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8th Apr '16 8:52:37 AM FlyingDuckManGenesis
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* ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan:''
** In "Bowser Junior Goes to Disney World", [[ShowWithinAShow Doofy the Dragon]] advertises Doofy-O's cereal, with a knife as the prize that wins them a trip to Disney World inside specially marked boxes.
** In "[[BirthdayEpisode Bowser Junior's 7th Birthday!]]" Chef Pee Pee buys Junior a "Can You Kill Doofy?" party game, complete with a real knife to pin on Doofy.
** In "Bowser's Driver's License", during a Doofy the Dragon-themed [=McDonald's=] commercial, as if the burger with nails, broken glass, and a mouse trap wasn't bad enough, Doofy also advertises nine-millimeter guns as happy meal toys.
** In "Bowser Junior's Game Night 3", when Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy play "What's in Ned's Head?", Jeffy manages to find a real loaded gun in Ned's head. Junior and Cody even question why someone would put it in a children's board game.
7th Apr '16 12:11:52 PM marcoasalazarm
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** Played even more straight with the Kilobots, because its creator and target audience are StopHavingFunGuys who want Meda-Battles to be {{CurbStompBattle}}s with them as the ones doing the stomping. One episode has a SuperPrototype Kilobot being accidentally released and going on a rampage that destroys a significant part of the city and the police [[OneManArmy just]] ''[[ImplacableMan cannot]]'' stop.

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** Played even more straight with the Kilobots, because its creator and target audience are StopHavingFunGuys who want Meda-Battles to be {{CurbStompBattle}}s with them as the ones doing the stomping. As such, the ones closest to the "mook" scale of power are still a chore to deal with and the really nasty ones are virtual Weapons of Mass Destruction. One episode has a SuperPrototype Kilobot being accidentally released and going on a rampage that destroys a significant part of the city and the police [[OneManArmy just]] ''[[ImplacableMan cannot]]'' stop.
7th Apr '16 12:08:46 PM marcoasalazarm
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** Played even more straight with the Kilobots, because its creator and target audience are StopHavingFunGuys who want Meda-Battles to be CurbStompBattles with them as the ones doing the stomping. One episode has a SuperPrototype Kilobot being accidentally released and going on a rampage that destroys a significant part of the city and the police just ''[[ImplacableMan cannot]]'' stop.

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** Played even more straight with the Kilobots, because its creator and target audience are StopHavingFunGuys who want Meda-Battles to be CurbStompBattles {{CurbStompBattle}}s with them as the ones doing the stomping. One episode has a SuperPrototype Kilobot being accidentally released and going on a rampage that destroys a significant part of the city and the police just [[OneManArmy just]] ''[[ImplacableMan cannot]]'' stop.
7th Apr '16 12:07:44 PM marcoasalazarm
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** Played even more straight with the Kilobots, because its creator and target audience are StopHavingFunGuys who want Meda-Battles to be CurbStompBattles with them as the ones doing the stomping. One episode has a SuperPrototype Kilobot being accidentally released and going on a rampage that destroys a significant part of the city and the police just ''[[ImplacableMan cannot]]'' stop.
6th Apr '16 10:21:15 PM AnotherEpicFail
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* Quite a few of these can crop up in ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse,'' usually as a result of [[EvilInc Pentex]]'s ongoing attempts to corrupt the world. Created and distributed by Avalon Inc, Pentex's resident toy business, many of these toys have been corrupted or infested by the power of the [[EldritchAbomination Wyrm]], usually just for the sake of turning kids into sociopaths, but occasionally for more violent ends: for example, the Doctor Chuckles Surgery Kit, which not only magically imbues children with a lifetime of surgical knowledge, but comes complete with a syringe of paralyzing venom so they can "[[ColdBloodedTorture practice]]" on family members!
25th Mar '16 10:07:29 AM thatother1dude
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** "Didn't you see the warning label? Not for [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien children under 3 million years old]]."

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** "Didn't -->''Didn't you see the warning label? Not for [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien children under 3 million years old]]."''
24th Mar '16 6:01:21 PM WillKeaton
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** Didn't you see the warning label? Not for [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien children under 3 million years old]].

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** Didn't "Didn't you see the warning label? Not for [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien children under 3 million years old]]."



