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28th Sep '16 12:54:02 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- [[IrregularWebcomic Irregular Podcast! #13]], "The Complete Works of Western Literature"

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-->-- [[IrregularWebcomic [[Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic Irregular Podcast! #13]], "The Complete Works of Western Literature"
19th Aug '16 7:17:01 AM eroock
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->''Overcome with his intense passion, Drake manfully thrust hard with his throbbing equipment, again and again, oblivious to the inevitable consequences of his actions and reveling in the sensual pleasure of using his electric toothbrush in a simple to and fro motion rather than brushing in small circles as his dentist had advised, and hoping that Cecelia would appreciate his minty fresh breath over dinner later that evening more than the damage he was doing to his enamel.''

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->''Overcome ->''"Overcome with his intense passion, Drake manfully thrust hard with his throbbing equipment, again and again, oblivious to the inevitable consequences of his actions and reveling in the sensual pleasure of using his electric toothbrush in a simple to and fro motion rather than brushing in small circles as his dentist had advised, and hoping that Cecelia would appreciate his minty fresh breath over dinner later that evening more than the damage he was doing to his enamel.''"''
30th Jul '16 5:52:52 PM nombretomado
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* Parodied in ''DaveBarry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex'':

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* Parodied in ''DaveBarry's ''Creator/DaveBarry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex'':
2nd Jul '16 1:05:41 PM TheNicestGuy
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'' showed that this could also be used for TheTalk in the episode "Victor. Echo. November." One might need an unabridged dictionary to even begin to unravel the metaphors.
-->'''Dr. Orpheus:''' When young women reach estrus, the lingam craves the stamen-like skills of the Yoni. This is quite natural.
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8th Dec '15 10:32:46 AM erforce
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* In Film/LethalWeapon 4, Ebony Clarke's writing is this all the way, but it apparently sells very pleasure.
--> ... "and the peaks of her pleasure rivalled those of the Himalayas"... have I ever made your pleasure rival the peaks of the Himalayas?

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* In Film/LethalWeapon 4, ''Film/LethalWeapon4'', Ebony Clarke's writing is this all the way, but it apparently sells very pleasure.
--> ...-->'''Riggs:''' (reading)... "and the peaks of her pleasure rivalled those of the Himalayas"... have I ever made your pleasure rival the peaks of the Himalayas?
6th Nov '15 7:43:58 PM nombretomado
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* Parodied in this ''TheRealGhostBusters'' story: ''[[http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=19897&chapter=2 Sweet Temptation]]''. [[spoiler:It turns out to be Slimer watching a cooking show.]]

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* Parodied in this ''TheRealGhostBusters'' ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostBusters'' story: ''[[http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=19897&chapter=2 Sweet Temptation]]''. [[spoiler:It turns out to be Slimer watching a cooking show.]]
1st Sep '15 9:04:08 PM nombretomado
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* Implied in an episode of ''TheNanny'', when Brighton looks up from a book he found lying around and asks: "Dad, what exactly are a persons loins, and how do you make them quiver?"
* On an episode of {{QI}}, it is lamented that there are no attractive slang words for a woman's genitals. Until "twinkle cave" is suggested...
* In one episode of ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'', Mrs. Forrester gets sick and asks Crow to read to her from a book called "Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola". He does, getting more and more uncomfortable with each sentence of the flowery sex scene he recites.

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* Implied in an episode of ''TheNanny'', ''Series/TheNanny'', when Brighton looks up from a book he found lying around and asks: "Dad, what exactly are a persons loins, and how do you make them quiver?"
* On an episode of {{QI}}, ''Series/{{QI}}'', it is lamented that there are no attractive slang words for a woman's genitals. Until "twinkle cave" is suggested...
* In one episode of ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', Mrs. Forrester gets sick and asks Crow to read to her from a book called "Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola". He does, getting more and more uncomfortable with each sentence of the flowery sex scene he recites.
9th Aug '15 5:27:42 PM Prfnoff
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* [[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen MANCARROT.]]

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* [[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen ''Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen'': MANCARROT.]]
8th Jul '15 6:48:11 AM Argon2
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This is becoming rare in real romances, which are beginning to eschew floweriness for [[DarkerAndEdgier harder-edged]] (and sometimes downright vulgar) prose. However, Mills and Boon Prose lives on in parodies, often used to invoke InnocentInnuendo. It also occurs in {{fictional document}}s as a form of StylisticSuck. Can involve AnatomicallyImpossibleSex.

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This is becoming rare in real romances, which are beginning to eschew floweriness for [[DarkerAndEdgier harder-edged]] (and sometimes downright vulgar) prose. However, Mills and Boon Prose lives on in parodies, often used to invoke InnocentInnuendo. It also occurs in {{fictional document}}s as a form of StylisticSuck. Can involve AnatomicallyImpossibleSex. If a character uses this trope in first-person narration, that goes under ThinksLikeARomanceNovel.



* Erika Karisawa from ''{{LightNovel/Durarara}}'' doesn't just think like a slash fanfic - she thinks like one written entirely in PurpleProse.

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* Erika Karisawa from ''{{LightNovel/Durarara}}'' doesn't just think like a slash fanfic - she thinks like one written entirely in PurpleProse.
10th Apr '15 11:31:18 AM GoldenWyvern
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* Parodied in Anne Bishop's ''Tangled Webs'', where Jaenelle is reading a bad romance novel and shows her husband a particularly purple passage. He responds, "Sweetheart, if my penis ever does that, you'll be the first to know. Not as my wife, but as a Healer."

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* Parodied in [[Creator/AnneBishop Anne Bishop's Bishop's]] ''Tangled Webs'', where Jaenelle is reading a bad romance novel and shows her husband a particularly purple passage. He responds, "Sweetheart, if my penis ever does that, you'll be the first to know. Not as my wife, but as a Healer."
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