History Literature / TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster

7th Mar '16 3:33:58 PM Eagal
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* AuthorTract: And proud of it, too.
* BlackAndWhiteMorality (or, from an outsider viewpoint, BlackAndWhiteInsanity): Those who disagree with anything said in these pages are clearly evil. Take for example the issue of discovering land described under ScienceIsWrong. Discovering new land would give us more farming land, so people who don't believe in superscience clearly want children to starve.

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%%* AuthorTract
* AuthorTract: And proud of it, too.
* BlackAndWhiteMorality (or, from an outsider viewpoint, BlackAndWhiteInsanity):
BlackAndWhiteMorality: Those who disagree with anything said in these pages are clearly evil. Take for example the issue of discovering land described under ScienceIsWrong. Discovering new land would give us more farming land, so people who don't believe in superscience clearly want children to starve.



* FlyingSpaghettiMonster: Omnipresent, and worshiped in this sacred book.



* ParodyReligion: Debatably. See PoesLaw below.

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* ParodyReligion: Debatably. See PoesLaw below.Originally started as a MemeticMutation in parody of Christianity.



* SacredScripture: Naturally.
* SafeSaneAndConsensual: The 4th and 8th commandment.

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* SacredScripture: Naturally.
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SafeSaneAndConsensual: The 4th and 8th commandment.
17th May '14 11:19:33 AM Eagal
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* PoesLaw: Satire? [[spoiler:Not according to the book itself, but it is said that the author himself has publicly said that it is.]] The line is blurred by the fact that so-called "Pastafarians" have attempted to take Poland to European court as a response to not allowing them status as a recognized religion. If it's satire, it's a rather long way to go for a joke. If it's real, then it's become something more that a ParodyReligion.

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* PoesLaw: Satire? [[spoiler:Not according to the book itself, but it is said that the author himself has publicly said that it is.]] The line is blurred by the fact that so-called "Pastafarians" have attempted to take Poland to European court as a response to not allowing them status as a recognized religion. If it's satire, it's a rather long way to go for a joke. If it's real, then it's become something more that than a ParodyReligion.
17th Mar '14 4:45:19 PM AlicornDebater
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* PoesLaw: Satire? [[spoiler:Not according to the book itself, but it is said that the author himself has publicly said that it is.]] The line is blurred by the fact that so-called "Pastafarians" have attempted to take Poland to European court as a response to not allowing them status as a recognized religion. If it's satire, it's a retardedly long way to go for a joke. If it's real then...they've ceased to be a ParodyReligion and just become a regular religion...

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* PoesLaw: Satire? [[spoiler:Not according to the book itself, but it is said that the author himself has publicly said that it is.]] The line is blurred by the fact that so-called "Pastafarians" have attempted to take Poland to European court as a response to not allowing them status as a recognized religion. If it's satire, it's a retardedly rather long way to go for a joke. If it's real then...they've ceased to be a ParodyReligion and just real, then it's become something more that a regular religion...ParodyReligion.
15th May '13 1:12:29 PM Eagal
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* StrawmanPolitical: And the straws are made of spaghetti!
* StrawVulcan

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%% * StrawmanPolitical: And the straws are made of spaghetti!
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15th May '13 1:12:01 PM Eagal
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* [[spoiler: ParodyReligion]]

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* [[spoiler: ParodyReligion]]ParodyReligion: Debatably. See PoesLaw below.



* ReligionIsRight: Well, Pastafari, that is. The other religions have understood that there is a divine superbeing, but failed to grasp the fullness of His noodly nature.

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* ReligionIsRight: Well, Pastafari, Like all the big religions, Pastafarianism maintains that is. The it is right and that other religions have understood that there is a divine superbeing, but failed to grasp the fullness true nature of His noodly nature. God. Or something.
24th Apr '13 5:08:12 PM painocus
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* [[spoiler: ParodyReligion]]
21st Mar '13 12:40:19 AM Tyoria
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* HeteronormativeCrusader: Very self-consciously averted in the chapter on pirates and wenches. This main text of chapter takes for granted that Pirates (the chosen people!) are male and heterosexual. However, little footnotes exclaim that women can be pirates too and that same-sex relationships are entirely okay in His eyes.

