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->'''Bond''': [[BigDamnHeroes Do you have any commandos here?]]
->'''Tanaka''': [[RockBeatsLaser I have much, much better. Ninjas.]]

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*** [[MetalGearRisingRevengeance So much that he got his own game]].

->'''Tanaka''': [[RockBeatsLazer I have much, much better. Ninjas.]]

->'''Bond''': Do you have any commandos here?
->'''Tanaka''': I have much, much better. Ninjas.

->'''Weasly Crusher:''' Remember the last StarTrek game? [[{{Munchkin}} El Disgusto]] wanted to play a ninja.\\
'''El Disgusto:''' How could Star Fleet not have ninjas? It’s the only thing that keeps the Klingons from attacking in force.
-->-- ''BinderOfShame''

* While ''CommandAndConquerRedAlert3'' is best known for SovietSuperscience and {{Bears|AreBadNews}}, it does feature Ninja as the Rising Sun infiltration unit - equivalent to the [[JamesBond Allied Spy]], except armed with a giant sword and throwing stars. Despite having one of the least plausibly deadly weapons in a game [[ImprobableWeaponUser full of implausible weapons]] -- ''throwing stars?'' -- they could one-hit-kill any infantry and throw [[SmokeOut smoke bombs]], although they were worthless against tanks.

* ''DeadOrAlive'' has the only thing more awesome than ninja. [[ThirdPersonSeductress Female]] ninja!

* The entire backstory of ''{{Daredevil}}'' was {{retcon}}ned to include Ninja when Creator/FrankMiller became his writer.
* One of the classic moments from Creator/MarkWaid's run on ''TheFlash''; our hero is out at a restaurant with his girlfriend, who is showing signs of wanting to talk about their relationship. Suddenly, ninja attack!

** And again in ''Family Guy'' there's a parody of an eighties sitcom premise called "My Black Son". At the end of the theme song like the last second he sings: "Also he's a ninja!"
** There was also the episode where Peter and Joe win a trip to the Pawtucket brewery done as a parody of ''CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory''. One of the other winners was a ninja.

* The ''DungeonSiege'' film. {{Ninja}}s in an [[FantasyKitchenSink ostensibly medieval European fantasy setting?]] Yeah, we're not sure why UweBoll added them either...but still. Ninja!
** Which just goes to prove not even {{Ninja}} can make anything produced by UweBoll awesome.

->'''Weasly Crusher:''' ''Remember the last StarTrek game? [[{{Munchkin}} El Disgusto]] wanted to play a ninja.''
->'''El Disgusto:''' ''How could Star Fleet not have ninjas? It’s the only thing that keeps the Klingons from attacking in force.''
->-- ''BinderOfShame''

* ''TheLastSamurai''. The movie is going along like "Dances with Samurai" when suddenly a Ninja vs. Samurai battle breaks out halfway through the movie.
* VinDiesel film ''ThePacifier'' featured ninja as home invaders in a relatively family-friendly film. They were actually North Korean terrorists.

* The entire backstory of ''{{Daredevil}}'' was {{retcon}}ned to include Ninja when FrankMiller became his writer.
* One of the classic moments from MarkWaid's run on ''TheFlash''; our hero is out at a restaurant with his girlfriend, who is showing signs of wanting to talk about their relationship. Suddenly, ninja attack!

* The Kingpin uses "more than the usual amount of ninjas" to threaten the Comicbook/{{Runaways}} into giving him a MacGuffin, during JossWhedon's run.

** More like "non-ja". Psch.

* ''{{Suikoden}}'' is set in a fantasy world version of China with some medieval Europe added to the mix. Oh, and each game gives you one to three ninja to recruit in your army.
** ''SuikodenIV'' gives you ''five''.
*** And yet most people seem to consider that the worst of the main series. Inversion?
**** More like [[ConservationofNinjutsu Conservation of Ninjutsu]] in action.

* As mentioned above, the Fuschia Gym in the [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue first]] and [[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver second]] generations of ''Pokemon'' games. In the [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire third gen]], there's a trainer class called the Ninja Boy; and the [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite fifth gen]] has the Bug type [[http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/617.shtml Accelgor]] and the Shadow Triad; and now in [[Videogame/PokemonXandY gen six]] we get the Water/Dark type Greninja, which also gains a lot of ninja-esque moves by level up.

->'''Weasly Crusher:''' ''Remember the last STAR TREK game? [[{{Munchkin}} El Disgusto]] wanted to play a ninja.''

->''How could Star Fleet not have ninjas? It’s the only thing that keeps the Klingons from attacking in force.''
->-- '''El Disgusto''', ''BinderOfShame''

>''How could Star Fleet not have ninjas? It’s the only thing that keeps the Klingons from attacking in force.''
>-- '''El Disgusto''', ''BinderOfShame''

-->''How could Star Fleet not have ninjas? It’s the only thing that keeps the Klingons from attacking in force.''
-->-- '''El Disgusto''', ''BinderOfShame''