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->''"You put munitions chips in ''toys!?''"''
-->-- '''Irwin''', ''Film/SmallSoldiers''

Who says EvilIsNotAToy? Some fictional children's toys are so dangerous, they have no business being children's toys! Some clever (and/or crazy) minds may even use them to fight and kill people.

ValuesDissonance often comes into play, due to cultural perceptions both of what is and is not dangerous for kids and how long it takes for kids to "grow up." (UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt reportedly could fire a gun at age 10, whereas most kids that age nowadays might still be playing with Play-Doh.)

OlympusMons could be considered the organic equivalent -- just replace "toys" with "pets". For a specific SubTrope, see TheMostDangerousVideoGame.

The trope name is a pun on ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'', and should not be confused with MyLittlePhony, nor with a {{Crossover}} between MLP and ''Anime/GirlsUndPanzer'' ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bvKejRe2rQ although somebody has probably written that fanfic]]). Or with [[Series/AlloAllo mein little tank]]. It's also not a PerversePuppet or the like; a My Little Panzer is inherently dangerous to use, but it doesn't have to be ''malicious'', or even living. Compare other failures to regulate safety in TV Land: NoOSHACompliance, NoProductSafetyStandards, HappyFunBall, SocialServicesDoesNotExist, ThereAreNoTherapists. Compare specific cases of toys as weapons: KillerYoyo and BattleTops. Not to be confused with [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys wonderful toys]] (although those are often effectively the same thing).


[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Medabots}}'' carry weapons that can damage the surrounding landscape, concrete and steel included. They're quite popular with the kids. Fortunately, the live weapons have only appeared in video games. However, this doesn't change the fact that the Medabots have self-healing capabilities and are VERY durable. If it weren't for the fact that their medals can be ejected with enough damage (or manually) these things could take over the world. At one point in the past there was an incident where Medabots went rogue and nearly destroyed the world. Oddly enough, Metabee has [[VitriolicBestBuds attacked his owner]] several times, with no lasting ill effects to the latter.
** Played even more straight with the Kilobots, because its creator and target audience are StopHavingFunGuys who want Meda-Battles to be [[CurbStompBattle Curb-Stomp Battles]] with them as the ones doing the stomping. As such, the ones closest to the "mook" scale of power are still a chore to deal with and the really nasty ones are virtual Weapons of Mass Destruction. One episode has a SuperPrototype Kilobot being accidentally released and going on a rampage that destroys a significant part of the city and the police [[OneManArmy just]] ''[[ImplacableMan cannot]]'' stop.
* ''Anime/{{Beyblade}}'': With some of the things Beyblades do to each other in the anime, they wouldn't be approved for kids in most real countries. The real ones are much less dangerous, but you should always make sure the parts are on ''tight''. It doesn't help that there are military helicopters in ''Metal Fusion'' designed to specifically launch Beyblades as weapons.
** Beyblades specifically used as weapons is as old as the second arc of the first season of the original series, when it's revealed ''the whole Chinese team'' (and Rei, who hails from the same village) are ''trained'' to use them as weapons. This discovery comes right after a BruceLeeClone showed up with a nunchaku-mounted Beyblade launcher. Then we get in Western Europe, where the top four bladers enter in official matches (and not official ones in the case of two of them) in ''[[UpToEleven full armour and include the launchers in functional weapons]]'' and by the final arc of season one it's almost expected that the Russian team ''[[UpToEleven tops that]]'' by having their Beyblade launcher looking like firearms and, in one case, ''being used as such'' (thankfully it was a single-shot sniper rifle).
*** And then we have the Bit Beasts, which are powerful spirits that are ''inside'' the Beyblades and have the capacity to create incredibly powerful localized hurricanes, flash floods, lightning storms and in one occasion ''even a black hole that ate the stadium and a good chunk of the surrounding downtown area'', apparently needing little more to be as destructive as a small nuke than the user being on the "right" mindset (anything from HotBlooded to a full-on "[[PutThemAllOutOfMyMisery kill-whatever-is-annoying-me-and-damn-the-consequences]]" VillainousBreakdown).
* ''Anime/CrushGearTurbo'': Crush Gear vehicles have a tendency to fly apart.
* ''Anime/BattleBDaman'' launchers cause some pretty painful (if minor) injuries in the anime. Real life versions can put an eye out under certain circumstances.
** This escalates, and by Crash B-Daman, the battles are essentially [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYSs9FBrGg gunfights]], with even the B-Daman designs becoming more weaponlike and more damage being done.
* ''Franchise/YuGiOh'': Duel Monsters really should come with the following disclaimer: "WARNING -- May cause getting kidnapped by evil organizations, {{Freak Out}}s, MindRape, the emergence of a SuperpoweredEvilSide, summoning of {{Eldritch Abomination}}s, [[GrandTheftMe soul-stealing]], and various physical hazards up to and including ''death''. Not for {{loners|AreFreaks}} or anyone with ParentalIssues." ([[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And]] skipping school and [[CrackIsCheaper going broke]].) Note to Pegasus: never design a children's card game based on ancient Egyptian mythology. ''Especially'' if you have an ancient Egyptian ArtifactOfDoom implanted in your eye socket!
** Even worse near the start, where every game or toy was turned into a game that resulted in someone breaking psychologically.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Bakugan}}'' should get a warning sticker of their own as of New Vestroia's second season. Good thing their real world equivalents cannot transform into their [[EldritchAbomination true forms.]]
* Taken to the extreme with ''VideoGame/DanballSenki'' (aka ''[[MarketBasedTitle LBX]]''). Miniature LBX robots have a military application and have been used in assassinations before. However, due to the creation of the [[AppliedPhlebotinum Fortified Cardboard]] that provides safe fighting arenas, it has become the most popular children's toy the world has ever seen! Lampshaded since LBX ''were'' banned for safety reasons before those arenas came around.
* ''Anime/DigimonTamers''. Renamon found her way to the real world, in part, through Rika's love of the card game; Terriermon materialised from Jenrya's computer game; Guilmon was created from a piece of ''fan art'' drawn by Takato. If your kids' computer games and card games ended up spawning ''monsters'', you should probably take the thing back to the shop.
* Taken in a rather literal sense with ''Anime/GirlsUndPanzer'', where Tank Combat in real WWII tanks is seen as an appropriate activity for little girls. The main character, Miho Nishizumi, is a sixteen-year-old ''veteran''.
** Its prequel manga ''Little Army'' has tanks being driven around by '''10 year olds!'''
** ''[[TheMovie Der Film]]'' shows Miho's bedroom at her house... which contains a ''Panzerfaust'', of all things. Decorated with a pink ribbon.
* In ''Anime/{{Betterman}}'', Akamatsu Industries developed some remote controlled model-sized tanks... that actually blew up when they took a direct hit. As these "toys" could [[SubvertedTrope only be purchased by ''licensed demolition experts'']], it didn't sell well.
* In ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa'', the Holy Nightmare Corporation, started by the embodiment of all evil... has a toy division. While few things produced by Holy Nightmare Toys are shown, they apparently make robotic puppies that are the perfect playmate for kids who are nice to them... but can electrocute those who ''aren't'' nice to them, and have a self-destruct sequence that can be activated by accident. And by self-destruct, we of course mean ''explode violently''.
* ''Manga/BakusouKyoudaiLetsAndGo'' has children playing around with real knife and cutter blades as they implant them into toy cars. Deconstructed as they evidently hurt themselves and MoralGuardians in-universe do not approve it.
* While not an actual product, in ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'', Keicho Nijimura's Stand is Bad Company, an army of toy army men with real weapons.