* From ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', we have [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html The 5 Least Surprising Toy Recalls of All Time]]. (though as many comments attest, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#Prohibition_on_sale_or_import_into_the_United_States #4 is mostly due to]] ValuesDissonance)

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* From ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', we have [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html The 5 Least Surprising Toy Recalls of All Time]]. Time.]] (though as many comments attest, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#Prohibition_on_sale_or_import_into_the_United_States #4 is mostly due to]] ValuesDissonance)



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucO-tGMebZY Tie 'N Tangle]], a game based on wrapping other players in a web of nylon string, would otherwise be SoBadItsGood based on its [[AccidentalInnuendo unintentional reference to]] [[BoundAndGagged bondage]] had it not been for its significant safety hazards: people can fall and hit their head, be strangled by the cord; etc. Even worse, the cord is too strong to be broken by hand, in case an emergency ''does'' happen. WebVideo/JeepersMedia suggests ''destroying'' this game, as its vintage worth is far outweighed by the hazards it possesses. From the same Website/YouTube channel, and even more dangerous, is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx0tPNf8vbk Traffic Jam]]. Goal: crawl through an 8-foot garbage bag-like tunnel with no air holes to place your balls in the cup at the other end.
* Not so much dangerous as inappropriate: Tesco got condemned after marketing in 2006 [[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html a pole dancing kit for girls. Girls from 6 to 10 years old]]. There's also pole dancing dolls, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8642cM51_4 at least one of which resembles Barbie]].

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucO-tGMebZY Tie 'N Tangle]], a game based on wrapping other players in a web of nylon string, would otherwise be SoBadItsGood based on its [[AccidentalInnuendo unintentional reference to]] [[BoundAndGagged bondage]] had it not been for its significant safety hazards: people can fall and hit their head, be strangled by the cord; etc. Even worse, the cord is too strong to be broken by hand, in case an emergency ''does'' happen. WebVideo/JeepersMedia suggests ''destroying'' this game, as its vintage worth is far outweighed by the hazards it possesses. From the same Website/YouTube channel, and even more dangerous, is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx0tPNf8vbk Traffic Jam]]. Jam.]] Goal: crawl through an 8-foot garbage bag-like tunnel with no air holes to place your balls in the cup at the other end.
* Not so much dangerous as inappropriate: Tesco got condemned after marketing in 2006 [[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html a pole dancing kit for girls. Girls from 6 to 10 years old]]. old.]] There's also pole dancing dolls, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8642cM51_4 at least one of which resembles Barbie]].Barbie.]]



* Cross an inflatable raft with a parasail, and you get the [[http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Recalls/2006/Sportsstuff-Wego-Kite-Tubes-Withdrawn-from-Market-after-Reports-of-Deaths-and-Injuries/ Kite Tube]], which would soar up to 30 feet in the air, a fall from which could be fatal. The cover bore a skull and crossbones with the statement "Never kite higher than you are willing to fall".

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* Cross an inflatable raft with a parasail, and you get the [[http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Recalls/2006/Sportsstuff-Wego-Kite-Tubes-Withdrawn-from-Market-after-Reports-of-Deaths-and-Injuries/ Kite Tube]], Tube,]] which would soar up to 30 feet in the air, a fall from which could be fatal. The cover bore a skull and crossbones with the statement "Never kite higher than you are willing to fall".
24th Mar '16 5:59:48 PM WillKeaton
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** This is apparently [[http://www.gamma-medical.de/products_bestrahlungstechnik_biobeam.html a real piece of equipment]].

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** This is apparently [[http://www.gamma-medical.de/products_bestrahlungstechnik_biobeam.html a real piece of equipment]].equipment.]]



* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' presents... [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110209 Castle Heterodyne nursery]]! With a doll of a MonsterClown to end all {{Monster Clown}}s (possibly by rolling them into one big clownball and then ripping it into ribbons).
** There was a tentative example in the form of [[FormallyNamedPet Mr. Hissyfit]], a mechanical snake that was given to Theopolous [=DuMedd=] as a baptismal gift by his aunt Lucrezia. Mr. Hissyfit went active during the ceremony, pushed the bishop into the punch bowl and tried to eat Theo's father. The reason this is a tentative example is that we do not know if this was a thoughtful gift or an elaborate assassination attempt. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100219#.VSpeMvmUeSo As seen here, Lucrezia had good reasons to hate Theo's parents, but also seems to have fond childhood memories of Mr. Hissyfit]].