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* HeteronormativeCrusader: Very self-consciously averted in the chapter on pirates and wenches. This main text of chapter takes for granted that Pirates (the chosen people!) are male and heterosexual. However, little footnotes exclaim that women can be pirates too and that same-sex relationships are entirely okay in His eyes. eyes.
* HollywoodHistory: Hollywood and historians alike got it all wrong. Pirates were [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything peaceful, fun-loving and mischievous]]. The claims that they were thugs, thieves and murderers is evil propaganda spread by heretics.



* InTheirOwnImage: The creationists got it all wrong. It is not humans that were made in God's image. No, it is spaghetti and meatballs!
* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Pirates didn't do any actual piracy: All they did throughout history was to hang around and be cool.



* SacredScripture: Naturally.



* ScienceIsWrong: Supernatural Science, or SuperScience for short, is much more flexible and should be used whenever real science doesn't fill the needs for whatever political manipulation you happen to be up to. Besides, humans evolved from pirates rather than primates. Also, the fact that more land was discovered from 1400 to 1800 (a time when SuperScience was more popular) than from 1800 to 2000 proves that SuperScience is better.



* InTheirOwnImage: The creationists got it all wrong. It is not humans that were made in God's image. No, it is spaghetti and meatballs!
* HollywoodHistory: Hollywood and historians alike got it all wrong. Pirates were [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything peaceful, fun-loving and mischievous]]. The claims that they were thugs, thieves and murderers is evil propaganda spread by heretics.
* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Pirates didn't do any actual piracy: All they did throughout history was to hang around and be cool.
* SacredScripture: Naturally.
* ScienceIsWrong: Supernatural Science, or SuperScience for short, is much more flexible and should be used whenever real science doesn't fill the needs for whatever political manipulation you happen to be up to. Besides, humans evolved from pirates rather than primates. Also, the fact that more land was discovered from 1400 to 1800 (a time when SuperScience was more popular) than from 1800 to 2000 proves that SuperScience is better.
20th Mar '13 4:18:22 PM Eagal
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* PoesLaw: Satire? [[spoiler:Not according to the book itself, but it is said that the author himself has publicly said that it is. Of course, this might just be lies spread by those who want to keep the truth of Pastafari spreading to YOU. [[ShapedLikeItself And such people should not be trusted]].]]

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* PoesLaw: Satire? [[spoiler:Not according to the book itself, but it is said that the author himself has publicly said that it is. Of course, this might ]] The line is blurred by the fact that so-called "Pastafarians" have attempted to take Poland to European court as a response to not allowing them status as a recognized religion. If it's satire, it's a retardedly long way to go for a joke. If it's real then...they've ceased to be a ParodyReligion and just be lies spread by those who want to keep the truth of Pastafari spreading to YOU. [[ShapedLikeItself And such people should not be trusted]].]]become a regular religion...
20th Mar '13 2:30:43 PM Eagal
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* GodIsFlawed: The Flying Spaghetti Monster caused the great flood by accident; when making pasta, the drain of the heavenly kitchen sink emptied itself straight down to earth. Oops.
* TheGoldenRule: The spirit of the rule is played straight, while the literal wording of the biblical version os played with in the 8:th commandment. FSM really prefers if we don't do stuff to others that we would like them to do to us but ''they'' don't want us to do to them. Oh, and that goes ''especially'' for rough sex.

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* GodIsFlawed: The Flying Spaghetti Monster caused the great flood by accident; when making pasta, the drain of the heavenly kitchen sink emptied itself straight down to earth. Oops.
earth.
* TheGoldenRule: The spirit of the rule is played straight, while the literal wording of the biblical version os is played with in the 8:th 8th commandment. FSM really prefers if we don't do stuff to others that we would like them to do to us but ''they'' don't want us to do to them. Oh, and that goes ''especially'' for rough sex.



* SafeSaneAndConsensual: The 4:th and 8:th commandment.

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* SafeSaneAndConsensual: The 4:th 4th and 8:th 8th commandment.



* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Pirates didn't do any actual piracy: All they did theroughout history was to hang around and be cool.

