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** ''Any'' given song by Music/{{Poison}}, except for their {{Power Ballad}}s. The most obvious include "[[AudioErotica Talk Dirty To Me]]" and "I Hate Every Bone in Your Body But Mine".

** Averted in "Downtown": Hillary Scott declares that [[IntercourseWithYou this]] isn't going to happen unless a guy performs cunnilingus on her.

** Back during Malice Mizer days, Illuminati. Look at the PV, then at the LIVE. Try to tell me it's about a secret covert group THEN.

* Popular English folk rockers SteeleyeSpan had a lot of fun with the whole thousand-year history of popular songs in English. With the whole history of English song to play with, they proved that a certain obsession with sex and a consequent need to GetCrapPastTheRadar has always been a part of popular music. For instance, ''Drink Down The Moon'' (c. 1450), when you really listen to the lyrics, is ''not'' really about ornithology:

* TenaciousD: "Kielbasa", "Double Team" and the less-than-subtle "Fuck Her Gently" all spring to mind. Of course, they're mostly just lampshading the trope.

->'''Stewie:''' (singing) I want to have [[TropeNamers intercourse with you.]] Uh-oh-yeah. Inter''course'' with you.\\

Let's face it, there's only [[FreudWasRight one thing every living person has on]] [[AllMenArePerverts his]] or [[AllWomenAreLustful her]] [[FreudWasRight mind]] [[spoiler: well, [[{{Asexuality}} almost]]]], ever, so it honestly shouldn't come as that much of surprise that ''most'' songs you're ever going to hear over the course of your entire life are gonna be about or closely related to that one thing. People seem to really like hearing about it, and people seem to equally really like singing about it.

* Ashlee Simpson's "(You Make Me Wanna) La La"; its presence in ''EliteBeatAgents'' somehow ''didn't'' earn the game a Teen rating. The images made the theme even more obvious.

** And also "Rocket to [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]".

--> "I wanna rock with you! (All night!)".

* {{Shakira}}'s "Las de las Intuicion/Pure Intuition":
---> Let us be one and let's begin / A mistake that turns into perfection / I want to see you sliding in my underworld (underwear?) / This time I plan to let you win / Be a victim of my own invention / Let us be one and let's begin, once and for all/
* RodStewart's "Tonight's The Night":

* {{Rihanna}}'s "Rude Boy."
** {{Rihanna}}'s hit "Only Girl (In The World). Listen to the chorus:

** You can bet [[BeavisAndButthead two certain loser teenagers]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcTusTaP44s had a field day with this one]].

* {{IAMX}} has: "The Alternative", "Spit It Out", "My Secret Friend", "Kiss + Swallow", "Sailor", "Mercy", "You Stick It In Me", "Skin Vision", "Missile" and "Heatwave", and that's not even all of them.

* Anyone ever listen closely to "I Wanna Love You Forever" by Jessica Simpson? [[{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]] calls it "a darkly bittersweet love ballad", but I have to question that because of lines like:

* KylieMinogue: “Getting Closer”, “Too Much Of A Good Thing”, "Let’s Get To It”, “Do You Dare”, “Surrender”, “Dangerous Game”, “Password”, “Physical”, “More More More”, “Fever” “Give It To Me”, “Come Into My World”, “Boy”, “No Better Love”, “Secret (Take You Home)”, “Sweet Music”, “After Dark”, “Cruise Control”, “Slo Motion”, “Like A Drug”, “Nu-dit-ty”, "Heart Beat Rock", “All The Lovers”, “Closer”, “Too Much”, “Cupid Boy”, “Red Blooded Woman”

* Prince (before he found religion...again) reveled in this trope: It seemed like every one of his albums would contain at least one song full of paper-thin innuendo ("Let's Pretend We're Married", "Little Red Corvette", "Delirious", "Cream") and one song that pretty much stated "This is a song about fucking" ("Head", "Darling Nikki", "Lady Cab Driver", "Do Me", "Baby", "Erotic City"). And occasionally one that would be half-innuendo, half blatant description ("International Lover").
** Music/WeirdAlYankovic's pastiche of Prince's style, "Wanna Be UR Lover", drops whatever subtlety Prince may have had and just runs with it. ("I hope I'm not bein' forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?") The song also contains, [[IncrediblyLamePun hands down]], THE most raunchy line ever sung by Weird Al. ("I wanna be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you.")

