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* ''Series/TheThinBlueLine'': PC Maggie Habib is getting into character for an entrapment operation, and uses the line on PC Kevin Goody--a naive manchild-type character with a crush on her. After collapsing in embarrassment, he replies that "Actually, it's a Curly-Wurly" (chocolate bar)

* One of the female Blood Elf /flirt emotes from ''VideoGame/WorldofWarcraft''

* In episode 8 of the ''LightNovel/ShakuganNoShana'' parody ''Shakugan no Shana-tan'', Wilhelmina and Margery are recast as prostitutes in a brothel Sabrac visits. Margery gets excited at how "large" he is down there, but he says it is the .44 Magnum in his pants.

** The episode "Hollywood A.D.", the on-screen adaptations of Mulder and Scully have a moment. They roll into a coffin together, and Scully asks whether it's his flashlight or if he's just happy with their position. The joke is further extended when the movie Scully tells Mulder she's in love with A.D. Skinner. When asked by Mulder what Skinner has that he doesn't, Scully answers "bigger flashlight".

** A deleted scene from the episode "Home" has the subversion when it's really an object in his pocket. Taken from the scene where the duo is doing an autopsy on a dead infant in an impossibly tiny bathroom (the "dead infant" part probably explains why the exchange was cut), Scully stops suddenly and looks at Mulder incredulously, who is behind her.
--->'''Mulder:''' That's my penlight.\\
'''Scully:''' Really? I thought a longstanding curiosity had just been satisfied.
** In the Season 8 episode "Roadrunners", Agent Doggett phones in a lead on the local cult that kidnapped Scully, explaining "I just talked to a guy with a gun in his pocket--and I don't mean he was happy to see me!"

** In the climactic scene of the first season finale:

'''Sherlock:''' ''[Aims the gun at him]'' Both.
** In the series three finale, Charles Magnussen's men frisk both Sherlock and John before their first meeting. Sherlock assumes they needn't bother with John, only to see he's carrying both a switchblade and a tire iron (having visited a drug den on a case earlier -- he took the knife off someone who threatened him).
--->'''John:''' (to the guard) Doesn't mean I'm ''not'' pleased to see you.
** Used once again in the 2015/2016 New Year's Special, with two different euphemisms.

* In the third episode of ''Podcast/TheBrianAndJillShow'', Brian uses the trope word-for-word in a game of "No Apparent Reason" as a clue to try and get the players to guess 'Banana.' Answers given included [[ItMakesSenseInContext "whale sperm"]], "a pickle", "a roll of quarters", and "gum" before someone finally guessed it.

--->'''Moriarty:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms It's a dangerous habit, to finger a loaded firearm in the pocket of one's dressing gown.]] Or are you just pleased to see me?\\

* In the 1998 scifi B-Movie ''Legion'', the protagonist overpowers his guards and bursts into a darkened room waving a pistol. The room is empty as we hear a woman sniggering, "Is that a gun or is he just happy to see me?" The [[LightswitchSurprise lights then come on]] to reveal a row of male and female prisoners lined up waiting for him to join their ranks for ''Film/TheDirtyDozen'' InSpace

* An issue of DC Comics' series ''Comicbook/YoungJustice'' featured Superboy, Robin, and Impluse at a Halloween party. A cheerleader flirts with Robin asking if he has a Batarang in his pocket, or if he's just happy to see her. He responses "Um, I'm [[LoveYouAndEverybody happy to see everyone here…]]"

* ''Film/AceVenturaPetDetective'' uses a variation on this as a plot point. When Lois Einhorn pushes herself onto Ace to seduce him, he mutters "Your gun is digging into my hip." As he's later heard [[ShowerOfAngst crying in the shower]], it ''wasn't'' a gun: Einhorn is actually Ray Finkle, a psychotic (male) football player who had heaps of plastic surgery to disguise himself as part of [[ItMakesSenseInContext an elaborate revenge scheme against Dan Morino]]. Ace is [[UnsettlingGenderReveal none too thrilled]] when he reaches this conclusion.

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* ''Film/{{Red}} 2''. A Korean hitman is shooting at Frank Moss and Marvin Boggs with a [[GatlingGood mini-gatling]]. Frank hugs the pavement as vehicles are chewed to pieces around him, only to find [[HoYay Marvin clutching him tightly]] for equally ineffectual cover.

* ''Series/AlloAllo''. Rene gets alarmed while smooching an ActionGirl from the Communist resistance group.

-->'''Louise:''' ''(removes a Luger from her trousers)'' Oh, it's only my pistol and a [[BallsOfSteel couple of hand grenades]].

* In the ''VideoGame/UltimateSpiderMan'' video game, upon seeing R.H.I.N.O., Spidey will ''attempt'' this.

* An innocent variation in Literature/{{Animorphs}}: Morphing is a painless process, so Rachel is surprised when she starts feeling pain during the process of going from seagull to human.

* The description for the Pocket Pal Portable Terminal in ''VideoGame/SpaceQuestIV:RogerWilcoandtheTimeRippers'' says "Say. Is that a complete workstation in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?".

* Referenced on ''Series/{{Arrow}}'', when Roy's stolen police radio starts squawking in the middle of a date with Thea.
-->'''Thea''': Do you have a police radio in your pocket?\\

* Used for HoYay in ''Film/TheBigRedOne''. Two soldiers are sleeping close to each other.

* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' had a GettingCrapPastTheRadar moment: It substituted "wrench", and had Miss Yvonne say it to Carlos. He had a wrench, obviously; The Radar isn't blind.

* Though it was re-used later in ''SheDoneHimWrong'' and later still in ''Sextette'', Creator/MaeWest originally used this line in an LA train station upon her return from Chicago, to a police officer assigned to escort her home.

* After Sechs gets a male body in ''[[Manga/{{Gunnm}} Battle Angel Alita: Last Order]]'', the team's Deckman servant greets him with this line.