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* BilingualRhyme: From canto 1, verse 42, lines 7-8 using English and Latin:
-->''But Virgil's songs are pure, except that horrid one''
-->''Beginning with "Formosum Pastor Corydon."''
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* AllWomenArePrudes: With the exception of Donna Inez, averted -- Julia, Haidée, Queen Catherine, and others want a fun sex life with someone they can love and respect; the narrator doesn't comdemn them but laments the difficulties in their way.

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* AllWomenArePrudes: With the exception of Donna Inez, averted -- Julia, Haidée, Queen Catherine, and others want a fun sex life with someone they can love and respect; the narrator doesn't comdemn them but laments the difficulties in their way. Even Donna Inez is ultimately a subversion - though she goes to great lengths to ensure that Don Juan grows up [[TheIngenue not knowing the first thing about sex]], that doesn't stop her from having a fling with her best friend's husband.
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* DeathBySex: Haidée
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* ItIsPronouncedTroPay: Byron clearly does not intend "Juan" to be pronounced properly as the Spanish name ("Hwan") but as two syllables ("JOO-won") which he rhymes with such phrases as "true one." Some literature scholars maintain Byron did this on purpose as a gag, since he mangles other foreign words in similar ways, to signify that the UnreliableNarrator of the poem is in fact an uncultured rube.
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AffectionateParody of the classic epic + AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero [[Theatre/DonGiovanni Don Juan]] = Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure abruptly cut his poor hero's story short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.

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AffectionateParody of the classic epic + AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero [[Theatre/DonGiovanni Don Juan]] = Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure his death abruptly cut his poor hero's story short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.
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* BilingualRhyme: From canto 1, verse 42, lines 7-8 using English and Latin:
-->''But Virgil's songs are pure, except that horrid one''
-->''Beginning with "Formosum Pastor Corydon."''
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* BilingualRhyme: From canto 1, verse 42, lines 7-8 using English and Latin:
-->''But Virgil's songs are pure, except that horrid one''
-->''Beginning with "Formosum Pastor Corydon."''
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* {{Dissimile}}: The narrator describes a group of ladies processing "with stately march and slow, / Like water-lilies floating down a rill", then adds parenthetically that rills do not run slowly and perhaps a lake would make a better analogy.
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* YourCheatingHeart: Donna Julia (and possibly Lady Adeline if the story continued). The narrator blames this on {{Double Standard}}s and UglyGuyHotWife.
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* {{Adorkable}}: Juan's attractiveness to women seems to fit this trope.
* AffectionateParody
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* HelloNurse: Aurora Raby
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'''#1: Donna Julia''', his mother's 23-year-old best friend. Poor Julia hasn't had much reason to enjoy her marriage to the 50-year-old Don Alfonso, who is now currently cheating on her with Donna Inez. When Julia realizes that she is falling in love with her handsome young friend and that, try as she might, she cannot deny her feelings, she resolves they will be JustFriends and that she will settle for loving his heart and soul and nothing more: "Love then, but love within its proper limits/ Was Julia's innocent determination" (I.81.1-2). Juan, meanwhile, cannot understand the strange new feelings he's experiencing no matter how many hours he spends wandering alone through the fields and forests dwelling on them. Finally, one summer day as the two are sitting in their bower together, Julia accidentally touches Juan's hand, he starts stroking her hair as she leans against him, OneThingLedToAnother...

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'''#1: Donna Julia''', his mother's 23-year-old best friend. Poor Julia hasn't had much reason to enjoy her marriage to the 50-year-old Don Alfonso, who is now currently cheating on her with Donna Inez. When Julia realizes that she is falling in love with her handsome young friend and that, try as she might, she cannot deny her feelings, she resolves they will be JustFriends and that she will settle for loving his heart and soul and nothing more: "Love then, but love within its proper limits/ Was Julia's innocent determination" (I.81.1-2). Juan, meanwhile, cannot understand the strange new feelings he's experiencing no matter how many hours he spends wandering alone through the fields and forests dwelling on them. Finally, one summer day as the two are sitting in their bower together, Julia accidentally touches Juan's hand, he starts stroking her hair as she leans against him, OneThingLedToAnother...
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* CircassianBeauty: The fourth canto describes a slave auction, where the highest bids are for a Circassian, ultimately sold to the Sultan.
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* GorgeousGreek: Haidée is native from the Cyclades islands and one of the second woman Juan falls in love with, despite being unable to understand each other languages.