[[folder: Comic Books ]]
* ''ComicBook/TheBeano'' had a long-running strip featuring "General Jumbo", a schoolboy who had a fully functional remote-control set of toy soldiers and military vehicles created for him by a friendly neighbourhood MadScientist. He used them to fight crime. A number of British comic creators have gone on to create [[{{Expy}} Expies]], most notably Robin "Toybox" Slinger and her father "Colonel Lilliput" in ''ComicBook/TopTen'' and "General Tubbs" in ''ComicBook/JackStaff''.
* There was/is an European (most likely Franco-Belgian) comic called Charly that features a young boy and his Captain Lightning starship toy. It floats. It has lasers. It can blow a hole in a wall large enough to walk through (and kill an unfortunate sheep on the other side). [[spoiler:The government finds out about it, things escalate and the toy demonstrates that it is quite capable of annihilating a squad of special forces.]] At some point there was a background story about a different boy with a tank toy.
* ''ComicBook/{{Viz}}'' has done many parodies of General Jumbo and featured one-off strips about evil living toys and similar things. Regular strip "Tinribs" is based around a young boy's "robot" (actually glued together from random parts and unable to do anything mechanical) which is typically used to mutilate or kill the boy's teacher in every story. Another recurring strip using the trope was "Tommy Salter's Chemical Capers" about a boy who would perform horrifically dangerous, and usually fatal to others, experiments with his chemistry set.
* This is the entire gimmick of Creator/DCComics villain Toyman.
* Played with in the ''Donald Duck'' comic "The Hypno-Gun." Although he considers it extremely irresponsible, Donald has no trouble believing that someone is marketing a MindControlDevice as a children's toy. Unbeknownst to him, of course the toy doesn't ''really'' hypnotize people -- [[RealityEnsues the boys were just pretending]] (unfortunately, this doesn't protect their uncle from [[YourMindMakesItReal the power of suggestion...]]).
* ''Mister Stuffins'' is a sophisticated robotic teddy bear, running a secret agent emulator program. The program was *not* included by the manufacturer.
* ComicBook/GastonLagaffe did this twice. One time he repaired a nephew's toy tank that shot sparks on the day [[StuffBlowingUp there was a gas leak in the office]]. Another time, he made a working toy tank that shot tiny firecrackers and a toy bomber (that moved around the ceiling on wires) that dropped little bombs, [[SoapboxSadie to prove that kids need to learn what the real things are like]].

[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'':
** Never outright addressed, but some of the toys seem a bit too dangerous for little kids to play with. The Buzz Lightyear figure alone is rather dangerous when you think about it. His wings have the capability to pop out with enough force to tear through duct tape like it was wet tissue, and the helmet flips back and forth rather swiftly too, it was enough to make Woody cry out in pain anyway. Also, while his laser certainly isn't a gun, the singular point it makes suggests it is an actual laser pointer, which can easily blind a child for life. In the sequel, Stinky Pete's pickaxe is apparently sharp enough to cut through fabric easy enough and function as a screwdriver.
** The ''Toy Story Toon'' "Small Fry" parodied the subject of recalled toys. One kids meal toy in the support group was recalled because one of its parts fly off it. The toy doesn't explain about it, but after the recalled toy says "I was recalled because...", the part mentioned earlier flies off of the toy.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'' has the main artist of Halloween Town taking over Christmas. The people of Halloween Town misinterpret Christmas rather badly, resulting in this trope.
* ''WesternAnimation/Shrek'': The second movie has the kiddie meal at a restaurant come with a battle ax.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' had [[strike:The Flamethrower.]] [[UsefulNotes/AmericanAccents Da]] ''[[UsefulNotes/AmericanAccents Flamethrowah!]]''
** Kids ''love'' this one!
* ''Film/SmallSoldiers'': This is the premise of the movie. The reason the toys are so dangerous is that they used military-grade artificial intelligence so the toys could "play back", but nobody bothered to program that military-grade artificial intelligence with stuff like UsefulNotes/TheLawsAndCustomsOfWar, [[AIIsACrapshoot so]] the soldiers came out as the single-minded psychopaths they designed (see the lawn darts below for another such brainfart). Ironically, though, [[DarkIsNotEvil the monstrous, presumably intended to be "villainous" Gorgonite toys are rather personable]], since they started out as educational toys that were hastily repurposed as an enemy for the Commando Elite.
* In ''Film/{{Jumanji}}'', games of Jumanji could qualify, being a cursed artifact disguised as a game. Especially unfinished and abandoned games. ''Film/{{Zathura}}'', too. Well, [[SchmuckBait they]] ''[[SchmuckBait do]]'' [[SchmuckBait warn you.]] ''Jumanji'' warns you and then pulls you into the game if you even ''glance'' at the pieces.
* The sci-fi movie ''Film/{{Evolver}}'' features a robotic AI toy that just happens to have been installed with a state-of-the-art weapons-grade military AI chip; the robot is meant to be a harmless children's game, but it soon begins learning how to arm itself with more lethal weapons. The Evolver unit was originally a military battle robot prototype that was re-purposed after killing people in a field test. It got made into the grand prize for the top scorer of the Evolver VR Game so that they could play it in real life. The problem starts when its military programming that was left in gets reactivated by the protagonist's sister dramatically "dying" after it scores a "kill" on her and then getting back up. It realizes that its "weapons" aren't lethal, as they're "supposed" to be; to it, the Evolver game is a live fire War Game and refits itself to compensate.
* ''Film/{{Toys}}'': This Robin Williams vehicle focused on the new owner of a toy factory switching production to toy tanks and helicopters armed with real weapons he meant to sell to the military. He also starts a videogame division to get kids into violence in order to have future soldiers. The videogame was actually a simulation/prototype. The new owner's plan was to have kids ''remote-control operate actual war machines without knowing it.''
* ''Film/TheSantaClause'': Tim Allen's character speaks out against his company's design for a Santa in a tank as a toy for the kids.
-->'''Scott Calvin''': Well, isn't that a pretty picture, Santa rolling down the block in a PANZER! Well kids, I... I certainly hope you have been good this year, cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home. Incoming!
* The twist ending of the low-budget Creator/RogerCorman ''Franchise/{{Alien}}'' rip-off ''Film/GalaxyOfTerror'' is [[spoiler: that the pyramid full of flesh-eating beasts and giant rape worms is actually ''a toy'' designed to test young members of the potentially omnipotent "Masters" through [[YourMindMakesItReal solid representations of the subjects' worst fears]]]].
* ''Film/AVeryHaroldAndKumar3DChristmas'' has Wafflebot, a waffle-making robot with searing-hot maple syrup and a waffle iron that can be swung like a metal fist. Harold lampshades this.
-->"It's extraordinarily unsafe, but it did save our lives."
* ''Film/TankGirl''. Sam's Danger Ball is one of these, much to Music/IggyPop's surprise. It shoots out blades when anyone claps their hands nearby.

[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* ''Fanfic/CoreLine'': While other examples exist throughout the setting, a specific one appears on the short story ''FanFic/LegendsOfTheFourthOfJulyCoreline'': The "''Fake''huggers", mechanical replicas of [[Franchise/{{Alien}} the Facehugger]] that are programmed to act just like the real thing, except that they knock their victims out with non-lethal sonic stunners instead. Meant as a practical joke, the scared reactions of people to the Fakehuggers' attacks (which included ''[[DeadlyPrank various fatal heart attacks]]'') drove their developing company to ruin.

* There is a joke whose origin nobody can point out, but had been popular in the Eastern Bloc:
-->'''Dad''': What have you done today at school?\\
'''Little Johnny''': We made nitroglycerin in the chemistry class.\\
'''Dad''': And which classes do you have tomorrow at school?\\
'''Little Johnny''': What school, dad?