* KidRock 's "Cowboy" is obviously about pimping and sex, but I had to explain to my wife the meaning of the line "paint his wife white", as in "covering her with sticky white liquid."

* {{Tool}}'s "Stinkfist" is about a more hands-on approach to lovemaking.

*** It's not limited to just {{Tool}} -- APerfectCircle 's "Thinking Of You" is about masturbation. Puscifer's "Rev 22:20" combines religious references with a ton of innuendo. Subtlety, thy name is ''not'' Maynard James Keenan.

* FaithNoMore's "Be Aggressive" is pretty blatantly about gay oral sex. It was written as a joke by gay keyboardist Roddy Bottum, thinking that lead singer Mike Patton would be embarrassed to perform it. Ironically, it's the one song they've played live every show. Mike Patton tends to embrace the weird (and is no stranger to sex-themed lyrics).

* {{Deftones}}'s "Passenger" doesn't even try to hide that it's about boinking in the car. (Or possibly [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic just buttsex.]] Sex, either way.)

* "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fuck]]" by Music/BringMeTheHorizon. [[SarcasmMode Surprise,surprise.]]

* {{Metallica}}'s ''S&M'' album is, surprisingly, an subversion - despite the name, none of the songs on it are particularly sexual.

** Let's not forget "Justify My Love", which is also NightmareFuel, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_Y740aReI especially the video]].
** And of course the outrageously literal [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ0JXPSoNf4 Erotica]].
** "Get Into the Groove" (which 'groove' did you want me to get into?) is thinly disguised using the 'dance' motif:

** The Cure by this point had a lot of experience writing songs about sex musically as far removed from "sexy" as can possibly be... But, by the same token, most of these songs actually subvert the trope by being either NightmareFuel or just horribly depressing. The 1982 album ''Pornography'' is made of this, with the glacially-paced dirge "Siamese Twins" taking the cake for being the most sexually explicit ''and'' least sexy song on the entire album.

*** Careful where you step with Illuminati, though. The PV is FetishFuel to some, but to others it's ''highly'' concentrated NightmareFuel. The Live is better for explaining this trope in particular, especially given the Gackt Sandwich.

* Pretty much any song from SpringAwakening, most notably with "The Bitch of Living" and "My Junk" being about masturbation and "Touch Me" and "The Word of Your Body" about desiring sexual activity. "The Dark I Know Well" is an example of sex turned into {{nightmarefuel}}, as it's about sexual abuse.

# Be subtle. Bury what you're talking about in {{Double Entendre}}s and {{Unusual Euphemism}}s, with ''[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow dance]]'' being the most common one. Others include; loving, working, eating, ride or teaching, as well as words associated with them.

# Be subtle. Bury what you're talking about in {{Double Entendre}}s and {{Unusual Euphemism}}s, with ''[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow dance]]'' being the most common one. Others include; loving, working, eating, or teaching, as well as words associated with them.

* Suck my dick, suck my motherfucking dick....suck my dick....etc.

* ''SodaStereo'', a group whose first album was produced by Virus's Federico Moura, took more than one leaf from their books. ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VuyuX5HdY Juego de Seduccion]]'' is about the narrator telling his girlfriend that they should have some kinky sexual roleplaying (including MistressAndServantBoy and rape fantasies among others) and ''[[http://youtu.be/NJkJY9KwgM8 Persiana Americana]]'' is from the POV of [[ThePeepingTom a peeping tom]] who watches his pretty neighbor undress while wondering if she's leading him on.
* ''Amistades Peligrosas'', a Spanish pop group, had several songs on this topic, most famously "Me Haces Tanto Bien".

* ''Soda Stereo'', a group whose first album was produced by Virus's Federico Moura, took more than one leaf from their books. ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VuyuX5HdY Juego de Seduccion]]'' is about the narrator telling his girlfriend that they should have some kinky sexual roleplaying (including MistressAndServantBoy and rape fantasies among others) and ''[[http://youtu.be/NJkJY9KwgM8 Persiana Americana]]'' is from the POV of [[ThePeepingTom a peeping tom]] who watches his pretty neighbor undress while wondering if she's leading him on.