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* GorgeousGreek: Haidée is native from the Cyclades islands and one of the second woman Juan falls in love with, despite being unable to understand each other languages.
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* GorgeousGreek: Haidée is native from the Cyclades islands and one of the second woman Juan falls in love with, despite being unable to understand each other languages.
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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero [[Theatre/DonGiovanni Don Juan]] '''=''' Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure abruptly cut his poor hero's story short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.

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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' + AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero [[Theatre/DonGiovanni Don Juan]] '''=''' = Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure abruptly cut his poor hero's story short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.
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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero [[Theatre/DonGiovanni Don Juan]] '''=''' Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.

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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero [[Theatre/DonGiovanni Don Juan]] '''=''' Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure abruptly cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.
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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero Don Juan '''=''' Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.

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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero [[Theatre/DonGiovanni Don Juan Juan]] '''=''' Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.
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* AuthorExistenceFailure: Byron died less than a month after the final complete canto appeared.
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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternateCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero Don Juan '''=''' Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.

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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternateCharacterInterpretation AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero Don Juan '''=''' Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.
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* ItIsPronouncedTroPay: Byron clearly does not intend "Juan" to be pronounced properly as the Spanish name ("Hwan") but as two syllables ("JOO-won") which he rhymes with such phrases as "true one." Some literature scholars maintain Byron did this on purpose as a gag, since he mangles other foreign words in similar ways, to signify that the UnreliableNarrator of the poem is in fact an uncultured rube.
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This is a page about the Lord Byron\'s narrative poem specifically. The legend of Don Juan is much older, but we don\'t have a page for it. You are welcome to make one.


->''Ever since that faithful day''
->''When I became a man,''
->''I've broken hearts of girls''
->''From Guam to Japan. Could it be my savoir-faire, My personality''
->''All I can say is that there is no one who can resist me.''
->''Some people call me Tim;''
->''Where did that come from?''
->''I am to be no other than Don Juan.''
-->-- '''Suburban Legends, "Don Juan"'''

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->''Ever since that faithful day''
->''When
->''Brave men were living before Agamemnon\\
And since, exceeding valorous and sage,\\
A good deal like him too, though quite the same none,\\
But then they shone not on the poet's page\\
And so have been forgotten.
I became a man,''
->''I've broken hearts of girls''
->''From Guam to Japan. Could it be
condemn none,\\
But can't find any in the present age\\
Fit for
my savoir-faire, My personality''
->''All
poem (that is, for my new one);\\
So, as
I can say is that there is no one who can resist me.said, I'll take my friend Don Juan.''
->''Some people call me Tim;''
->''Where did that come from?''
->''I am to be no other than Don Juan.''
-->-- '''Suburban Legends, "Don Juan"'''
'''Canto I, stanza 5'''
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Found this amazing ska song. Using some of the lyrics as a quote really adds to the fact that the tale has been retold many times, even in song form.


->''Brave men were living before Agamemnon''
->''And since, exceeding valorous and sage,''
->''A good deal like him too, though quite the same none,''
->''But then they shone not on the poet's page''
->''And so have been forgotten. I condemn none,''
->''But can't find any in the present age''
->''Fit for my poem (that is, for my new one);''
->''So, as I said, I'll take my friend Don Juan.''
-->-- '''Canto I, stanza 5'''

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->''Brave men were living before Agamemnon''
->''And since, exceeding valorous and sage,''
->''A good deal like him too, though quite the same none,''
->''But then they shone not on the poet's page''
->''And so have been forgotten.
->''Ever since that faithful day''
->''When
I condemn none,''
->''But can't find any in the present age''
->''Fit for
became a man,''
->''I've broken hearts of girls''
->''From Guam to Japan. Could it be
my poem (that is, for my new one);''
->''So, as
savoir-faire, My personality''
->''All
I said, I'll take my friend Don Juan.can say is that there is no one who can resist me.''
->''Some people call me Tim;''
->''Where did that come from?''
->''I am to be no other than Don Juan.''
-->-- '''Canto I, stanza 5'''
'''Suburban Legends, "Don Juan"'''

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'''#3: The sultana Gulbeyaz''', who has never had to deal with not getting what she wants until now, when Juan refuses to sleep with her. To keep her husband from discovering her plan, she has Juan dressed like a woman and sent to spend the night in the seraglio with the sultan's harem. Due to a shortage of free beds, the matron assigns Juan to share a bed for the night with...