* In Creator/RobertAHeinlein's ''Literature/HaveSpaceSuitWillTravel'', Kip accidentally sets fire to the barn where he has his lab. His mother worries but his father merely comments that one should be careful about making explosives in a frame building. However, Kip is in his mid to late teens, old enough that entrusting him with flammable or corrosive substances wouldn't be considered out and out negligence even in this day and age.
** ''Literature/TheRollingStones'': After Cas and Pol are arrested on Mars for tax evasion, their father notes that at least it wasn't for experimenting with atomics inside city limits - ''this'' time.
* The ''Literature/AlcatrazSeries'' has teddy bears that double as hand grenades. They are explicitly designed to be used by kids for self defense.
* In the Creator/PhilipKDick short story "War Games", Earth has a safety board inspecting toys from Titan, with whom they are having a political Cold War, but whose goods are still popular. We see at least one dangerous toy--a VR costume-suit which causes the wearer to lose contact with reality. The safety board is afraid everything could be like this, so they have a paranoid eye on everything--[[spoiler: excepting a board game that looks like a Monopoly variation, but isn't. (No, the board game doesn't count unless you consider undermining capitalism dangerous.)]]
* The short story ''Bobo's Star'' has kids in the future being given their own miniature star-creation kits at home. The titular character's star turns into a black hole and devours the Earth because [[NotNowKiddo nobody would listen to him]].
* The Creator/StephenKing story "Battleground", part of the ''Literature/NightShift'' collection, has a hitman who killed a toy designer attacked by an army of toy soldiers, complete with air support. [[spoiler:They eventually kill him by breaking out a tiny nuclear weapon.]]
* Something similar happens when [[DeathTakesAHoliday Death substitutes for the local Santa equivalent]] in ''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Hogfather]]''. A little girl asks for a sword (as well as a few other gender-abnormal toys). He gives her one (Death does not have a very good grasp of parenting), although he's eventually convinced to take it back.
--> '''Store Owner:''' You can't give her that! It's not safe!\\
'''Death:''' [[AC:It's a sword. They're not ''meant'' to be safe. Besides, it's educational.]]\\
'''Horrified Parent:''' But what if she ''cuts'' herself?\\
'''Death:''' [[AC:That will be an important lesson.]]
* ''Discworld/{{Thud}}'': Lampshaded where Sam Vimes suspects there are intruders in his house and is looking for a weapon. Sadly, he's in his son's bedroom, and he notes he and his wife completely overlooked the range of toys with sharp steel parts. He settles for the leg of a rocking horse.
* ''Literature/HarryPotter''
** Playing cards that [[MadeOfExplodium explode]], albeit without much force.
** Marbles that squirt nasty-smelling liquid in your face when you lose a point.
** Dudley owns a small, working tank ''that he once ran over the neighbor's dog with''.
** Chess pieces that beat each other to death probably deserve a mention.
** Bludgers in the Quidditch games. They can give somebody a pretty nasty concussion if they hit you in the head, and knocking you off your broomstick at certain heights is also dangerous in and of itself.
** Fanged Frisbees, living frisbees that have teeth on their edges.
** How about the actual broomsticks? They can travel over 100 mph, they fly more than high enough to cause fatal falls, and kids ride them without any licenses, seat belts, safety equipment, lights, or air traffic rules. Even in blinding rain and thunderstorms. Neville, Harry, and a few other characters actually sustain broken bones and concussions from falling off brooms, but nobody in the wizard world seems to think broomsticks are ''dangerous.''
*** Well, this ''is'' a world where broken bones can be fixed with a flick of a wand, provided the person actually knows the spell. Even missing bones can be regrown with a magic potion. And first-years (generally) aren't allowed to have their own brooms; in fact, that's generally when they have lessons for using them over the course of the year.[[note]]Harry was given special dispensation because of his natural flying skills, to the point that he was actually named Seeker of the Quidditch team--a position ''specifically requiring'' excellent flying skills with a broomstick.[[/note]] There are toy brooms that only hover a few feet off the ground.
** {{Love Potion}}s. As illustrated in Half-Blood Prince, they are incredibly potent and [[PowerPerversionPotential ripe for abuse]], being not much more than magical date rape drugs. They are apparently unregulated other than not being allowed on school grounds, and are openly marketed and sold to children in [[BlackComedyRape a joke shop]]. This one has not gone unnoticed by the author or the characters; Harry at one point compares love potions to Dark magic.
* ''Literature/HowToBeASuperhero'' warns the would-be superhero about putting his name to merchandise without checking its safety, citing such previous PR disasters as Captain Feline and Blackie the Wonder-Cat's "Kitty-Fun" playsets (a variety of ways for a child to torture a cat) and the Mr Inferno dressing-up kit (one costume, one bottle of kerosene, one box of matches)
* [[Literature/ConfessionsOfGeorgiaNicolson Georgia Nicolson]] worries about her little sister's "Pantalitzer" doll, described as having a terrifying face, steel forks for hands, and easily detachable parts that hurt when thrown at Georgia.
* In ''[[Literature/GarrettPI Cruel Zinc Melodies]]'', a little dwarf girl begs Garrett to help her parents, who've been beaten up by something in a basement. Before venturing down, Garrett borrows her helmet, axe and sword, which are child-sized but fully functional; apparently it's normal for dwarves to ''encourage'' their kids to play with My Little Panzer.
* In Creator/ChinaMieville's "An End To Hunger", the hacker Aykan brags about his idea for a nanobot-based children's game. His idea is that children would inject themselves with nanobots from a kit, then challenge other kids with similar bots in ''their'' blood, mix drops of their respective red stuff together and see whose bots won the resulting battle. Like having MyLittlePanzer in your child's ''hands'' wasn't AdultFear enough...
* There are plenty of (usually comedic) fantasy novels whose protagonists reminisce about having a morningstar instead of a rattle.

