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11th Sep '16 2:38:45 AM StFan
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* Powerlifters are the physical embodiment of StoutStrength. They may look rotund, but most of that is muscle, not fat, and many make a hobby or career of lifting several times their own body weight. Some people still think it's a good idea to pick on 'the fatty,' whereupon they learn the hard way that the operative word in the sport of powerlifting is ''power''. One man decided to harrass a powerlifter who was quietly drinking at a bar. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbq4tmlM14o He is quickly relieved of the idea, as well as his consciousness, in a single punch.]]

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* Powerlifters are the physical embodiment of StoutStrength. They may look rotund, but most of that is muscle, not fat, and many make a hobby or career of lifting several times their own body weight. Some people still think it's a good idea to pick on 'the fatty,' "the fatty", whereupon they learn the hard way that the operative word in the sport of powerlifting is ''power''. One man decided to harrass harass a powerlifter who was quietly drinking at a bar. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbq4tmlM14o He is quickly relieved of the idea, as well as his consciousness, in a single punch.]]



* [[[[http://the-daily.buzz/robbers-special-forces-mcdonalds/ In June 2016, a pair of robbers tried to stick up a McDonalds in Besançon, France.]] Unfortunately for them, among the patrons were a team of off-duty GIGN members (anti-terrorist Special Forces). They patiently waited for the robbers to exit to avoid any casualties among the customers, then picked them both (on of the perps got shot in the abdomen for refusing to surrender and threatening them with his gun). Nobody was wounded on the side of the gendarmes or civilians.

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* [[[[http://the-daily.[[http://the-daily.buzz/robbers-special-forces-mcdonalds/ In June 2016, a pair of robbers tried to stick up a McDonalds in Besançon, France.]] Unfortunately for them, among the patrons were a team of off-duty GIGN members (anti-terrorist Special Forces). They patiently waited for the robbers to exit to avoid any casualties among the customers, then picked them both (on of the perps got shot in the abdomen for refusing to surrender and threatening them with his gun). Nobody was wounded on the side of the gendarmes or civilians.
11th Sep '16 2:28:24 AM StFan
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* Creator/LeeMarvin, a pretty tough guy himself (he was a decorated WW2 vet), once picked a fight with Creator/RogerMoore, accusing him of looking and being too wimpy to be a credible action star. Moore convincingly kicked his ass. Afterwards Marvin was heard to say:-
-->"The guy is built like granite! Nobody will ever underestimate him again!"

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* Creator/LeeMarvin, a pretty tough guy himself (he was a decorated WW2 vet), once picked a fight with Creator/RogerMoore, accusing him of looking and being too wimpy to be a credible action star. Moore convincingly kicked his ass. Afterwards Marvin was heard to say:-
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* [[[[http://the-daily.buzz/robbers-special-forces-mcdonalds/ In June 2016, a pair of robbers tried to stick up a McDonalds in Besançon, France.]] Unfortunately for them, among the patrons were a team of off-duty GIGN members (anti-terrorist Special Forces). They patiently waited for the robbers to exit to avoid any casualties among the customers, then picked them both (on of the perps got shot in the abdomen for refusing to surrender and threatening them with his gun). Nobody was wounded on the side of the gendarmes or civilians.



12th Aug '16 6:24:44 AM Morgenthaler
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* In the late [[TheRomanRepublic Roman Republic]] a young UpperClassTwit, who went by the totally innocuous name of GaiusJuliusCaesar, was captured and held to ransom by some {{Pirates}}. While being held prisoner on the ship, the personable Caesar befriended the pirates, and made jokes that when he was ransomed he was going to come back and kill them all. The pirates laughed at their captive's great sense of humor. Later, [[OhCrap they found out he wasn't joking]].

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* In the late [[TheRomanRepublic [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic Roman Republic]] a young UpperClassTwit, who went by the totally innocuous name of GaiusJuliusCaesar, Creator/GaiusJuliusCaesar, was captured and held to ransom by some {{Pirates}}. While being held prisoner on the ship, the personable Caesar befriended the pirates, and made jokes that when he was ransomed he was going to come back and kill them all. The pirates laughed at their captive's great sense of humor. Later, [[OhCrap they found out he wasn't joking]].
17th Jul '16 12:37:38 PM nombretomado
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17th Jul '16 12:37:27 PM nombretomado
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17th Jul '16 12:36:26 PM nombretomado
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* Two "tough guys" [[http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1274688/Chuck/ tried to rob]] ChuckNorris with knives, under the assumption that what he did in ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' [[RealityIsUnrealistic was all fake]]. The two ended up with arms so broken that bones were sticking out. The police didn't even handcuff them, partly out of concern for the thugs' injuries, and partly because they were laughing too hard to get the cuffs out.

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* Two "tough guys" [[http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1274688/Chuck/ tried to rob]] ChuckNorris Creator/ChuckNorris with knives, under the assumption that what he did in ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' [[RealityIsUnrealistic was all fake]]. The two ended up with arms so broken that bones were sticking out. The police didn't even handcuff them, partly out of concern for the thugs' injuries, and partly because they were laughing too hard to get the cuffs out.
13th Jun '16 3:42:35 PM Exxolon
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* Creator/LeeMarvin, a pretty tough guy himself (he was a decorated WW2 vet) once picked a fight with Creator/RogerMoore, accusing him of looking and being too wimpy to be a credible action star. Moore convincingly kicked his ass. Afterwards Marvin was heard to say:-

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* Creator/LeeMarvin, a pretty tough guy himself (he was a decorated WW2 vet) vet), once picked a fight with Creator/RogerMoore, accusing him of looking and being too wimpy to be a credible action star. Moore convincingly kicked his ass. Afterwards Marvin was heard to say:-
13th Jun '16 3:42:12 PM Exxolon
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* Creator/LeeMarvin, a pretty tough guy himself (he was a decorated WW2 vet) once picked a fight with Creator/RogerMoore, accusing him of looking and being too wimpy to be a credible action star. Moore convincingly kicked his ass. Afterwards Marvin was heard to say:-
-->"The guy is built like granite! Nobody will ever underestimate him again!"
8th Jun '16 1:31:43 AM Euodiachloris
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** The upshot is: trying to rob a group of kids who have been taught how to survive hyenas, crocs, legavaans, other crooks and police raids with improvised weaponary is ill-advised. Even if they're in uniforms.
4th May '16 6:46:29 PM HK-99
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*May also count as a funny moment depending on how you look on it.
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