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* The moment when [[TheLittlestCancerPatient The Littlest AIDS Patient]] is dodged by zombies has a dark kind of humour, as he watches the zombies swarm for him, then break aside. It's like the movie's saying, "What's more evil than zombies? AIDS!"
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* The story of T. Sean Collins, recounting his time as a mercenary guarding a bunch of celebrities making a reality show in a fortified mansion. There's not much to dislike with this one:
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* The story of ridiculously cheery T. Sean Collins, recounting his time as a mercenary guarding a bunch of celebrities making a reality show in a fortified mansion. There's not much to dislike with this one:
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* After being stuck in space, alone, for 5 years without resupply, a rocket (specifically, Virgin Galactic, the private rocket group) finally is launched to the ISS. The first thing the rocket's cheerful, cowboy hat-wearing Texan captain says is "Did anyone order takeout?"
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* ''Definitely'' BlackComedy, but Dr. Fassbach slipping on the airplane's slick ramp and [[spoiler: shooting himself in the head]].
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** The zombies running past him, even ''pushing'' him aside to get at the noise. It even comes off as a perverse Pepsi commercial: "Zombies can't resist the great taste of Pepsi!"
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---> ''I remember thinking I had less respect for the ones who tried to fake some tears than I did for [[ParisHilton the little spoiled whore]] who called the rollerblading guy a "dumbass." [[JerkassHasAPoint Hey, at least she was being honest.]]
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---> ''I remember thinking I had less respect for the ones who tried to fake some tears than I did for [[ParisHilton the little spoiled whore]] who called the rollerblading guy a "dumbass." [[JerkassHasAPoint Hey, at least she was being honest.]]]]''
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* After one of Raj-Sing's subordinates witnesses his HeroicSacrifice and celebrates that the Himalayan safe zone was genuinely safe: "Then he whipped out his penis and peed in my face." Right after a lone monkey watches him, contemplating, stoically, almost thankfully on Raj-Sing's sacrifice, or so the subordinate thinks before he's weed on. Indian monkeys know when to ruin a moment.
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* After his Muslim family decides to seek refuge in Israel, Saladin Kader tells his father that he's going to join a youth-based terrorist group in the name of his faith. The father - normally quiet and docile - suddenly erupts with anger, beating Saladin viciously for even considering such a thought.
--> ''Some martyr I turned out to be. I cried all the way to Cairo.''
* After one of Raj-Sing's monkey subordinates witnesses his HeroicSacrifice and celebrates that the Himalayan safe zone was genuinely safe:"Then he whipped out "But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face." Right after a lone monkey watches him, contemplating, stoically, almost thankfully on Raj-Sing's sacrifice, or so the subordinate thinks before he's weed on. Indian monkeys know when to ruin a moment.moment.
* The story of T. Sean Collins, recounting his time as a mercenary guarding a bunch of celebrities making a reality show in a fortified mansion. There's not much to dislike with this one:
**[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed The descriptions of the celebrities in question]] (most notably [[ParisHilton "that little rich, spoiled, tired-looking whore who was just famous for being a rich, spoiled, tired-looking whore"]]).
** Then there's the show itself, consisting of the celebs reacting to footage being aired by the news. One guy on the TV [[BatterUp straps a meat cleaver to a hockey stick]] and roller-blades down the street looking for zombies to kill, only for one to come out of a sewer drain and [[TooDumbToLive drag him in by his ponytail.]]
---> ''I remember thinking I had less respect for the ones who tried to fake some tears than I did for [[ParisHilton the little spoiled whore]] who called the rollerblading guy a "dumbass." [[JerkassHasAPoint Hey, at least she was being honest.]]
** Finally, the climax where, instead of zombies, the place is overrun by [[spoiler: normal humans looking for refuge.]]
---> ''I met the whore's rat dog as we were both heading for the back door. He looked at me, I looked at him. If it'd been a conversation, it probably woulda gone like, "What about your master?" "What about yours?" "Fuck 'em."''
--> ''Some martyr I turned out to be. I cried all the way to Cairo.''
