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* He's not pining, he's passed on! [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late parrot! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!]]

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* He's not pining, he's passed on! [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late parrot! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!]]

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* The Colonel would appear in the middle of a sketch, declare it to be silly, and tell everyone to leave.



*** I panicked...

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*** **** I panicked...



*** Noh-noh NO, my brain in my head!
*** It will have to come out!

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*** **** Noh-noh NO, my brain in my head!
*** **** It will have to come out!

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*** I panicked...

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*** **** I panicked...



-->I'm Inspector Lookout. Lookout, of the Yard.\\
Why? What will we see?

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-->I'm ** I'm Inspector Lookout. Lookout, of the Yard.\\
Yard.
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Why? What will we see?



** "'''THE! CHURCH! ''POLICE!'''''"

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** *** "'''THE! CHURCH! ''POLICE!'''''"



* MY BRAIN HURTS!
** Noh-noh NO, my brain in my head!
** It will have to come out!



*** MY BRAIN HURTS!
**** Noh-noh NO, my brain in my head!
**** It will have to come out!



* The ''larch''.

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* Number 3: The ''larch''.
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*** I panicked...

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*** **** I panicked...



*** YOU BASTARDS! YOU VICIOUS HEARTLESS BASTARDS!
*** The War Wound!
*** REVENGE!

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*** ** YOU BASTARDS! YOU VICIOUS HEARTLESS BASTARDS!
*** ** The War Wound!
*** ** REVENGE!
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*** I panicked...

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*** **** I panicked...
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** Why did you say Burma?
** I panicked...

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** Why did *** Why'd you say Burma?
** *** I panicked...

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** [[DisorganizedOutlineSpeech Our two weapons are fear and surprise and a ruthless efficiency...]]



* [[DisorganizedOutlineSpeech Our two weapons are fear and surprise and a ruthless efficiency...]]
* *nudge nudge* *wink wink*, say no more, say no more.

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* [[DisorganizedOutlineSpeech Our two weapons are fear and surprise and a ruthless efficiency...]]
* *nudge nudge* *wink wink*,
Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more.

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I've noticed a tendency for this page of memes to get rather silly.
Ni!

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I've noticed a tendency for this page of memes to get rather silly.
silly. Ni!
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[[quoteright:315:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/spanish_inquisition_6705.jpg]]

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[[quoteright:315:https://static.[[quoteright:315:[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/spanish_inquisition_6705.jpg]]jpg]]]]
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* And now for something completely different. [[note]] [[FanWorks/PlayTheGame The circus is in town! IT'S...]] [[/note]]

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* And now for something completely different. [[note]] [[FanWorks/PlayTheGame [[Fanfic/PokemonXNimjaPlayTheGame The circus is in town! IT'S...]] [[/note]]

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* I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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* I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!



** "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
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\n*Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen!

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** Please fondle my buttocks.


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** That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!


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** Silly English Kinnnnnnnigits!


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** How do you know so much about swallows?

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"Marching up and down the square... alone." is from Meaning of Life, not Flying Circus


* Marching up and down the square... alone.




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* Marching up and down the square... alone.
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* And now for something completely different.

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* And now for something completely different. [[note]] [[FanWorks/PlayTheGame The circus is in town! IT'S...]] [[/note]]
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** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny He wanks as high as any in Wome!]]

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** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments He wanks as high as any in Wome!]]
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** ...For death awaits you all, with nasty big pointy teeth!


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* [[SomeCallMeTim There are those who call me...Tim?]]

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* He's not quite dead! He's getting better!



** "What is the capital of Assyria?" "...I don't know that!"



** Is that an African swallow or a European swallow?

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** Is that What do you mean, an African swallow or a European swallow?




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* Bring out your dead!
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* What did Rome ever do for us?

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* [[WhatHaveYouDoneForMeLately What did Rome ever do for us?us]]?
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* Pretty strong ''meat'' there from *sniff* ''SamPeckinpah!''

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* Pretty strong ''meat'' there from *sniff* ''SamPeckinpah!''''Creator/SamPeckinpah!''
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*** YOU BASTARDS! YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS!

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*** YOU BASTARDS! YOU VICIOUS HEARTLESS BASTARDS!
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* I am your king. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA Well I didn't vote for you.]]

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* I am your king. [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA Well I didn't vote for you.]]
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*** It's not uncommon for Facebook users to write "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" on their profiles under "political views."
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** [[Determinator BURN HER ANYWAY!]]

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** [[Determinator BURN HER ANYWAY!]]ANYWAY!

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** You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery bint threw a scimitar at you.

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** You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery bint tart threw a sword at you.
** I mean, if I went round saying I was an emperor just 'cause some moistened bint had lobbed
a scimitar at you.me, they'd put me away!


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** Listen! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Even - and I want to make this absolutely clear - even if they ''do'' say "Jehovah"!
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** [[Determinator BURN HER ANYWAY!]]


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** Amen...


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** At least ours was better visually!
** At least ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes.
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Might as well complete the joke, right?

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** Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

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* "It's the Bishop of Lester." "How did you know?" "Tattooed on the back of his neck."

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* "It's the Bishop of Lester.Leicester." "How did you know?" "Tattooed on the back of his neck."


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** "'''THE! CHURCH! ''POLICE!'''''"
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* "It's the Bishop of Lester." "How did you know?" "Tattooed on the back of his neck."
** "Think I better call the police." "Shouldn't you call the church?" "Call the ChurchPolice."
** "It's a fair cop, but SocietyIsToBlame." "Right, we'll arrest them instead."
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* BlessedAreTheCheesemakers.

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