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8th Jan '16 1:37:34 PM StFan
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* Fillmore from ''ShermansLagoon'' goes to mating season every year at Ascension Island and consistently fails horribly.
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* Fillmore from ''ShermansLagoon'' ''ComicStrip/ShermansLagoon'' goes to mating season every year at Ascension Island and consistently fails horribly.
8th Jan '16 8:04:26 AM CountMontoni
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Sometimes the Casanova Wannabe ''talks'' a great game. He may have all his friends convinced that [[UrbanLegendLoveLife that he's the original ladies' man and that his bed is never cold]]. But the truth is, he still hasn't done it (or, if not, has only had bought-and-paid-for sex. Once. Which will be revealed in a pathetic and embarrassing tearful and/or drunken confession). The women can see the blinking neon "loser" sign bolted to his receding hairline a mile away. He [[FreudWasRight clearly wants to]] [[AManIsNotAVirgin prove his manhood]], via SexAsRiteOfPassage, but hasn't managed it yet. If he has a job, it's likely as a LoungeLizard. In RealLife, the somewhat profane term "fukboi" has become a current (likely soon to be outdated) slang term for irritating young real world CasanovaWanabe men.
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Sometimes the Casanova Wannabe ''talks'' a great game. He may have all his friends convinced that [[UrbanLegendLoveLife that he's the original ladies' man and that his bed is never cold]]. But the truth is, he still hasn't done it (or, if not, has only had bought-and-paid-for sex. Once. Which will be revealed in a pathetic and embarrassing tearful and/or drunken confession). The women can see the blinking neon "loser" sign bolted to his receding hairline a mile away. He [[FreudWasRight clearly wants to]] [[AManIsNotAVirgin prove his manhood]], via SexAsRiteOfPassage, but hasn't managed it yet. If he has a job, it's likely as a LoungeLizard. In RealLife, the somewhat profane term "fukboi" has become a current (likely soon to be outdated) slang term for irritating young real world CasanovaWanabe CasanovaWannabe men.
8th Jan '16 8:04:09 AM CountMontoni
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Sometimes the Casanova Wannabe ''talks'' a great game. He may have all his friends convinced that [[UrbanLegendLoveLife that he's the original ladies' man and that his bed is never cold]]. But the truth is, he still hasn't done it (or, if not, has only had bought-and-paid-for sex. Once. Which will be revealed in a pathetic and embarrassing tearful and/or drunken confession). The women can see the blinking neon "loser" sign bolted to his receding hairline a mile away. He [[FreudWasRight clearly wants to]] [[AManIsNotAVirgin prove his manhood]], via SexAsRiteOfPassage, but hasn't managed it yet. If he has a job, it's likely as a LoungeLizard.
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Sometimes the Casanova Wannabe ''talks'' a great game. He may have all his friends convinced that [[UrbanLegendLoveLife that he's the original ladies' man and that his bed is never cold]]. But the truth is, he still hasn't done it (or, if not, has only had bought-and-paid-for sex. Once. Which will be revealed in a pathetic and embarrassing tearful and/or drunken confession). The women can see the blinking neon "loser" sign bolted to his receding hairline a mile away. He [[FreudWasRight clearly wants to]] [[AManIsNotAVirgin prove his manhood]], via SexAsRiteOfPassage, but hasn't managed it yet. If he has a job, it's likely as a LoungeLizard. LoungeLizard. In RealLife, the somewhat profane term "fukboi" has become a current (likely soon to be outdated) slang term for irritating young real world CasanovaWanabe men.
3rd Jan '16 8:33:55 AM Doug86
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* Disco Bear from ''WesternAnimation/HappyTreeFriends''. Obviously the best example on the show.
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* Disco Bear from ''WesternAnimation/HappyTreeFriends''.''WebAnimation/HappyTreeFriends''. Obviously the best example on the show.
1st Jan '16 5:32:51 PM nombretomado
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* In ''{{Smallville}}'', [[TheFlash Bart]], who hit on Chloe twice, with the second time failing especially spectacularly.
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* In ''{{Smallville}}'', ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', [[TheFlash Bart]], who hit on Chloe twice, with the second time failing especially spectacularly.

* Herb Tarlek of ''WKRPInCincinnati'' is on the fringe of Larry-dom since he's married and has kids. However, he does have the bad suit, attitude, and lack of success necessary to play the part.
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* Herb Tarlek of ''WKRPInCincinnati'' ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati'' is on the fringe of Larry-dom since he's married and has kids. However, he does have the bad suit, attitude, and lack of success necessary to play the part.