[[folder: Live-Action TV ]]
* In the 70's, ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' had toy maker Irwin Mainway (played by Creator/DanAykroyd) appear on a consumer watchdog show called "Consumer Probe", and hopelessly defend his company's extremely dodgy and dangerous products, and drawing comparisons with the dangers of actual commonplace products. In one episode, he tried to defend a series of Halloween costumes, including "Johnny Space Commander Mask" (simply a plastic bag and a rubber band), "The Invisible Pedestrian" ("NOT FOR BLIND KIDS!"), "Johnny Combat Action Costume" (which comes with an actual working rifle, ammo not included. Allegedly popular in Detroit), and "Johnny Human Torch" (oil-soaked rags and an oversized torch. "It lights up the night!")
** Then you got "Bag O' Glass", along with its spin-offs Bag O' Nails, Bag O' Bugs, Bag O' Vipers, and last but not least, Bag O' Sulfuric Acid.
** One of those pathetic attempts to defend his products involved a harmless toy phone; Mainway argued kids could choke themselves with the long stretchy cord. These days, what with the CPSC wiping out long cords of all sorts on kids' toys, the dangerous phone is a [[FunnyAneurysmMoment funny aneurysm]] (much like most things on ''SNL'').
** ''SNL'' also had "HappyFunBall". It was a kid's toy with an [[SideEffectsInclude increasingly bizarre disclaimer]], containing warnings such as "May suddenly accelerate to unsafe speeds" and "If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head," culminating with the famous quote, "[[MemeticMutation Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball]]". Link to sketch [[http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/happy-fun-ball/n10032/ here.]]
** Lots of the ''SNL'''s fake toy commercials are for toys that would never be sold in real life (whether it's because they're physically dangerous, will cause complaints from MoralGuardians who think that kids are impressionable enough to be screwed up by what they play with, or are just plain useless and/or lame). Some examples include: Gangsta Bitch Barbie (comes with Jolly Ranchers, a pack of Newport cigarettes, and a restraining order against her boyfriend Tupac Ken), Nerf Crotch Bats, Big Red (A viking who sprays massive gushers of blood-red liquid), Litter Critters (using cat crap to make clay figurines), and the recent dangerous toy commercial, Li'l Poundcake (a doll that administers vaccinations against the HP virus for girls under 10).
* ''Merrick And Rosso'' had a sketch involving two modified remote controlled toys from hell; One being a WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine with a buzzsaw on the front, the other being a Barbie-style van with a [[KillItWithFire flamethrower]], both tearing up mundane toys. (Except the official Merrick and Rosso [[NonActionGuy inaction]] figures)
* ''Series/{{MADtv}}'' had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xP-6xhauf4 "Spishak's 'Hey, It's Ovens for Kids!'"]], a children's ''gas oven''.
** [[AcmeProducts Spishak's]] products in general, actually. Besides the above, there's Yule Blazers (plutonium-powered Christmas lights), the Bris-O-Tine (a mini-guillotine designed for circumcision), the Snoorfpk (a spoon/fork/knife combo), etc.
* A number of the [[MadScientist Mad's]] contributions to the Invention Exchange on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' fit this trope: a flame-throwing Godzilla figure and the Unhappy Meal are just two examples, and Joel and the 'Bots would call Dr. F out for his depravity.
* In the ''Series/GetSmart'' episode "Our Man in Toyland", Max and 99 take on defeat a bunch of KAOS agents in the toy department of a department store using only the (highly-destructive) normal toys on sale there, up to and including the knockout blow, Destro the toy nuclear missile.
-->'''Agent 99''': Max... you were wonderful!
-->'''Maxwell Smart, Agent 86''': No 99, the real credit belongs to these toys. After all, we had at our disposal every fiendish and destructive plaything ever devised for the pleasure of little children. Those poor devils, all they had were real guns and bullets.
* In Creator/{{Loriot}}'s classic sketch "Weihnachten bei Hoppenstedts" ("Christmas at the Hoppenstedt's"), Father Hoppenstedt buys for his offspring a model nuclear power plant. It makes "[[StuffBlowingUp poof!]]" if you did a mistake while assembling it. It ''does'' go 'poof', [[spoiler: blowing a hole through the floor and into the apartment beneath]].
* On ''Series/StargateSG1'' the [[HordeOfAlienLocusts replicators]] were created by the android Reese, to keep her company and entertain her. Over time the human population of that world grew distrustful of her, so she gave the replicators the [[GoneHorriblyRight ability to defend themselves]], [[GreyGoo to the great detriment of the other inhabitants of the planet,]] [[ApocalypseHow and many others as well.]]
* On ''Series/{{CSINY}}'', an exploding-cigar murder was traced back to a young man who'd targeted a back-of-the-comic-book toy dealer. As kids, he and his best friend had taken a comic book ad's boastful claim that a cardboard submarine could take you on "amazing undersea adventures" literally, and she drowned in a lake.
* ''Series/RoboCopTheSeries'' has this in spades with the Commander Cash toys. BlackComedy aside, these toys can seriously kill and maim. For example there is a Commander Cash action figure (The Commander Cash Nighty-Night doll) that is actually a fully functional hand grenade, And it's pitched as a bedtime buddy!
* Joked about in an episode of ''Series/{{Mythbusters}},'' in which the main duo were trying to determine whether a Hot Wheels car could defeat a real car in a short distance race down a hill, when both are running entirely on momentum. Both Adam and Jamie build their own custom toy cars for the purpose, with Adam's offering being effectively a block of lead with wheels. When Adam jokingly comes up with an advertisement for his creation, Jamie joins in, adding, "and if you throw it at your brother really hard, it could kill him!"
* In ''Series/UltraSeven'', Alien Chibull ("Android Zero Directive") built toys that looked real and could shoot and harm for real. At midnight, he planned to summon unsuspecting children who bought his toys and turn them into ChildSoldiers. That is, until he drew the attention of the Ultra Guard.
* One comedy variety show had a series of sketches for Toy Planet product recalls, including such gems as razor-edged frisbees, solid, heavy footballs, and an industrial-strength slinky - composed entirely of a spring that looked like it came out of the suspension of a railway wagon. The footballs and frisbees are seen to cause injury, but the probably-dangerous-in-reality slinky is simply shown to disappoint the children.[[spoiler: it simply stops on the second-from-top step upon release, rolls off to the side and stops.]]
* Australian youth program Saturday Morning Fly had a joke ad regarding hating hackeysackers. What do you do about them? Chuck them a hackeysack which explodes!
* ''James May's Toy Stories'' often features this trope by its very premise. The aim is to revive interest or nostalgia for the classic toys James grew up with, by way of using them to accomplish something far beyond their original scope. By definition, it means doing things that the intended child market could not hope to achieve, and by extension, it's usually something that would be ridiculously dangerous for them to attempt. For example, one episode builds a working drawbridge in Liverpool out of nothing but Meccano pieces (punched metal beams and fasteners, similar to an American Erector Set). Playing with this toy ultimately takes a team of architects, a group of engineering students, construction equipment, and a safety harness for the ceremonial crossing.

* Musician Music/DoctorSteel has this as his gimmick, too. That and megalomania.
** In "Lament for a Toy Factory", he mentions "babies with buzzsaws, dollies with knives, gasoline-filled super soakers" as the too-drastic toy designs that got him fired... and were later used for revenge against the factory.
*** Fortunately, he has an ever-growing volunteer army of Toy Soldiers who are trained to use them responsibly. And by responsibly I mean hilariously. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} And by trained I mean gratuitously hinted.]]
* Music/InsaneClownPosse's "Toy Box" (from their ''Riddle Box'' album) has a bullied schoolboy making these toys ''on purpose'' in order to kill his tormentors in revenge. He then brings them to class for "Show and Tell," which results ''practically the entire class'' getting strangled by Slinkies, decapitated by sword-wielding robot figurines, and - most horrifyingly of all - shot to death by cute rubber duckies that go "Squeeku....squeeku....BANG!" FauxAffablyEvil to the max, especially with a Howdy Doody-like voice cheerily announcing: "Nothin' beats a good hardy-har-har, right, boys 'n' girls?!"

[[folder: Newspaper Comics]]
* In ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'', Oliver Wendell Jones's father gives him a chemistry set as a gift. Said chemistry set is promptly used to genetically engineer what is supposed to be a long-tailed hamster, but ends up making a number of freakish mutants. You'd think Oliver's father would have learned his lesson from the Pentagon hacking, homemade nuke, and subliminal hypnosis incidents...

[[folder: Tabletop Games]]
* ''1001 Science Fiction Weapons'' for D20, contains a chapter each on scuttlebombs and attack drones. Some may well be mistaken for toys, and are often designed like this deliberately by unsavoury characters. The simpler ones are attack drones that can be made to look like toy helicopters, robot butterflies and robotically animated teddy bears, but have scalpel blades or miniature power tools stuck on. Other such "toys" may be able to fire lasers, inject poisons or pathogens, or explode.
* Quite a few of these can crop up in ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse,'' usually as a result of [[EvilInc Pentex]]'s ongoing attempts to corrupt the world. Created and distributed by Avalon Inc, Pentex's resident toy business, many of these toys have been corrupted or infested by the power of the [[EldritchAbomination Wyrm]], usually just for the sake of turning kids into sociopaths, but occasionally for more violent ends: for example, the Doctor Chuckles Surgery Kit, which not only magically imbues children with a lifetime of surgical knowledge, but comes complete with a syringe of paralyzing venom so they can "[[ColdBloodedTorture practice]]" on family members!

[[folder: Radio]]
* The now-defunct Mexican music station "Radioactivo 98.5", during TheNineties and early 2000s ran every holiday season spoof toy adds of "Juguetes Radioactivos: Ofensivos Inhumanos" (Radioactive Toys: Offensive and Inhumane), which included [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42UANGGV57M "Uzi el Oso"]] (Uzi the Bear: Under this adorable guise you'll find a destructive arsenal never found in a stuffed toy! Just twist it an arm and you'll discover why it's creators were locked in an insane asylum!), [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uAVvSUF9x0 "La Bomba"]] ([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Bomb]], which becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment in light of [[WarOnTerror recent events]]), [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpxwhd2tazM "Infectors"]] (a parody of ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'': Collect all the different Infectors: Ghonorreal, Salmonellator, Typhoideak and others! Have fun infecting your friends!), [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVqo_KD8pw "La Maquina de Raspados"]] (In Spanish "Raspado" means ice-cream ''and'' scrape/abrasion, making it in reality "The Scrape Machine": Feel its rigor with its six blades, turn the lever and you'll even scrap the bone!).

