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25th Jun '16 10:16:52 PM AmbarSonofDeshar
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* ''Literature/TheElenium'': After finding out that Annias had his queen poisoned Sparhawk declares "I think I'll go back to Cimmura and disembowel Annias. With a dull knife." The doctor he says it to suggests that he instead "make a lateral incision below the navel, then kick him over backwards. Everything ought to fall out at that point."
25th Jun '16 10:34:42 AM Morgenthaler
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* The early-00's ''ActionMan'' cartoon did contain one gem of a line: "If he comes back, I'll rip his head off and shove it up his nose... Wait, his nose is on his head, THAT WON'T WORK!"

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* The early-00's ''ActionMan'' ''WesternAnimation/ActionMan'' cartoon did contain one gem of a line: "If he comes back, I'll rip his head off and shove it up his nose... Wait, his nose is on his head, THAT WON'T WORK!"
11th Jun '16 3:43:28 PM nombretomado
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* In ''ASongOfIceAndFire'', Shagga son of Dolf's repeated threats to anyone and everyone that he will "chop off your manhood and feed it to the goats." In spite of the rather obvious lack of goats in the vicinity. Used so often it becomes a RunningGag.

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* In ''ASongOfIceAndFire'', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', Shagga son of Dolf's repeated threats to anyone and everyone that he will "chop off your manhood and feed it to the goats." In spite of the rather obvious lack of goats in the vicinity. Used so often it becomes a RunningGag.



* A variant from ''SwordOfTruth'', where after a speech from Richard about how he intends to teach his damaged [[TheBaroness hot dominatrices]] a bit of humanity by letting them take care of his as-yet-unconceived son, one of them says emotionally, "If you get yourself killed trying to rule the world, I will break every bone in your body."

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* A variant from ''SwordOfTruth'', ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'', where after a speech from Richard about how he intends to teach his damaged [[TheBaroness hot dominatrices]] a bit of humanity by letting them take care of his as-yet-unconceived son, one of them says emotionally, "If you get yourself killed trying to rule the world, I will break every bone in your body."
9th Jun '16 10:51:46 AM dsneybuf
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* Creator/SamAndMickey's ''Love Triangle Therapy'' Episode 2 has Yasmin give a surprisingly gruesome answer when Barbie asks what she'd do, hypothetically, if she learned about Ken having an affair with another woman. [[spoiler:Yasmin threatens to cut off that woman's hands, then sew her vagina shut with an un-sterilized needle and thread.]]
7th Jun '16 2:46:52 PM Morgenthaler
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* In ''TheWarlordChronicles'', at one point the main character finds himself [[TactfulTranslation translating between]] the leaders of the Britons following KingArthur and the Saxon [[WarriorPrince Warrior King]][=/=]BoisterousBruiser Aelle. When called upon to surrender, Aelle responds by leveling these sorts of threats at every prominent leader there, and some that are absent. What follows in only ''one'' of those. The [[Quotes/TactfulTranslation quotes page for Tactful Translation]] has more of the threats, although that's still considerably shorter than the entire passage.

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* In ''TheWarlordChronicles'', ''Literature/TheWarlordChronicles'', at one point the main character finds himself [[TactfulTranslation translating between]] the leaders of the Britons following KingArthur and the Saxon [[WarriorPrince Warrior King]][=/=]BoisterousBruiser Aelle. When called upon to surrender, Aelle responds by leveling these sorts of threats at every prominent leader there, and some that are absent. What follows in only ''one'' of those. The [[Quotes/TactfulTranslation quotes page for Tactful Translation]] has more of the threats, although that's still considerably shorter than the entire passage.
7th Jun '16 11:26:49 AM WillKeaton
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* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6973663/1/Malon-s-Epic-Cow-Delivery Malon's Epic Cow Delivery]], Navi threatens [[IdiotHero Link]] with these constantly, and often follows through.

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* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6973663/1/Malon-s-Epic-Cow-Delivery Malon's Epic Cow Delivery]], Delivery,]] Navi threatens [[IdiotHero Link]] with these constantly, and often follows through.



* In the ''Manga/SoulEater'' fic [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10178032/1/Cabin-Fever Cabin Fever]], there's this exchange when Liz gets fed up with Kid's SuperOCD.

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* In the ''Manga/SoulEater'' fic [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10178032/1/Cabin-Fever Cabin Fever]], Fever,]] there's this exchange when Liz gets fed up with Kid's SuperOCD.
7th Jun '16 11:26:11 AM WillKeaton
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** Also, when Digger gets angry she says " [[http://www.diggercomic.com/?p=211 "I'll kill it! I'll break its face and feed it gravel through a straw! I'll- I'll- <I will construct its dwelling with inferior materials!>]]".

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** Also, when Digger gets angry she says " [[http://www.diggercomic.com/?p=211 "I'll kill it! I'll break its face and feed it gravel through a straw! I'll- I'll- <I will construct its dwelling with inferior materials!>]]".materials!>"]]
7th Jun '16 11:25:05 AM WillKeaton
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** "Fanfic/{{Frostbite}}": Made on behalf of Eleya:

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** "Fanfic/{{Frostbite}}": ''Fanfic/{{Frostbite}}'': Made on behalf of Eleya:
7th Jun '16 11:24:44 AM WillKeaton
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* In this ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5970614/5/Circo_de_la_Luna fic]], Sheik does this towards Ike.

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* In this ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5970614/5/Circo_de_la_Luna fic]], fic,]] Sheik does this towards Ike.
7th Jun '16 11:24:21 AM WillKeaton
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* The ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''/''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' cross-over parody fic Ocarina of Konoha (found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2958594/1/Ocarina_of_Konoha here]]), Kyuubi's weapon of choice is a spoon. Until it is later upgraded after the timeskip to a spork.

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* The ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''/''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' cross-over parody fic Ocarina of Konoha (found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2958594/1/Ocarina_of_Konoha here]]), (found here,)]] Kyuubi's weapon of choice is a spoon. Until it is later upgraded after the timeskip to a spork.



* Another ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fanfic, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5288868/1/Uprooted Uprooted]]'', has this little gem from Tsunade (directed at the Third Hokage):

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* Another ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fanfic, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5288868/1/Uprooted Uprooted]]'', Uprooted,]]'' has this little gem from Tsunade (directed at the Third Hokage):
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