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'''#3: The sultana Gulbeyaz''', who has never had to deal with not getting what she wants until now, when Juan refuses to sleep with her. To keep her husband from discovering her plan, she has Juan dressed like a woman and sent to spend the night in the seraglio with the sultan's harem.[[RoyalHarem harem]]. Due to a shortage of free beds, the matron assigns Juan to share a bed for the night with...
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* HypocriticalHumour:
--> I hate inconstancy–I loathe, detest,
--> Abhor, condemn, abjure the mortal made,
--> Of such quicksilver clay that in his breast
--> No permanent foundation can be laid.
--> Love, constant love, has been my constant guest,
--> And yet last night, being at a masquerade,
--> I saw the prettiest creature, fresh from Milan,
--> Which gave me some sensations like a villain...
--> --Canto 2, Stanza 209
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Instead of a LovableRogue, a {{Casanova}}, TheCharmer, and a HandsomeLech of an AntiHero whose favorite hobby is seducing women, Byron's Don Juan is an honorable but naive young man who's SoBeautifulItsACurse and finds himself the target of women (some with less than honorable motives) in every country his travels take him to. Far from demonizing the fair sex, however, or portraying [[AllWomenAreLustful all women as lustful]], the poem actually frequently addresses the sexual {{Double Standard}}s of the day ''and'' portrays plenty of the hero's relationships as deep, loving, and genuine before inevitable tragedy strikes. Yes, LoveHurts, for both men and women, just in different ways thanks to society's rules.

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Instead of a LovableRogue, a {{Casanova}}, TheCasanova, TheCharmer, and a HandsomeLech of an AntiHero whose favorite hobby is seducing women, Byron's Don Juan is an honorable but naive young man who's SoBeautifulItsACurse and finds himself the target of women (some with less than honorable motives) in every country his travels take him to. Far from demonizing the fair sex, however, or portraying [[AllWomenAreLustful all women as lustful]], the poem actually frequently addresses the sexual {{Double Standard}}s of the day ''and'' portrays plenty of the hero's relationships as deep, loving, and genuine before inevitable tragedy strikes. Yes, LoveHurts, for both men and women, just in different ways thanks to society's rules.
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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternateCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero Don Juan '''=''' LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.

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AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternateCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero Don Juan '''=''' LordByron's Creator/LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.
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->''Brave men were living before Agamemnon''
->''And since, exceeding valorous and sage,''
->''A good deal like him too, though quite the same none,''
->''But then they shone not on the poet's page''
->''And so have been forgotten. I condemn none,''
->''But can't find any in the present age''
->''Fit for my poem (that is, for my new one);''
->''So, as I said, I'll take my friend Don Juan.''
-->-- '''Canto I, stanza 5'''

AffectionateParody of the classic epic '''+''' AlternateCharacterInterpretation of the legendary ByronicHero Don Juan '''=''' LordByron's famous satirical NarrativePoem. From 1818 to 1824, Byron completed 16 cantos and a fragment of a 17th before AuthorExistenceFailure cut his poor hero's story abruptly short. Byron wrote in letters, "I have no plan -- I had no plan ... a playful satire, with as little poetry as could be helped, was what I meant." The result is a highly {{troperiffic}} tale told by a LemonyNarrator that frequently indulges in ConversationalTroping and LampshadeHanging in-between [[TakeThat criticizing society]], [[ContemplateOurNavels waxing philosophical about the wonders of love and the pain of heartbreak]], and occasionally telling the life story of Don Juan.

Instead of a LovableRogue, a {{Casanova}}, TheCharmer, and a HandsomeLech of an AntiHero whose favorite hobby is seducing women, Byron's Don Juan is an honorable but naive young man who's SoBeautifulItsACurse and finds himself the target of women (some with less than honorable motives) in every country his travels take him to. Far from demonizing the fair sex, however, or portraying [[AllWomenAreLustful all women as lustful]], the poem actually frequently addresses the sexual {{Double Standard}}s of the day ''and'' portrays plenty of the hero's relationships as deep, loving, and genuine before inevitable tragedy strikes. Yes, LoveHurts, for both men and women, just in different ways thanks to society's rules.

Byron traces Don Juan's susceptibility to women's charms and almost complete ignorance on all matters related to love and passion to his childhood on the shores of the Guadalquivir River in Seville, Spain. After the death of his father Don Jose, Juan was raised by his overprotective mother Donna Inez, who was determined that his education "should be strictly moral" (canto I, stanza 39, line 4), meaning zero Sex Ed and only [[{{Bowdlerization}} severely bowdlerized]] versions of all classic myths and poetry: "But not a page of anything that's loose/ Or hints continuation of the species/ Was ever suffered, lest he should grow vicious" (I.40.6-8). Juan's strict, sheltered life ends when he is 16, thanks to...

