History MuggingTheMonster / RealLife

26th Apr '17 4:47:37 AM Luigifan
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* On February 24th, 1984, a man named Gary Fadden accidentally cut off a motorcyclist. A while later the man he had offended, a member of the Outlaws motorcycle gang, returned in a pick up truck with 2 more buddies. They chased Mr.Fadden and his fiance more than 22 miles, occasionally firing shots at his vehicle. Not knowing what else to do, Fadden drove to his workplace, where he assumed he would be safe, the US manufacturing plant for international arms manufacturer, Heckler & Koch. The pursuers drove their truck through the gate. Gary got out of his car and retrieved a Ruger AC-556 machine gun that he had been testing earlier that week. The main biker then hopped out and began to charge Mr. Fadden. Gary fired a burst into the air, to which the biker replied "Fuck you and your rifle" and kept coming. Fadden then shot and killed the biker. He was later tried for first degree murder, he was found innocent.

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* On February 24th, 1984, a man named Gary Fadden accidentally cut off a motorcyclist. A while later later, the man he had offended, a member of the Outlaws motorcycle gang, returned in a pick up pickup truck with 2 more buddies. They chased Mr. Fadden and his fiance more than 22 miles, occasionally firing shots at his vehicle. Not knowing what else to do, Fadden drove to his workplace, where he assumed he would be safe, the US manufacturing plant for international arms manufacturer, Heckler & Koch. The pursuers drove their truck through the gate. Gary got out of his car and retrieved a Ruger AC-556 machine gun that he had been testing earlier that week. The main biker then hopped out and began to charge Mr. Fadden. Gary fired a burst into the air, [[BullyingADragon to which the biker replied "Fuck you and your rifle" and kept coming.coming]]. Fadden then shot and killed the biker. He was later tried for first degree murder, but he was found innocent.



* In 1993, somewhere in the Pacific, two pirate boats fired machinegun warning shots in the direction of unidentified dry-cargo freighter. And got an auto-cannon warning shot in return, which dissuaded them from trying to board a vessel that's supposed to carry 440 marines. It was ''Nikolai Vilkov'' -- Russian large landing ship. Being a remake of civilian project it [[http://www.navy.ru/nowadays/strength/images/vilkov.jpg resembles a freighter]] with its big crane.
* A man attempted to mug a 77-year-old Air Force veteran, who [[http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=news/local&id=7083552 beat his attacker off with a Pepsi bottle]] after being ''shot in the balls.'' Apparently he's okay except for a slight limp.

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* In 1993, somewhere in the Pacific, two pirate boats fired machinegun warning shots in the direction of an unidentified dry-cargo freighter. And got an auto-cannon warning shot in return, which dissuaded them from trying to board a vessel that's supposed to carry 440 marines. It was ''Nikolai Vilkov'' -- a Russian large landing ship. Being a remake of a civilian project project, it [[http://www.navy.ru/nowadays/strength/images/vilkov.jpg resembles a freighter]] with its big crane.
* A man attempted to mug a 77-year-old Air Force veteran, who [[http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=news/local&id=7083552 beat his attacker off with a Pepsi bottle]] after being ''shot ''[[GroinAttack shot in the balls.balls]].'' Apparently he's okay except for a slight limp.



** [[http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/south-africa-pupils-stone-death-armed-gang-311174 In South Africa]] , group of armed robbers entered a school and were then chased by over ''500'' students. The group of students caught up to the robbers and [[VigilanteExecution stoned two of them to death]].

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** [[http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/south-africa-pupils-stone-death-armed-gang-311174 In South Africa]] , Africa]], a group of armed robbers entered a school and were then chased by over ''500'' students. The group of students caught up to the robbers and [[VigilanteExecution stoned two of them to death]].



* In the late [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic Roman Republic]] a young UpperClassTwit, who went by the totally innocuous name of UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar, was captured and held to ransom by some {{Pirates}}. While being held prisoner on the ship, the personable Caesar befriended the pirates, and made jokes that when he was ransomed he was going to come back and kill them all. The pirates laughed at their captive's great sense of humor. Later, [[OhCrap they found out he wasn't joking]].
* In 1890 the three Dalton brothers and two henchmen came riding into Coffeyville, Kansas in order to gain fame by robbing two banks at once across the street from each other. Of course there were problems with this scheme notably that before their job was done word got out among the townsfolk. And a typical Western town had a lot more than five people, and an awful lot of guns.