* Parodied in ThisIsSpinalTap multiple times. Most egregiously "Tonight we're gonna rock you tonight".

->'''Stewie:''' (singing) I want to have [[TropeNamer intercourse with you.]] Uh-oh-yeah. Inter''course'' with you.\\

* Music/{{Slayer}} turned TheStooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog" (about a guy attempting to get close to the girl he likes) into "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077Za-uGRd8 I'm Gonna Be Your God]]" (which is straight up about having sex with said girl).

* Chicago...and all that jazz.

* ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' has one of its most upbeat numbers, "Lovely Ladies," be all about the life of a seaside hooker! ("Rich men, poor men, leaders of the land/See 'em with their trousers off they're never quite as grand!")
** Swiftly followed by MoodWhiplash.

* "Past the Point of No Return" from ThePhantomOfTheOpera has very sexual themes including the lines: "In my mind I've already imagined our bodies entwining" and "When will the blood begin to race/ The sleeping bud burst into bloom"...if you know what I mean.

** Subverted later, with a verse that implies the Phantom is also impotent. "That fate which condemns me/To wallow in blood/Has also denied me/The joys of the flesh"
*** Played straight by the sequel LoveNeverDies, though, or at least indicating he meant 'denied' in that no woman would have him as [[spoiler: the Phantom apparently could perform well enough to father a child with Christine.]]

!!Examples by genre:

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[[folder:Fictional Examples]]
* One of the best parodies comes, naturally, from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', when Cartman becomes a Christian rock musician. All of his songs are about loving Jesus...that way ("I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all on my face... ").
** Makes more sense and possibly removes at least some of the {{Squick}} factor when you remember that his songwriting technique consists of nothing more than taking love songs and replacing some of the words, such as "baby" with "Jesus".
* "Sex Hair" from ParksAndRecreation.
** At one point, the heroes of ''Literature/KingDork'' acquire a Christian stoner band member whose songs are like this, and the PluckyComicRelief tells the audience at one point, just to make sure they're not confused, "This song is about the face of God."
* In the classic {{Mockumentary}} ''ThisIsSpinalTap'', interviewer Marty comes upon Nigel composing a lovely, quiet song, which Nigel says is inspired by Mozart and Bach. When Marty asks its name, Nigel replies "Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"."

* Not to mention that many of the songs by Spinal Tap feature ridiculously extended and very transparent metaphors for sex, making fun of the trope. Such as "[[http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Sex-Farm-lyrics-Spinal-Tap/5AA79A4E20ADE7E348256DCE002F4806 Sex Farm]]".
* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer "You make me com... plete."]]
** To a lesser extent in the same song:
-->The Moon to the tide
-->I can feel you inside
** Tara's expression at that line makes it clear that she knows exactly how you're gonna take that.
** Keep in mind that magic was used as a really ''obvious'' metaphor for sex between Willow and Tara from their first meeting (where they manage to make sexual innuendo while talking strictly about magic), right up to showing what looked like mutual orgasms on at least one occasion when a complex, powerful spell was successfully completed.

* And of course, ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' gives us the TropeNamer illustrated at the top of this article.
* ''HarryPotter and the Half-Blood Prince'' has a jazzy number called "A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love":

* Used in an episode of ''ModernFamily'' when Hayley's boyfriend performs a very... explicit song he wrote for her ''to her family.''
* The song "Getting Lucky" in ''[[AlvinAndTheChipmunks The Chipmunk Adventure]]'' - these Chipettes sure know how to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar get crap past the radar]].
* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' has Hayley invent a song that could be best named "Doing It Doing It."
--> ''Doin' it, doin' it. D-d-Doin' it.''
--> ''Should we break for lunch?''
--> ''Nope! Let's keep doin' it, doin' it.''
--> ''Someone's at the door.''
--> ''I don't care!''
--> ''We're doin' it, doin' it.''
--> ''Wanna put on our hikin' boots?''
--> ''Yeah, we'll wear them while we're doin' it, doin' it.''
--> ''I like the rhythm, it is my method.''
* [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo&feature=related And then in y-parentheses it says 'Til the Break of Dawn'".]]

