eric-from-the-howard-stern-show "The Best/Worst Band You've Heard Today …"]]

* RefrainFromAssuming:
** "Evil Papagali", whose chorus is basically "Loro! Loro quer biscoito!" (which means "polly wanna cracker").
** "Cereal Metal" whose chorus is composed of several "MEEEETAL MAKES US STRONG!" lines.

* AffectionateParody: Massacration were originally created by Brazilian comedy group Hermes & Renato to star in a music video making fun of HeavyMetal band conventions (such as Brazilian metal bands singing in English, or the emphasis on macabre imagery in lyrics and clips), but ended up becoming quite successful as a real HeavyMetal band, even though they're still spoofing the genre; they've even released albums and opened shows for serious bands, like Sepultura.

** "Metal Milf"'s final verses are the chorus of "Panela Velha", a song by sertanejo[[note]]rural Brazilian-style UsefulNotes/CountryMusic[[/note]] singer Sérgio Reis.

* Blondie Hammet (Fausto Fanti, 2004-2012, [[AuthorExistenceFailure R.I.P. 2014]]) - lead guitar

* AlbumIntroTrack: The aptly-named "Intro" in ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death'', a cake recipe communicated with a sinister voice as if Satan himself is doing a spell.

* BadBadActing: "Away Doom" has a character (played by comedian Gil Brother [[EpunymousTitle Away]]) screaming for help as he's being murdered, despite the fact that it's sounding that he's dying... of laughter.

* PoirotSpeak: At least 85% of the songs, in ''embromation'' style.

I love you! Pause! Stop! Michael Jackson!"''

* YourCheatingHeart: "The Bull".
--> ''"I am very magoation\\
My girl made a little trairation\\
Now I am living in fudation\\
Cos' tonight you are the bull"''

* TheComicallySerious: Detonator. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP62kh_9kBQ Behold]] as he keeps a straight face through a barrage of puns so lame that they wrap around into being funny!

* HarshVocals: Detonator. The InUniverse explanation is that the God of Metal ordered him to cut off his nuts to make his voice more Metal - but he accidentally cut off his penis instead.

* FakeBand: The band originated at a sketch show. They are a downright stereotype of every heavy metal cliché in the book, from being dressed on denim and [[HellBentForLeather leather]] (they adopted a more HairMetal look later on) to singing in Engrish to being [[RockMeAsmodeus devil worshipers]] (the video for "Metal Bucetation" even has the devil chasing them around... only to ask for their autographs), but the joke made so much of a success among viewers, they have two albums out, which are pretty good, [[MST3KMantra as long as you don't take it all too seriously]]. Oh, and they also helped make heavy metal more popular among Brazilian teens, along with ''VideoGame/GuitarHero''. Think [[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} Dethklok]] mixed with [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap SpinalTap]], some black humor-laden slapstick and a blatantly overblown backstory.

* GoodAnimalsEvilAnimals: Parodied in "Evil [[FowlMouthedParrot Papagali]]", about a parrot hailing from hell... who only wants cookies.

** Headmaster's "real" name is said to be Klaus Bissonette, in reference to jazz drummer Greg Bissonette, which is funny considering that Headmaster is a guitarist. More fitting is Jimmy "The Hammer", whose "true" name is Jimmy Lombardo, as in [[Music/{{Slayer}} Dave Lombardo]].

** "Metal Glu-Glu" is a parody about Brazilian comedian [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergio_Mallandro Sérgio Mallandro]] as some kind of sex god. He even guest appears on the song!

* GoodAnimalsEvilAnimals: Parodied in "Evil [[FowlMouthedParrot Papagali]]", about a "currupaco" hailing from hell... who only wants cookies.

* HarshVocals: Detonator. The InUniverse explanation is that the God of Metal ordered him to cut off his nuts to make his voice more Metal.

* BlackComedyRape: "The Mummy" is about an old emperor cursed by a sphinx after he gave her a cunnilingus awaking in the present era in order to rape anyone who is close to him. The video implies at the end that [[spoiler:he screwed the band members and guest vocalist Falcao]].
** Actually, Brazilians use the Portuguese word for "eat" as a slang/euphemism for "fuck" instead of cunningulus. What the singer is saying, in macaronic English, is that the pharaoh raped the sphinx's ass.

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** Falcao appears in "The Mummy" both singing in the song and in the video itself.

* HiddenTrack: An electronic version of "Metal Massacre Attack (Arve Arvo)" is hidden after "Metal Bucetation" in ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death''.

All the nation, fuck the bucetation, Angel Saiah!"''
** "Metal Milf" is about fantasizing with an old female metalhead.

'cuz you'll die soon\\

* RecordProducer: ''Good Blood Headbanguers'' was produced by Roy Z, producer of Music/BruceDickinson.

** "Evil Papagali", whose chorus is basically "Loro! Loro quer biscoito!".

** "Metal Glu-Glu" is a parody about brazilian comedian [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergio_Mallandro Sérgio Mallandro]] as some kind of sex god.
** The unlucky album which gets shot in the video of "Suffocator of Metal"? ''[[Music/KingCrimson In the Court of the Crimson King]]''.
** In "Massacration" the band proclaims themselves as friends of "George Bush" (though they don't specify if it's UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush or UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush) and that they made more goals than [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romario Romario]].

* StartMyOwn: After the first disbandment, Detonator went on to create his solo band, called ''Detonator e As Musas Do Metal'', an all-female group with him on vocals. He also fronts ''Children of the Seven Keys'', his own ''Music/{{Helloween}}'' tribute band.
* TakeThat: "Suffocator of Metal" is one towards people who loan albums and scratch them or don't return them at all, even going so far as to declare them [[NoTrueScotsman "not a headbenze"]].

* ToiletHumour: "Bad Defecation (The Bost Thunder)" is about taking a shit.

* YouNoTakeCandle: It's easier to say which songs don't fall into this. As a proof, here are some lyrics from "Metal Massacre Attack (Arve Arvo)":

-> ''"Imagine if Music/SteelPanther were fronted by High Pitch Eric from Series/TheHowardSternShow, that's what Massacration sound like."''
->-- '''Website/MetalInjection''', [[http://www.metalinjection.net/video/the-bestworst-band-youve-heard-today-sounds-like-steel-panther-fronted-by-high-pitch-eric-from-the-howard-stern-show "The Best/Worst Band You've Heard Today …"]]

'''Massacration''' is a parody HeavyMetal band hailing from Brazil. It started as a fictitious band in the sketch comedy show ''LiveActionTV/HermesAndRenato'', and proclaim themselves to be "greatest and most classic heavy metal band, the inspiration behind most heavy bands since 1985, whose members' hairdos and posing influenced the whole heavy metal culture".