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26th Dec '16 3:54:23 PM nombretomado
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* Anne-Marie Villefranche's ''D'Amour'' series has this in spades. Imagining a totally incongruous voice narrating it, such as {{BRIAN BLESSED}}'s, makes it utterly hilarious.

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* Anne-Marie Villefranche's ''D'Amour'' series has this in spades. Imagining a totally incongruous voice narrating it, such as {{BRIAN BLESSED}}'s, Creator/BrianBlessed's, makes it utterly hilarious.
18th Oct '16 6:54:57 PM nombretomado
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* An early episode of ''{{Friends}}'' has Rachel attempt to write some ("Do you think his 'love stick' can be liberated from its 'denim prison'?"), inspired by Chandler's mother, who writes them professionally. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Luckily for the broadcasters]], she's a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin terrible speller]] so the others can openly mock her typos; the female character is apparently in possession of "heaving beasts", while the man at one point whips out his "huge throbbing pens".

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* An early episode of ''{{Friends}}'' ''Series/{{Friends}}'' has Rachel attempt to write some ("Do you think his 'love stick' can be liberated from its 'denim prison'?"), inspired by Chandler's mother, who writes them professionally. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Luckily for the broadcasters]], she's a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin terrible speller]] so the others can openly mock her typos; the female character is apparently in possession of "heaving beasts", while the man at one point whips out his "huge throbbing pens".
28th Sep '16 12:54:02 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- [[IrregularWebcomic Irregular Podcast! #13]], "The Complete Works of Western Literature"

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-->-- [[IrregularWebcomic [[Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic Irregular Podcast! #13]], "The Complete Works of Western Literature"
19th Aug '16 7:17:01 AM eroock
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->''Overcome with his intense passion, Drake manfully thrust hard with his throbbing equipment, again and again, oblivious to the inevitable consequences of his actions and reveling in the sensual pleasure of using his electric toothbrush in a simple to and fro motion rather than brushing in small circles as his dentist had advised, and hoping that Cecelia would appreciate his minty fresh breath over dinner later that evening more than the damage he was doing to his enamel.''

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->''Overcome ->''"Overcome with his intense passion, Drake manfully thrust hard with his throbbing equipment, again and again, oblivious to the inevitable consequences of his actions and reveling in the sensual pleasure of using his electric toothbrush in a simple to and fro motion rather than brushing in small circles as his dentist had advised, and hoping that Cecelia would appreciate his minty fresh breath over dinner later that evening more than the damage he was doing to his enamel.''"''
30th Jul '16 5:52:52 PM nombretomado
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* Parodied in ''DaveBarry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex'':

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* Parodied in ''DaveBarry's ''Creator/DaveBarry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex'':
2nd Jul '16 1:05:41 PM TheNicestGuy
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'' showed that this could also be used for TheTalk in the episode "Victor. Echo. November." One might need an unabridged dictionary to even begin to unravel the metaphors.
-->'''Dr. Orpheus:''' When young women reach estrus, the lingam craves the stamen-like skills of the Yoni. This is quite natural.
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8th Dec '15 10:32:46 AM erforce
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* In Film/LethalWeapon 4, Ebony Clarke's writing is this all the way, but it apparently sells very pleasure.
--> ... "and the peaks of her pleasure rivalled those of the Himalayas"... have I ever made your pleasure rival the peaks of the Himalayas?

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* In Film/LethalWeapon 4, ''Film/LethalWeapon4'', Ebony Clarke's writing is this all the way, but it apparently sells very pleasure.
--> ...-->'''Riggs:''' (reading)... "and the peaks of her pleasure rivalled those of the Himalayas"... have I ever made your pleasure rival the peaks of the Himalayas?
6th Nov '15 7:43:58 PM nombretomado
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* Parodied in this ''TheRealGhostBusters'' story: ''[[http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=19897&chapter=2 Sweet Temptation]]''. [[spoiler:It turns out to be Slimer watching a cooking show.]]

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* Parodied in this ''TheRealGhostBusters'' ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostBusters'' story: ''[[http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=19897&chapter=2 Sweet Temptation]]''. [[spoiler:It turns out to be Slimer watching a cooking show.]]
1st Sep '15 9:04:08 PM nombretomado
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* Implied in an episode of ''TheNanny'', when Brighton looks up from a book he found lying around and asks: "Dad, what exactly are a persons loins, and how do you make them quiver?"
* On an episode of {{QI}}, it is lamented that there are no attractive slang words for a woman's genitals. Until "twinkle cave" is suggested...
* In one episode of ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'', Mrs. Forrester gets sick and asks Crow to read to her from a book called "Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola". He does, getting more and more uncomfortable with each sentence of the flowery sex scene he recites.

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* Implied in an episode of ''TheNanny'', ''Series/TheNanny'', when Brighton looks up from a book he found lying around and asks: "Dad, what exactly are a persons loins, and how do you make them quiver?"
* On an episode of {{QI}}, ''Series/{{QI}}'', it is lamented that there are no attractive slang words for a woman's genitals. Until "twinkle cave" is suggested...
* In one episode of ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', Mrs. Forrester gets sick and asks Crow to read to her from a book called "Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola". He does, getting more and more uncomfortable with each sentence of the flowery sex scene he recites.
9th Aug '15 5:27:42 PM Prfnoff
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* [[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen MANCARROT.]]

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* [[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen ''Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen'': MANCARROT.]]
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