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29th Jan '16 5:31:21 PM nombretomado
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* Notable examples from the war novels by SvenHassel include "I'll pull your arsehole up over your ears!", "I'll have you shaved with the big razor!" (sentenced to decapitation), or the crowning one:
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* Notable examples from the war novels by SvenHassel Creator/SvenHassel include "I'll pull your arsehole up over your ears!", "I'll have you shaved with the big razor!" (sentenced to decapitation), or the crowning one:
28th Jan '16 4:37:55 AM GojiBiscuits
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* In ''VideoGame/TheHalloweenHack'', [[spoiler:Dr. Andonuts]] exclaims one of these immediately before unleashing his most powerful attack, [[InherentlyFunnyWords PSI Bitchkill]]. He unleashes this all while swearing like a sailor, something seriously out of character for him. --->'''[[spoiler:Andonuts]]''': "I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. You little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half. '''I'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap you'll sing fucking Beethoven'''. tl;dr: eat shit, faggots"
24th Jan '16 5:53:04 PM nombretomado
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%%* The [[{{Warhammer40000}} Angry Marines]]. Please add context before un-commenting. * In Chapter 13 of the ''{{Superjail}}'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8803490/1/Extended-Stay Extended Stay]]'', the Mistress, who is currently in preterm labor and going through a ScreamingBirth, threatens to kill both her new husband, the Warden, and the DeliveryGuy and turn their skins into her own personal pajamas. And the scariest part about this is? It's said later that she is actually capable of doing this as she pleases.
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%%* The [[{{Warhammer40000}} [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40000}} Angry Marines]]. Please add context before un-commenting. * In Chapter 13 of the ''{{Superjail}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8803490/1/Extended-Stay Extended Stay]]'', the Mistress, who is currently in preterm labor and going through a ScreamingBirth, threatens to kill both her new husband, the Warden, and the DeliveryGuy and turn their skins into her own personal pajamas. And the scariest part about this is? It's said later that she is actually capable of doing this as she pleases.
20th Jan '16 10:18:57 PM IndirectActiveTransport
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* In the run-up to [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]]'s ''WrestleMania VI'', Wrestling/UltimateWarrior gave a long, rambling interview about how he was going to hijack Wrestling/HulkHogan's plane on the way to the event and fly it into the ground. To this day, it's still one of the biggest "WTF?" moments ever in wrestling. Yes, even ranking above The Gobbeldy Gooker hatching from a giant egg, Franchise/{{Robocop}} rescuing Wrestling/{{Sting}}, and Mae Young giving birth to a hand. ** Keep in mind, he was threatening to do this by taking over the pilot's mind with his magical moon-powers. Also I'm pretty sure the moon was turned into blood at some point in his threat. Either way, it apparently didn't work. *** But he did end up beating Hogan clean for the belt, which is just as improbable as him using mind powers on an airline pilot and turning the moon blood-red.