29th Dec '15 6:18:22 PM cybertoy0
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* In ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' episode "Roadside Attraction", Stan gives Dipper advice on how to talk to girls, claiming to be an expert on the subject. At the end of the episode, Stan's forced to admit that he's anything but. The end-credits cryptogram states that Stan's best relationship was with an animatronic. -->'''Stan:''' Alright, kid. I gotta admit something. I'm no expert on women. Truth is, I've been divorced once, and slapped more times than I can remember. Confidence can buy you a lot, but at the end of the day, pickup artists tend to get our heads bitten off. When it comes to women, I'm a failure.
22nd Dec '15 6:59:46 AM PrinnyOverlord
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* Collin of ''Webcomic/WhiteDarkLife'' is an exaggeration of this. He believes he is attractive but his giant ego and weak physical stature quickly turn off any woman he has interest in. [[spoiler:And then it turns out his soul holds traces of pure chastity to boot.]]
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* Collin of ''Webcomic/WhiteDarkLife'' is an exaggeration of this. He believes he is attractive but his giant ego and [[FlexingThoseNonBiceps weak physical stature stature]] quickly turn off any woman he has interest in. in, including ''HornyDevils''. [[spoiler:And then it turns out his soul holds traces of pure chastity to boot.]]boot, which guarantees this status.]] ** Later, Kris takes this role from Collin once the later cleans up his act. Only natural considering he's an [[HornyDevil incubus]] with pride as his main trait.
17th Dec '15 3:27:12 PM Lyendith
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* Shimada from ''Manga/JitsuWaWatashiWa'' not only fails to seduce any lady, he also has a rotten luck that borders on karmic with the ones he hits on. Ryou, his [[GoldDigger "girlfriend"]], is notably... a guy in a female MobileSuitHuman, who is ''also'' a CasanovaWannabe. Later on, he tries to hit on his young beautiful new teacher Ryokuenzaka Yumi [[spoiler:who turns out to be a giant male vampire in a female disguise.]] He's also a fan of Shiho, who switches genders when she sees the moon. Shima doesn't suspect any of that.
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* Shimada from ''Manga/JitsuWaWatashiWa'' not only fails to seduce any lady, he also has a rotten luck that borders on karmic with the ones he hits on. Ryou, his [[GoldDigger "girlfriend"]], is notably... a guy in a female MobileSuitHuman, who is ''also'' a CasanovaWannabe. Later on, he tries to hit on his [[spoiler:his young and beautiful new teacher Ryokuenzaka Yumi [[spoiler:who Yumi; who turns out to be a giant male vampire in a female disguise.]] He's also a fan of Shiho, who switches genders when she sees the moon. Shima doesn't suspect any of that.
17th Dec '15 3:26:11 PM Lyendith
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* Shimada from ''Manga/JitsuWaWatashiWa'' not only fails to seduce any lady, he also has a rotten luck that borders on karmic with the ones he hits on. Ryou, his [[GoldDigger "girlfriend"]], is notably... a guy in a female MobileSuitHuman, who is ''also'' a CasanovaWannabe. Later on, he tries to hit on his young beautiful new teacher Ryokuenzaka Yumi [[spoiler:who turns out to be a giant male vampire in a femake disguise.]] He's also a fan of Shiho, who switches genders when she sees the moon. Shima doesn't suspect any of that.
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* Shimada from ''Manga/JitsuWaWatashiWa'' not only fails to seduce any lady, he also has a rotten luck that borders on karmic with the ones he hits on. Ryou, his [[GoldDigger "girlfriend"]], is notably... a guy in a female MobileSuitHuman, who is ''also'' a CasanovaWannabe. Later on, he tries to hit on his young beautiful new teacher Ryokuenzaka Yumi [[spoiler:who turns out to be a giant male vampire in a femake female disguise.]] He's also a fan of Shiho, who switches genders when she sees the moon. Shima doesn't suspect any of that.
17th Dec '15 3:25:30 PM Lyendith
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* Shimada from ''Manga/JitsuWaWatashiWa'' not only fails to seduce any lady, he also has a rotten luck that borders on karmic with the ones he hits on. Ryou, his [[GoldDigger "gilfriend"]], is notably... a guy in a female MobileSuitHuman, who is ''also'' a CasanovaWannabe. Later on, he tries to hit on his young beautiful new teacher Ryokuenzaka Yumi [[spoiler:who turns out to be a giant male vampire in a femake disguise.]] He's also a fan of Shiho, who switches genders when she sees the moon. Shima doesn't suspect any of that.
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* Shimada from ''Manga/JitsuWaWatashiWa'' not only fails to seduce any lady, he also has a rotten luck that borders on karmic with the ones he hits on. Ryou, his [[GoldDigger "gilfriend"]], "girlfriend"]], is notably... a guy in a female MobileSuitHuman, who is ''also'' a CasanovaWannabe. Later on, he tries to hit on his young beautiful new teacher Ryokuenzaka Yumi [[spoiler:who turns out to be a giant male vampire in a femake disguise.]] He's also a fan of Shiho, who switches genders when she sees the moon. Shima doesn't suspect any of that.
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