* Aldous Snow's song "Inside of You" in ''ForgettingSarahMarshall''.
** Then most of the songs on the ''GetHimToTheGreek'' sound track.
** Especially "Ring Round My Rosie" in ''Get Him to the Greek''. ''[[DontExplainTheJoke "I'm talking about my asshole"]]''.
* {{Achewood}} - AKKOLADE wants to [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuajHGWWR make LOOOOVE to ya' face!]]
* UK teen series Series/{{Skins}} had a fictional TV talent show named ''Search for a Sexxbomb'', featuring such catchy gems as "Juicing Down", "Ass2Ass", and "Rim Licking".
-->Rim licking/ Clit flicking/ You're the stuffing/ I'm the chicken/ Said we're clicking/ You're still licking/ Clock is ticking/ Stick your dick in
-->In this club they cannot tame us/ On the dancefloor tongue meets anus/ Boy I need you in my South Pole/ Put your star into my black hole
* Not a full example, but the DreamSequence music video 'Tongue-Tied' from Series/RedDwarf at one point has backing singers Lister and Rimmer singing "Reproductive system, baby!" complete with hip-thrusts.
* All the background music from the 2001 film version of Josie and the Pussycats is like this (and NSFW at that).
* Spoofed in DaveBarry's novel ''BigTrouble'' with the fictional hit "I Want Your Sex Pootie" by the Seminal Fluids. (The not-so-good movie version made this into a [[{{Defictionalization}} real song]]. His following novel, ''Tricky Business'', gave "Sex Pootie" a ContinuityNod.)
* ''TheOnion Movie'' parodied this with the artist Melissa Cherry (a parody of Britney Spears) whose songs all sound extremely suggestive, yet she insists they're [[InnocentInnuendo entirely innocent]].
* Parodied in the movie ''Semi-Pro'', where the main character sings a song called "[[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7264ad3313 Love Me Sexy]]", asking women if they would like to Love, Lick and/or Suck Will Ferrel sexy.
* On ''BobsBurgers'', one-time character Tabitha Johansson sings very unsubtle and creepy songs about her vagina that she insists are actually about whales.
* In the movie ''WarInc'', HilaryDuff's character (a parody of the sexy teenybopper type of performer) has a song called "I Wanna Blow You Up." The first chorus starts with "I wanna blow you....up." and the bridge consists of "I wanna blow you, blow you, blow you, blow you....up." Not terribly subtle.
* In ''Series/MrShow'', the R&B duo "Three Times One Minus One" (or TTOMO) sing the song "Ewww, Girl, Ewww." The music video is this trope, but the lyrics mostly consist of "Ewwww" and "Damn." It's also PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy.
* On the ''HowIMetYourMother'' episode "Home Wreckers", Ted's mother Virginia gets re-married to a guy named Clint. It's a RunningGag throughout the episode that he is too honest about their sex life, and at their wedding he sings a song about Virginia:
-->When I squeeze her trembling bosom,\\
The blood pumps to my loins\\
When I penetrate her --\\

** The song cuts off after that, and Narrator!Ted explains that he blacked out for the next 12 minutes of the song. The song ends:
--> And Mahatma Gandhi, and the pancakes, and the dragooon...and you.

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* ''{{Clerks}}'':
-->My love for you is like a truck, BER-SER-KER!\\
Would you like some making fuck, BER-SER-KER!,
* ''[[MoulinRouge Moulin Rouge!]]'' gives us the song "Meet Me In The Red Room", which is sung from the point of a prostitue entertaining a client. Complete with sexual sounds.