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* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Pirates didn't do any actual piracy: All they did theroughout throughout history was to hang around and be cool.
26th Feb '13 3:30:52 PM Xtifr
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[[quoteright:272:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fsm_6223.jpg]]
This book is the {{holy scripture}} of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a faith dedicated to the worship of {{Flying Spaghetti Monster}}, or FSM for short. Re-Published in 2006. It was of course the Holy Book of Pastafarianism for much longer than that.

Within these hallowed pages, we learn the sacred truths about how global warming is caused by a decline in pirate population and how people growing taller is a side effect of overpopulation. The later link is caused by the fact that gravity is a spiritual force. The secular "theory of gravity" is "just a theory", and these "Newtonists" should not be allowed to monopolize the physics hours in school. In reality, gravity is caused by FSM gently pushing everyone down with His noodly appendages. There are more people now than in the stone ages, and thus there is less gravity left for each individual human. ''That's'' why we grow taller now.
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!!Has examples of:

* AuthorTract: And proud of it, too.
* BlackAndWhiteMorality (or, from an outsider viewpoint, BlackAndWhiteInsanity): Those who disagree with anything said in these pages are clearly evil. Take for example the issue of discovering land described under ScienceIsWrong. Discovering new land would give us more farming land, so people who don't believe in superscience clearly want children to starve.
* TheCommandments: Eight of those. Well, 10 actually, but Mosey the pirate captain dropped two of the stone tablets as he walked down Mount Salsa.
* FanFlattering: The book claims that followers of pastafari don't consider themselves superior, since they aren't self-righteous bastards like everyone else... [[HypocriticalHumor wait, what]]?
* FlyingSpaghettiMonster: Omnipresent, and worshiped in this sacred book.
* GodIsFlawed: The Flying Spaghetti Monster caused the great flood by accident; when making pasta, the drain of the heavenly kitchen sink emptied itself straight down to earth. Oops.
* TheGoldenRule: The spirit of the rule is played straight, while the literal wording of the biblical version os played with in the 8:th commandment. FSM really prefers if we don't do stuff to others that we would like them to do to us but ''they'' don't want us to do to them. Oh, and that goes ''especially'' for rough sex.
* GravityIsOnlyATheory: Claims that "gravity" is actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster gently pushing us down with his noodly appendages. This theory is supported by the fact that people are taller now than during the stone age, and also more numerous: Clearly there is less gravity for each of us these days, and thus we grow taller.
* HeteronormativeCrusader: Very self-consciously averted in the chapter on pirates and wenches. This main text of chapter takes for granted that Pirates (the chosen people!) are male and heterosexual. However, little footnotes exclaim that women can be pirates too and that same-sex relationships are entirely okay in His eyes.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Or "True Pirate Logic", as any ''true'' pastafarian would surely prefer to call it. Examples on nearly every page.
* PoesLaw: Satire? [[spoiler:Not according to the book itself, but it is said that the author himself has publicly said that it is. Of course, this might just be lies spread by those who want to keep the truth of Pastafari spreading to YOU. [[ShapedLikeItself And such people should not be trusted]].]]
* ReligionIsRight: Well, Pastafari, that is. The other religions have understood that there is a divine superbeing, but failed to grasp the fullness of His noodly nature.
* SafeSaneAndConsensual: The 4:th and 8:th commandment.
* StrawmanPolitical: And the straws are made of spaghetti!
* StrawVulcan
* InTheirOwnImage: The creationists got it all wrong. It is not humans that were made in God's image. No, it is spaghetti and meatballs!
* HollywoodHistory: Hollywood and historians alike got it all wrong. Pirates were [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything peaceful, fun-loving and mischievous]]. The claims that they were thugs, thieves and murderers is evil propaganda spread by heretics.
* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Pirates didn't do any actual piracy: All they did theroughout history was to hang around and be cool.
* SacredScripture: Naturally.
* ScienceIsWrong: Supernatural Science, or SuperScience for short, is much more flexible and should be used whenever real science doesn't fill the needs for whatever political manipulation you happen to be up to. Besides, humans evolved from pirates rather than primates. Also, the fact that more land was discovered from 1400 to 1800 (a time when SuperScience was more popular) than from 1800 to 2000 proves that SuperScience is better.
* WhatWouldXDo: There's an entire chapter on "What Would A Pirate Do?"
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