* After one of Raj-Sing's monkey subordinates witnesses his HeroicSacrifice and celebrates that the Himalayan safe zone was genuinely safe:
* The story of T. Sean Collins, recounting his time as a mercenary guarding a bunch of celebrities making a reality show in a fortified mansion. There's not much to dislike with this one:
**[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed The descriptions of the celebrities in question]] (most notably [[ParisHilton "that little rich, spoiled, tired-looking whore who was just famous for being a rich, spoiled, tired-looking whore"]]).
** Then there's the show itself, consisting of the celebs reacting to footage being aired by the news. One guy on the TV [[BatterUp straps a meat cleaver to a hockey stick]] and roller-blades down the street looking for zombies to kill, only for one to come out of a sewer drain and [[TooDumbToLive drag him in by his ponytail.]]
---> ''I remember thinking I had less respect for the ones who tried to fake some tears than I did for [[ParisHilton the little spoiled whore]] who called the rollerblading guy a "dumbass." [[JerkassHasAPoint Hey, at least she was being honest.]]
** Finally, the climax where, instead of zombies, the place is overrun by [[spoiler: normal humans looking for refuge.]]
---> ''I met the whore's rat dog as we were both heading for the back door. He looked at me, I looked at him. If it'd been a conversation, it probably woulda gone like, "What about your master?" "What about yours?" "Fuck 'em."''
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* The Captain coming into combat with Zeke driving the fuel tank and flattening everything that stands in his way with a delighted "Woohoo!"
-->''I'm gonna clear a path through Zeke! You paddle like hell!"
-->''I'm gonna clear a path through Zeke! You paddle like hell!"
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* "Looks like we just woke the dead. In that respect, uh, Out of respect to others, please turn off all pagers and cell phones."
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** Hey, it's probably going to be a while before anyone gets back to making soft drinks, so why not?
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* A former White House chief of staff who ignored the various warnings that the zombie apocalypse was impending has a new job after the war is over... shoveling manure.
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** Although completely understandable considering he's been without food for awhile, been under extreme duress and endless escapes, and just [[spoiler: infected himself with a disease]]. Given that he finally has a chance to catch his breath, and is near a distraction he'll need anyway, it's funny in its humanness that he opts to drink one before carrying on.
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* A BlackComedy one, when Gerry asked where the documents are, the soldiers replied you're free to look. (They were at the incinerated bodies)
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* A BlackComedy one, when Gerry asked where the documents are, the soldiers replied you're "you're free to look. look". (They were at burned along with the incinerated bodies)zombies.)
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** And that is why we have a trope called {{Narm}}.
* Angelina nowhere to be seen, and Brad Pitt *still* adopts a foreign kid out of habit... (Ok, perhaps my sense of humor is a bit... off.)
* Angelina nowhere to be seen, and Brad Pitt *still* adopts a foreign kid out of habit... (Ok, perhaps my sense of humor is a bit... off.)
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** And that is why we have a trope called {{Narm}}.
* Angelina nowhere to be seen, and Brad Pitt *still* adopts a foreign kid out of habit... (Ok, perhaps my sense of humor is a bit... off.){{Narm}}
* Angelina nowhere to be seen, and Brad Pitt *still* adopts a foreign kid out of habit... (Ok, perhaps my sense of humor is a bit... off.)
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goes without saying it\'s YMMV
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* YMMV but this troper found the The Zombie's tendency to click their teeth repeatably hilarious.repeatably.
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* A BlackComedy one, when Gerry asked where the documents are, the soldiers replied you're free to look. (They were at the incinerated bodies)
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* A BlackComedy one, when Gerry asked where the documents are, the soldiers replied you're free to look. (They were at the incinerated bodies)bodies)
* Well Gerry, you just [[spoiler: became invisible to zombies]]. Whatcha gonna do? [[spoiler: [[ProductPlacement Drink a Pepsi!]] ]]
* Mexican audiences loved the "Mexico City has been declared a total loss" bit near the end of the film. It's like a "P.S., Just in case you were wondering."
* Well Gerry, you just [[spoiler: became invisible to zombies]]. Whatcha gonna do? [[spoiler: [[ProductPlacement Drink a Pepsi!]] ]]
* Mexican audiences loved the "Mexico City has been declared a total loss" bit near the end of the film. It's like a "P.S., Just in case you were wondering."
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* YMMY YMMV but this troper found the Zombie's tendency to click their teeth repeatably hilarious.
