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-->"I like my women like I like my coffee... COVERED IN BEES!"
-->"I like my women like I like my coffee... In a plastic cup."

* An entry to the Literature/BulwerLyttonFictionContest:
** "Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair."

* An entry to the [[http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ Edward Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest]]:

* An inversion of this trope from the Scenes From A Hat game on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' is "Things you can say about your X, but not your girlfriend". Popular versions are "car/truck" ("Yeah, you could fit twenty in there!") or "dog", which results in [[spoiler:"Come."]]
* From the producers of ''Whose line'', ''Series/MockTheWeek'' often goes into this.
-->I like my women like I like my coffee - always getting my name wrong.\\
I shoot my gun like I shoot my load - into my hand.
* From ''Series/TheITCrowd''..."I like my women like I like my toast. Hot..." "And consumable with butter, you don't have to remind me."

* ''Series/OneFootInTheGrave'': I like my toast like I like my women. Golden, brown, and covered in marmalade.
* From the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode "Pangs"
-->'''Buffy''': The thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys Evil!]]

* While preparing to work all night on a case, Quentin Welcher (of ''Welcher and Welcher'') - apropos of nothing - asked for his coffee "black; like my women".
* Use in ''Series/{{Psych}}''
--> '''Mira's mother''': I like my wine like I like my men: white and hairy.
--> '''Shawn''': That makes no sense. None whatsoever. But I can see where Mira gets her spunkiness!
* ''Series/TheDailyShow'' segment about Joe Scarborough's ProductPlacement of his morning show's new sponsor Starbucks had Jon Stewart saying, "I like my news like I like my coffee: black and sponsored. No, wait, that's how I like the NBA."
* Fez on ''Series/That70sShow'', after Donna changes her hair from red to blonde, and he disapproves.
--> '''Fez''': I like my women the way I like my wine: red and full of alcohol.
* In ''Series/{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth'', Squadron-Leader [[TheAce Flashheart]] advises new recruits to the Air Corps that they should treat their plane like their girl "Get in her seven or eight times a day, and take her to heaven and back". Blackadder [[DeadpanSnarker comments]] that he suddenly has sympathy for the suffragette movement.
* The MadLibsCatchphrase of Swiss Toni on ''Series/TheFastShow'' is "X is very much like making love to a beautiful woman".
* Home Secretary Mary Drake in ''Series/TheThickOfIt'' states when threatening to subsume DOSAC and put them in charge of the tea run that "I like mine (tea) weak and white, like my men" then again, she was there in her 'angry capacity'.
* ''Series/MurderSheWrote'': in "Danse Diabolique", while investigating the murder of an arrogant ballerina, Jessica's [[FriendOnTheForce police lieutenant friend]] asks why she wants to investigate the theater where the murder took place yet again. Jessica answers, "There are three things you can never have enough of in life, Lieutenant; chocolate, friends and the theatre."

* Daniel Tosh puts his own spin on the gag in one episode of ''Series/{{Tosh0}}'':
-->'''Daniel''': I like my women like I like my coffee: [[AmbiguouslyGay I don't like coffee.]]

-->'''Prosecutor:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny I'll admit, it was a good plan,]] but it has one fatal flaw... You see, I like my coffee the way I like my woman... BLACK!!!

[[DescribeTopicHere I like my descriptions of I Like My X Like I Like My Y the way I like other page descriptions: done well.]]

-->''I like my enemies like I like my wines: I let them breath, for a moment.''\\

* There was a bit of an [[http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/I_Like_My_Women_Like_I_Like_My_Coffee Internet kerfuffle]] when someone complained of seeing a T-shirt that said "I like my women like I like my coffee: [[StuffedIntoTheFridge ground up and in the freezer]]." The ''Fandom Wank'' community listed the many ways in which they like their men like they like their coffee:

-->'''Buffy''': The thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: [[AllGirlsLikeBadBoys Evil!]]

* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode ''Pangs'':
-->'''Buffy''': The thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: Evil!

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-->'''Buffy''': "The thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: Evil!"