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* In the late [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic Roman Republic]] Republic]], a young UpperClassTwit, who went by the totally innocuous name of UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar, was captured and held to ransom by some {{Pirates}}. While being held prisoner on the ship, the personable Caesar befriended the pirates, and made jokes that when he was ransomed he was going to come back and kill them all. The pirates laughed at their captive's great sense of humor. Later, [[OhCrap they found out he wasn't joking]].
* In 1890 1890, the three Dalton brothers and two henchmen came riding into Coffeyville, Kansas in order to gain fame by robbing two banks at once across the street from each other. Of course course, there were problems with this scheme scheme, notably that before their job was done done, word got out among the townsfolk. And a typical Western town had a lot more than five people, and an awful lot of guns.



** It gets worse. A plurality of the men in the town were combat veterans from the Civil War. On the ''Union'' side. And they had a lot of guns. Jesse James had been a Confederate "bushwhacker" after the war, and according to two members of his gang, he targeted that particular bank because it was associated with a number of prominent Union military and political figures. Going that far into Yankee country, they should've predicted the cold welcome.

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** It gets worse. A plurality of the men in the town were combat veterans from the Civil War. On the ''Union'' side. And they had a lot of guns. Jesse James had been a Confederate "bushwhacker" after the war, and according to two members of his gang, he targeted that particular bank because it was associated with a number of prominent Union military and political figures. Going that far into Yankee country, [[BullyingADragon they should've predicted the cold welcome.welcome]].
26th Apr '17 4:38:04 AM Luigifan
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* On February 24th, 1984, A man named Gary Fadden accidentally cut off a motorcyclist. A while later the man he had offended, a member of the Outlaws motorcycle gang, returned in a pick up truck with 2 more buddies. They chased Mr.Fadden and his fiance more than 22 miles, occasionally firing shots at his vehicle. Not knowing what else to do, Fadden drove to his workplace, where he assumed he would be safe, the US manufacturing plant for international arms manufacturer, Heckler & Koch. The pursuers drove there truck through the gate. Gary got out of his car and retrieved a Ruger AC-556 machine gun that he had been testing earlier that week. The main biker then hopped out and began to charge Mr.Fadden. Gary fired a burst into the air, to which the biker replied "Fuck you and your rifle" and kept coming. Fadden then shot and killed the biker. He was later tried for first degree murder, he was found innocent.

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* On February 24th, 1984, A a man named Gary Fadden accidentally cut off a motorcyclist. A while later the man he had offended, a member of the Outlaws motorcycle gang, returned in a pick up truck with 2 more buddies. They chased Mr.Fadden and his fiance more than 22 miles, occasionally firing shots at his vehicle. Not knowing what else to do, Fadden drove to his workplace, where he assumed he would be safe, the US manufacturing plant for international arms manufacturer, Heckler & Koch. The pursuers drove there their truck through the gate. Gary got out of his car and retrieved a Ruger AC-556 machine gun that he had been testing earlier that week. The main biker then hopped out and began to charge Mr. Fadden. Gary fired a burst into the air, to which the biker replied "Fuck you and your rifle" and kept coming. Fadden then shot and killed the biker. He was later tried for first degree murder, he was found innocent.
12th Mar '17 3:22:19 AM Xtifr
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* In the late [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic Roman Republic]] a young UpperClassTwit, who went by the totally innocuous name of Creator/GaiusJuliusCaesar, was captured and held to ransom by some {{Pirates}}. While being held prisoner on the ship, the personable Caesar befriended the pirates, and made jokes that when he was ransomed he was going to come back and kill them all. The pirates laughed at their captive's great sense of humor. Later, [[OhCrap they found out he wasn't joking]].

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* In the late [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic Roman Republic]] a young UpperClassTwit, who went by the totally innocuous name of Creator/GaiusJuliusCaesar, UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar, was captured and held to ransom by some {{Pirates}}. While being held prisoner on the ship, the personable Caesar befriended the pirates, and made jokes that when he was ransomed he was going to come back and kill them all. The pirates laughed at their captive's great sense of humor. Later, [[OhCrap they found out he wasn't joking]].
22nd Oct '16 8:45:08 AM ironballs16
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* In 2007 a terrorist attack on Glasgow Airport using an incendiary device failed to take into account the presence of [[ViolentGlaswegian Glaswegians]]. A nearby cab driver intervened, resulting in a magnificent newspaper headline in the Daily Record: "I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls I tore a tendon in my foot." Also qualifies as StupidCrooks in that these individuals considered lighting your car's tyres on fire and driving headlong into a concrete wall an act of terrorism, and then for an encore one of them managed to [[EpicFail set fire to his own trousers]] while attempting to flee the scene.