'''#1: Donna Julia''', his mother's 23-year-old best friend. Poor Julia hasn't had much reason to enjoy her marriage to the 50-year-old Don Alfonso, who is now currently cheating on her with Donna Inez. When Julia realizes that she is falling in love with her handsome young friend and that, try as she might, she cannot deny her feelings, she resolves they will be JustFriends and that she will settle for loving his heart and soul and nothing more: "Love then, but love within its proper limits/ Was Julia's innocent determination" (I.81.1-2). Juan, meanwhile, cannot understand the strange new feelings he's experiencing no matter how many hours he spends wandering alone through the fields and forests dwelling on them. Finally, one summer day as the two are sitting in their bower together, Julia accidentally touches Juan's hand, he starts stroking her hair as she leans against him, OneThingLedToAnother...

After the StarCrossedLovers first yield to their passion, the Narrator apologizes for making a sudden TimeSkip to November, when Don Alfonso catches on and storms Julia's bedroom looking for evidence of her infidelity. Juan almost escapes discovery but is caught fleeing the house. As a result of the scandal, Juan's mother sends him to stay with relatives in Cadiz "To wean him from the wickedness of earth" (II.8.7), and Julia is sent to a convent, but not before she sends Juan a love letter that he takes on his voyage.

Before Juan can even begin to recover from the heartbreak of being separated from Julia, a storm sinks his ship, leaving him stranded in a lifeboat with several other passengers. Over the next few weeks, Juan's starving companions kill and eat his spaniel, tear up Julia's love letter to draw lots for who will be killed and eaten, and then kill and eat Juan's tutor Pedrillo. Juan refuses to join in the latter, which turns out to save him as eating Pedrillo causes many of the passengers to go insane and die anyway. Juan is eventually the only survivor remaining. He finally washes up, almost-dead from hunger and dehydration, on an island in the Cyclades, where he is found and rescued by...

'''#2: Haidée''', the daughter of Lambro, a pirate captain and slave trader who has set himself up as king on his island home. Haidée and her maid Zoe hide Juan in a cave to protect him from being killed or sold as a slave by Lambro and nurse him back to health. Despite initially not speaking a word of each other's language, Juan and Haidée fall in love, and when they receive word that Haidée's father has been killed on his latest voyage, she fearlessly brings Juan to live in her father's home as her husband. Unfortunately, the rumor could not have been less true, and Lambro is furious to return home and find Juan set up as the master of his house. Haidée tries to defend him, but her lover is taken from her and put on her father's slave ship in chains. Haidée breaks down in shock and eventually dies, along with her unborn child. Juan, meanwhile, is taken to a slave market in Turkey, where he makes friends with an Englishman named John Johnson before the two of them are bought by the sultana's servant, Baba. Baba takes Juan to meet...

'''#3: The sultana Gulbeyaz''', who has never had to deal with not getting what she wants until now, when Juan refuses to sleep with her. To keep her husband from discovering her plan, she has Juan dressed like a woman and sent to spend the night in the seraglio with the sultan's harem. Due to a shortage of free beds, the matron assigns Juan to share a bed for the night with...

'''#4: Dudu''', 17-years-old, quiet, rather pensive, in stark contrast to the fiery, hot-blooded Haidée. Dudu awakens the whole harem at 3 in the morning with hysterical screams that she explains as the result of a nightmare, although it is hinted (but not confirmed) to the reader that she discovered "Juanna's" secret. At any rate, Gulbeyaz becomes so jealous the next morning upon hearing parts of the story that she decides to punish Juan by having him and Johnson drowned at the end of Canto VI.

Canto VII begins with the Russian army besieging the Turkish fort of Ismail. Juan and Johnson show up, having escaped the seraglio with Baba and two unidentified women (''how'' is never explained), and join the fight. The Russians are eventually able to break through the walls and take the fort. Juan risks his life to rescue a 10-year-old Muslim girl named Leila from being killed in the subsequent slaughter. As a reward for this noble display of "courage and humanity" (VIII.140.2), Juan is chosen to convey the despatch to St. Petersburgh. He takes Leila with him, whom he adopts as his daughter and vows to protect from now on. Arriving in the Russian royal court as a famed war hero, Juan instantly catches the eye of...

