History Main / BiggerIsBetterInBed

* "Vick" from the Teenburg porn site has an enormously long and thick penis. He can't seem to get it completely erect (he's a slim wiry guy), but he can get it up enough to work. His partners never seem to have any trouble taking it, even though many of them are rather petite. Check him out and wince (or swoon).

* Taken to its extreme/parodied by the girls(!) of a different website (Link deleted)
* A few semi-non-pornish examples of big guys. (Link deleted) And they're ''flaccid''.

* [[http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/1798922.html The fanfic version of this trope]], taken to its logical extreme. (The link doesn't go to the fic itself, just the fanfic-rants post about it. The fic itself, unfortunately, is LostForever.)

* OrderOfTheStick: Roy calls his "The Trouser Titan"
** [[RunningGag Not the point!]]

** [RunningGag] Not the point!

* Much of the works featured on the (Name redacted) website have these. Many Characters are usually depicted having ''at least one'' improbably large... thing. And not just the men.

* "Vick" from the (Name redacted) porn site has an enormously long and thick penis. He can't seem to get it completely erect (he's a slim wiry guy), but he can get it up enough to work. His partners never seem to have any trouble taking it, even though many of them are rather petite. Check him out and wince (or swoon). (Link deleted)

* Several websites, such as (Name redacted) and (Name redacted) (they're really the same site with different names), have women do the normal routine with a few guys, then finish with a "surprise", being several men with obviously fake penises up to 14 inches to give her a facial that covers her whole body.

* Aversion: In the film ''Kinsey'' - early in the film, Alfred Kinsey and his wife have come to a doctor because they're having trouble consummating their marriage. The doctor explains that sometimes, if a woman with a thicker-than-usual hymen is matched with a well-endowed man, it can make sex tough. He holds out a ruler and asks Kinsey's wife to point to the ruler, indicating how big the...member in question is. She hesitates, then points to a spot in the air TWO INCHES past the end of the ruler. The doctor just raises his eyebrows a bit and says "I'm surprised you didn't pass out."

* Mocked in one of the ''Deathlands'' novels; Doc Tanner's sometime [[NoSocialSkills girlfriend]] Lori runs off and has an affair with a local [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys bad boy]]. She then returns to the group, complaining that his big dick came with a small brain. Ryan dryly remarks that he "hears that's often the way".

* Much of the works featured on the Hentai-Foundry website have these. Many Characters are usually depicted having ''at least one'' improbably large... thing. And not just the men.

* "Vick" from the Teenburg porn site has an enormously long and thick penis. He can't seem to get it completely erect (he's a slim wiry guy), but he can get it up enough to work. His partners never seem to have any trouble taking it, even though many of them are rather petite. Check him out and wince (or swoon). (Link deleted)

* Several websites, such as Freaks of Cock and Fucked-Up Facials (they're really the same site with different names), have women do the normal routine with a few guys, then finish with a "surprise", being several men with obviously fake penises up to 14 inches to give her a facial that covers her whole body.

* There's a late-night infomercial for a penis-enlargement pill with "testimonials", and among them is a woman who calmly states that the biggest penis she has ever been with was "ten or eleven inches" like it was no big deal, acting pretty calm about the fact she most likely had sex with a horse.
** Actually, ten or eleven inches isn't ''that'' unlikely. Statistically, it is likely that you will find at least one ten-incher in an average group of 250 grown men. And assuming that the woman in question puts out a lot, she could easily have slept with over 75 men in her lifetime, making the odds of her finding such an [[SophisticatedAsHell impressive shlong]] unlikely, but hardly impossible.
*** Giant wangs are out there, and they are [[{{AllMenArePerverts}} trying to get laid.]] Granted, a woman trying to find one on purpose hasn't got very good odds, but it's not impossible. More often it's a situation of some poor girl being terrified out of ever having sex again until someone tells her that most penises aren't that big. And that guy with the 10 inch dong should consider joining the porn industry, where the women actually CAN handle something that big.

** Size DOES matter, so the claim is true. But "mattering" does not mean "bigger is better".

* "Vick" from the Teenburg porn site has an enormously long and thick penis. He can't seem to get it completely erect (he's a slim wiry guy), but he can get it up enough to work. His partners never seem to have any trouble taking it, even though many of them are rather petite. [[http://teenburg.tonytube.tv/174/?nats=phub861:rsh:tbrg Check him out and]] [[http://teenburg.tonytube.tv/046/046_b.jpg wince (or swoon).]] (NSFW)

* Taken to its extreme/parodied by the girls(!) of [[http://futanaria.com/main.htm Futanaria.com]] (Very NSFW!)
* [[http://kudaka.tumblr.com/archive A few semi-non-pornish examples of big guys.]] (Very NSFW) And they're ''flaccid''.

** The episode title is a BilingualBonus referring to this; "chinchin" is Japanese slang for "penis", while "chinpo" is the actual word.

**** No, but it certainly isn't impressive, or average, really. [[http://www.dvdreview.co.uk/resources/dvdreview/Dr%20Manhattan%203.JPG] But considering the fact that he can change size, his "work penis" is almost definitely smaller than his "leisure time penis".

**** [[http://www.dvdreview.co.uk/resources/dvdreview/Dr%20Manhattan%203.JPG There you go.]

** Fifteen is my limit!

* After her first session with a new love interest, the heroine of John Varley's ''Steel Beach'' specifically references this trope when she bitches [[IncrediblyLamePun at length]] about the tendency of first time Female-to-Male {{gender bender}}s to check off the "HUNG" option even though they'd just been girls themselves and really ought to know better.

** The episode title is a BilingualBonus referring to this; "chinchin" is Japanese slang for "penis."

* A collection of fairy tale porn. There was a magic cock ring that grew a man's endowment to a length of about half a league. He could only wear it partly on his finger in order to not cause irreparable damage to the woman he was with, and the woman's mother died in a tragic accident when she tried to sex him up in his sleep, and the ring slid all the way onto his finger.