[[folder: Video Games ]]
* In ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG'', Gaz has a Geno doll. Even before it becomes possessed, it has a "Shooting Star Shot" that is capable of knocking a grown man out if it hits.
* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoClassic'' had explosive RC cars.
* One of the early missions in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'' involves using a toy helicopter to carry timed explosives into an uncompleted building to blow it up. Security guards and construction workers come after it once they catch on to your charade, but you can kill them by [[HelicopterBlender running the chopper into them]].
* Subsequently in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', after you buy Zero's shop, all of the three missions you must do for Zero involve My Little Panzers. The first involves defending from a swarm of RC planes dropping bombs with a ''minigun'', and the second has you using a prototype RC biplane armed ''with an infinite-ammo cannon'' to kill employees of Berkley RC, Zero's arch-rival in the business of RC toys. [[IncrediblyLamePun Serious business]] indeed.
-->'''Zero''': They're not 'toys'! They're just smaller!
** Oh, and the third? Seems like the actual use for these things: a car tries to drive a road into a base. Berkley's helicopter drops obstacles that your helicopter has to remove. Bentley also has actual tanks shooting at his car, albeit with low-powered ammo for their size. You have access to antitank bombs.
* ''VideoGame/GotchaForce'' is a game about an invasion by toy-sized robots and the other toy-sized robots who resist them. [[spoiler:[[CombiningMecha They get bigger.]]]]
* The ''VideoGame/WarioLand4'' Wario car action figure-like enemies. Oh the irony of a toy based on Wario driving his car being something that's dangerous enough to kill him in the toy themed levels. It also had a metal spike on the front (hence how it was so dangerous), could drive through more spikes, and was apparently a pretty good throwing weapon.
* While not [[HumongousMecha toys]] by any means, the [[AMechByAnyOtherName Scoobies]] from ''VideoGame/PhantomCrash'' are often piloted by children. In fact, the shop owner who sells you upgrades gets [[WhatTheHellHero called out]] by one of the top pilots for essentially selling weapons to children. The shop owner brushes it off and it's never brought up again.
* The foot-tall Robos of ''VideoGame/CustomRobo'' are actually pretty harmless themselves, despite being able to shoot lasers, bombs, or [[AbnormalAmmo swords]]. They can only work within specialized arenas called Holosseums. Except illegal parts can do rather horrible things to whoever uses them, and the local [[EldritchAbomination Cthulhu]] happens to have accidentally possessed one. These behaviors might be excusable, since they're not well known. The part where losing in a Holosseum knocks you head first into the ground and quite often knocks you unconscious might not pass the [=CSPA=] muster.
** That last bit happens only when the "safety switch" is off, which allows the robos to use their abilities to the fullest extent. Regular, day-to-day Holosseum battles are massive {{nerf}}s of the robos so that no one is hurt. Illegal parts are actually capable of ''killing'' someone if the switch is off (though this is rare, even with the ridiculously powerful illegal parts)... this is why they're '''illegal'''.
* The eponymous fireplace of ''VideoGame/LittleInferno'' is powerful enough to consume virtually anything in its fires, and the player is encouraged to throw in things like batteries and chainsaws.
* Warthog's ending in ''VideoGame/TwistedMetal 4'' which is a parody of General Jumbo, except the opposite way. He wished for a world with unending warfare, so he gets put in a sandbox with other little toy versions of the other competitors. And then they came out with ''Twisted Metal: Small Brawl''.
* In the pre-war backstory of ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'', REPCONN sold rocket souvenirs filled with actual radioactive rocket fuel, which kids mistook for Nuka-Cola, and subsequently developed a sickness called the "REPCONN Shakes". They subsequently unloaded their stock at the Dino-Bite gift shop in Novac, where they sat for the next 200 years.
** Euclid's C-Finder is a toy gun that is actually the target designator for the Archimedes II KillSat. Not quite a straight example because it wasn't ''designed'' as a toy, some kid just found it in the post-apocalyptic rubble and used it as one until the PlayerCharacter gets hold of it. Luckily for the kid, Archemdes II itself isn't activated unless you do something about it.
* In ''VideoGame/DawnOfTheDragons'', several of the familiars the player can collect are toys created by the gnome inventor Bosso. Said toys are usually faithful reproductions of World Raid boss monsters, like the toy based on an acid-spitting dragon that also spits acid, the toy based on a dragon with retractable spines that also has retractable spines, and the toy based on a dragon that literally overflowed with power that is also MadeOfExplodium. According to the flavor text of various items, at least one child was nearly killed when she hugged the spiky dragon toy too hard (luckily there was a cleric with healing magic nearby). One jerk accidentally killed his mistress with the exploding dragon toy, and then used another one to kill his wife on purpose. Then he got run over by a carriage and went to hell for his sins. [[NeverMyFault He had the gall to blame Bosso for it]] claiming that he wouldn't have been tempted to commit murder if Bosso's toys didn't make murder so easy. Bosso also made a dragon toy big enough to ride (which is a mount in-game) that is covered with spikes, claiming they are a safety feature. When the player character calls Bosso out on it, he claims that he meant that the spikes would make it safer for the person riding it, not the people in its way. Bosso is perfectly aware that his toys are dangerous. [[MadArtist He just thinks that safety isn't as important as making his toys as accurate as possible]].
* ''VideoGame/PowerPete'': The title character, a popular action figure, emerges from his packaging to travel through the Toy Mart, collecting additional weapons and power-up accessories in order to fight off other toys while rounding up the escaped Fuzzy Bunnies. Several are VERY dangerous, including the Summer Fun™ Backyard Flamethrower (which was actually recalled in-universe, but a few boxes were missed), exploding birthday cakes and power-up accessories that activate a spreading ring of fireballs and geyser-like explosions, with lethal results for enemy toys that get caught in their path.
* In ''VideoGame/EternalFighterZero'', we have Unknown, one of the {{Final Boss}}es: Her fighting style involves using a vast array of toys, included, but not limited to toy knives, [[GirlsLoveStuffedAnimals plushies]], [[DropTheHammer a squeaking mallet]], even a huge surprise barrel, which she can drop on her opponent's head; and her Final Memory involves riding on a giant plushie to ram her opponent.
* Krogan in ''Franchise/MassEffect'' have a children's board game called Giant Fire-Breathing [[SandWorm Thresher Maws]] of Doom. It's played with actual flamethrowers. As a demonstration of how tough krogan are, they're affected by a SterilityPlague, at least one krogan character is annoyed at how krogan children are "coddled" as a result, and ''they play children's games with weapons that inhibit their HealingFactor''.

[[folder: Web Animation ]]
* ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad Emails]]'': It's implied that practically everything sold at Bubs' concession stand is highly unsafe and quite possibly illegal. The most overt example would be Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit, whose slogan is "We have no idea what's inside this box!"
** The Stab Yourself! Try ''not'' to stab yourself!
** Not ''everything'' Bubs sells is dangerous. The stuff he sells out back on the black market is quality goods. In fact, in his capacity as a black marketeer, he's so devoted to customer satisfaction (as opposed to his capacity as an official businessman, in which he relies on not having any competition) that if you specifically want something that will cause an allergic reaction, he'll sell you the allergenic stuff.
*** Though he sold Strong Bad a pinata that was filled with...
-->'''Homestar:''' [singing] Bwoken glass, Bwoken glass, Bwoken glass Bwoken glass!
* The ''WebAnimation/BravestWarriors'' episode "Dimension Garden" revealed that Chris and Beth owned a sword and shield and a flamethrower, respectively as children. That's to say nothing of Wallow's collection of toys including such wholesome ones as Princess Dysentery, Colonial Plague Caitlin, Chlamydia-Eyes Cat, and Menigicoccal Meningitis Paco.
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I HAVE]] [[ToiletHumor FREQUENT URGES TO DEFECATE!]]