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* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' presents... [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110209 Castle Heterodyne nursery]]! nursery!]] With a doll of a MonsterClown to end all {{Monster Clown}}s (possibly by rolling them into one big clownball and then ripping it into ribbons).
** There was a tentative example in the form of [[FormallyNamedPet Mr. Hissyfit]], a mechanical snake that was given to Theopolous [=DuMedd=] as a baptismal gift by his aunt Lucrezia. Mr. Hissyfit went active during the ceremony, pushed the bishop into the punch bowl and tried to eat Theo's father. The reason this is a tentative example is that we do not know if this was a thoughtful gift or an elaborate assassination attempt. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100219#.VSpeMvmUeSo As seen here, Lucrezia had good reasons to hate Theo's parents, but also seems to have fond childhood memories of Mr. Hissyfit]].Hissyfit.]]
24th Mar '16 5:58:42 PM WillKeaton
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* The now-defunct Mexican music station "Radioactivo 98.5", during TheNineties and early 2000s ran every holiday season spoof toy adds of "Juguetes Radioactivos: Ofensivos Inhumanos" (Radioactive Toys: Offensive and Inhumane), which included "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42UANGGV57M Uzi el Oso]]" (Uzi the Bear: Under this adorable guise you'll find a destructive arsenal never found in a stuffed toy! Just twist it an arm and you'll discover why it's creators were locked in an insane asylum!), "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uAVvSUF9x0 La Bomba]]" ([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Bomb]], which becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment in light of [[WarOnTerror recent events]]), "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpxwhd2tazM Infectors]]" (a parody of ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'': Collect all the different Infectors: Ghonorreal, Salmonellator, Typhoideak and others! Have fun infecting your friends!), "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVqo_KD8pw La Maquina de Raspados]]" (In Spanish "Raspado" means ice-cream ''and'' scrape/abrasion, making it in reality "The Scrape Machine": Feel its rigor with its six blades, turn the lever and you'll even scrap the bone!).

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* The now-defunct Mexican music station "Radioactivo 98.5", during TheNineties and early 2000s ran every holiday season spoof toy adds of "Juguetes Radioactivos: Ofensivos Inhumanos" (Radioactive Toys: Offensive and Inhumane), which included "[[http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42UANGGV57M Uzi "Uzi el Oso]]" Oso"]] (Uzi the Bear: Under this adorable guise you'll find a destructive arsenal never found in a stuffed toy! Just twist it an arm and you'll discover why it's creators were locked in an insane asylum!), "[[http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uAVvSUF9x0 La Bomba]]" "La Bomba"]] ([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Bomb]], which becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment in light of [[WarOnTerror recent events]]), "[[http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpxwhd2tazM Infectors]]" "Infectors"]] (a parody of ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'': Collect all the different Infectors: Ghonorreal, Salmonellator, Typhoideak and others! Have fun infecting your friends!), "[[https://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVqo_KD8pw La "La Maquina de Raspados]]" Raspados"]] (In Spanish "Raspado" means ice-cream ''and'' scrape/abrasion, making it in reality "The Scrape Machine": Feel its rigor with its six blades, turn the lever and you'll even scrap the bone!).
24th Mar '16 5:57:58 PM WillKeaton
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* Joked about in an episode of Series/{{Mythbusters}}, in which the main duo were trying to determine whether a Hot Wheels car could defeat a real car in a short distance race down a hill, when both are running entirely on momentum. Both Adam and Jamie build their own custom toy cars for the purpose, with Adam's offering being effectively a block of lead with wheels. When Adam jokingly comes up with an advertisement for his creation, Jamie joins in, adding, "and if you throw it at your brother really hard, it could kill him!"

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* Joked about in an episode of Series/{{Mythbusters}}, ''Series/{{Mythbusters}},'' in which the main duo were trying to determine whether a Hot Wheels car could defeat a real car in a short distance race down a hill, when both are running entirely on momentum. Both Adam and Jamie build their own custom toy cars for the purpose, with Adam's offering being effectively a block of lead with wheels. When Adam jokingly comes up with an advertisement for his creation, Jamie joins in, adding, "and if you throw it at your brother really hard, it could kill him!"
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