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* A BlackComedy one, when Gerry asked where the documents are, the soldiers replied you're free to look. (They were at the incinerated bodies)
* A BlackComedy one, when Gerry asked where the documents are, the soldiers replied you're free to look. (They were at the incinerated bodies)
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* Angelina nowhere to be seen, and Brad Pitt *still* adopts a foreign kid out of habit... (Ok, perhaps my sense of humor is a bit... off.)
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* Angelina nowhere to be seen, and Brad Pitt *still* adopts a foreign kid out of habit... (Ok, perhaps my sense of humor is a bit... off.))
* "Looks like we just woke the dead. In that respect, uh, please turn off all pagers and cell phones."
* "Looks like we just woke the dead. In that respect, uh, please turn off all pagers and cell phones."
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** And that is why we have a trope called {{Narm}}.
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** And that is why we have a trope called {{Narm}}.{{Narm}}.
* Angelina nowhere to be seen, and Brad Pitt *still* adopts a foreign kid out of habit... (Ok, perhaps my sense of humor is a bit... off.)
* Angelina nowhere to be seen, and Brad Pitt *still* adopts a foreign kid out of habit... (Ok, perhaps my sense of humor is a bit... off.)
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*** Chickens are scary.
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*** Chickens are scary.scary.
** And that is why we have a trope called {{Narm}}.
** And that is why we have a trope called {{Narm}}.
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** Not to mention the hospital zombies' tendency to hunch over and make strange noises that make them look for all the world like chickens.
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** Not to mention the hospital zombies' tendency to hunch over and make strange noises that make them look for all the world like chickens.chickens.
*** Chickens are scary.
*** Chickens are scary.
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** This is apparently a widespread reaction. There are quite a few reports of audiences bursting into laughter when the zombies do that repeated chompy-chompy bitey-bitey at nothing motion.
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** This is apparently a widespread reaction. There are quite a few reports of audiences bursting into laughter when the zombies do that repeated chompy-chompy bitey-bitey at nothing motion.motion.
** Not to mention the hospital zombies' tendency to hunch over and make strange noises that make them look for all the world like chickens.
** Not to mention the hospital zombies' tendency to hunch over and make strange noises that make them look for all the world like chickens.
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* YMMY but this troper found the Zombie's tendency to click their teeth repeatably hilarious.hilarious.
** This is apparently a widespread reaction. There are quite a few reports of audiences bursting into laughter when the zombies do that repeated chompy-chompy bitey-bitey at nothing motion.
** This is apparently a widespread reaction. There are quite a few reports of audiences bursting into laughter when the zombies do that repeated chompy-chompy bitey-bitey at nothing motion.
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Given the name of the ship and the time this book was written, Brooks certainly had Virgin Galactic in mind, not Space X
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*YMMY but this troper found the Zombie's tendency to click their teeth repeatably hilarious.
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*YMMY but this troper found the Zombie's tendency to click their teeth repeatably hilarious.
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* After being stuck in space, alone, for 5 years without resupply, a rocket finally is launched to the ISS. The first thing the rocket's captain says is "Did anyone order takeout?"
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* After one of Raj-Sing's subordinates witnesses his HeroicSacrifice and celebrates that the Himalayan safe zone was genuinely safe: "Then he whipped out his penis and peed in my face." Apparently Right after a lone monkey watches him, contemplating, stoically, almost thankfully on Raj-Sing's sacrifice, or so the subordinate thinks before he's weed on. Indian monkeys have no sense of know when something amazing has happened right before their eyes.
to ruin a moment.
* After being stuck in space, alone, for 5 years without resupply, a rocket (specifically, SpaceX, the private rocket group) finally is launched to the ISS. The first thing the rocket's captain says is "Did anyone order takeout?"
* After being stuck in space, alone, for 5 years without resupply, a rocket (specifically, SpaceX, the private rocket group) finally is launched to the ISS. The first thing the rocket's captain says is "Did anyone order takeout?"
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* After one of Raj-Sing's subordinates witnesses his HeroicSacrifice and celebrates that the Himalayan safe zone was genuinely safe: "Then he whipped out his tiny dick penis and peed in my face." Apparently Indian monkeys have no sense of when something amazing has happened right before their eyes.eyes.
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* After being stuck in space, alone, for 5 years without resupply, a rocket finally is launched to the ISS. The first thing the rocket's captain says is "Did anyone order takeout?"
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