'''#5: Queen Catherine II,''' who prompts the narrator to expound upon the benefits of dating older women. Juan and the queen get along well, and his mother and relatives back in Spain are even pleased to hear of his new position, so what can go wrong this time? His health eventually begins to suffer in the cold Russian climate. Despite her unwillingness to be separated from her new favorite, Catherine finally plans to send Juan on a diplomatic mission to England as a thinly-disguised excuse for sending him to a warmer climate to continue to live in the luxury she believes he deserves with as many expensive gifts as she pleases. Juan finds himself the object of desire of just about every woman in England. Unfortunately for them, after the exotic women he's used to, most of them strike Juan as rather boring. One of his most significant fangirls is...

'''#6: Lady Adeline Amundeville''', who is actually able to converse with Juan like a friend. Since she is already trapped in a proper but loveless marriage, she sublimates her desire for Juan by planning to arrange his marriage with someone else. She tells herself that she wants to get him married to protect him from the evident advances of the aggressive and seductive...

'''#7: Duchess of Fitz-Fulke''', who pranks Juan by dressing up as the ghost of the Black Friar while they are staying at the Amundevilles' country estate. Juan notices that, while recommending women he should marry, Lady Adeline deliberately leaves out the dazzlingly-beautiful...

'''#8: Aurora Raby''', the 16-year-old local beauty, whom Juan is attracted to for her resemblance to Haidée and thinks would actually make a reasonable match since she is Catholic. Juan briefly suspects that she is the "ghost" that scares him half to death before unmasking the Duchess of Fitz-Fulke the second night.

And that's where the completed cantos end. Although, given that Byron's letters state, "I had not quite fixed whether to make him end in Hell, or in an unhappy marriage, not knowing which would be the severest," perhaps this is to Juan's advantage.
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!!This NarrativePoem contains examples of:

