History Headscratchers / DingoPictures

** I don't think you nead particularly much money to produce these movies, with regard to the result. But they probably didn't earn any money either, I assume that's the reason why they are not active anymore, it just didn't pay off.

** TheyJustDidntCare. I know something similar happens in some really bad furry stuff, but I can't remember any by name now.

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* In Dinosaur Adventure, why is Clio [[spoiler:and his brother]] a complete different species from his parents?

* What gender is Aargh (The Triceratops)? (S)He looks like a male, but sounds like a female. The characters never reference his/her gender at any point.
** Aargh is male; Fa refers to Aargh as her ''uncle.''

** Now let's be perfectly fair, the Asylum has made some good movies in the past, and regardless of their extremely low budget and cheap appearance they can be entertaining and enjoyable if you're into exploitation movies or mockbusters. Buuuut those other three have never EVER made a single entertaining piece ever. EVER. In fact, to be honest, having been exposed to more than one of each company's output it's almost slanderous to put a "respectable" exploitation purveyor like the Asylum in the same boat as the guys who made Dalmations 3 or UP! Balloons to the Rescue. Mockbusters are one thing but comparing Transmorphers to Gladiformers is like comparing Avatar: The Last Airbender to Clutch Cargo.

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* Is there a secret society of these kinds of people? VideoBrinquedo, DingoPictures, SparkPlugEntertainment, and TheAsylum all have the same goal: making bad rip-offs of famous movies.

** The mom cheated on the dad. That's all this troper could think of.

* Why didn't these guys get sued yet?
** There is no such thing as bad publicity. If Disney et al decided to make a high-profile case against them, it's effectively free marketing. Even if every new viewer only watched their stuff for BileFascination, they'd still count as an audience, and thus Dingo would have an excuse to keep [[DarthWiki/{{ptitlew9bltta3dv6n}} doing what they do best]]. Do you want to be the one to give them that satisfaction?
** Also, there's little to be gained from a lawsuit. They probably don't cut noticeably into Disney's profits, nor have enough money that a lawsuit would be profitable.
** Those two above, and that they probably don't make enough money off their Disney film knockoffs anyway.
* How do these people actually make money? The approach, I assume, is just as Strong Bad puts it: "The kind they put right next to the check-out line, so Grandma might accidentally mistake it for the real thing." But surely any child is smart enough to realize it's not the real deal, and they'll just tell Grandma to take it back and get the Disney version, right? Or are they banking on the stores having lousy refund policies?
** They generally sell in gross to stores that don't take refunds - like dollar stores and Big Lots. Likely, they refuse to take refunds of any kind, and they make the stores aware of this when they're selling, so only stores that don't take refunds buy them.
* Have these guys stopped doing shit and handed the game to VideoBrinquedo? Because lately they haven't done anything...
** Please don't tempt fate.

* I just watched part of Dinosaur Adventures on Youtube... Holy fuck, the animation is AWFUL! They're worse than {{Hanna-Barbera}}! I've seen videos on [[FlipnoteStudio Flipnote Hatena]] that looked much better! I mean, good god! They aren't even TRYING to make an effort! How does this studio keep running with such low-quality products? I have a hard time believing people actually buy their movies.
** Hey! [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Don't bring Hatena into this!]]

* I just watched part of Dinosaur Adventures on Youtube... Holy fuck, the animation is AWFUL! They're worse than {{Hanna-Barbera}}! I've seen videos on Flipnote Hatena that looked much better! I mean, good god! They aren't even TRYING to make an effort! How does this studio keep running with such low-quality products? I have a hard time believing people actually buy their movies.

* I just watched part of Dinosaur Adventures on Youtube... Holy fuck, the animation is AWFUL! They're worse than HannahBarbera! I've seen videos on Flipnote Hatena that looked much better! I mean, good god! They aren't even TRYING to make an effort! How does this studio keep running with such low-quality products? I have a hard time believing people actually buy their movies.

** There is no such thing as bad publicity. If Disney et al decided to make a high-profile case against them, it's effectively free marketing. Even if every new viewer only watched their stuff for BileFascination, they'd still count as an audience, and thus Dingo would have an excuse to keep [[:[[DarthWiki/{{ptitlew9bltta3dv6n}} doing what they do best]]. Do you want to be the one to give them that satisfaction?

** There is no such thing as bad publicity. If Disney et al decided to make a high-profile case against them, it's effectively free marketing. Even if every new viewer only watched their stuff for BileFascination, they'd still count as an audience, and thus Dingo would have an excuse to keep [[SoBadItsHorrible doing what they do best]]. Do you want to be the one to give them that satisfaction?

** Hey! Don't bring Hatena into this! They don't deserve it!

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