* In the run-up to [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]]'s ''WrestleMania VI'', Wrestling/TheUltimateWarrior gave a long, rambling interview about how he was going to hijack Wrestling/HulkHogan's plane on the way to the event and fly it into the ground. To this day, it's still one of the biggest "WTF?" moments ever in wrestling. Yes, even ranking above The Gobbeldy Gooker hatching from a giant egg, Franchise/{{Robocop}} rescuing Wrestling/{{Sting}}, and Mae Young giving birth to a hand. ** Keep in mind, he was threatening to do this by taking over the pilot's mind with his magical moon-powers. Also I'm pretty sure the moon was turned into blood at some point in his threat. Either way, it apparently didn't work. *** But he did end up beating Hogan clean for the belt, which is just as improbable as him using mind powers on an airline pilot and turning the moon blood-red.
20th Jan '16 9:28:46 PM GrammarNavi
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* In this ''SuperSmashBros''. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5970614/5/Circo_de_la_Luna fic]], Sheik does this towards Ike.
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* In this ''SuperSmashBros''.''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5970614/5/Circo_de_la_Luna fic]], Sheik does this towards Ike.
11th Jan '16 11:59:48 AM JediGoalie30
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* In the Creator/MichaelConnelly book ''Echo Park'', Harry has one of these moments when the detective on an apparently related case to one of his own is acting like a condescending {{Jerkass}}. --> '''Harry''': Olivas, letís get something clear before we go anywhere. You call me ĎHotshotí again and Iím going to [[AssShove shove the file up your ass without taking it out of my briefcase]].
8th Jan '16 8:19:40 AM Doug86
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* In the {{Redwall}} prequel ''Martin the Warrior'', Captain Clogg throws a fit of rage when Badrang sets fire to his ship, and screams "I'll cut yer 'ead off an' throw it in yer face!" (Technically possible if one assumes he doesn't mean that head, but since this is a children's book it's unlikely that was the intended meaning. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Then again ...]])
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* In the {{Redwall}} Literature/{{Redwall}} prequel ''Martin the Warrior'', Captain Clogg throws a fit of rage when Badrang sets fire to his ship, and screams "I'll cut yer 'ead off an' throw it in yer face!" (Technically possible if one assumes he doesn't mean that head, but since this is a children's book it's unlikely that was the intended meaning. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Then again ...]])
6th Jan '16 6:47:11 AM Andyroid
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-->"I will hang you out like laundry! I will beat you like a drum! I will make your mother cry! I will make your aunt Edna from Gorfield, south of Barnaby, cry!"
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-->"I will hang you out like laundry! I will beat you like a drum! I will make your mother cry! I will make your aunt Aunt Edna from Gorfield, south of Barnaby, cry!"

-->'''Roberto'''... And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs.
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-->'''Roberto'''...--->'''Roberto'''... And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs.

-->'''Grim (while he's in the "anger" stage of grief):''' I'm gonna rip Boogey's nose off and put it in a jar!
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-->'''Grim --->'''Grim (while he's in the "anger" stage of grief):''' I'm gonna rip Boogey's nose off and put it in a jar!

* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' Ed tries this while trying to scare the hiccups out of Double D.
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* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' Ed tries this while [[HiccupHijinks trying to scare the hiccups out of Double D.D]].

-->'''Edd''': *hic* ''{Half scared, half confused}'' Malice me with a shoehorn?
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-->'''Edd''': *hic* ''{Half ''[Half scared, half confused}'' confused]'' Malice me with a shoehorn?shoehorn?!

* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'' has Dave obtaining a set of gargle pipes (a bagpipes-like instrument) that he uses to spite Candy with its obnoxious sound. She threatens to do something violent to him, but what it is exactly is mostly drowned out and all we can hear is that it involves a fondue fork.
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* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'' has Dave obtaining a set of gargle pipes (a bagpipes-like instrument) that he uses to spite Candy with its obnoxious sound. She threatens to do something violent to him, but what it is exactly is mostly drowned out and all we can hear is that [[NoodleImplements it involves a fondue fork.fork]].
1st Jan '16 7:15:11 AM WhosAsking
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* Megatron of ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' has a good one when he discovers that [[GrandTheftMe Starscream]] is being, well, TheStarscream.
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* Megatron of ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' has a good one in "Possession" when he discovers that [[GrandTheftMe Starscream]] is being, well, TheStarscream.

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* Megatron of ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' ** A bit earlier, in "Dark Voyage," Dinobot is a little ticked a trap set up for him and several other Maximals has a good one when he discovers that [[GrandTheftMe Starscream]] is being, well, TheStarscream.left them blind and contaminated with energon: --> "I'll tear Scorponok's processor out for this! And Waspinator's, too!"
31st Dec '15 3:13:55 PM DrFraud
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9051968/5/Harry-Potter-Unexpected-Animagus Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus]]'' has a rather peculiar warning on a certain passage in Gringotts. -->Bank employees only. All others shall be disemboweled with a blunt spoon while being forced to listen to Yoko Ono songs.
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