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* Chicago...and all that jazz.
* [[{{Spamalot}} And I too have found my Grail!]] [''What's That??''] [[TheMusical Musical Theater]]!
* ''YoungFrankenstein: The Musical'' gives Elizabeth a ballad in Act Two relating her joy at having at last found "Deep Love." (Accompanied by a whole bunch more adjectives.) This was performed at the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Tony Awards]].
* ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' has one of its most upbeat numbers, "Lovely Ladies," be all about the life of a seaside hooker! ("Rich men, poor men, leaders of the land/See 'em with their trousers off they're never quite as grand!")
** Swiftly followed by MoodWhiplash.
* The song "I Cain't Say No" from ''{{Oklahoma}}'' is about Ado Annie's inability to say "no" to boys and contains the lines: "Supposin' that he says that you're sweeter than cream/ [[UnusualEuphemism And he's gotta have cream or die]]?". The show is mostly about [[LoveTriangle love triangles]], so it's no surprise that it's full of innuendo.
** "Then I think of that ol' Golden Rule/An' do fer him what he would do fer me!" (In the 1998 RNT production Ado Annie spreads her legs on this line, leaving no doubts as to what she's talking about.)
* "Past the Point of No Return" from ThePhantomOfTheOpera has very sexual themes including the lines: "In my mind I've already imagined our bodies entwining" and "When will the blood begin to race/ The sleeping bud burst into bloom"...if you know what I mean.
** "Music of the Night" isn't much better in that regard. "Touch me, trust me, savor each sensation..."
** Subverted later, with a verse that implies the Phantom is also impotent. "That fate which condemns me/To wallow in blood/Has also denied me/The joys of the flesh"
*** Played straight by the sequel LoveNeverDies, though, or at least indicating he meant 'denied' in that no woman would have him as [[spoiler: the Phantom apparently could perform well enough to father a child with Christine.]]
* Pretty much any song from SpringAwakening, most notably with "The Bitch of Living" and "My Junk" being about masturbation and "Touch Me" and "The Word of Your Body" about desiring sexual activity. "The Dark I Know Well" is an example of sex turned into {{nightmarefuel}}, as it's about sexual abuse.
** And let's not forget one of the cut songs was aptly named "Great Sex"!
* I've come to the conclusion that Theatre/JekyllAndHyde is all about sex. First there was Dangerous Game which is pretty much musical porn in itself. Then there was Bring on the Men which got removed and replaced with Good and Evil, which isn't much better.
* The musical ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'' gives us the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar radar-evading]] love duet between Elphaba and Fiyero. Lines like "I'll wake up my body / and make up for lost time," and Elphie's seductive "I feel ''wicked''" near the end make their intentions pretty clear.
** ... But it also makes the line "If it turns out it's over too fast" a bit unintentionally funny.
* ''Theatre/AvenueQ'' has "Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Making Love)":
--> You're not allowed to be loud
--> At the library
--> At the art museum
--> Or at a play
--> But when you and your partner
--> Are doing the nasty
--> Don't behave like you're
--> At the ballet!
--> Cause you can be as loud as
--> The hell you want
--> When you're making love!
* {{Rent}} has "Contact," which is just one big orgy under a bed sheet.
* ''Theatre/TheThreepennyOpera'' contains multiple examples:
* Slight disturbing, the great VillainSong from the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Disney Movie]] ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''. Partly an aversion, as it's about resisting temptation, but he doesn't leave any doubt what he actually wants.
-->''Like fire, Hellfire,''\\
''This fire in my skin!''\\
''This burning desire''\\
''Is turning me to sin!''

[[folder: Video Games]]
* Several songs featured in the VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution franchise have very steamy lyrics and moaning sounds [[LyricalDissonance set to very danceable tunes.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zS9XyrCH9E Do It All Night]]? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8idojb8cyo Oh Nick Please Not So Quick?]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGOrOeZ7qyc& Turn me on]]? Suuuuubtle.
* ''VideoGame/TheIdolmaster'' has several of these most especially Agent Yoru wa Yoku (The Agent Comes at Night) which is almost blatantly about male prostitution. There's also Honey Heartbeat which is most probably about a girl losing her virginity in the back of a car.
* ''VideoGame/SonicRush'' has a surprising one when one listens to the Album Version of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pRmZInUsKA Vela Nova]], the song that plays during the fight between Sonic and Blaze. They use a different version in the actual game.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Discussed in a ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' article about [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19657_4-evolutionary-explanations-modern-annoyances_p2.html modern annoyances with evolutionary explanations]].
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# Use lots of sung moaning sounds.

''Is turning me to sin!"''

--> ''"This fire in my skin! This burning desire is turning me to sin!"''

* GwenStefani has "Bubble Pop Electric", a song about [[AutoErotica lovemaking inside a car]].

* [[Music/TwoLiveCrew 2 Live Crew]]'s "Face Down, Ass Up." The title says it all.

* {{Outkast}}'s "I'll Call Before I Come" is not about telephones.