History Funny / WorldWarZ

22nd Jan '17 7:10:56 PM TheWildWestPyro
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* The story of T. Sean Collins, recounting his time as a mercenary guarding a bunch of celebrities making a reality show in a fortified mansion. There's not much to dislike with this one:

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* The story of ridiculously cheery T. Sean Collins, recounting his time as a mercenary guarding a bunch of celebrities making a reality show in a fortified mansion. There's not much to dislike with this one:



* After being stuck in space, alone, for 5 years without resupply, a rocket (specifically, Virgin Galactic, the private rocket group) finally is launched to the ISS. The first thing the rocket's captain says is "Did anyone order takeout?"

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* After being stuck in space, alone, for 5 years without resupply, a rocket (specifically, Virgin Galactic, the private rocket group) finally is launched to the ISS. The first thing the rocket's cheerful, cowboy hat-wearing Texan captain says is "Did anyone order takeout?"
19th Jun '15 2:31:02 PM Lightning4119
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* ''Definitely'' BlackComedy, but Dr. Fassbach slipping on the airplane's slick ramp and [[spoiler: shooting himself in the head]].
21st Jan '15 10:36:40 AM AnotherGuy
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** The zombies running past him, even ''pushing'' him aside to get at the noise. It even comes off as a perverse Pepsi commercial: "Zombies can't resist the great taste of Pepsi!"
23rd Nov '14 11:30:45 AM RetsofNoraa
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---> ''I remember thinking I had less respect for the ones who tried to fake some tears than I did for [[ParisHilton the little spoiled whore]] who called the rollerblading guy a "dumbass." [[JerkassHasAPoint Hey, at least she was being honest.]]

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---> ''I remember thinking I had less respect for the ones who tried to fake some tears than I did for [[ParisHilton the little spoiled whore]] who called the rollerblading guy a "dumbass." [[JerkassHasAPoint Hey, at least she was being honest.]]]]''
23rd Nov '14 11:30:05 AM RetsofNoraa
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* After one of Raj-Sing's subordinates witnesses his HeroicSacrifice and celebrates that the Himalayan safe zone was genuinely safe: "Then he whipped out his penis and peed in my face." Right after a lone monkey watches him, contemplating, stoically, almost thankfully on Raj-Sing's sacrifice, or so the subordinate thinks before he's weed on. Indian monkeys know when to ruin a moment.

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* After his Muslim family decides to seek refuge in Israel, Saladin Kader tells his father that he's going to join a youth-based terrorist group in the name of his faith. The father - normally quiet and docile - suddenly erupts with anger, beating Saladin viciously for even considering such a thought.
--> ''Some martyr I turned out to be. I cried all the way to Cairo.''
* After one of Raj-Sing's monkey subordinates witnesses his HeroicSacrifice and celebrates that the Himalayan safe zone was genuinely safe: "Then he whipped out "But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face." Right after a lone monkey watches him, contemplating, stoically, almost thankfully on Raj-Sing's sacrifice, or so the subordinate thinks before he's weed on. Indian monkeys know when to ruin a moment.moment.
* The story of T. Sean Collins, recounting his time as a mercenary guarding a bunch of celebrities making a reality show in a fortified mansion. There's not much to dislike with this one:
**[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed The descriptions of the celebrities in question]] (most notably [[ParisHilton "that little rich, spoiled, tired-looking whore who was just famous for being a rich, spoiled, tired-looking whore"]]).
** Then there's the show itself, consisting of the celebs reacting to footage being aired by the news. One guy on the TV [[BatterUp straps a meat cleaver to a hockey stick]] and roller-blades down the street looking for zombies to kill, only for one to come out of a sewer drain and [[TooDumbToLive drag him in by his ponytail.]]
---> ''I remember thinking I had less respect for the ones who tried to fake some tears than I did for [[ParisHilton the little spoiled whore]] who called the rollerblading guy a "dumbass." [[JerkassHasAPoint Hey, at least she was being honest.]]
** Finally, the climax where, instead of zombies, the place is overrun by [[spoiler: normal humans looking for refuge.]]
---> ''I met the whore's rat dog as we were both heading for the back door. He looked at me, I looked at him. If it'd been a conversation, it probably woulda gone like, "What about your master?" "What about yours?" "Fuck 'em."''
24th Aug '14 5:17:57 PM Downsider
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* The Captain coming into combat with Zeke driving the fuel tank and flattening everything that stands in his way with a delighted "Woohoo!"
-->''I'm gonna clear a path through Zeke! You paddle like hell!"
24th Aug '14 5:15:23 PM Downsider
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* "Looks like we just woke the dead. In that respect, uh, please turn off all pagers and cell phones."

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* "Looks like we just woke the dead. In that respect, uh, Out of respect to others, please turn off all pagers and cell phones."
24th May '14 2:05:34 PM SharleeD
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** Hey, it's probably going to be a while before anyone gets back to making soft drinks, so why not?
19th Dec '13 8:20:02 PM KaeozCrimson
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* A former White House chief of staff who ignored the various warnings that the zombie apocalypse was impending has a new job after the war is over... shoveling manure.
2nd Nov '13 12:57:46 PM HarryLovesHermione
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** Although completely understandable considering he's been without food for awhile, been under extreme duress and endless escapes, and just [[spoiler: infected himself with a disease]]. Given that he finally has a chance to catch his breath, and is near a distraction he'll need anyway, it's funny in its humanness that he opts to drink one before carrying on.
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