* {{Adorkable}}: Juan's attractiveness to women seems to fit this trope.
* AffectionateParody
* AllWomenArePrudes: With the exception of Donna Inez, averted -- Julia, Haidée, Queen Catherine, and others want a fun sex life with someone they can love and respect; the narrator doesn't comdemn them but laments the difficulties in their way.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: The narrator seems to have a bit of a problem with this (see AuthorFilibuster, below). Byron even apologizes for it once or twice.
* AuthorExistenceFailure: Byron died less than a month after the final complete canto appeared.
* AuthorFilibuster: Most of Canto III digresses from the plot and Byron discusses his distaste for his contemporary writers.
* BeautifulDreamer: Juan, for Haidée.
* BedmateReveal: Implied between Dudu and "Juanna"
* BigFancyHouse: The Amundevilles' country estate, which may or may not be a HauntedHouse.
* ByronicHero: Averted, as Lord Byron's interpretation of Don Juan is a hapless young man who's easily manipulated. Which is ironic considering that most interpretations of Don Juan are Byronic in nature, but ''[[TropeNamer Lord Byron's]] interpretation is not''.
* ChasteHero: Juan, which is what makes him so attractive; women can't resist him because there's no intentional seduction or dishonesty in his innocent, free manner.
* ClosetShuffle: Happens to Juan at Julia's house.
* DeadpanSnarker: The narrator, '''BIG TIME.'''
* DeathBySex: Haidée
* EatingTheEyeCandy: Get used to hearing about how handsome and irresistable Juan is.
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: Haidée
* GoodSamaritan: Haidée
* GoThroughMe: Haidée does this with her father to try to save Juan. He has his men pull her out of the way.
* HappilyAdopted: Leila
* HeartbrokenBadass: Juan for most of the poem.
* HelloNurse: Aurora Raby
* HiddenInPlainSight: Don Alfonso and his friends turn Julia's room upside down looking for her supposed lover; they never find Juan hidden in Julia's bed, under the covers, between her and her maid (the narrator wonders why they didn't look ''in'' the bed as well as ''under'' it).
* HoldingHands: Stressed with Juan and Julia.
* HopeSpot: Juan makes it out of Julia's bedroom without being spotted... but not her house.
* IDidntMeanToKillHim: Juan of the would-be-mugger who welcomes him to England.
* ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou: Gulbeyaz doesn't kill Juan immediately after he refuses her partly because it's interesting to hear "no" for the first time in her life.
* InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt: Type #4
* InMediasRes: Averted and discussed
-->Most epic poets plunge ''in medias res''
-->(Horace makes this the heroic turnpike road),
-->And then your hero tells when'er you please
-->[[HowWeGotHere What went before by way of episode]],
-->... ...
-->That is the usual method, [[{{Dissimile}} but not mine]];
-->My way is to begin with the beginning.
-->-- I.6.1-4, 7.1-2)
* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Queen Catherine sending Juan away from her to save his life.
* LanguageOfLove: Juan and Haidée
* LeftHanging
* LikeBrotherAndSister: This comes up as Juan ponders his strange relationship with Leila, as he's too young to be her father.
* LoveDodecahedron: Forms during the period at the Amundevilles' estate in the final 3 cantos.
* LoveMakesYouCrazy
* MadeASlave: Juan after Lambro's return to the Cyclades.
* TheMatchmaker: Lady Adeline
* MatchmakerCrush: Lady Adeline for Juan; the crush came before the matchmaking.
* MayDecemberRomance: Juan and Queen Catherine, which the narrator explains isn't always a bad thing.
* MuggingTheMonster: Juan is mugged shortly after first setting foot in England. The mugger's career ended there.
* MyBelovedSmother: Donna Inez
* NoAccountingForTaste: Don Jose and Donna Inez were ''not'' HappilyMarried but, to the surprise of their neighbors, never divorced.
* NoEnding
* NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: The survivors of the shipwreck (except for Juan).
* ObliviousToLove: Juan as he falls for Julia.
* OneHeadTaller: Haidée
* PlatonicLifePartners: Juan and Lady Adeline
* ParentalSubstitute: Juan for Leila.
* ParodySue: Likely Donna Inez.
* TheQuietOne: Dudu
* ReferenceOverdosed: The commentary on contemporary poetry and politics, starting with the dedication to Robert Southey and going on from there.
* RescueRomance: Haidée saving Juan from the sea before the two fall in love.
* RomancingTheWidow: Julia secretly dreams of Juan doing this for her if her husband were to die.
* SecretRelationship: Juan and Julia; Juan and Haidée; Juan and Gulbeyaz ''would'' have been this if he'd gone along with her plan.
* SerialRomeo: Juan, but the narrator maintains he truly did love Julia and Haidée, and if a broken heart is particularly vulnerable to love thereafter, who are we to criticize?
* SexlessMarriage: Implied for Julia and Don Alfonso; Lady Adeline and her husband are only stated to have a rather loveless marriage.
* SexyDiscretionShot: The narrator always gives Juan and his current lady privacy when they're about to need it.
* SoHappyTogether: Do you want them listed chronologically or alphabetically?
* SomeoneToRememberHimBy: Would have happened if Haidée hadn't died.
* ThereIsOnlyOneBed: Juan and Dudu... that is, there ''weren't enough'' beds.
* {{Troperiffic}}: If a trope is listed on this page, chances are it was not merely used but discussed ''at length'', its use compared with other uses in art, and [[{{Deconstruction}} the problems with it in the real world noted]].
* UglyGuyHotWife: Alfonso and Julia; the narrator supposes most young women would prefer to have two husbands of 25 than one husband of 50.
* UnwantedHarem: Juan attracts one in England (he actually didn't mind ogling the sultan's literal harem back in Turkey).
* TheVamp: The Duchess of Fitz-Fulke, or so Lady Adeline says.
* ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend: Haidée
* WeaknessTurnsHerOn: Naiveté and innocence turn women on, to be more specific.
* WifeHusbandry: Juan's British fangirls jealously fear this will inevitably happen with him and Leila a few years down the line (the narrator disagrees). They quickly recommend he send her to school or at least find her a governess.
* WomanScorned: Gulbeyaz; the narrator also compares this trope with MamaBear.
-->A tigress robb'd of young, a lioness,
-->Or any interesting beast of prey,
-->Are similes at hand for the distress
-->Of ladies who can not have their own way;
-->But though my turn will not be served with less,
-->These don't express one half what I should say:
-->For what is stealing young ones, few or many,
-->To cutting short their hopes of having any?
-->-- V.132.1-8
* WriteWhoYouKnow: This Don Juan has much in common with Byron himself, of course, but several critics, as well as Byron's own friends, have noted numerous similarities between Donna Inez and Byron's wife, Annabella Milbanke.
* YourCheatingHeart: Donna Julia (and possibly Lady Adeline if the story continued). The narrator blames this on {{Double Standard}}s and UglyGuyHotWife.
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