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* In 2007 a terrorist attack on Glasgow Airport using an incendiary device failed to take into account the presence of [[ViolentGlaswegian Glaswegians]]. A nearby cab driver intervened, resulting in [[ARareSentence a magnificent newspaper headline headline]] in the Daily Record: "I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls I tore a tendon in my foot." Also qualifies as StupidCrooks in that these individuals considered lighting your car's tyres on fire and driving headlong into a concrete wall an act of terrorism, and then for an encore one of them managed to [[EpicFail set fire to his own trousers]] while attempting to flee the scene.
4th Oct '16 10:57:06 PM Guerrero
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* Joe Lewis, Karate, Kickboxing and Full Contact Karate Heavyweight World Champion, father of modern Kickboxing and Full Contact Karate, called the "Greatest Karate fighter of all time" by his peers (including Chuck Norris), recalls on one of his instructional videos how he got his signature devastating side kick. His old Master in Okinawa was once minding his business, walking on the street, when he was confronted by 5 assailants. Using only his side kick, the Master managed to hit 3 of them. 2 ended up on the Hospital, while one died of his injuries. The other two had managed to get away. This explains why throughout all of his life, Joe Lewis maintained the side kick as his signature technique.
4th Oct '16 3:43:59 PM Guerrero
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* [[http://www.blackbeltmag.com/daily/self-defense-training/one-art-is-not-enough-the-self-defense-philosophy-of-kickboxer-kathy-long-part-2/ A recently released felon thought he had found his next victim when he stopped a blue-eyed, blonde, frizzy-haired beauty in Dallas, Texas]], asking her all sorts of questions. When she grew uncomfortable and tried to walk away, he thought he'd grab her by the wrist and subdue her. 5 time World Kickboxing Champion and Kung Fu San Soo 8th degree Master Kathy Long then proceeded to grab and crush his groin, hit his back of the head with her forearm and kick him in the ribs repeatedly while he was crumpled on the ground. The assailant was left with a ruptured testicle with internal bleeding, broken ribs and a concussion.

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* [[http://www.blackbeltmag.com/daily/self-defense-training/one-art-is-not-enough-the-self-defense-philosophy-of-kickboxer-kathy-long-part-2/ A recently released felon thought he had found his next victim when he stopped a blue-eyed, blonde, frizzy-haired beauty in Dallas, Texas]], asking her all sorts of questions. When she grew uncomfortable and tried to walk away, he thought he'd grab her by the wrist and subdue her. 5 time World Kickboxing Champion and Kung Fu San Soo 8th degree Master Kathy Long then proceeded to grab and crush his groin, hit his back of the head with her forearm and kick him in the ribs repeatedly while he was crumpled on the ground. The assailant was left with a ruptured testicle with internal bleeding, broken ribs and a concussion. Appropriately, Long's in-ring nicknames include "The Princess of Pain", "The Queen of Mean" and "The Punisher".
4th Oct '16 2:25:34 PM Guerrero
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* During the Vietnam war, a particularly rowdy vietnamese soldier found himself having an argument with the Korean hand-to-hand instructor for the army. After the soldier proclaimed that knife-fighting could beat any martial art and issuing a challenge, martial artist Hwang Jang Lee, who would become an actor famous for his roles as a villain in Kung Fu films such as "The Snake in the Eagle's Shadow" and nicknamed affectionately "Bootmaster" and "Thunderfoot" and who had started learning Tang Soo Do at an early age, politely declined the challenge. The knife-totting soldier, however, still decided to attack the unarmed man. Dodging and repositioning himself, Hwang Jang Lee fired a roundhouse kick at his temple, with such tremendous power that the soldier died immediately. Hwang was cleared of all charges, as he had acted in self defense. Thunderfoot, indeed.

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* [[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0399007/bio During the Vietnam war, a particularly rowdy vietnamese soldier soldier]] found himself having an argument with the Korean hand-to-hand instructor for the army. After the soldier proclaimed that knife-fighting could beat any martial art and issuing a challenge, martial artist Hwang Jang Lee, who would become an actor famous for his roles as a villain in Kung Fu films such as "The Snake in the Eagle's Shadow" and nicknamed affectionately "Bootmaster" and "Thunderfoot" and who had started learning Tang Soo Do at an early age, politely declined the challenge. The knife-totting soldier, however, still decided to attack the unarmed man. Dodging and repositioning himself, Hwang Jang Lee fired a roundhouse kick at his temple, with such tremendous power that the soldier died immediately. Hwang was cleared of all charges, as he had acted in self defense. Thunderfoot, indeed.
4th Oct '16 2:22:05 PM Guerrero
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* A recently released felon thought he had found his next victim when he stopped a blue-eyed, blonde, frizzy-haired beauty in Dallas, Texas, asking her all sorts of questions. When she grew uncomfortable and tried to walk away, he thought he'd grab her by the wrist and subdue her. 5 time World Kickboxing Champion and Kung Fu San Soo 8th degree Master Kathy Long then proceeded to grab and crush his groin, hit his back of the head with her forearm and kick him in the ribs repeatedly while he was crumpled on the ground. The assailant was left with a ruptured testicle with internal bleeding, broken ribs and a concussion.