[[folder: Web Comics ]]
* ''WebComic/{{Narbonic}}'': In "A Week of December 18th Story", a parody of ''Film/AChristmasStory'', little (future MadScientist) Helen's Christmas toy of choice is the [=BioBeam=] 8000 gamma irradiator with 5-liter containment chamber, cesium 137 radiation source, optional remote monitoring station, and a thing on top that tells the time.
** This is apparently [[http://www.gamma-medical.de/products_bestrahlungstechnik_biobeam.html a real piece of equipment.]]
*** Except for the thing on the top that tells the time.
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' presents... [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110209 Castle Heterodyne nursery!]] With a doll of a MonsterClown to end all {{Monster Clown}}s (possibly by rolling them into one big clownball and then ripping it into ribbons).
** There was a tentative example in the form of [[FormallyNamedPet Mr. Hissyfit]], a mechanical snake that was given to Theopolous [=DuMedd=] as a baptismal gift by his aunt Lucrezia. Mr. Hissyfit went active during the ceremony, pushed the bishop into the punch bowl and tried to eat Theo's father. The reason this is a tentative example is that we do not know if this was a thoughtful gift or an elaborate assassination attempt. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100219#.VSpeMvmUeSo As seen here, Lucrezia had good reasons to hate Theo's parents, but also seems to have fond childhood memories of Mr. Hissyfit.]]

[[folder: Web Original]]
* There are two major groups that create these in the Wiki/{{SCP|Foundation}} universe. Dr. Wondertainment creates toys that often just fly in the face of physics, and are safe when used properly. Of course, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-846 one]] of them has such features as a [[KillitWithFire fire drill]], a [[StuffBlowingUp boom ray]], an [[NukeEm Atomic Grenade]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Robo Dance]]. The Factory, on the other hand, appears to make its various objects with malicious intent behind them, and are very dangerous even when used properly. Many other toy [=SCPs=] exist, some just weird, some threaten the world itself.
* ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan:''
** In "Bowser Junior Goes to Disney World", [[ShowWithinAShow Doofy the Dragon]] advertises Doofy-O's cereal, with a knife as the prize that wins them a trip to Disney World inside specially marked boxes.
** In "[[BirthdayEpisode Bowser Junior's 7th Birthday!]]" Chef Pee Pee buys Junior a "Can You Kill Doofy?" party game, complete with a real knife to pin on Doofy.
** In "Bowser's Driver's License", during a Doofy the Dragon-themed [=McDonald's=] commercial, as if the burger with nails, broken glass, and a mouse trap wasn't bad enough, Doofy also advertises nine-millimeter guns as happy meal toys.
** In "Bowser Junior's Game Night 3", when Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy play "What's in Ned's Head?", Jeffy manages to find a real loaded gun in Ned's head. Junior and Cody even question why someone would put it in a children's board game.
* The {{Creepypasta}} "Real Action Toys" is about a toy company that released a full bunch of ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' deadly toys, starting from Mario and Luigi rubber figure with hard heads that can easily hurt children, to Bowser and Bowser Jr. toys spitting real fire up to a Koopa Troopa toy that bounces and spins around [[UpToEleven while shooting fireballs and rusty nails and also emitting seizure-inducing lights]].

