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** In response, Tim and his coworkers also came up with their own test where they compared wives to hockey equipment; choices included a hockey mask ("Wiry and closed off"), a stick ("Long, rigid, and likes to hit things"), elbow pads ("Soft, flexible, and a good housekeeper" -- when Jill questioned the "good housekeeper" part, Tim responded [[IncrediblyLamePun "Takes care of the joint"]]), and a jock strap ("Gets in the way a lot, but basically supportive").

* An inversion of this trope from the Scenes From A Hat game on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' is "Things you can say about your X, but not your girlfriend". Popular versions are "car/truck" ("Yeah, you could fit twenty in there!") or "dog", which results in an epic, single-word instance of GettingCrapPastTheRadar: [[spoiler:"Come."]]

* In the [[BrotherSisterIncest Elsanna]] ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' story [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/4843880 Bilingual]], [[Disney/{{Hercules}} Megara]] says “And I like my coffee the way I like my women: bitter, and keeping me up at night.”

* Seen on the internet: "I like my coffee like I like my women: without a penis."

* ''Series/HomeImprovement'' did a bunch of these in an episode concerning magazine compatibility tests. For example, in a question comparing husbands to kitchen appliances, Jill said Tim was most like a tea kettle: "Hot and steamy, done in two minutes" (adding that he does "whistle when he's done"). Tim and his friends also came up with their own test, with one question comparing wives to hockey equipment; choices included a stick ("Long, skinny, and likes to hit things"), elbow pads (A good housekeeper - "Takes care of the joint"), and a jock strap ("Gets in the way a lot, but basically supportive").

* While preparing to work all night on a case, Quentin Welcher (of ''WelcherAndWelcher'') - apropos of nothing - asked for his coffee "black; like my women".

-->I like my coffee like I like my [[Film/StarWars Death Stars]]... gigantic, on the dark side and powerful enough to destroy a planet.

** "I like my women like I like my wine: twelve years old and imported in a burlap sack."

* "I like my women like I like my coffee: Ground up and in the freezer."
* "I like my women like I like my coffee: Used to smuggle drugs from Colombia."

-->'''Prosecutor:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny I'll admit, it was a good plan,]] but it has one fatal flaw... You see, I like my coffee the way I like my woman... [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome BLACK!!!]]

* Variation by talk show host Bill Maher regarding whether it's necessary to report when a bomb goes off in Iraq; "Let's just assume that Iraq is like Creator/LindsayLohan; [[TakeThat getting bombed daily!]]"

* From the producers of ''WHose line'', ''Series/MockTheWeek'' often goes into this.

* In the movie ''Film/{{Clue}}'', Mrs. White says, "Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable."

* [[NoelCoward Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.]]

* In ''WorldOfWarcraft'', one of the jokes the female dwarves tell is, "I like my ale like I like my men: dark and rich."

* [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100129 One that's sadly cut off]] in ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': "Well, a circuit is like an elegant lady - spot-weld her enough and -"
** "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111123 I like my coffee]] like I like my women -- [[LoveAtFirstPunch mean]]!"

* [[http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=545 This example]] from the Red Meat Construction Set, a user-created parody of [[Webcomic/RedMeat Red Meat]].

* Variation by talk show host Bill Maher regarding whether it's necessary to report when a bomb goes off in Iraq; "Let's just assume that Iraq is like LindsayLohan; [[TakeThat getting bombed daily!]]"

* From The BloodhoundGang's "Three Point One Four:" "I like my women like I like my cheese / Preferably for me fat-free American singles only"

* A couple of bored employees had quite a bit of fun with the [[https://notalwaysworking.com/hasnt-woken-up-and-smelled-their-coffee/37296 women-coffee comparison]].

* {{Spenser}} interviews a man that cheats a ''lot'', and who comments "Women are like kleenex - use once and discard." When he later mentions this comment to Susan, she is incensed.

* Website/BashOrg gives us the litmus test for [[http://www.bash.org/?164094 a channel's racism]].
--> '''<Jaayy>''' BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!