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* [[http://www.blackbeltmag.com/daily/self-defense-training/one-art-is-not-enough-the-self-defense-philosophy-of-kickboxer-kathy-long-part-2/ A recently released felon thought he had found his next victim when he stopped a blue-eyed, blonde, frizzy-haired beauty in Dallas, Texas, Texas]], asking her all sorts of questions. When she grew uncomfortable and tried to walk away, he thought he'd grab her by the wrist and subdue her. 5 time World Kickboxing Champion and Kung Fu San Soo 8th degree Master Kathy Long then proceeded to grab and crush his groin, hit his back of the head with her forearm and kick him in the ribs repeatedly while he was crumpled on the ground. The assailant was left with a ruptured testicle with internal bleeding, broken ribs and a concussion.
4th Oct '16 2:17:20 PM Guerrero
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* During the Vietnam war, a particularly rowdy vietnamese soldier found himself having an argument with the Korean hand-to-hand instructor for the army. After the soldier proclaimed that knife-fighting could beat any martial art and issuing a challenge, martial artist Hwang Jang Lee, who would become an actor famous for his roles as a villain in Kung Fu films such as "The Snake in the Eagle's Shadow" and nicknamed affectionately "Bootmaster" and "Thunderfoot" and who had started learning Tang Soo Do at an early age, politely declined the challenge. The knife-totting soldier, however, still decided to attack the unarmed man. Dodging and repositioning himself, Hwang Jang Lee fired a roundhouse kick at his temple, with such tremendous power that the soldier died immediately. Hwang was cleared of all charges, as he had acted in self defense. Thunderfoot, indeed.
* A recently released felon thought he had found his next victim when he stopped a blue-eyed, blonde, frizzy-haired beauty in Dallas, Texas, asking her all sorts of questions. When she grew uncomfortable and tried to walk away, he thought he'd grab her by the wrist and subdue her. 5 time World Kickboxing Champion and Kung Fu San Soo 8th degree Master Kathy Long then proceeded to grab and crush his groin, hit his back of the head with her forearm and kick him in the ribs repeatedly while he was crumpled on the ground. The assailant was left with a ruptured testicle with internal bleeding, broken ribs and a concussion.
11th Sep '16 2:38:45 AM StFan
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* Powerlifters are the physical embodiment of StoutStrength. They may look rotund, but most of that is muscle, not fat, and many make a hobby or career of lifting several times their own body weight. Some people still think it's a good idea to pick on 'the fatty,' whereupon they learn the hard way that the operative word in the sport of powerlifting is ''power''. One man decided to harrass a powerlifter who was quietly drinking at a bar. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbq4tmlM14o He is quickly relieved of the idea, as well as his consciousness, in a single punch.]]

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* Powerlifters are the physical embodiment of StoutStrength. They may look rotund, but most of that is muscle, not fat, and many make a hobby or career of lifting several times their own body weight. Some people still think it's a good idea to pick on 'the fatty,' "the fatty", whereupon they learn the hard way that the operative word in the sport of powerlifting is ''power''. One man decided to harrass harass a powerlifter who was quietly drinking at a bar. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbq4tmlM14o He is quickly relieved of the idea, as well as his consciousness, in a single punch.]]



* [[[[http://the-daily.buzz/robbers-special-forces-mcdonalds/ In June 2016, a pair of robbers tried to stick up a McDonalds in Besançon, France.]] Unfortunately for them, among the patrons were a team of off-duty GIGN members (anti-terrorist Special Forces). They patiently waited for the robbers to exit to avoid any casualties among the customers, then picked them both (on of the perps got shot in the abdomen for refusing to surrender and threatening them with his gun). Nobody was wounded on the side of the gendarmes or civilians.

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* [[[[http://the-daily.[[http://the-daily.buzz/robbers-special-forces-mcdonalds/ In June 2016, a pair of robbers tried to stick up a McDonalds in Besançon, France.]] Unfortunately for them, among the patrons were a team of off-duty GIGN members (anti-terrorist Special Forces). They patiently waited for the robbers to exit to avoid any casualties among the customers, then picked them both (on of the perps got shot in the abdomen for refusing to surrender and threatening them with his gun). Nobody was wounded on the side of the gendarmes or civilians.
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