[[folder: Western Animation ]]
* The Boyfriend Helmet in ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'': a MindControlDevice '''marketed as a toy for children.''' Made even worse as the helmet can actually ''[[BodyHorror fuse to the victim's head,]] guaranteeing permanent mind control.''
-->'''Number 4:''' They ''sell'' these things?
-->'''Number 5:''' Well, they ain't cheap.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** Homer buys Maggie an Army Base playset with actually working, '''explosive''' missiles. When Marge points out how dangerous it is, Homer claims it's perfectly safe, but is stabbed, zapped, and shot by the toy.
** Another example was a cereal with jagged steel letter O's in it. It was supposed to be a prize, not eaten, but the regular cereal was not much better. At the end of the episode, Bart reveals to Lisa the new and improved Krusty cereal: "Flesh-eating bacteria in every box!"
--->'''Reporter:''' What about that little boy who got appendicitis from eating your cereal?
--->'''Krusty:''' To prove that this metal O is harmless, I will personally eat one. (eats the O) See? There's nothing-- (starts screaming and writhing) Oh, boy! This thing is shredding my insides!
--->'''Sideshow Mel:''' Er, Krusty, that wasn't the metal one, that was a regular Krusty O.
--->'''Krusty:''' It's poison!
** The Krusty doll in a "Treehouse of Horror" episode had a [[MoralityDial switch that let you flip it between good and evil.]]
** Most of Krusty's toys were dangerous in some sense or other. This is because Krusty is such a corporate whore that he'll put his name and approval on anything that he's paid to, no matter how dangerous, and his [[{{Pun}} die-hard]] fans will buy anything with his name on it, regardless of quality or safety.
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'', Dan Halen Industries sold a baby crib that was so dangerous, critics called it a "Baby Deathtrap". The company sued for trademark infringement, as it sold actual Baby Deathtraps: teddy bears bristling with electric spikes.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/YinYangYo'' had a villain who manufactured these because he loved money and hated children. The most memorable and blatant were probably "Eyebiters", which were exactly what they say on the tin.
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** The episode "Good Times with Weapons" has the boys trick a county fair vendor into selling them several dangerous ninja weapons. It ends in an {{Anvilicious}} note when their parents are more concerned with nudity (Cartman appeared naked under the delusion that he was invisible) than the fact they [[EyeScream stabbed Butters in the eye with a ninja star]].
** Other dangerous toys include: Chinpokomon (the toys themselves weren't dangerous, but they were pawns in a plot to brainwash kids into bombing Pearl Harbor), Wild Wacky Action Bike (the kid who tried to ride it in the commercial crashed into the underside of a truck), Alabama Man and Wife (teaches boys to be drunken, wife-beating trailer trash), Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (teaches girls to be like Paris Hilton, and even comes with 14 hits of ecstasy), and a make-your-own Mr. Hankey play set, whose commercial was filmed in live-action.
* The Reptar wagon in the first ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' movie. Who would give their babies a toy that can spew real fire? In fact, everything Stu Pickles devised in ''Rugrats'' fits this trope. There's a store full of these played for laughs in the episode "Toy Palace", including Avogadro the Alligator, which is powered by cold fusion, and the [[UpToEleven really insane]] TimeMachine. And yes, the time machine is explicitly labeled as for kids.
* In ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', any toy created by Toyman fits the trope. Most notably, the Dopey Dough he throws on the unsuspecting Superman:
-->'''Toyman''': "Uhhh, maybe you should read the warning?? Dopey Dough is a ''lethal biogenic organism''. Contact with the skin can prove ''fatal''. It won't stop growing until it ''asphyxiates its host''. '''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking NOT for children under 30.]]'''"
* As a homage to superheroes, something similar shows up in ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'', with Quackerjack's toys. 'Don't play with Quackerjack toys, they're dangerous!' was once said before the child in question threw the toy. She had to pull the pin first.
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' has some of Ed's toys, including an action figure of a small monster that acted as a flamethrower when its string was pulled, to the surprise of Edd when Ed was in a bad mood and they were using it in a puppet show.
** As Eddy put it: "Nice toy!"
** He also has a cranked toy which walks forwards and chomps its jaws, which ''[[AmusingInjuries ripped a hole through]] [[TorsoWithAView Eddy's stomach]]'':
--->'''Eddy''': Your stupid toy ate my breakfast!
* ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'' had an episode where they accidentally create perpetual energy using a child's chemistry set. The Red Guy kidnaps them to recreate it.
* Subverted in ''WesternAnimation/BigGuyAndRustyTheBoyRobot'', where the consumer models of Rusty are perfectly harmless. Unless, the Legion Ex Machina hijacks their AI to do robot conquest bidding. Turns out Dr. Donovan just lowered the intelligence on them, but ''left all of the military hardware in'' and assumed that since the general public doesn't have access to the original Rusty's (effectively nuclear) battery, this wouldn't be a problem. One small retrofit later (which was simple enough that the Rustys themselves could do it with minimal guidance) and the Legion had a small army of flying tactical nukes.
* In ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'', a little alien loses her toy. The toy in question can shapeshift, regenerate, and mimic other people and aliens' special abilities. Not only that but it's actually more technologically advanced than the Omnitrix.
-->''Didn't you see the warning label? Not for [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien children under 3 million years old]].''
* On ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'', everything made by Wacko Toys is intentionally dangerous to children, because the [[CorruptCorporateExecutive CEO]] hates children, and his employees have no problem with it beyond greed. Examples include a board game that punches you if you land on a certain square, another board game where if you mess up you get electrified, a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin bag of tacks]], a robot that starts off friendly before trapping kids within their own houses until they're 18, an exploding frisbee, mechanical alligators, helium-based gum, MadeOfExplodium gum, and a prison disguised as a video game.
** Who ''wouldn't'' want to play such wholesome games as "Left Hook", "Don't Shock Yourself", and "Bag O' Tacks"?
* On ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'', Since [[MegaCorp Misery Inc.]] seeks to torture everyone, it's no surprise that several of their products are aimed at kids.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'' episode "Total Recall", the titular duo have a toy octopus that spits corrosive ink, electrocutes them, has tentacles with the sucking force of a real octopus and explodes randomly. Among Oz's collection of recalled toys, there's "baby's first nail gun", a fire truck that functions as a flamethrower, dolls that spit acid, a doll whose arms fly off at 100 mph, a ball covered in teeth, a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin sock full of nickels]] and a model warship with real weaponry (which was recalled because it was a [[ComicallyMissingThePoint choking hazard]]).
* In the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' pilot, Peter is fired after unsafe toys are released when he falls asleep on the job. Such toys including a bottle of pills inside a "[[BlandNameProduct Pound Poochy]]", a hatchet being marketed as a silly-ball, and a "Baby Heimlich Doll" with a built-in flamethrower.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Robotomy}}'' has Tickle Me Psycho, a Toys/MyPetMonster-meets-Tickle Me Elmo-style doll with the screechy, nasal voice of Creator/GilbertGottfried who acts like a complete {{Jerkass}} to robot kids (in the commercial, he stole a kid's drink, drank it, and tossed the cup in the child's face, ripped another kid's fingers off and ate them, and tore a third kid's "I Love You" card and kicked him. It ends with Tickle Me Psycho yelling, "I can't stand kids!") and is plotting a war against them.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'' has the Cluster deceiving Jenny into letting her image be used in the creation of action figures that would later attempt to destroy her. They were turned off at the end by a power switch; Brad refuses to believe [[DitzyGenius Krackus]] [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough would be stupid enough]] to control them through a power switch, leading Tuck to prove how stupid he actually is in order to break Brad's WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief. Vexus scolds Krackus for his design plan after they're defeated.
** An inversion of sorts from the same show is Killgore, a little wind-up toy robot with delusions of being a master criminal. Despite almost getting the better of Jenny a couple of times, no one takes him seriously, as he's too darn adorable.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Robotboy}}'' had a store clerk copying Robotboy's image to create "[[ShoddyKnockoffProduct Roboboys]]" (note the omission of the 'T') that predictably went berserk. To differentiate them from Robotboy the horns, lower legs and hands came in a multitude of colors.
* {{Averted|Trope}} in just the setting you might expect to find this in, what with all the talk/creation of allegedly dangerous summer activities in ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''. On the other hand, The Har D Har Toy Company, featured in the episode "Toy to the World" , produces toys that seem to go in the opposite direction of this trope, including such gems as Shimmy Jimmy, the Perry the Platypus Inaction Figure and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Brick]] (It's fun!), although the last one could potentially be dangerous if dropped.
* In ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible: So the Drama'', Dr. Drakken's plan is to buy Bueno Nacho, give away little toy robots to customers, then activate them to become an unstoppable army of [[KillerRabbit adorable killer robots]].
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Sidekick}}'' a supervillain's evil plan was to sell thousands of Eric action figures in Splitsboro, which later turn out to be an army of killer robots.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'' Christmas episode ''The Toy That Saved Christmas'', the eponymous toy is a "Buzz-Saw Louie" that has gained a conscience and seeks to stop the over-commercialization of Christmas that resulted in his design and manufacture in the first place. Buzz-Saw Louie dolls have functional buzzsaws in their right arms.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheBatman'' entitled "Cash For Toys" revolved around a toymaker who made incredibly dangerous toys, chief among them a flying platform that took one poor kid flying for miles and left him stranded atop some power lines.
* Very minor example in ''WesternAnimation/DocMcStuffins'': the sword of an action figure in the show is shown to be sharp enough to rip through a plush toy when said plush is swung into the sword in error in the same episode. Given that plush fabric is usually pretty strong material, the sword couldn't have been made of plastic.
* Mild by comparison with some examples, but there was one episode of ''WesternAnmation/FiremanSam'' that ended with Norman Price doing something with a children's chemistry set that required the assistance of the fire brigade.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' episode "Tommy Thunder: Method Actor" when Tommy Thunder comes to visit the Unnamed Village, Dave the Intern announces that as a tie-in with Tommy's latest movie, Meh Burger has cheaply made Meh Meal toys, which he claims are "Guaranteed to have 12% fewer jagged edges". He ends up cutting his fingers on one, which appears to be a metal Nerf football with Tommy's face on it.
* Subverted in the episode "Tag Sale, You're It" of ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'': When Dr. Venture holds a yard sale, Henchman 21 almost cries upon seeing a ''real lightsaber'' for sale. Dr. Venture says it is a prototype, rejected by {{Creator/Kenner}} for being too costly and by the military [[CoolButInefficient for being a sword]]. 21 buys it immediately, and when an EscalatingBrawl breaks out he decides to use his new toy to face down Venture's bodyguard. The sounds and visuals are appropriately badass, but when a swing connects, the beam turns out to be harmless, and he flees in terror.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvaniaTheSeries'' episode "Hide and Shriek", Mavis discovers her old Demented Debbie doll who turns out to be very clingy, wants to have fun all the time, and [[TheCatCameBack is quite difficult to get rid of]]. The commercials for her show her abusing a werewolf girl, wanting to play with her even when the latter doesn't want to, and still pestering her after ''800 years'' because the doll's batteries last forever. When Mavis's Debbie kidnaps her friends, Mavis [[StartXToStopX buys another Debbie to chase the original away]].

[[folder: Real Life]]
* The most infamous: Lawn Darts, which are large, heavy, metal-tipped darts that kids are given to throw at targets placed on their lawn. Needless to say, throwing spearlike "toys" is not a good idea. Consider that lawn darts are the modern equivalent of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plumbata plumbatae]] of the Late Roman Empire. Even worse - the original game required each player to place their target at ''their own feet'' from where you would throw your darts at your opponents targets placed at ''their feet.'' Even six year olds knew this was a bad idea.
* The Atomic Energy Lab pictured above was a real toy. In 1951, A.C. Gilbert introduced his U-238 Atomic Energy Lab, a radioactive learning set we can only assume was fun for the whole math club. For a mere $49.50 (adjusted for inflation: $404.40 in 2009), the kit came complete with three "very low-level" radioactive sources, a Geiger-Mueller radiation counter, a Wilson cloud chamber (to see paths of alpha particles), a spinthariscope (to see "live" radioactive disintegration), four samples of uranium-bearing ores, and an electroscope to measure radioactivity. Naturally this doesn't fly as well as straight up kid's toys today as people are more afraid of radioactivity, although you can get the equivalent at any science or educational supplier.
* Home chemistry sets used to be quite popular for young science nerds. However, fears of poisoning, acid burns, and explosions soon brought the combination of [[FrivolousLawsuit lawsuits]] and MoralGuardians to stop sales. "Chemistry" sets can still be purchased, however they contain practically nothing of any use. Buying a box of baking soda is the same thing.
** Some U.S. states have actually made it illegal to own chemistry glassware, on the grounds that [[HitlerAteSugar they could be used to make methamphetamine]]. Even in states where it is legal, you have to have a license from the Department of Homeland Security.
** These sets are also available in Russia, but they are no match for the fabled Soviet "Kid Chemist" set that included, among other things, strips of magnesium for kids to burn and (not dangerous, but awesome!) a real retort.
* BB Guns, by definition. In the wrong neighborhood, ''any'' sufficiently real-looking gun is dangerous. Plus there's the danger that [[Film/AChristmasStory you'll shoot your eye out, kid]]!
** For this reason there are actual laws in the U.S. and U.K. that demand that any and all toy guns be made in bright, unrealistic colors. You can not buy realistic looking toy guns, even if they're explicitly hooked up to arcade machines or video game systems.
** Similarly, [[Franchise/TransformersGeneration1 the original version]] of the ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' character Megatron transformed from a robot into a Walther P-38 pistol. More recent incarnations have transformed from a robot into [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars a dinosaur]], a jet, or a tank (for example) so that his action figures don't (legally) need to be bright orange. In addition, the Japanese version fired foam pellets. Most other Transformers localizations also had their missile launchers {{nerf}}ed, and the Commemorative Series reissues either had their missiles elongated or the launching mechanisms completely DummiedOut.
*** The ''Transformers Classics'' got around this problem by having [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/File:Megatronclassicstoy.jpg Megatron]] transform into a gun resembling a [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/File:N-strike_maverick.jpg Nerf N-Strike Maverick]] (which in concept makes it an example of this trope).
** Entertech Water Pistols were one of the reasons that toy guns are molded in garish colors now to keep police from misinterpreting a child's toy, and keeping criminals from using them in holdups. The commercial even clearly ''stated'':
-->[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99UPQEFSGVQ "The look! The feel! The sound - so real! ENTERTECH!"]]
** The [[http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2011/11/chris-dumm/obscure-object-of-desire-austin-magic-pistol/ Austin Magic Pistol]] fired ping-pong balls at potentially deadly velocities using an explosive mix of water and calcium carbide. A small, handheld potato cannon. Not only did it produce an impressive fireball from the muzzle, but emitted fire and sparks from the breech that would singe the shooter's wrist, and could melt their face if the breech cap blew off.
* BB and airsoft are flatly illegal in most Australian states. Certain categories of weapon (A, B, C, H) can be acquired as a permanently-non-functional deactivated example or a full-scale model that is not obviously a toy, however, category D and R (the ones an awful lot of gamers will want most) cannot be acquired even in these forms without a special licence (there was a collector in Victoria whose ''Transformers'' collection has to be kept in a vault with full security features as if he was keeping real weapons in there, due to the police deciding that his G1 Megatron's alt-mode looked too much like a real gun.) These rules may be subject to change, so check the police website in your state before deciding to collect replica weapons.
* The Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Kid, which chews anything put between its teeth, including fingers and hair. There ''was'' an off switch -- remove the backpack and the doll shuts off -- but this was only documented in the instruction book, and who reads the instructions on a ''doll?''
* From ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', we have [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html The 5 Least Surprising Toy Recalls of All Time.]] (though as many comments attest, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#Prohibition_on_sale_or_import_into_the_United_States #4 is mostly due to]] ValuesDissonance)
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_Dots#Recall Bindeez]] (the precursor of Aqua Dots) were recalled due to the factory substituting a cheaper chemical that becomes GHB (a ''date rape drug'') in the stomach if you swallowed them. Since they are so small, swallowing them is not a problem. They were re-released as Beados "Featuring the new bead formula."
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Book_of_Chemistry_Experiments The Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments]], which was in [[http://www.sonicbomb.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=96&mode=&order=0&thold=0 one well-known case]] to inspire a boy scout to build a model nuclear device, although the device did not achieve fission but only transmutation, it did contaminate the neighborhood with a substantial amount of radiation and provoke the attention of the authorities.
* Pogs could be painful but not especially harmful if one of the striker discs ricocheted... until some enterprising manufacturers decided to make ''small metal throwing stars'' to fit the role.
* Another ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' example; there used to be a line of toys with the ability to "spark", they would produce light, sound, and exhaust similar to real engines and weapons. They work via an internal steel wheel rubbing a flint, much like a cigarette lighter. Skating ''{{Franchise/Barbie}}'' dolls had similar roller blades to spark up the ground. Needless to say, Hasbro refuses to produce these anymore.
* Most knock-off toys (the kind of things you find at car boot sales, market stalls etc. they're normally based on a popular kid's film or cartoon, for example ''Franchise/SpiderMan'' or ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'') are made with lead paint or will fall apart VERY easily. This is generally done because they're cheap to make and they're generally bought by parents who don't realize the dangers and just see a cheap toy.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucO-tGMebZY Tie 'N Tangle]], a game based on wrapping other players in a web of nylon string, would otherwise be SoBadItsGood based on its [[AccidentalInnuendo unintentional reference to]] [[BoundAndGagged bondage]] had it not been for its significant safety hazards: people can fall and hit their head, be strangled by the cord; etc. Even worse, the cord is too strong to be broken by hand, in case an emergency ''does'' happen. WebVideo/JeepersMedia suggests ''destroying'' this game, as its vintage worth is far outweighed by the hazards it possesses. From the same Website/YouTube channel, and even more dangerous, is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx0tPNf8vbk Traffic Jam.]] Goal: crawl through an 8-foot garbage bag-like tunnel with no air holes to place your balls in the cup at the other end.
* Not so much dangerous as inappropriate: Tesco got condemned after marketing in 2006 [[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html a pole dancing kit for girls. Girls from 6 to 10 years old.]] There's also pole dancing dolls, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8642cM51_4 at least one of which resembles Barbie.]]
* The Super Soaker CPS 2000 was the most powerful toy watergun ever released under the Super Soaker brand. It allegedly caused eye injuries when a target was shot in the face at close range, so it was subsequently redesigned to be less powerful and had warning stickers applied all over it telling the user to never aim it at anybody's face. Even the nerfed version was powerful enough to have recoil though.
* The main reason for missile launchers on US toys being nerfed, completely disabled, or having ridiculously long projectiles dates back to 1979, when a kid choked to death after firing a ''Series/BattlestarGalactica1978'' Colonial Viper missile into his mouth, resulting in Mattel being sued and recalling the toyline.
* Power Wheels Motorcycles were very realistic and dangerous "toy" motorbikes whose accelerators were prone to jamming, leading to many serious or fatal injuries from crashes.
* Cross an inflatable raft with a parasail, and you get the [[http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Recalls/2006/Sportsstuff-Wego-Kite-Tubes-Withdrawn-from-Market-after-Reports-of-Deaths-and-Injuries/ Kite Tube,]] which would soar up to 30 feet in the air, a fall from which could be fatal. The cover bore a skull and crossbones with the statement "Never kite higher than you are willing to fall".
* Sky lanterns, basically candle-propelled paper hot air balloons, are at the mercy of the wind and present a fire hazard if they land while still aflame, leading to their ban in many countries, states, and jurisdictions, including Sanya, China, the city where they were invented.[[note]]Amusingly, when released during Chinese celebrations in the West where they are unfamiliar, they have been reported as UFO sightings. It is possible that they have been deliberately released in known UFO hotspots by those of a trolling mentality, to provoke this reaction.[[/note]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qb20B6X4k This video]] shows a ''working'' miniature stove made in Japan in the 1970s.
* In Victorian times, many toys were sold to or for children that wouldn't be today, making it resemble this trope; although you may prefer to think of it as ValuesDissonance. Mid-range trains and steamships could be powered by some rather heavy metal clockwork systems, and many were driven by live steam. Leaving aside some cast-iron toy ranges, most parents have some sort of weird problem with giving their children a live boiler powered by a naked flame to play with. While [[http://www.deutsches-museum-shop.com/besondere_geschenke/modelle/6000000128449 similar models]] do exist nowadays, they are museum-quality pieces or high-end model engineering out of the price range aimed at children.
* Glass-blowing kits such as that made by Gilbert, who also made home chemistry sets.
* Children's wood-burning kits are still available. Gloves and adult supervision required.